Supernaturally natural.
Me: AND WELCOME BACK TO SUPERNATURALLY NATURAL! Sorry about last update, internet companies are evil aren't they? Can't live without them though or you wouldn't be able to read this! Anyways here are my favorite comments from the last chapter.

Hahah Naruto made a dude fall. Omfg it was the black guy, John's hunter friend. Oh god claiming the beds. What bout the seal, did he key them in? "To the bar, slave" Hahaha. Lulz his cool walk. Hhaha he made a white flag. Xd dean calls sam moose, I thought craowly gave him that name. Oh I remember this episode. Nice, he can make invisible hiraishin. Nice the jutsu gives him protection against the elements. Omfg that idjit chuckled. Hahah he gave the nest some gold to make their own farm, how nice. Wonder if they can make vamp cows XD. Aww why he lied? They ain't gonna go chasing a nest of farmers. Hahah Naruto is such a liar. Oh god he gonna talk like in the western movies for a while hahaa. ~ Rickjames196

Keep em coming man I just love your reviews!

I enjoyed the OC chapter to give it a slight break from Supernatural canon and good for Naruto to have his own guns to keep them classic. going to be fun on what is to come and can't wait to see how things go ~ Jebster4781

Thanks man, glad you enjoy it, keep reviewing!

very very good.
Keep it up.
Can't wait for the next chap.
Till then
See ya ~ Naruto Luffy

Glad you like it, hope you keep reviewing and lately I have been catching up on luffy's antics, I might just make a new crossover with Naruto with one piece, who knows!

AND NOW LET THE SHOW GO ON!
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Previously on supernaturally natural
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Naruto smiled as he strapped the holsters on him, setting the guns inside and hiding them with his jacket after paying, grabbing the bullet packs and waving to the man before leaving. His money may not have been honest, well some of it, he still had his guns. He walked out over to the hotel and walked inside to find Sam and Dean on the beds and he pouted a bit.

"You snooze you lose Mason."

"Screw you, I rightfully had the bed this time!"

"He is right Dean."

"So? The boy doesn't even have a gun."

"Thats true Dean." Naruto said with a grin that meant trouble, shrugging off his jacket and letting it fall to the floor it revealed his twin guns sitting either side of his hips.

"I don't have A gun, I have two." Naruto said with a smirk as the two looked at the python with Awe.

"Why didn't you get two automatics?"

"Because, I like the old ways better." Naruto said before pushing Dean off of the bed and plopping down.

"So, best get some sleep partners, got a long dusty road ahead of us."

"Your not going to let up on this western stuff are you for awhile?"

"Nurp."

"Great." Dean mumbled as he settled into the chair, Naruto hanging up his guns and leaning back against the back wall. It was good to be among friends, but he had a feeling shit was going to hit the fan soon, very soon.

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Episode 5: Children shouldn't play with dead things.
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Naruto watched the brothers as they buried their fathers dog tags in their mothers grave. His mouth was a small slit as he thought of his own family. What he considered family anyways. Tsunade, the Rookie twelve, Ayame and Teuchi, Bee, and all the others he met on his travels across the elemental nations. They were close to him. Naruto shook his head and yawned a bit as he glanced around till his eyes landed on a peculiar sight. Surrounding one grave was a large circle of... death. The grass was dead, the flowers, even a near by tree had... half way wilted. Like it was cut down straight down the middle. He glanced at the brothers before turning back to the circle. He then walked into the middle of it and crouched to look at the marker.

"Angela Mason..." Naruto quickly jotted down the name to look up later then stood up and walked back over to the car and waited for the brothers. He saw Dean walk away to the grave stone he was previously at then saw Dean glance at him and he held up the paper meaning he was already ahead of him. Dean nodded and walked back over to his brother and they began talking. Naruto himself took out his laptop and grinned a bit. This was one of the most powerful laptops and ahead of its time, course it was a military laptop... and it was directly linked into a satellite so he always had internet. He typed the name into the local obituaries and a pretty faced girl came up. He scrolled down past the local things about her and then blinked as it showed she died a few days before. Not even a week ago. He glanced around and then went back to scrolling.

"So do we have a case?" Dean said as he walked up and Naruto nodded.

"Yup, the girls name was Angela Mason, now normally dead grass and such wouldn't really faze me too much but its something to look into. Turns out she died in a car crash only a few days ago."

"A few days?"

"Ya, just short of a week."

"It doesn't me-"

"Sam it is a case, if you had eyes you would see that tree is almost cut in half with light and death, one half in the circle one out." Sam glanced back and rolled his eyes knowing Naruto was right.

"So best thing to do now iiisss?"

"Give me a second."

Naruto quickly found her cell number on her families contact list, hacked into the phone itself and smiled.

"The last person she talked to was her best friend, and before that her apparent boyfriend."

"Apparent?"

"Apparently a few text's were exchanged between her and her friend and it turns out her boyfriend was cheating on her with her roommate."

"Damn."

"No kidding. So best thing to do is check out the friend, I bet you he had something to do with this. Dean your with me, Sam you go look up her boyfriend.

"Wait why split up?"

"Because right now Dean is in no shape to be on his own and you are the more emotional one so you should find out how the whole thing went down."

"HEY! I am as fight as a fiddle!"

"Thats some big ass fiddle, now lets go." Dean grumbled a bit as he slipped into his car followed by Naruto as Sam took Naruto's car.

"So how we going about this."

"Well, you distract him while I knockhim out with a sledge hammer, than we search the house."

" I love it."

"Not the real plan goofball."

"Damn."

"You will talk to him, distract him, I will go around back and plant a bug. Then we see how it goes from there."

"I liked the other plan better."

"So do I but you know how much Sam will bitch when he finds out." Dean 'ahhed' in response as they drove down the road. With the small silence between them Dean glanced at Naruto who was looking out the window, both silent men while traveling but he couldn't help but tease Naruto any chance he got.

"So... you and Jo eh?" Naruto turned to Dean and than picked up a drink from the cupholder, took a couple of sips into his mouth than sprayed it out the open window.

"WHAT THE HELL MAN! I BARELY KNOW THE GIRL!"

"I'm not blind, I notice the way you give looks to her, she returns the looks to a degree." Naruto glared at the man who was grinning at him with that mischievous look. He was so mad he could spit in Deans eye, him and Jo? Preposterous, utter poppycock... yet his mind kept fluttering to the idea. He hissed and shook his head.

"Shut it Dean and shove it, we don't need this kind of stuff on a Hunt."

"True, don't mean this conversation is over... anyways what do you think is going on?"

"A curse? A spell? I don't know"

"Well lets think of curses, spells and monsters that could do this."

Naruto closed his eye and start to think then opened them a bit.

"Something that causes death like that around a grave, it could be death its self but death works to keep the world in balance... so something that involves death... maybe a zombie?"

Dean blinked a little at that thought.

"We haven't dealt with a zombie yet, could prove fun."

"Well its a theory, but its the only thing I can think of at the moment..."

Dean nodded before they pulled infront of a house, Naruto looked it over and took a deep breath through his nose before gagging.

"Ya this is where the body is at least, it smells like death."

"Or someone just killed someone a while ago."

"True, but this is her best friends house, no criminal record except for stealing a keychain when he was 8, so I don't think he would kill anyone"

Dean nodded after a moment of thinking and walked up to the porch. Naruto slipped around back and through a Kunai through the slightly ajar window and appeared next to it. He pulled it out of the floor and tucked it in his pouch.

'Got to love the Hirashin' he smirked to himself as he created a few reinforced clones to last two weeks to spy on the kid, turning into random things like change, lint ball, a fly, a couple other things as well. He then proceeded inside, following his nose and the stench of death to the downstairs. He saw the boy at the front door talking to Dean. He pulled out a clone that was disguised as a penny and rolled it under the door to the basement before sneaking back out the window and going around the house to the car.

When Dean came around Naruto's eyes were closed. Naruto could use the rinnegan to see through his clones, and currently he was looking straight at the woman who was supposedly dead, and she was if the nose of his clone was anything to go by, she reaked of death.

"So find anything?"

"Yup, the girl is in the basement, and knowing how angry some spirits are, this zombie is out for revenge and the friend doesn't even know it"

"Who's the target?"

"There is only two people in this world right now that she hates with a passion."

"Ah... So what now, do we wait here for her to make a move or call Sam to meet up and take her out now?"

"I say wait, Sam needs to stay there to protect the Ex and her roommate just in case she gets past our line of sight..."

"Ok then, I will give Sam a call and tell him whats going on"

After Dean made the call and Sam hung around the friends place Naruto and Dean sat parked at the end of the street, watching the house, well Naruto was, Dean was trying his damn hardest to stay awake.

"You go to sleep Dean, I got this."

It was like Dean was just waiting for those words because as soon as Naruto said them his head dropped as he fell asleep. Naruto had gone days without sleep because of the fourth great ninja war, it was easy once you got used to it, plus he had clones surveying every little nook and cranny to make sure that woman didn't escape.

However he didn't need the surveillance at exactly midnight she came waltzing out the front door and down the main street. Naruto snuck out of his car and followed the woman quietly. Naruto saw her slip around back the room mates house and shakes his head.

'Alright, time to spring the trap.'

A crash was heard and he saw Sam bolt from his car, burst into the room with gun drawn and start walking around the house. Sam himself was searching the rooms till he came across an odd sight, infront of him was the room mate scared half to death of the woman infront of her who was tied up in a very large net that was currently being held by Naruto's clone.

"Your a little late."

"Sorry... I was catching a few Z's"

"So, its obviously a Zombie, how do we kill it?" Naruto said as he dragged the woman out, not gently at all either, letting her fall down each step as he pulled her down.

"I was looking it up and there is tons of lore on Zombies, as well as tons to kill them, like silver stakes, beheading, gold bullets, obliterating the head via gunshot, the list goes on and on"

"Lets start out with the staking, seems like something the people in the old days would do eh?"

"True, so we need to take her back to her grave."

Naruto nodded and threw the woman into the back of his car and slipped into the drivers seat, Sam sitting down in the passenger side and they took off.

"So why isn't Dean with you?"

"I gave him a break, he's asleep right now"

"So you give him a break but you can't give me one?"

"Oi! I'm not the one that woke you up!"

"Hmpf"

"Come on, lets stake this sucker" Naruto screeched down the road with a roar of the engine. A couple of dogs bark and a few people complain as Naruto speeds off.

"Isn't it easier to stay quiet?"

"Naw, I like it big and loud" Naruto said with a grin as he made the car screech while he turned a corner quickly, driving up onto the grass and pulling out the bound woman before pinning her to a tree with Kunai and starting to dig up her grave.

"So, this mission is rather easy, think it will be this easy later on?"

"Nope."

"Well thats generally how life is..." Sighs a bit and shakes his head at the slow pace before making hand signs and putting his hand on the ground.

"Earth style: Graver digger jutsu." Naruto said quietly as the ground opened up to show a 6 foot deep hole with a casket at the bottom.

"I used that to bury people after a bad war..." sighs and shakes his head after a bit before opening the coffin and grabbing the now struggling zombie and Naruto scoffs

"You can't get out of these ropes dearest, they are special." Grins to himself as he throws her in and pulls out the stake before showing it to Sam

"Want to do the honors?"

"Naw, I'm going to get some Z's" Naruto nods and then jumps into the air and with all of his force drives the stake into the girls chest, making her choke out before letting go of her life force again. He takes the rope and tucks it away into a bag by his hip and he jumps out of the hole after shutting the casket and makes the same handsigns as before, presses it into the top of the open grave and it suddenly fills up with dirt much like water would.

When it reached the top it stopped and covered itself with grass before Naruto moved away with a grin and a yawn.

"LETS GET SOME SLEEP SAM!" Naruto tells before hopping into his car and screeching off to the motel room.

"We gonna ca-"

"Nope..."

"Why not?"

"Well first of all I'm not letting you finish so I have the right to say I forgot, second I'm not fighting for the bed again."

"You could just get your own room..."

"And miss out on any fun you guys have? No thanks."

The pulled into the hotel and as Sam got his bag Naruto opened the door and his eyes widened, Dean grinning as he was laid across one bed.

"Sammy texted me."

"... alright." Smirks and jumps into the other bed with the same grin as Sam walked inside and groaned.

"COME ON!"

"Nope."

"P-"

"Nope..."

Just on-."

"GOOD NIGHT SAM!" Both Dean and Naruto said before turning over and feigning sleep. Sam grumbles and lays down on the couch and tries to get a good night sleep for the next day.

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Time skip: several days later: Simon says
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Naruto hears gasping from the bathroom, blinking he opens the door to find Sam looking pale and splashing water on his face.

"Hey you alright?"

"Ya... just fine."

"Another one of those... visions?"

"Maybe."

"Alright, tell me about it" by the time Sam finished Naruto had closed his eyes and started to think, thats when Dean walked through the door.

"Come on guys lets hit the road, why are you two just sitting here?"

"Found a case"

"Cool, what is it?"

"A man with no criminal record of any kind, is loved by the whole town, suddenly walks into the store and shoots one of his friends then commits suicide..."

"Sounds like our kinda thing, so where is it."

"Thats the trouble, we need to go to the roadhouse to find out..."

"Ok... how did you find out about it?"

"I have my sources Dean."

"I know Mason it just seems so..."

"Unreal? Ya thats basically what we kill for a living, LETS GO!" Naruto walked out of the room followed by Sam and Dean who took their car and Naruto took his, following close behind them as they took off to find the road house. Soon after arriving Sam takes straight off to find Ash and Dean says a quick hello to Jo before following Sam, Naruto sat down at a drinking contest table and he grins at the others who eyed him, obviously most were a good ten years older than him so they thought he was a chump.

"LOOSER PAYS FOR ALL TEH DRINKS!" Naruto yelled making Jo giggle who was watching. Half an hour in 2 of the three had already dropped out and the last one was close behind, and Naruto wasn't even buzzed.

"Wow Mason how are you so good?" Jo said with a raised eyebrow, amazed Naruto could down so much. Naruto glanced at her before tilting another bottle back and chugging it down before slamming it onto the table, break the glass and the table.

"Practice." Naruto said with a grin before the guy backed out as well. He grinned as he stood up victorious and suddenly felt a knife moving across his arm and a splash on his head. He grumbled and wipes the holy water from his eyes to see a few hunters relax.

"Just because I do unhuman things doesn't mean I'm not human!" Naruto sulks at the bar, taking a sip of his beer and really wishing they had some good old fashioned sake.

"OI! YOU GOT ANYTHING STRONGER!"

"No need to yell, here try some whiskey." Ellen poured a small glass and Naruto downed it with one hit, tasted it and coughed a bit.

"Strong stuff, I'll take the whole container!" Naruto said with a grin before taking the bottle, slapping down some bills and taking a large gulp from it. Jo decided to sit next to him and watch the three losers try to pick their broken pride up.

"So how did you do it."

"Huh? Oh I can't get drunk." Naruto said cheekily.

"I drank one thousand beer bottles once and still didn't get drunk, wish I could though, always have wondered what it feels like." Naruto said with a yawn as he knocked another gulp back.

"Mind sharing?"

"Not at all, especially with a pretty lady like yourself." Naruto said with a grin and poured her a glass, and then they began chatting. It started with drinks, then music, movies, books, people, favorite monsters, and everything in between, by time it was closing time the bottle was half way empty, Jo had a good buzz and Naruto was falling harder for the girl.

"Hey, we found something."

"Ya?" Naruto stands up, Jo looking a little disappointed as she knocks back another shot.

"Yup, Guthrie Oklahoma, another kid in relation with the yellow eyed demon, we think hes killing everyone" Sam said as he started walking for the door, Dean following closely behind.

"Alright lets rock and roll!" Naruto ran after them, leaving Jo behind looking a little miserable till he came back, made sure Ellen wasn't looking and gave her a kiss on the cheek before dashing out of the bar with the bottle in hand. Jo herself had a light blush on her face as she put a hand to her cheek and Ellen shook her head, her eyes on a bottle of beer that just so happened to reflect Jo and Naruto's moment just right so she can see it.

Naruto himself was grinning from ear to ear before he picked up his phone and dialed Sam.

"Ok, so whos the kid?"

"His name is Andrew Galiger" Naruto listened in as Sam gave him details, before giving a final nod and hanging up.

"Bout time I went to a restaurant again!"

Thats what Naruto thought they were going to do but currently the two FBI agents were sitting around asking about Andy with the waitress as he poked his coffee cup.

'MMEEEAATTTT!'

"I'm afraid you won't get much out of Andy, I'm sorry but they never do."

"They?"

"Your debt collectors right? Once in awhile a few come by, I don't know what Andy says to them but they never come back..."

"No actually we are lawyers, representing his great aunt lita, she passed, God rest her soul, but she left Andy a siza-"

"OI! I NEED MEAT! SAUSAGE, BACON, OMLETES, WAFFLES, PANCAKES! THE WORKS! WITH A LARGE CUP OF O-J!" Naruto yelled interrupting them as another waitress took Naruto's order with a shake of her head and went off to tell the chefs.

"-ble estate." Dean said, annoyed at Naruto's outburst.

"So are you a friend of his?"

"I used to be, Yeah but I don't see much of Andy anymore..."

Suddenly a man sat beside them with a smile.

"Andy? Andy kicks ass man!"

"Oh is that right?"

"Ya he can get you into anything man, he even got me back stage at aerosmith once, it was beautiful bro."

"Ya anyways if you want to find him just look for a van with barbarian queen painted on the side."

"Barbarian queen?"

"Ya shes riding a polar bear, its kinda hard to miss"

"CAN I GET THIS TO GO!"

Currently Naruto was sitting in the back of Deans car, eating a large box full of the food he ordered earlier as they watched the van through the mirror.

"I'm starting to like this guy, that van is sweet"

"Yah No kihding mahn" Naruto said with a mouthful of waffle. As Sam and Dean go through an argument Naruto's eyes widen as he looks up in a window to see a busty blonde woman waving down at a man.

"HOLY SHIT! SHE IS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!" Both of them look up in the window and Dean whistles before they turn back to the guy.

"Thats him... and that older man is the shooter."

"Alright you take the guy we got Andy."

Sam nods as he leaves the car and follows after the man as Dean follows close behind Andy, Naruto's food forgotten at the moment as he sat up front and watched the van, a clone following Sam to keep an eye out for anything suspicious, from what he could tell it was the phone call that set him off so he had an idea. Suddenly Andy stopped and Naruto put a hand on his revolver and Dean tucked his gun into his jacket as Andy walked towards them, they both relax when he starts talking about Deans car. Naruto looks Andy up and down before turning away and his eyes glow yellow as he taps into the Kyuubi's chakra, a small tinge of ill intent was inside Andy but nothing that pointed towards murder.

Suddenly he felt something grating inside his head, Dean getting out of the car and Andy getting inside.

'Genjutsu?'

Naruto flashed around and pointed his revolver right at Andy's head and he growled.

"Get in the back, Dean get in the car."

Confused Dean got into the car as Andy got into the back, trying to talk the gun out of Naruto's hands, his words grating against his brain till Naruto roared and knocked the boy out.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!"

"He was talking too much! Just drive and tell Sa-..." Naruto's clone suddenly de-summoned and showed the black man being restrained to a pole, stopped by him before he walked head first into a speeding bus.

"Tell Sam what?"

"Tell same... that this guy isn't the killer"

"And how do you know that?"

"I can read people, and the most this guy is doing with his powers is getting some free tail."

"What seriously?"

"Ya... I'm actually a little jealous, I mean did you see that chick in the window?"

"Damn straight, this guy is one lucky son of a bitch, But I thought you were into Jo."

"Will you STOP bringing that up, I am not interested in her!"

"Then what was with that kiss last night?"

"... drive before I cut off what makes you a man."

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'M GOING!" Dean cried out as he sped off to find a secluded place to interrogate the prisoner. Soon after parking in a alley and calling Sam, who had another vision, Naruto slapped the man awake who gasped and held his cheek.

"What the hell man! Let me go!"

The same grating happened against his senses and he punched Andy across the face, putting a hand on Deans shoulder to release him from Andy's control.

"YOU! STOP TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME!"

Andy groaned as he held his face and Dean shook his head.

"Alright, you are SURE he isn't doing the murders?"

"Murders? What murders?"

"Positive, his emotions are more innocent then murder, again the worst he has done is have women have sex with him or get free things from people

"Will someone tell me whats going on here?"

"So whats the plan?"

"Well, I'm either going to tear his soul from his body, that will kill him for sure, but we will know if he did it or not, we could interrogate him the usual way, or we could wait till someone dies the same suicidal way and that proves it."

"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!"

"Well if you really MUST know, you have demon blood in you, and a person was about to die today because someone with demonic powers is controlling them much you you control other people."

"D-Demon blood!?"

"Yes, Demon blood, so anyways one way or another a woman is about to die and since you don't have access to your phone if she continues with the event THEN you are off the hook, and can even help us... catch... hes innocent."

"Memories?"

Naruto had explained awhile ago to Sam and Dean about his cloning ability and what it can do, they were thrilled when they found out it can transfer memories.

"She just ducked fuel all over herself and almost light herself on fire AFTER receiving a phone call."

"S-so I'm innocent?"

"Yup, it just means theres someone or something in this town that hates these people, we just have to find out what..."

"Archives?"

"Archives."

"What are the Archives?"

"Well internet is all well and good, but the Archives hold everything that is supposed to be off the books... all we have to do is find the building."

"Isn't it usually the basement of the City Hall?"

"Yup."

"Alright, Kid if you want your name cleared your going to help us out."

"Alright... lets do this!"

Bang!

"STOP MANIPULATING ME!"

Andy rubbed his still sore head as they sat among a table with large stacks of papers here and there, looking through things as dozens of clones also looked through papers. All but one of Naruto's clones dispelled and he handed the real one the paper.

"Well it seems that all these Vics DID have something in common..."

"And that would be...?"

"Andy and a boy named Ansen were actually brothers, the man who is now in a insane asylum was the doctor that birthed them and that woman who was about to be the human torch was their biological mother."

"Whoa... seriously?"

"Yup, And I bet you Ansen is the cause of all this." Everyone nodded at this assumption, no it was just the tracking. They started at the restaurant and moved on to his house, still unable to find him several hours later they were just driving around now.

"Try the Dam."

"Why?"

"Don't crazy people go to the Dam?"

"...Good point."

Sure enough Ansen was standing at the Dam with the waitress from before teetering on the edge. Well one moment she was there the next she wasn't and was in Naruto's arm while his other held his Revolver out towards Ansen with a glare.

"Give it up."

"Put the gun down."

Naruto grit his teeth as his grip teetered and felt Kurama's interference and he shot Ansen in the foot, who was so used to being in control he was so surprised at the acting he grabbed his foot and tripped over the railing, falling over into the Dam below. They stood around the railing as they looked down at the water below then glanced at Naruto and he shrugged as he handed Andy the girl.

"Case solved?"

"Son of a bitch, I wanted to do that!"

"I got to it first!" Naruto said in a sing song voice as he walked back towards the car after handing Andy a card so he can call them in case of emergencies and smirked before gunning the engine and taking off down the road followed by Sam and Dean who were laughing their asses off at Naruto's behavior. Naruto sobered up a bit as he turned on the raido, instantly turning to Lullaby by Nickelback as he drove down the road and he couldn't help but think of Jo.

'Would I want to leave after all this? I Mean I'm the child of destiny, I brought peace to the shinobi world... maybe this is my new destiny, bring peace to this world... this will be a challenge'

He sighs heavily then grins as he looks out at the stars.

"BRING IT ON! WHHHOOOOOO!"

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END! FINALLY!
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Me: FINALLY DUDES! IT WORKED! I found out unless I have some Soda Pop to drink I HAVE SUCH A MASSIVE WRITERS BLOCK! And I only just got lots of two liters yesterday so I can write much much longer! SO HERE WE ARE! SORRY FOR THE DELAY!