FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 2: It's All About The Numbers
Summary: 80 men and women from TV, cartoons, games and all around the universe take part in the most popular event in wrestling history, the Fanfiction Royal Rumble! But this time, it's bigger, badder, crazier, meaner, nastier and more explosive than ever! Who will stand tall and claim victory?
Rated T for violence and language.
I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Disney, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, and other companies and all the rest.
ForeverTheTorturedRebel is my partner in helping this third annual FFRR come to life, helping me with entrants and eliminations.
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Clips of firework displays from Royal Rumble events were now shown, as the female promo narrator for the WWE started to speak.
"There a global phenomenon created by the WWE. A very special type of match where time is on your side and survival is everything... The Royal Rumble."
After that little into, clips of Royal Rumble matches from 1988 up to 2012 were playing in order, showing people entering, fighting, and then eliminating and/or getting eliminated. Also, getting themselves eliminated.
"The rules of the Rumble are simple: Two people start in the ring. As each time and second passes, another wrestler enters the ring, and would continue until everybody has entered. Elimination is done by being thrown over the top rope, with both feet touching the floor. The one foot will not count, both both feet will. The last man standing in the ring after all 80 men or women entered would be declared a winner."
There was now footage of various people winning the Royal Rumble, like Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Yokozuna, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Alberto Del Rio and the winner of FanFiction Royal Rumble II, Justin.
"He's done it!"
"He has made history!"
"So how is this Royal Rumble so special to us as it is in the WWE? Let's count the ways!"
More footage of the Royal Rumble matches played as the narrator continued.
"As of Fanfiction Royal Rumble II earlier this year, 113 people have currently entered a FanFiction Royal Rumble match."
Footage of wrestlers entering the ring at the first FanFiction Royal Rumble, like Kevin Nash, Ric Flair, Edge, John Cena, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Jericho, Zack Ryder, Triple H, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, was shown with the number "53" at one side.
"53 of these participants were professional wrestlers. 10 of these men were WWE Hall of Famers, which are about 20% of the wrestlers who have participated in the last two events."
There was more footage of people entering from the second FanFiction Royal Rumble were shown, but this time with Justin, Heather, Phineas Flynn, Mordecai, Rigby, Angry Video Game Nerd, Batman, Link and Fox McCloud entering. The number "60" was now at the other side of the screen.
"The other 60 of the participants however, are people from video games, anime, TV shows, among other things."
Clips of powerhouse characters, like Owen, Ryback, Brock Lesnar, Bully Ray, Carl Brutananadilewski and Brodus Clay, were now shown.
"Over 10,000 pounds of weight have entered the Rumble. That's about 8 tons, or about 25 Big Shows."
"That's a huge mass coming to the ring!"
In comes a clip of Psy getting eliminated at the second annual FanFiction Royal Rumble, with the number "10" at the side.
"10 was the number of the most amount of people that took one participant out of the match, which, in this example, the master of the Gangnam Style, Psy."
"Looks like the party's over for Psy, he's gone!"
The footage of Santino Marella's elimination at the 2009 edition of the WWE's Royal Rumble now started to play, with the number "1.9" appearing on the side.
"1.9 seconds. For four years, Santino Marella has carried this record for the shortest elimination in a Royal Rumble match. WWE may has this record, but two men now both share a new record for the shortest time in the Rumble..."
Two clips of Michael Cole and Family Guy's Glenn Quagmire getting eliminated at the first and second FanFiction Royal Rumble were shown with the number "1.8" on the side.
"...because of the fact that both Michael Cole, the unluckiest commentator alive, and Glenn Quagmire, the equally-unlucky Family Guy character, were eliminated with 10 milliseconds shaved off the previous record time."
Both clips of Michael Cole and Glenn Quagmire pissed off after their eliminations were now playing simultaneously.
"OH MY GAWD, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"
We then cut to a clip of Rey Mysterio entering and winning the 2006 WWE Royal Rumble.
"For more than eight years, Rey Mysterio held the record for longest lasting time in the 2006 Royal Rumble..."
"He did it! Rey Mysterio did it!"
The footage then transitions to clips of Angry Video Game Nerd dominating in the second annual FanFiction Royal Rumble, with "1:08:57" at the side.
"But in 2013, that record now belongs to internet sensation The Angry Video Game Nerd who now holds the record of the longest lasting superstar in a FanFiction Royal Rumble match, with an everlasting 1 hour, 68 minutes and 57 seconds."
"Will he go all the way?"
Afterwards, Kane is shown eliminating people in the first FanFiction Royal Rumble, like Dolph Ziggler, the Angry Video Game Nerd, Batman, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne. The number "12" is shown at the side the whole time the montage was shown.
"For more than 12 years, Kane currently held two records: the most eliminations in one match, and the most eliminations in all matches, all with the magic number 12. But he's not alone anymore..."
The clip now transitioned to Total Drama alumnist Justin, who was shown eliminating people such as Glenn Quagmire, Kurtis Stryker, Sting, Samoa Joe and Alejandro Burromuerto. The number 12 was still shown at the side just like Kane's montage was.
"...Kane now shares his record of the most eliminations in one match with another superstar, Total Drama's Justin. Will anybody try to top this monstrous record this year?"
The clip then switched to a montage of flags being grabbed in the first FanFiction Royal Rumble was shown, with the number 8 at the side.
"8. The amount of flags that have been used so far, and the number for the most flags used in one match!"
After the flag montage, various clips of superstars were playing as they were posing, taunting and being excited from as both WWE/TNA and the first and second edition of the FanFiction Royal Rumble were now being shown.
"80 superstars, 2 rings, 1 prize... get ready for the biggest, baddest, and craziest Royal Rumble of all time!"
The footage then faded out after clips of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Total Drama contestant Justin winning their FanFiction Royal Rumbles.
(Song playing: "War Machine" by AC/DC)
Just like the promo for the second annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, another montage began, but this time much, much longer, and going all around the place, people getting eliminated, others just getting the shit beaten out of them, all from not only the first and second FanFiction Royal Rumbles, but all other Royal Rumble events, along with extra footage including TNA and WWE wrestlers who have not yet entered a Royal Rumble.
"One of the most anticipated events of the year, The Fanfiction Royal Rumble is a golden opportunity of greatness. All winners will come and go, but in the third annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, it's double the ring, double the carnage, and double the money. Ten million dollars is on the line! Who will be the one to win it all in the biggest... baddest... craziest... meanest... and most brutal Royal Rumble of all time?"
You put your foot to the floor
Don't need no more
You've been digging all around
When you're messing about
Better catch her name
Come on in
Gimme that thing
That thing gone WILD
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
Make a stand show your hand
Calling a high command
Don't think just demand
I'm like a bird of prey
Better catch her name
Come on in
Gimme that thing
That thing gone WILD
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
The epic montage continued but this time, there was footage mostly from the second annual Fanfiction, with stuff like Beavis getting eliminated by Johnny Cage and causing a ruckus, Batman eliminating John Cena to a shocking ovation, Ryback lifting up both CM Punk and Mordecai with a double Shell Shocked, Psy getting eliminated and thrown over the top rope by 10 people, Joker playing his dirty tricks on unsuspecting contestants, Owen eliminating both Anne Maria and Lightning who were still kissing, and Justin eliminating Sting with a Flying Chuck kick to win the Rumble.
Better watch your back
And cover your tracks
Kick your foot through the door
Hit the deck know the score
They're taken by surprise
And here's mud in your eyes
Let's erase the name
That you should have forgave
Call of the wild
Hurry for naught
That thing gone WILD
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
"Get ready and buckle your seatbelts, because it's gonna be one wild ride in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble!"
That thing gone WILD
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
War Machine
(WAR MACHINE)
After the song was over and done with, the original Royal Rumble logo appeared, but it had the words "Fanfiction" on top and the "III" added to the side next to the "Royal Rumble" logo.
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We now cut to Metlife Stadium, where the 2013 Royal Rumble set was shown. But this time, it had purple and yellow going all around, with a purple-black-yellow rope set, a black ring apron with white ring mat, a purplish barricade surrounding the ringside area with the FanFiction logo at the corners and yellow commentary tables. Fireworks of purple, white and yellow colors shot all around the stadium, as "War Machine" kept playing. The crowd, just like the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble, was in a huge state of frenzy, as some of the fans in the audience held signs like "Ryback Rules", "Fandango", "My Mom", "This Brony Will RISE ABOVE HATE" and "Feed Me Hentai".
The camera panned right over to where Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield was sitting by one of the commentary tables.
Jim Ross: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the biggest extravaganza in wrestling history, the third annual FanFiction Royal Rumble!
Michael Cole: We're live in MetLife Stadium, to a crowd of 75,000! Hello, everybody, I'm Michael Cole, here with Hall-of-Famers Jerry "The King" Lawler, "Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross, and my good friend John Bradshaw Layfield!
JBL: It's good to be home once again! We got 80 contestants and better yet, what good is a Fanfiction Royal Rumble than a double-ring? This is gonna be double the carnage and double the fun that I've been waiting for!
Jerry Lawler: Indeed and we ain't the only ones here! Also joining us on commentary is play-by-play legend Joey Styles and TNA's own Mike Tenay!
The camera then panned to the other table, in which the two other commentators sat. Luckily for Mike, his other broadcast partner Tazz, was not here.
Joey Styles: Thanks once again, King! I'm psyched for the Rumble!
Mike Tenay: You should be, Joey! This is one of the biggest things I have ever seen in my entire broadcasting career. Now in the previous Fanfiction Royal Rumble, there were 80 contestants vying for a shot at $100,000. And in the end, Justin from the Total Drama series became victorious!
Jerry Lawler: Indeed, but the stakes are gonna be bigger than ever. Not also do we have our usual but the stakes have never been higher! Not only has the Rumble grown to 80 participants and a double the rings, there's a new prize of 10,000,000 dollars in cold hard cash! The only way to get it, is to win the Royal Rumble!
Jim Ross: We saw a bit a bit of the participants in the preshow, like returning stars Ryback, Alberto Del Rio, Angry Video Game Nerd, Geoff and Bridgette, Muscle Man, Shawn Michaels and the Rock, along with fresh new faces like Dipper and Mabel Pines, Applejack, Al Bundy, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger and even the immortal Hulk Hogan! I think I smell a slobberknocker going on tonight!
Mike Tenay: And if that doesn't get you in the mood, we're also gonna see superstars return to the Rumble such as John Morrison and Mark Henry, not to mention Matt and Jeff Hardy, which means we could see a reunion of brothers in the Hardys here tonight!
Joey Styles: Indeed, the Rumble may go extreme yet again! We're now underway, so lets go to legendary hall-of-fame announcer Howard "The Fink" Finkel for the rules and introductions!
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If you're asking, the competition will be in the next chapter. Just like last time, we will be starting with 4 men. Who will they be, you ask? You'll just have to find out! Until then, same time, same channel! Seriously.