Supernaturally natural.
Me: WELCOME BACK TO SUPERNATURALLY NATURAL! Hope you all enjoyed the last chapter, seemed like allot of people did, I didn't expect it to be so popular, anyways to my only two commenter's so far, to war sage, I KNOW! I was sick and tired of waiting and finally just started writing, the only two that are any good is a two shot, Naruto is immortal and his name is nathan, it was rather good and would make a good regular fic, the other was sorta the castiel/Naruto one which I still found odd... and to the guest Kouru-kage, you over think things I guess, but I could also use work in certain areas like you said... at least you didn't flame, I consider what you said constructive criticism which I would rather have then flames, while yes the language thing is illogical, first its a fanfic, I can make Naruto purple with yellow pokidots and eat the sun for breakfast, second, how is a shinobi with a giant demon sealed into him passing through dimesions logical? I find that funny actually. ANYWAYS ON TO CHAPTER TWO!
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Previously on Supernaturally natural
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Naruto heard Dean whistle as he looked at the picture.

"Damn this kid has a nice mom."

"Dude, stop ogling that's just wrong."

"Whatever."

Naruto sat up again and began twirling a knife that he got from a seal on his arm. He waited for them to turn around with a small frown on his face. When they did they pulled out their guns and Naruto just tilted his head a little as he grabbed the knife and leveled a dangerous glare on Dean.

"Did you just ogle my mother?

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Chapter two! On the road again!
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The brothers stood there in awkward silence as they stared at the knife, wondering where it came from.

"I thought you knocked him out..." Sam hissed

"I did! At least I thought I did." Dean said and Naruto flipped the knife around like it was a toy. What unnerved them the most is how calm he was, just standing there like there wasn't even a care in the world.

"Lets see, breaking and entering, assault and battery, and I guess from those guns I should add attempt of murder, what else should I add to the charges?" Naruto said nonchalantly as he twirled the knife on his fingers.

"Now, start talking, I want to know why you are here, why you BROKE into MY house, why the hell you attacked me, and most importantly WHY YOU WERE OGGLING MY DEAD MOTHER!" Naruto yelled and the brothers winced and Sam set the gun down on the ground and stood back up with raised hands.

"Can I explain?" He asked and Naruto simple sighed.

"I just told you to explain." Naruto said and Sam nodded.

"Well you may not believe it but... I'm physic, and a couple of days ago I saw you getting punched then the room exploded, thats how we got here today, so usually when I have psychic visions it involves a monster that we are hunting, a yellow eyed demon that is very powerful." Sam explained and Naruto raised an eyebrow

'Hey Kit, finally awake after that mistake you pulled.' Kyuubi said, finally awake from his long nap

'Was wondering when you were going to wake up, so is what they say legit?'

'probably, I can feel a very powerful force here, not as powerful as even Shikaku but still powerful enough to do allot of damage, and one of them is in the center of it all, and its blood is flowing within the tall guy there'

Naruto sighed as he leaned against the wall and looked at Sam intently.

"So, you came here to see what was up correct?" Naruto asked and they shook there heads.

"We also found out a large light filled a field about two months ago, and thats when your fake credentials come into existence, now you can say its dumb luck or you came from the light, which means you aren't human, and we usually hunt things that aren't human." Dean said and Naruto raised an eyebrow before he chuckled a little.

"Well, looks like I have been found out, though where I come from I'm as normal as they come." Naruto said then squinted a little

"Scratch that, forgot there is only 8 others like me... actually 1 other." Naruto said sadly as he sighed and sat down on the chair he was in previously. Naruto motioned to two other chairs and they moved behind Sam and Dean.

"Well, you know allot about me, at least part of me, well very little of me, how about I know a little about you guys." Naruto said with a grin and only Sam sat down but Dean kept his gun raised, not trusting Naruto for what he just did.

"So, first I'm going to explain a little about me. My name is Mason Kaze, believe it or not, I came from another dimension." Naruto said with a smile and Dean looked at him like he was Crazy.

"As I said, believe it or not... anyways I was making a barrier for my village when my old teacher came up, I made a mistake in the writings and it sent me here on accident. So now I am trying to find a way back." Naruto stated like it was an everyday thing.

"Basically when it comes to seals, any single mistake can be fatal, making the seal unstable so who knows what will happen." Naruto said with a yawn.

"So, your guys turn." Naruto said as he pointed at them.

"Well our names are Sam and Dean winchester, we are hunters, we basically hunt things that go bump in the night like ghost, vampires, were wolves, vengeful spirits, demons." Sam said before he was interrupted by Naruto's laughing.

"Whats so funny?" Dean asked a little angry.

"Oh nothing, its just that if you were fighting the demons back at my dimension you would be mincemeat." Naruto said with a cockeyed smile.

"Oh ya!? Who says!" Dean says a little annoyed. Naruto just shrugged and in a puff of smoke was holding a picture of the 9 Tailed fox who was standing next to Naruto, which was a little blip at the bottom of the picture.

"Thats why, these demons are much more powerful than the ones here." Naruto stated flatly and they looked at the picture in disbelief.

"So anyways I think we have enough info about each other." Naruto said with a shrug before heading towards the fridge and grabbing three beers from it.

"Either of you want one?" Naruto asked and they both nodded and he handed them both a beer before sitting down across from them again.

"You can put away your guns now." Naruto said flatly and Sam picked up his gun before putting it away but Dean kept his in his hand, obviously not trusting Naruto just yet. Naruto shrugged and took a swig from his beer than grinned like a maniac.

"You know.. I can't get drunk?" Naruto said and Sam smirked as his eyebrow raised.

"Oh?" Sam asked curiously

"Yup, some guy had this contest that if a guy can drink 50 beers without getting drunk they get a thousand bucks and a lifetime supply of beer, guess who won?" Naruto asked and Sam shook his head in disbelief.

"You have got to be kidding me, no man alive can go 50 without getting a little drunk." Sam said and Dean huffed.

"You got to be kidding me, how should we trust that you aren't a demon, or yellow eyes himself!?" Dean said as he raised his weapon again. Naruto shrugged and took another swig of his beer.

"Well, you could test me, or you could just take my word for not killing you once you stepped into my home." Naruto said calmly and Sam nodded a little before he pulled out a flask and splashed Naruto with water and Naruto tilted his head to the side.

"What the hell was that for?" Naruto asked a little pissed and Sam put the flask away and looked at Dean who relaxed a little.

"Just checking to make sure you weren't a demon..." Sam said as Naruto looked at the time and sighed.

"Well if you guys don't mind leaving I have friends coming over, don't want them freaking out you know." Naruto said as he picked up his beer and and flung it into the trash, landing perfectly inside of it with a 'thunk'.

"Yes of course, sorry for bothering you, call us any time alright?" Sam said and Dean grunted as Naruto took a phone number and waved at them as the exited, after turning on a fan and opening a window to air out the sell of alcohol he sat down in a chair and took out a book on dimensional theory. Half an hour later he heard a knock on his door and smiled.

"Come on in!" Naruto yelled and the door opened to show... Ashley and Danny standing there looking around and smiled as they walked in.

"So are those two guys still here?" Ashley asked in a different tone and Naruto shook his head.

"Nope, they left about half an hour ago." Naruto said and Ashley frowned.

"Well, they will be back so we will be waiting for them." 'Ashley' said and black smoke came from the ventilation shaft and swamped Naruto, filling his mouth and after a few minutes of spasms he coughed up the cloud and growled as his eyes flashed to the purple black ring pattern that we know as the rinnegan.

"How is he not possessed!?" The demon asked the cloud and there was hissing coming from it and 'Ashley' turned to look at Naruto.

"It says you hold a demon inside of you already, so who are you and what is your status!" The demon yelled as her eyes changed to black and Naruto simply smirked as he held out his hand.

"You don't need my name or status, you just need to know that you are going to die today."

'Fresh meat Kurama.'

'Oh yummy! Been awhile since I had demon'

Naruto instantly appeared by the demon possessed Ashley and grabbed onto her head.

"Human path." Naruto said coldly. After a few moments of silence Naruto pulled his hand away to show a black cloud in his hand where it quickly drained into Naruto's stomach, where the seal was. Before the one in Danny could escape he quickly grabbed that one two, absorbing it and sending its form to Kurama. Naruto forgot about the third that disappeared after he grabbed Ashley's falling form and placed her in a chair followed by Danny. He realized he couldn't be near them if it meant they were in danger and Naruto picked up the phone and he dialed the brothers number.

"Hello?" Sam's voice appeared over the phone

"Ya, I need you guys to come pick me up, I think its safest if I travel with people like you." Naruto said and he heard arguing over the phone.

"Why the sudden change of heart?" Sam asked after a long pause.

"My friends were possessed by demons, they tried to possess me as well." Naruto said and there was more silence, obviously he was on speaker phone so Dean could hear.

"How did you f-"

"There are things we can talk about later, right now though I think its safer to be with you guys considering the third got away." Naruto said as he looked around realizing the third one wasn't there.

"We will be right over." Sam said and the line went dead. Naruto hung up and quickly grabbed a few things from around the house, puffing them away into a storage seal on his arm. He passed by a mirror and saw his eyes were still changed and he closed them before opening them again to show his normal blue eyes. He heard a knock on the door and quickly opened it just to get splashed in the face again. Naruto's eyes stayed closed in a comical fashion as he spit out a little water and cracked open his eyes as he glared at Sam who shrugged and walked inside with his gun raised. After checking the area to make sure it was clear and making sure the two teenagers were alive. Sam turned to Naruto as he put his gun away.

"Sulfur, it was diffidently a demon attack, how did you fight then off?" Sam asked curiously and Naruto shrugged

"Got lucky I guess." Naruto said and started walking towards the door as he pulled on a string.

"Better get going, cops are going to be here in a couple of minutes." Naruto said as he put a note down saying what 'happened' in a sense. Naruto walked down a flight of stairs followed by Sam and Dean as they headed towards the impala. Naruto stood by the car with a smile as he looked at it up and down and whistled.

"Now this is a car." He said and Dean smirked as he pulled out the keys.

"Sure is, baby's been very helpful on many occasions." Dean said and Naruto walked around to the back of the complex. After a few minutes they heard a roar and Naruto pulled up beside them with a smirk as Dean stared at his car.

"This is my baby, take a GOOOOOD look because you will be seeing my license plate from now on!" Naruto said and Dean smirked as they both took off, Naruto laughing as he pulled in front of Dean and took off down the road. A few hours later they pulled into a motel where they got a room, separate from each other. Later that night when Naruto was sharpening a sword he had from Konoha he heard a knock on his door and made it disappear in a poof of smoke before he said 'come in'. The door opened to show a less than pleased Dean and interested Sam.

"Mason, we are here to get answers, if you are going to be a hunter we have to have trust so we need to know a few things before we begin to trust you because as far as we know the only things that can take care of a demon is a exorcism spell." Dean said as he kept a hand behind his back, obviously on the gun he was holding and Naruto sighed.

"Alright, so you want to know more about me... well lets start with the basics. I use a special kind of energy that is made from spiritual and physical training, basically you train allot physically and mentally then you have a good amount of this energy. Anyways it is capable of many things, like lets say simply changing the wind direction or walking on water or hanging upside down on the ceiling, to blowing hot compressed flames out of your mouth and creating Tsunami's with just a touch of a finger. So basically this energy got me stuck here, which kinda sucks but allows me to test my skills in a place where it doesn't exist. But back to the info you wanted. Back where I come from you had special blood traits, called blood line limits, have no idea why they call it that considering it breaks the limits of a regular energy user. Anyways they could do very interesting things, some could see through walls, into vaults and people, predict your movements and copy your techniques with a flick of their eyes, create forests out of thin air, while others had more unique ones like using bones from their bodies as weapons, making crystal from thin air, vaporizing people to the cellular level with dust. Clans had special techniques to go with their bloodlines, my clan had two but one was very rare and the other wasn't practiced much, finding it to taxing to use. The first was called chakra chains, creating chains of energy to hold down anything, even the moon if they had enough energy. The second was so rare it was only seen three times in several hundred years, it grants the user unknown power, able to control gravity, repair bodies in an instant, bring people back from the dead, absorb energy itself, or my personal favorite and the reason why I was able to take care of those demons, remove a soul from someones bodies with just a touch of my hand." Naruto stopped there letting it all sink in. Naruto could tell they thought he was crazy, considering they knew crazy well and this was above crazy. They thought that till suddenly purple chains erupted from the walls and wrapped around them, holding them still as they kept them down. Naruto walked over to them and his eyes slowly morphed into the rinnegan scaring them slightly.

"Convinced or do I need to find a demon to rip his soul from the persons body?" Naruto asked and they simply nodded. They wouldn't believe it if they weren't seeing it and the chains disappeared and Naruto yawned a little.

"Well, better get some shut eye." Naruto said as he flopped onto the bed and turned over to signal he was done talking for the night. When they left Naruto sighed to himself as he stood up and walked towards the wall, taking a shaky step onto it before taking another step and falling on his back. He had found his chakra control was terrible again. He growled slightly and created 30 clones, the max he could really fit in the room. After 30 minutes of practice he would dispel them and make thirty more, ever increasing his chakra control till the rising sun started to appear over the horizon. Naruto sighed as he flipped down from the wall followed by his clones. He wasn't second natured at it, so he had still had a little training to do. Naruto slipped on his cloak that his father gave to him, the fourth Hokage robe and smiled a little as he looked at himself in the mirror, it was rather nice to wear it again in such a strange world. Naruto sighed as it poofed away again and Naruto sat on the bed. Naruto soon heard a knock and tilted his head as the door swung open and Dean stood there glancing around the room, guessing watching out for the chains.

"Need something oh tough and burly one?" Naruto asked with a smirk and Dean shot Naruto a look.

"We found a job, we were hoping to train you a little in combating ghosts, ghouls you know all that stuff, but jobs always take precedence." Dean said and Naruto nodded.

"Lead the way." Naruto said as he followed him out, hopped into his car and started following the two brothers when he called Sam on his cell.

"So whats the case?" Naruto asked.

"Well, a man went missing in a parking lot next to an apartment building, the only witness was a boy who was up late watching TV, he swears that the man was taken by monsters." Sam said and Naruto pursed his lips.

"Alright then, lets get a move on!" Naruto said before he hung up the phone. The trio soon arrived and he got out of his car to see Sam and Dean discussing something and he walked over to them.

"Something wrong?" Naruto asked and Sam nodded.

"You see, we usually disguise ourselves as a government agents so we can get into crime scenes and such, well we just remembered that you don't have a badge an-." Naruto help up his hand stopping them. He pulled out a blank card then closed his eyes, it shimmered slightly till it said 'FBI agent' at the top and he smirked as they stared at it wide eyed then Dean turns to Sam.

"There goes your idea for the 'bring your child' to work day." Dean said and Naruto smiled as he took out his wallet and placed the card over his drivers license. They quickly walked up to the witnesses house and knocked on the door. A woman answered and they flashed their false id's to be let in.

"I already told the police what had happened." She said as she let them in and Naruto spoke up.

"Its just a precautionary measure, while my colleagues talk to you mind if I talk to your son?" The woman looked at Naruto and her face knitted in a thinking look.

"Aren't you a little young looking to be FBI?" She asked and Naruto smiled

"Its from my mothers side, my family has longevity and we look years younger than we actually are, the longest person to ever live in our family was my great grandfather and he lived to be 300 years old." He said with a smile and the woman gaped before sighing and calling for her boy. The boy ran down the stairs and Naruto walked with him up to his room to talk a bit. When he got up there he saw lots of action figures, monsters like godzilla, superhero's like superman and batman, and posters of Call of Duty and cars. Naruto smiled as he looked around then sat on the bed as he looked out the window. Naruto's eyes scanned the road and saw tire tracks with his advanced vision and he frowned slightly.

'Kidnappers?' Naruto thought as he turned to look at the boy who turned on the TV.

"So, what exactly were you watching last night?" Naruto asked

"Godzilla." The boy answered and Naruto sighed as he looked down at the street again.

"See anything strange?" Naruto asked and received a shake of a head.

"I did hear something though, it sounded like kinda like a cat then a pop then screeching." He said and Naruto raised an eyebrow. It sounded like one of his friends cars that had a bad transmission.

"Well, I think I know what took him, thanks for your time." Naruto stood up and was about to leave before the kid asked a question

"Are you really older than you look?" He asked and Naruto shook his head.

"Nope, I'm actually the youngest and best in the FBI" Naruto said with a smile before walking down the stairs and patting Sam on the shoulder saying he got what he needed and headed out to the car, followed after a few minutes by Sam and Dean.

"So do you have a description of what took him?" Dean asked and Naruto chuckled.

"Not exactly, how many monster do you know that can drive cars?" Naruto asked and the brothers rose an eyebrow each. Later than night they were inside a bar discussing Naruto's theory, trying to find a monster that made certain noises but because of that pop it wasn't much of anything, they thought maybe a balloon or trashcan or something that got stepped on but everything was in working order when they checked. No sulfur either so they ruled out demons. It was rather hard case so Naruto sighed as he drained his 12th beer and headed out towards the car. He heard shuffling and glanced around at the cars. He heard shuffling under one of the cars and bent down to see a cat and smiled as he pulled it out and set on one of the cars before pulling out his keys before swiftly falling to the ground and disappearing under the cars. Now Naruto was no fool he knew people were there so he let himself get 'captured' so he can find the other victim. Of course plans like this have gone wrong before but since they were just like normal civilians he would have no problem dealing with them. Naruto faked being knocked out as he was pulled into a car, laughing and talking was heard as the car was turned on like a screech and Naruto grinned inwardly.

'Jackpot.'

Naruto thought as they took him somewhere mysterious. Naruto, after several minutes, felt the car stop after going down a bumpy road and was pulled roughly out of the car before being dumped inside some kind of cage. When he was sure they were gone he stood up and dusted himself off to see the victim on the other side looking at him.

"You were awake that whole time?" He asked

"Yup, came here to get you." Naruto said as he glanced around at his surroundings and find a cable. Naruto reached up and started fiddling with it.

"Well this is some fine escape plan you came up with." He said with disdain as he watched Naruto

"Might want to look away." Naruto said and the man shrugged before shielding his eyes before Naruto pumped lightning chakra through the cable causing the locks to short circuit and pop open making the man gasp as Naruto pulled out a tri-pronged knife and began walking carefully towards the door.

"Keep calm, don't make any sudden movements and listen to every command I say if you want to get out of here alive." Naruto said and the man nodded before following close to Naruto as he gently pushed open the door. Naruto peaked out to see two people coming their way with trays of food and he hissed for the man to hide. The man scrambled over to a pile of hay and Naruto dived to his left right as the cellar door opened the and the two men entered, one carrying food and the other a rifle. When they saw the cages empty they were about to cry out till Naruto came up behind one and snapped his arm, making him drop the gun before knocking him out with the bottom of the blade and he dodged a punch from the other man before sliding under him, giving his crotch a kick in the process and jumped behind him delivering a chop to the back of the neck knocking him out cold. Naruto smirked as he took off the gun and handed it to the man.

"I'm better with close combat, you support me if things get hairy, who knows how many more there are." Naruto said and the man nodded before they headed out towards the house that was near by. Naruto crept by the window that was lighting the darkness outside. He peaked over the top and saw that a man was sharpening a blade while he waited for the boys to get back. Naruto put a finger to his lips as he started walking around to the front where he jimmied the door and came face to face with a girl. Naruto would have just told her to be quiet but he saw the edge of the knife in her hand and the look in her eyes so he quickly grabbed her and put a knife to her neck meaning if she yelled, bit or anything like that he would slit her throat wide open. Her eyes widened as she tried to struggle a little till she felt the metal on her neck and stayed still. Naruto quickly knocked her out before laying her on a chair and silently walking through the house to the main living room, passing bones, teeth, body pieces, bloody equipment and it sickened him. Naruto almost spit on the ground from the horror show these people were putting on. Naruto quickly slipped in behind the man and put a knife to his neck and he stiffened.

"FBI, your under arrest." Naruto said as the man smirked a little and went to grab the knife but soon found his arm literally snapped in half. He yelled as he grabbed his arm and nursed it as Naruto picked the man up and forced him to move Naruto quickly grabbed a phone making sure the man was watching the... he wasn't sure where to place that thing that calls himself a human. Naruto dialed the guys number and waited to be picked up.

"Hello?" Sam's voice appeared over the phone.

"Sup." Naruto said cheekily and he heard Sam growl.

"Where the hell are you?" Sam asked/demanded.

"Oh here and there, got kidnapped, escaped, help incapacitate the enemy, turns out its just humans, scumbag, almost cannibal humans. I have NO idea where I am, AND I got a man with me helping me... hold on a minute" Naruto quickly bopped one of the brothers that he pulled out of the barn on the head when he started to stir again, knocking him flat out again.

"Anyways hes helping me keep the hillbilly freaks in check. I couldn't see where I was going because of the bag over my head but I know you take a right down a dirt road, on the highway I guess but thats just.. you know, a guess." Naruto said rather boredly as he sat down in one of the chairs. Naruto talked with Sam a few more minutes before hanging up and watching the man from a little bit away. Naruto heard a 'beep' and turned to see his phone say 'GPS locator on' and Naruto smiled before tucking it into his pants pocket and sitting there, he could get some training in but the police/brothers were going to be here soon. Naruto yawned a bit as his eyes scanned the surroundings then grimaced at the 'decorations' the family had. It was surprising how many 'Orochimaru's' there was out there. Naruto sighed as he closed his eyes and tried to block out the bad memories from flooding his mind. After a good 30 minutes of waiting and several knock outs later they heard shuffling from outside and pulled out the knife before Dean burst into the room to see the people all tied up. Naruto waved lazily as his eyes were half closed, a smirk plastered on his face as his eyes bounced between Dean, the man and the criminals.

"Guess we are out of here?" Naruto asked and Dean nodded.

"Cops are on their way, should only be a minute or two, lets hit the road Mason." Naruto nodded with the same smirk on his face as he walked off with Dean to the impala, they slipped into the car and took off down the road to pick up Sam. Naruto flipped on the radio and turned up the sound as 'Highway to hell' by AC/DC played.

"Mason, you enjoy this music?" Dean asked surprised.

"Hell ya man, can't beat the classics." Naruto said with a smirk and Dean returned his smirk as he turned it up just a little more. They laughed as they pulled up to the parking lot where Sam was standing with a pack over his shoulders.

"Man, I was still pretty skeptical of you but you're alright." Dean said as Sam raised an eyebrow as Naruto stepped over to his own car.

"So where were you Sam?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Getting the police... what did I miss?" Sam asked

"Well, Dean just found out that I'm the better blonde." Naruto said with a twinkle in his eyes as he slid into his car and made the engine roar causing Sam to snort and Dean to chuckle.

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Me: ANOTHER CHAPTER IS DONE! Sorry people My throat has been hurting me something FIERCE so I might take a few days off... ANYWAYS HAVE A GOOD LIFE AND I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER! Lot more to come! Obviously going to skip a few jobs because thats over a 200 chapters and I don't feel like writing that much...