A/N: This chapter focuses a lot on Rocky, Calum, Cody, and Noah's take on the Raini/Riker thing. :)
BTW the song rhymed at first, cuz the characters name was Brett, but it was hard to match up 'Riker' with anything.
11- That Girl is Bad, Bad News
Rocky and Calum were pacing the halls, trying to figure out what to do.
"This is bad," Rocky said.
"This is real bad," Calum agreed.
"This is the bad that bad thinks is bad!" Rocky said. Calum nodded. Riker walked in towards his friends, and his locker. "Yo, Riker!"
"Why weren't you at practice today?" Calum asked.
"Coach just said, 'Why bother practicing without Riker?' So instead we watched a video called "God Does Not Want You To Touch That'," Rocky explained.
"Hey, are we still on tonight for Grand Theft Auto?" Calum wondered.
"Well..." Riker tried.
"I texted you this morning, but you didn't hit me back," Rocky said.
"Well, see..." Riker said.
"Yeah! What's up with you?" Calum asked.
"Okay, the thing is..." Riker tried again.
"What?!" Calum and Rocky said in unison.
"Riker!" they heard, knowing all too well who it was.
"Ohhhh..." Rocky and Calum said.
"Guys, I'll be right back," Riker sighed.
"Riker, don't do it! Save yourself!" Calum warned.
"Riker!" she shouted again. Raini ran into the hallway and hugged Riker tightly. "Guess what we're going to do this weekend?"
"I thought I'd hang out with my boys...!" Riker said.
"Aww, how sweet! Here's what we're going to do this weekend," Raini demanded. "Go to the mall, buy new shoes, get a mani-pedi!"
"Yeah. I think I'm gonna hang out with them," Riker said, walking over to his two best friends.
"Oh. Well, if you'd rather hang out with them, then I guess you don't want the Tongue anymore," she said, obviously tricking him.
"Who said that?" he asked nervously.
"And if you don't want The Tongue anymore, I guess you don't want what comes after The Tongue." With that, she walked away.
"No, I do! I do want what comes after The Tongue!" he shouted. He turned to Rocky and Calum. "What comes after The Tongue?" They both shrugged. He went after Raini.
"Did you see that?!" Calum asked Rocky.
"Riker's gone to the dark side," Rocky agreed.
"He's totally tongue-whipped," Calum said.
"We've been jock-blocked," Rocky muttered.
"She's a succubus. Why is she doing this to us?" Calum shouted.
Rocky:
"What is a man when he gives up his soul
For a lick from a chick who completely takes control
Calum:
Tell the tale!
Rocky:
How does a man who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes
Calum:
What is a man when he turns on his friends,
We've been tossed, now we're lost, just a platter of burnt ends
Rocky:
I feel ya!
Calum:
How do we make our hero wide awake,
So that he could realize
Rocky & Calum:
That girl is bad, bad news,
Bad news
Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble,
Nothing but stress
Yes she is bad, bad news,
Calum:
Bad news,
Rocky & Calum:
Our buddy Riker is gonna regret that he ever said yes,
The girl may be hot but all that he's got is
Bad, bad news."
Riker and Raini walked into the hallway, chatting.
"So I'm all like, 'Mom! We've been dating for four days! OF COURSE we're going to get married!" Raini said. Then, Keirsey and Noah walked by.
"Hi Riker," Keirsey said.
"Oh, hey, Keirsey," Riker said casually. Raini dropped Riker's hand.
"Wait, were you flirting with her?" she asked.
"I was just saying hi!" Riker defended.
"Oh, so now you're saying she's hot!" she yelled.
"No! Well, she's fine, but..." he reasoned.
"Oh, so now you're saying I'm fat!" she said.
"What? I'm not saying that!" he said.
"You never say anything about how good I look anymore!" she complained. "Oh my god, you hate me!" She ran off, Riker following close behind.
"Not again. Raini, I'm sorry! Put down the donut!" he yelled after her.
Rocky:
"What do you do when your friend's life's at stake?
Calum:
Man, he's flipped,
Cody:
No, he's whipped like the cream on a cake,
Calum:
What can we say?
Rocky:
He won't talk,
Cody:
He won't play,
Boys:
How can one tongue destroy our whole team?
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Cody:
Very bad news
Noah:
She's like a snake,
Rocky:
She's like a cockroach,
Cody:
She's like a cow…a skinny cow!
Boys:
Wow, she is bad, bad news,
Bad news
Calum:
Tres bad!
Boys:
We've been abandoned, left in the sand, and who are we now?
He fell for a slut with a fabulous butt,
But she's bad, bad news."
The boys started walking in circles, trying to decide what to do about Raini. Rocky stopped abruptly.
"Perhaps there's a way we can 'dispose' of her," Rocky suggested. They started walking again. This time, Calum stopped.
"Maybe she can meet with an accident!" Calum said. They kept walking until they collided together.
Cody:
"We have got to make clear that she's not welcome here,
The most horrible way we can find,
Calum:
We can go train a pitbull to chew on her flesh,
Rocky:
I don't think they attack their own kind,
Noah:
We could torture her mother and chop up her dog,
Cody:
To be honest, I don't think she'd mind,
Rocky:
I could rip off her pocketbook,
Look, it's a start
Calum:
Drive a stake through her heart, if she just had a heart,
Boys:
The longer it goes, the worse it'll get,
So somebody's got to tell Riker,
Noah:
YEAH!
Boys:
That girl is bad, bad news,
Bad news
She took our pal, she took our leader,
Led him astray,
Hey, hey
She's totally bad, bad news,
Bad news
Rocky:
Bad news!
Calum:
Bad news!
Boys:
Listen up, Riker, you're not ruined yet,
We'll show you the way,
Throw her under the bus and come back to us,
Calum:
Even though she has excellent shoes,
She's bad
Rocky:
Bad
Noah:
Bad
Cody:
Bad
Noah:
Bad
Cody:
Bad
Rocky:
Bad
Calum:
Bad
Boys:
News!
Bad news!"
Ross and Ratliff had somehow heard the boys' rant, and Ross got excited.
"Did you hear that? Those guys are suffering! And Riker's suffering! If I could only somehow get him to dump Raini and go back to Rydel, I'm be the hero." Ross said. Ratliff wasn't so sure.
"Ross, is this wise?" he asked. "Let me rephrase that. Ross, this isn't wise."
"This is my chance to win them back! I have to do this!" Ross explained. He went over to Rocky and Calum. "Hey, Rocky, Calum!"
"No, Ross, don't!" Ratliff shouted. Ross, Rocky, and Calum all looked at him. He shoved his head into his locker. Ross just turned right back to the other two.
"Take me to Riker," he said.
"Are you suicidal?" Rocky asked. "After what happened at 'The Bloodmaster', Riker wants to destroy you!"
"Listen, I know how he can get rid of Raini and get Rydel back," Ross said.
"How?" Calum asked. Rocky pushed him out of the way.
"How?" he also asked.
"Yeah, how?" Ratliff asked, his voice muffled in the locker.
"Just take me to him," Ross commanded. Unseen, Ratliff took out his phone and started texting mad.
"Wait, hold up," Rocky said. He took Calum to talk in private. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah," Calum said with a knowing smile. "That if you hold your breath till you almost choke, a little pee comes out?"
"No!" Rocky yelled. He walked back over to Ross, Calum following. "That, what do we have to lose? If you're right, we get Riker back."
"Yeah, and if you're wrong, we get to beat the crap outta you!" Calum said.
"Alright, let's do this," Ross said. He turned to Ratliff, whose head was still tucked inside his locker. "Wish me luck." Ross, Rocky, and Calum left, leaving Ratliff until Laura showed up.
"Hey, Ratliff, I got your text," she said. "What's 'CQDBTOE'?"
"'Come quick! Danger beckons! Time is our enemy!' Duh!" he explained, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"What is it, Ratliff?" she asked, giggling.
"I think Riker is gonna kill Ross. Actually, I'm pretty sure of it," he said. The smile wiped off of her face.
"And what do you want me to do about it?" she asked coldly.
"Go! Run! Be my legs!" he said dramatically.
"And what will you be doing?" she asked.
"Hiding, weeping, cowering. The usual," he muttered.
"Forget it Ross is on his own," she said, walking away.
"So you really don't care? He's about to get slaughtered, and you're really not gonna do anything?" he asked. She stopped.
"Don't care!" she told him, walking back.
"Good!" he said.
"Not interested!" she said.
"Okay!" he agreed, not buying it. She frowned.
"You know I'm going, don't you?" she asked in monotone.
"Yup!" he said enthusiastically.
"I hate you," she said.
"I know," he smiled. She left to go save Ross.
A/N- hope you liked it! Please review!