8- I'm Getting Ready

Ross ran to Ratliff's house, ready to do damage control.

"So, Ratliff, we need to talk about Friday night," he said.

"Finally! Me on a date with Rydel! See Ross, miracles can happen, with just the right amount of praying and stalking," Ratliff said.

"Okay, but this is Riker's date with Rydel. So promise me you're only gonna sit next to her, right? That's all," Ross asked.

"Would I do anything to jeopardize you after what you've done for me, Ross Lynch?" Ratliff asked.

"So we're good?" Ross said hopefully.

"We're so good!" Ratliff told him.

"Good!" Ross sighed happily.

"Good!"

"Good." Ross left Ratliff's house and went to get ready for the movie. Ratliff started to get ready, too.

Ratliff:

"Only got one shot,

Better get it right,

I'm getting ready

Got to look real hot

When it's Friday night,

I'm getting ready

I'm getting ready today,

I'm getting ready to say

I'm not that weird geek you think I must be

I'm getting ready to move,

I'm getting ready to prove

Rydel just needs a sex God like me!

Ross:

On Friday night, I'll be the hometown hero,

Ratliff:

Got to cut my nails!

Ratliff bit his nails to get them down.

Ross:

If this goes right, then I'll be free and clear

Ratliff:

Got to shave my beard!

Ross:

And if it goes as planned, Laura will understand

Some prices are worth paying when your dreams come true

Ratliff:

I'm getting ready for her,

I'm getting ready, yes sir,

Ready for passion, delight and romance!

Ratliff & Ross:

I'm getting ready to go,

I'm getting ready and knowing

I may only get this one chance

Riker started explaining his plan to Rocky and Calum.

Riker:

There in the dark of the Appleton Cinema,

Free from the public's prying eyes

There with my girl in the chair beside me,

I can reveal my big surprise

There while the rest of the crowd's immersed in

All of the blood vessels on screen bursting,

Rydel will get to be the first in line to realize,

Here comes The Tongue!

Rocky & Calum:

Here it comes! Here it comes!

Riker:

Here comes The Tongue!

Rocky & Calum:

Here it comes! Here it comes!

Riker:

Here comes the

Riker, Rocky & Calum:

Tluhlaluhlaluhlaluhlaluhlaluhluhlaa!(1)

Raini began to talk to Rydel about what she should do on Friday.

Rydel:

Okay, so just go through this with me one more time.

Raini:

Okay.

Rydel:

If he does it and I let him,

Raini:

You're a slut.

Rydel:

Right,

And if he wants to and I stop him,

Raini:

You're a tease.

Rydel:

God!

And if I let him, and I like it,

Raini:

You're a skank!

Rydel:

Wow!

Raini:

But he could also get his tongue stuck down your throat,

Or try to kiss so hard he chips one of your teeth,

Oh, there's a million other ways it could all go wrong,

It doesn't matter if they urge to kiss him back is strong,

You've got to hold that boy at bay,

Step back from the edge and say,

'I'm a good girl,

I don't do that,

I'm a nice girl,

Now put that away!

I'm a good girl,

Keep your hands off!'

If you tell him that,

Then you'll be okay

Rydel:

I think you're overreacting, Raini, it's just a tongue!

Raini:

When you got that solo in choir,

It's cause I told you what to sing,

When you got the lead in the fall school play,

It's cause I coached you all last spring,

When you got to be the head on the cheerleading squad,

It's cause I taught you everything!

Think of all the things I should've had, you got instead

Because you did just what I said!

You're a good girl,

Rydel:

I'm a good girl,

Raini:

You don't do that,

Rydel:

But he's so cute!

Raini:

You're a good girl,

Rydel:

Listen, Raini...

Raini:

Don't question me!

Rydel:

But I could be his girlfriend!

Raini:

You're a good girl,

Rydel:

I'm a good girl,

Raini & Rydel:

You/I don't do that!

I could be his girlfriend!

Raini:

If I could get her out of the way!

Rydel, Raini & Laura:

I've got to get ready for him!

Ratliff:

I'm getting ready, it's true,

Ratliff & Ross:

I'm getting ready to do

Something that makes them accept me at last!

Ross, Ratliff, Raini, Rydel, Laura, Rocky & Calum:

I'm getting ready, alright,

Nothing can stop me tonight!

Riker:

Luhlaluhlaluhlaluhh!

Ross, Ratliff, Raini, Rydel, Riker, Laura, Rocky & Calum:

I'm getting ready,

Ready,

Ready..

Ratliff:

Check me out!

Ross, Ratliff, Raini, Rydel, Riker, Laura, Rocky & Calum:

Now!

A/N- I hope you liked it! :)

(1)- That sound you make when you make noise and flap around your tongue. Haha:)