A/N- Here's that other chapter I promised you:)
7- All Hail The Brain
"Yo, Brain!" Rocky said, walking up to Ross in class. Riker pushed pass him.
"Brain, that idea of taking Rydel to the movies was awesome! Now, get your mom to buy us tickets to 'The Bloodmaster'!" Riker said.
"'The Bloodmaster'?" Ross asked.
"Friday night," Riker reminded him.
"You want my mom to buy tickets for everyone?" Ross asked.
"Yes!" Riker, Rocky, and Calum all said.
"There's no way my mom will buy everyone tickets to an R-rated movie!" Ross said.
"Lemme make this easy for you," Riker said. "You want us all to come to your little 'Jewish party'?"
"Of course," Ross said.
"Friday night. Seven thirty," Riker, Rocky, and Calum all said together. "Or maybe you're not as useful as I thought." Riker then proceeded to tell everyone what was going on, and everyone started talking about it.
Students:
"Brain's gonna do it!
Brain's gonna do it!
Friday night, the Brain's gonna do it!
Friday night, we go to the mall,
And the Brain's gonna get us into the movie,
Gonna go see 'The Bloodmaster'!
Friday night, 'The Bloodmaster'!
Friday night, Friday night,
Brain's gonna do it, Brain's gonna do it!"
Suddenly, Ross got inspired with a great plan.
Ross:
"I have a plan,
I have a plan,
Possibly, I think I have a plan,
It'll take a lot of work,
It'll take a lot of luck,
But when it all comes through,
They'll say...
'All hail the Brain!
He does what no mere mortal can!
He's the man; Ross Lynch!
All hail the brain!
He did what no one else could do,
Saw us through, saved the day!'
And all I have to do is:
Wait till mom goes to sleep,
Then sneak the liscense from the wallet in her purse,
Make a colour xerox, laminate it,
Then stick the liscense back in the wallet in her purse,
Then find the dress she wore
In the picture on the liscense that I copied and I laminated,
Wear the dress, get a wig, show the liscense, buy the tickets,
What could go wrong?"
He suddenly realized how stupid his plan was. The students started to talk again.
Students:
"Riker's gonna do it!
Riker's gonna do it!
Friday night at 'The Bloodmaster',
Riker's gonna do The Tongue with Rydel!
Friday night, at the movie at the mall
And the Brain's gonna get us in!"
Ross, once again, thought of a perfect plan.
Ross:
"I have a plan,
A better plan,
Actually, an almost perfect plan,
It sounds absolutely nuts, it'll take a lot of guts
But when it all comes through,
They'll say...
'All hail the Brain!
Give that bar mitzvah boy a hand!
Ain't he grand? Ain't he great?'
And all I have to do is:
Go that day to the movie theatre,
Sneak into the projection room,
Steal the reels of film for 'The Bloodmaster',
Take 'em to the hall where they're showing 'Bambi'!
Switch the reels, leave the theatre, tell the guys we're gonna go see 'Bambi',
What could go wrong?"
He again realized how disasterous the plan sounded.
"Hey, Brain, did you set up my date for Friday night?" Riker asked.
"Date?" Ross asked.
"With Rydel," Riker reminded him.
"Date! Date!" Ross said, his face lighting up. Riker pushed past him. After class, Ross runs up to Ratliff.
"Ratliff! Ratliff, I have major news!" Ross said.
"They're making a musical out of Spider-Man?" Ratliff asked.
"No! Well, yes, but no," Ross said.
Ross:
"I have a plan,
I have a plan,
So you and Rydel can go out on Friday night,"
Ratliff let out a scream so loud, it literally shook the sidewalk.
Ross:
"I need your help though, so stay calm,
You need to go talk to my mom,
And it'll all come true, because...
No one says 'no' to a boy with a terminal illness,
Take it from me, it's a sure guarantee of success!"
Ratliff started to walk away, offended. Ross ran back up to him.
Ross:
"Listen, I'm not making fun of your terminal illness,
But you hold the secret to getting my mom to say 'yes'!
So talk to my mom, and get her to buy the tickets we need to obtain,
Riker gets his movie, I get the credit, and you get your date!
So who could complain?
Except for you, because you're dying, but
No one says 'no' to a boy with a terminal illness,
Who could refuse when you shuffle your shoes and say 'please'?"
Ratliff started to see how the plan could work out.
Ross:
"Use all the tricks that you learned in your cradle,
You don't need to lay it on thick with a ladle,
Cause no one says 'no' to a boy with a fatal disease!"
"I can do this!" Ratliff said.
"I know you can!" Ross encouraged. He rang his doorbell, and as Ratliff started talking, he began to pace nervously.
Ross:
"La la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la."
"Mrs. Lynch, I hate to bother you, but I was strolling through the neighbourhood..." Ratliff began.
Ross:
"La la la la, la la la la la la, la la la."
"Which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't my birthday on Friday, but the insurance..." Ratliff continued.
Ross:
"La la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la."
"And I could always pay you for the tickets if I don't get my medicine next month!" Ratliff said.
Ross:
"La la la la, la la la la la la, la la la."
"And, you know, I've always felt this kinship with the Jewish people," Ratliff finished.
Ross:
"Out of the blue,
A thought comes to you
Like sun coming out from the rain,
And after the stress, my mother says..."
"Yes!" Ratliff said, ecstatic.
"Yes!" Ross said in the same tone.
Ross & Ratliff:
"We're all set for Friday!
So who could complain?
Ratliff:
Except for you, because you're Jewish and you always complain."(1)
"It's true! But," Ross admitted.
Ross & Ratliff:
"No one says 'no' to a boy with a terminal illness,
Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize,
Nothing's too hard and no quest unendurable,
As long as you're sure you're completely incurable,
Cause no one says 'no' to a boy with a fatal disease!"
Ross and Ratliff were at school the next day and Ross told Riker the news.
"Well?" Riker asked.
"It's done!" Ross said. As he went to go back to Ratliff, he was pulled away by Riker.
Riker:
"All hail the Brain!
Students:
All hail the Brain!
Riker:
I never thought he'd take the bait!
This is great; Ross Lynch!
Students:
Ross Lynch!
All hail the Brain!
Ross:
I did what no one else could do!
Tell me, who could complain?
Riker:
All hail the Brain!
Students:
All hail the Brain!
Riker:
All hail the Brain!
All:
All hail the Brain!"
Laura was walking through the schoolyard when Ross stopped her.
"Laura, wait," he said.
"I'm not talking to you," she muttered.
"We're all going to the movies on Friday night. Why don't you come? You can't stay mad at me forever!" he told her.
"Just because Ratliff asked me to forgive you doesn't mean I'm going to," she said. She started to walk away. "Honestly, why would I go anywhere with you, ever?"
"Because I messed up big time, and I wanted to make it up to you by asking you out," he stated. She turned around.
"Asking me out?" she asked in shock.
"Out," he repeated.
"As in— out-out?" she asked.
"That would work," he said.
"I'll think about it. Don't get your hopes up. I doubt it. Probably not," she said, leaving the schoolyard. Ross watched her leave and then turned around.
"Oh yeah, she's coming," he said. "And sure, to the inexperienced eye, it may seem like I set Riker and Ratliff up on dates with the same girl at the same place on the same night, but what I really did was..." he added it all up in his head and realized what he did. "Crap!"
A/N- next chapter will be up ASAP!
(1)- I'm not making fun of Jewish people here. Or anywhere in this. That's just how it's written. I'm sorry if you took offense to this if you're Jewish, it's supposed to be funny. Which I really hope you thought it was. :)