FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 3: Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
Summary: 80 men and women from TV, cartoons, games and all around the universe take part in the most popular event in wrestling history, the Fanfiction Royal Rumble! But this time, it's bigger, badder, crazier, meaner, nastier and more explosive than ever! Who will stand tall and claim victory?
Rated T for violence and language.
I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Disney, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, and other companies and all the rest.
ForeverTheTorturedRebel is my partner in helping this third annual FFRR come to life, helping me with entrants and eliminations and rest of the crap.
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Legendary WWE ring announcer "The Fink" Howard Finkel was now in the center of the first ring, ready to do his job.
The Fink: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the third annual FanFiction Royal RUMBLE MAAATCH!
The rest of the New York/New Jersey crowd screamed with excitement as they began chanting "Fink! Fink! Fink! Fink!" much to the ring announcer's appreciation.
The Fink: Now, here are the rules. Earlier, the 80 participants who will enter will draw a number at random. In just a moment, the four contestants who have drawn numbers 1 through 4 will begin the event. And in every two minutes thereafter, another superstar will enter by the number that they drew. Remember in the Royal Rumble, it is every man and woman for themselves! No friends, just foes. Elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown over the top rope and both feet must must touch the floor. In addition... those who have been eliminated will be able to qualify for a Rumble Redemption Flag hanging off at the pole near the titantron later on.
And then, a camera showed a single cage wall next to the titantron that had seven flags wrapped on the top.
The Fink: You can gain an opportunity to re-enter the Royal Rumble with those flags later on the match. However, those who are eliminated can only get one flag. If you are eliminated again, there are no more tries and you will be out of the Rumble permanently. The man or woman left standing after all 80 superstars have entered will be declared the winner of the 3rd annual FanFiction Royal Rumble, and will be given the grand prize of TEN MILLION DOLLARS!
The crowd went crazy again after hearing the cash prize, but soon got quiet so that Howard Finkel could announce who was going to come in the ring next.
The Fink: And now, here is the man who has drew number one!
The rest of the New York/New Jersey crowd all anticipated who would be the first entrant.
There was good silence, until ballroom music began to play throughout Metlife Stadium to a thunderous ovation. The people started to hum and sing to the theme song as the first entrant's backup ballroom dancer Summer Rae, started to dance and shimmy sexily to the tango. She then moved out of the way so that the first entrant of the Rumble can appear.
The Fink: Introducing the individual who has drawn number #1... from Westbrook, Maine... Faaaaaaan... daaaaaaan... goooo!
Entrant #1: Fandango
Fandango came out of the golden curtains as he and Summer Rae showed everyone at Metlife Stadium his dance moves, while he enjoyed the people attending here today singing his theme song.
Joey Styles: Looks like everybody in Metlife Stadium is doing the Fandango!
Mike Tenay: I guess you can forget the Harlem Shake or Gangnam Style! Fandango-ing is where it's at!
Joey Styles: I don't know about you, but I've never seen Summer Rae hotter in my life! You think that's the reason we have global warming?
JBL: King, get your mind out of the gutter and focus on Fandango for once.
As soon as he danced down the aisle, he and his dancer soon got in the ring and struck his familiar pose.
As a result, the outline of his pose hanging above the ring began to shoot little fireworks much to the fans delightment.
JBL: I'll tell you what... nobody makes a good impression better than this guy right here! He started off with debut win at WrestleMania, and imagine what Fandango can do if he manages to go all the way and win the Rumble!
Michael Cole: If he does, we may be in deep trouble.
After Fandango's dance seemed to be over, his theme song faded to the rest of the lights turning off. Whatever this was... this was gonna be big!
The Fink: And now... here is the man who has drawn number 2!
The rest of the crowd now cheered when a famous bat-like superhero symbol lit right on the ring canvas. This was a surprise to even Fandango and even the fans as they all cheered of who was flying down to the ring. Dressed in kevlar black, decked out with blackened wings and shined his familar bat logo on his chest, this superhero was ready to go.
The Fink: From Gotham City... he is vengeance... he is the night... he is... Baaaaatmaaaan!
Entrant #2: Batman
Michael Cole: You... you gotta be kidding me! Batman just drew number two!?
Jim Ross: Looks like Fandango couldn't believe his own eyes!
Joey Styles: I just gotta say it... it's been nice knowing you, Fandango!
JBL: I really doubt that so much, Styles...
As the Dark Knight set his two feet in the ring, he got back up and stared right at Fandango with a cold, angry gleam.
The sweat was suddenly pouring right down from Fandango's forehead, thinking of the reprecussions that he was gonna take from this man. Luckily, he breathed a sigh of relief when he heard words coming from the speakers.
WELLLLLLL... IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
As soon as the fireworks sounded with a boom, the third entrant began to make his way to the ring.
The Fink: Introducing the individual who has drawn number #3... from Tampa, Florida... standing at 7 feet tall... weighing at 441 pounds... The Big Shoooooow!
Entrant #3: Big Show
Jim Ross: Well, this is a shocker!
Mike Tenay: Big Show may have drawn the unluckiest number there ever is, number three.
Michael Cole: Everyone knows in Rumble knowledge that 3 is the number in which the first man is always eliminated. Let's hope the Big Show doesn't fall into that category.
The Big Show walked down the aisle with an angry sneer on his face and his fists gripping of the fact that he got an earlier draw.
The rest of the fans all chanted "Giant! Giant! Giant!" right at the 7-foot monster in respect of his days in WCW. He didn't really give a damn about the fans, because it was mostly about himself.
Jerry Lawler: Interesting that we got a "Giant" chant all around East Rutherford!
Mike Tenay: Makes me feel like I'm in "Monday Nitro" again!
Joey Styles: I don't know about you, but I sure as heck would not want to be the Big Show right now if he was the first one to get eliminated!
JBL: I don't think anyone in the world would ever want to! But he's here to silence those critics today!
As soon as Big Show easily stepped inside the ring with ease, the giant's music slowly died down, only for the song "Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day" by Bowling For Soup to play all across the arena as the next entrant made his way down the aisle to a tremendous ovation.
The Fink: And the individual who has drawn number 4... from Danville, USA... "Phineas and Ferb" character, Phineas Flynn!
Entrant #4: Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
Joey Styles: And here comes the imaginative and tweenage underdog, Phineas Flynn!
Michael Cole: Looks like Phineas got himself his own fan club here sitting at ringside! How come I don't get a fanclub like that!
JBL: *to Cole* Because nobody likes you. I have a fanclub of my own, but they agree to sit in first class at skyboxes.
Phineas Flynn took a good dash down the aisle as he gave high-fives to the fans while Isabella and the Fireside Girls were sitting at ringside. They started chanting "Phineas! Phineas! Phineas!" just to pump him up.
He then jumped over the rope and landed right inside the ring so that he can feed off the energy from the New York/New Jersey crowd. But as soon as the bell rang, the action had barely got started due to Fandango grabbing the mic and speaking, much to the contestants' own irritation.
Jim Ross: We're now underway with the ac- wait a minute, what's Fandango doing?
JBL: I have no idea. The bell already rang so it looks like Fandango's gonna take his good time speaking.
Joey Styles: But we're in the middle of the match! There's not even any time to talk once you're in the Rumble!
Fandango: *to Batman, Big Show, and Phineas* Now now now... don't be trying to rough against me first. I know that the rest of you are having trouble of adjusting to my style. And I don't have any problem with it. I'm very certain that all of you are jealous of my presence.
Batman, Big Show and Phineas looked right to each other with confused looks in their faces. They didn't know if they wanted to freeze out of confusion or perhaps beat the holy hell out of Fandango.
Fandango: But if you decide to not be jealous of my charm, at least I can let one of you be like me. *looks at Phineas* You, little boy. Come here.
Still being confused by Fandango, Phineas approached him with a raised eyebrow.
JBL: I wonder what Fandango wants to do with Phineas here.
Mike Tenay: I'm not very sure, but Fandango may be committing Rumble suicide as far as I'm concerned!
Fandango then squatted down to Phineas's eye level and spoke right to him.
Fandango: You look so fascinated by my appearance. But what if you can try to be like me? All you have to do is to pronounce my name. You up for that?
Phineas: *confused* Um... I guess so...
Fandango: *takes a deep breath* Okay, say... Faaaaaaaan...
Phineas: *also taking a deep breath* Faaaaaaan...
Fandango: Daaaaaaan...
Phineas: Daaaaaaaan...
Fandango: Gooooooo.
Phineas: Gooooooooo... eat this!
With words coming straight from Phineas's mouth, the tween struck right at him when his fist collided right with Fandango's jewels!
The ballroom dancer squealed in pain as he held his balls tightly because of the swelling. Even Summer Rae standing at ringside cringed as well.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Phineas just socked Fandango hard in the netherregion!
JBL: Come on! In what right did Phineas get permission to do that?!
Jerry Lawler: Not sure if I get you on that statement, JBL. But I think Fandango might have to need a new cup because of that painful memory!
It took a moment for the ballroom dancer to finally get up and turn around...
...only for Fandango to eat a spear coming from the Dark Knight himself, Batman!
JBL: Spear! Batman hits the spear!
Jerry Lawler: Shades of Goldberg, Edge... hell, even Rhyno!
Jim Ross: Fandango might have been impaled very badly!
Michael Cole: Looks like the three of them had enough of Fandango's weird bullcrap for once!
Fandango's luck was getting worse by the second. As soon as he got up, Big Show's hand started to form a fist, just clenching it tightly.
So when the ballroom dancer turned right around, Big Show greeted Fandango with a knockout punch!
Michael Cole: Knockout punch! And Big Show hits him hook line and sinker!
Mike Tenay: The set of Fandango's teeth may have been knocked completely off its mouth!
JBL: This ain't right, damn it! Fandango should be given a chance to at least get a rest.
Jim Ross: Well, from the look of these contestants, they could hardly care less!
Seeing Fandango down, Batman and Phineas nodded at each other and decided to work together.
In response, the Dark Knight and the tweenager picked up the ballroom dancer by his own body and threw him over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in the first elimination of the Rumble. Fandango's elimination somehow got a few boos to be exact. Heck, even Summer Rae started bitching much to the fans laughter.
Joey Styles: Fandango has been eliminated!
Jerry Lawler: *complaining a bit* Aw, man! Fandango was the first entrant and now he's the first one eliminated!
JBL: This is unfair! Just a travesty!
1st Elimination: Fandango; Eliminated by: Batman and Phineas Flynn; Duration: 1:45
Angry and fuming, Fandango kicked the ring steps and walked away from the ringside, while the rest of the theme song was sung by the rest of the WWE Universe, much to his own irritation.
Jerry Lawler: Looks like the "Fandango-ing" isn't gonna cheer him up! He's lost it!
Mike Tenay: Talk about a sore sport.
JBL: Can you blame him? It wasn't fair that he got ganged up on the minute he got inside the ring!
However, it seemed that Fandango's talking somehow wasted too much time of ring action.
Not even taking time to fight against one another, Big Show, Batman and Phineas all looked at the Rumble clock with anticipation, awaiting the fifth entrant to appear.
Michael Cole: Looks like we got the fifth opponent starting to come out in 12... 11...
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
There was silence for a little while, until static sounded and changed to the tune of Living Colour's "Cult of Personality". The rest of the crowd resulted in a huge positive pop, much to the commentators shock.
Entrant #5: CM Punk
Jim Ross: *screaming* OH MY GAWD! CM PUNK'S NUMBER FIVE!
Michael Cole: I don't believe this! I didn't expect CM Punk to be in the match this early! I thought he wasn't gonna return!
Joey Styles: And suffice it to say, look at this reaction Punk's getting from this crowd!
JBL: What can I say? He's more popular here than his hometown in Chicago!
After the words "It's Clobberin' Time" came from the words of the Second City Savior, CM Punk then raced down the aisle just like a soldier running right through a torrential warzone.
As soon as he got in the ring, CM Punk started throwing each blow at both Batman, Big Show and Phineas at the same time.
Mike Tenay: Punk's going all out at the same time!
Jerry Lawler: I'm not sure if that's a wise move on the face of Punk, but it's nevertheless effective!
Hitting at them at one time proved to be a mistake as the Big Show grabbed CM Punk's head and connected with a headbutt that sent CM Punk into a corner.
JBL: Big Show got him in the headbutt!
Jerry Lawler: That ain't looking very good for Punk so far!
Joey Styles: That headbutt's effective enough to send a guy migraines for the rest of the year!
Big Show began to approach Punk with anger and grit on his face...
...but only for CM Punk to counter and turn Show around and hit a big Shining Wizard straight to Big Show's kisser!
Mike Tenay: Shining Wizard right on Big Show's face!
Michael Cole: Such an effective move, no matter what the size!
CM Punk still kept Big Show right by the neck and performed a running bulldog right on the 7-foot giant!
Jim Ross: Bulldog by Punk! He's keeping Big Show occupied by the moment.
Jerry Lawler: Not many people can take down Show quite like that!
Meanwhile as Show and Punk still brawled on, both Batman and Phineas was dueling right on the top rope. Batman was hoping to get Phineas with a top-rope superplex, but Phineas managed to hang on tightly to the ropes.
Batman was struggling hard to get Phineas up, but he still wouldn't budge.
Michael Cole: Nice grippage from Phineas Flynn!
JBL: I gotta admit, with the head of a Dorito, he's really a tough cracker!
Jim Ross: Well, in the previous Fanfiction Royal Rumble, he impressed everyone by showing great heart and determination despite taking very harsh damage, and he's showing the same heart and determination here tonight!
Hoping not to be lifted, Phineas punched right away at the Caped Crusader with such strength. And with a few blows, Phineas knocked Batman down to the mat.
Seeing Batman down, Phineas capitalized with a high-impact frog splash from the top rope!
Mike Tenay: Phineas hits a frog splash right on Batman!
Joey Styles: The move made famous by both Rob Van Dam and the late great "Latino Heat", Eddie Guerrero!
Michael Cole: Impressive move, indeed! Phineas has improved since the last Rumble!
Meanwhile, in the left corner, CM Punk was trying to wear down the Big Show with kick after kick.
It was a little effective though as CM Punk's bootprints was leaving a nasty mark in Big Show's chest.
Jim Ross: Look at CM Punk land kick after kick, not even letting Big Show up for once!
Joey Styles: Yeah, but all the kicks Punk's doing is just making Big Show mad!
JBL: Another definite mistake in the face of CM Punk!
As CM Punk had decided to land another kick...
...he was suddenly grabbed in the throat by the Big Show, which sent CM Punk around the corner yet again. That huge hand was around CM Punk's neck just like a snake was trapping him with certainly no place to go.
Mike Tenay: Big Show just trapped Punk in the corner once again!
Jerry Lawler: I don't wanna know what's on Big Show's mind, but whatever this is, it definitely ain't gonna be pretty!
JBL: When you feel Big Show's chops, nothing and I mean nothing, is never pretty.
As Big Show shushed the rest of the crowd to a pleasing reception, the giant sent his hand right across CM Punk's chest, just leaving a nasty mark!
Jim Ross: My gawd, that stings!
Michael Cole: It's like fire just touching the skin! It is not good!
As the Second City Savior was still feeling the heartburn from Big Show's deathly slap to the chest, Phineas was still going to work all over Batman with forearm shots to the face. The kid kept hitting the Dark Knight repeatedly until he was falling to his knees.
JBL: Look at Phineas going on a roll against Batman.
Mike Tenay: It's uncertain if Batman has some rust left in him, but it looks like it's starting to show.
Phineas Flynn then bounced through the ropes, hoping to eliminate Batman with a hard clothesline...
...but Batman ducked down and lifted Phineas way up in the air and over the top rope. Luckily, Phineas managed to grab on to the rope, preventing an elimination!
Joey Styles: Phineas is out- no wait, he isn't!
Michael Cole: That didn't look smart for Phineas Flynn there. He was almost eliminated!
Jim Ross: Indeed! But at least he's safe.
Or was he? Batman saw Phineas held on to the rope and approached the tween, just trying to get him off the apron.
But before Batman can get him, Phineas countered with a nice shoulder block and then approached the top rope. And as the Dark Knight held his chest in pain, Phineas went to the top rope and managed to nail Batman with a top rope leg drop which sent the Dark Knight's face crashing right into the mat.
Mike Tenay: Nice Fameasser from the top rope by Phineas Flynn!
JBL: I'm starting to like this kid! He's looking very hot right now!
Jerry Lawler: I never seen Batman receive this damage from someone smaller before!
Meanwhile, 25 seconds appeared right on the titantron's countdown clock, indicating another man was about to enter. At the time, CM Punk was trying to hang on to the ropes, hoping that he wouldn't get eliminated by the Big Show just about yet. He was struggling to get the Big Show off his back.
Joey Styles: I think Punk may go over and out here!
Jim Ross: There may be no way out for CM Punk!
Luckily, as fate would have it, Phineas approached the Big Show and managed to grab the foot of the 7-foot giant himself. Therefore Phineas had saved Punk's butt for now.
Big Show was angry that the tweenager would think of trying to lift the big man off his feet with the size of a Big Wheel. So he then grabbed the fabric of Phineas and stared him down with such rage and horror that a giant would possess.
Michael Cole: Uh-oh... please tell me this isn't gonna be like the last Royal Rumble!
Joey Styles: Indeed, it was when Big Show raised Phineas up in the air and slapped him hard! And I think he's looking to repeat history again!
Jim Ross: I think life may be flashing in little Phineas Flynn's eyes right about now!
Big Show then looked at the rest of the crowd who were in favor of the World's Largest Athlete, as shushing the crowd. But that made the rest of the crowd cheer harder.
But as soon as the Big Show was about moments from lifting Phineas up in the air, CM Punk suddenly came in and swung a chair right in the Big Show's back, which caused the fans to cheer once again for the former Straight Edge Champion!
JBL: Well, this is unusual!
Michael Cole: CM Punk might have saved Phineas Flynn from the Big Show!
Mike Tenay: Or perhaps CM Punk was willing to return the favor to Phineas for saving him!
As Big Show was suddenly laid out in the ring, the 25 seconds soon turned into 12 as the rest of the crowd all anticipated who would be number 6 in the Rumble.
Jim Ross: We got another entrant coming up? Who's it gonna be?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #6: Muscle Man (Regular Show)
Michael Cole: Good god... this guy? Of all things to enter the rumble, it just had to be this guy?
Jerry Lawler: I'm afraid it is, Cole! Here comes Regular Show's original madman, Mitch "Muscle Man" Sorenstein!
Mike Tenay: Perhaps the first returning contestant from the 1st annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble! In the 1st annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, he was eliminated in no more than 15 seconds!
The sixth entrant of the Rumble, Muscle Man, took a very quick sprint with his manbreasts just flopping around. Muscle Man's girlfriend Starla was sitting at ringside, just mesmerized by his boyfriend's raging frenzy.
Starla: *shouting to Muscle Man at ringside* You can do it, Mitch! Win one for me!
When Muscle Man finally appeared in the ring, he took off his t-shirt like a frat dude and just threw it right on the face of CM Punk!
JBL: My lord, that is disgusting!
Joey Styles: I don't even wanna know what that smells like!
Michael Cole: Perhaps a combination of athlete's foot and B.O., I think!
As CM Punk finally got the shirt after almost killing himself from the suffocation of Muscle Man's smelly shirt...
...Batman suddenly got up and hit Punk with a hard-hitting spear!
Jim Ross: Batman hits the spear on Punk! That was devastating!
Joey Styles: No kidding. Muscle Man's come here for a fight! And a big one at best!
Mike Tenay: Good thing that he didn't get eliminated early this time! He's past the 15 second mark!
Muscle Man was suddenly on a frenzy as he was running around from the four corners of the ring. That was until he saw the Big Show right by the ropes.
The muscular dwarf spun his arm and took in a good dash. Big Show saw this and ducked, which forced the rest of Muscle Man's body to be flipped over the top rope, but he happened to crashland in the second ring.
Michael Cole: Looks like luck's on Muscle Man here! He landed in the second ring!
JBL: Muscle Man almost nearly committed Rumble suicide!
Mike Tenay: He should be lucky that the second ring saved him. If he was launched on the floor, that would've been horrific!
As Muscle Man was still reeling, the Big Show stepped over the top rope and went to the second ring just to do more work on Muscle Man.
The big man picked up the overweight dwarf and put him down instantly with a knockout punch!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH!
Jim Ross: Muscle Man just got his head taken off by Big Show's fist!
Seeing Muscle Man's face turned into a heaping ground of hamburger, The Big Show picked him up easily and was about to be thrown over the top rope and onto the floor...
...but somehow, under the ring, Muscle Man's buddy High-Five Ghost helped him up despite the fact that HFG was struggling to get Muscle Man up on the apron.
Jim Ross: Muscle Man is elimin-wait a minute... who's that?
Michael Cole: *puzzled* Is that a ghost with a hand attached to his head?
Joey Styles: That's Muscle Man's friend High-Five Ghost! And it looks like he's helping Muscle Man up on the apron!
JBL: That ain't fair! He should be disqualified for having a friend help him get back in the ring!
Jerry Lawler: Well, the referees didn't see it from a distance, so it looks like Muscle Man is still in this thing!
Miraculously, he did as Muscle Man got back in the ring much to Starla's relief.
When he got back up, Muscle Man saw Phineas trying to get CM Punk over with a hard superplex, but Muscle Man capitalized on the occasion and hit Phineas right in the face, which sent the tweenager crashing on the mat!
Mike Tenay: Phineas tried to pull off a huge superplex, but thanks to Muscle Man, it didn't happen!
JBL: I think Muscle Man wants a piece of CM Punk himself, and nothing less!
Muscle Man then took Phineas's place in order to slam the Second City Savior into oblivion!
The bulky strongman tugged CM Punk by the trunks and tried to lift him, but to no avail! CM Punk kept hitting Muscle Man in the face repeatedly. He kept on hitting him and hitting him until the last shot forced Muscle Man to fall back right into the mat with a thud.
Jim Ross: Muscle Man tried to slam the Straight Edge Superstar but CM Punk is too tough enough to be lifted!
JBL: I wonder what Punk's got on his mind next.
Joey Styles: Beats me, but I think he may be looking to fly high here!
Michael Cole: This is gonna be huge!
Muscle Man became motionless on the floor a bit before CM Punk eyed him like a plate of nachos.
Raising his fingers in the air, CM Punk leaped from the top rope and hit Muscle Man with a huge top-rope elbow drop, made famous by the late, great "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
Michael Cole: Elbow drop! CM Punk drops the elbow!
Joey Styles: And in a brilliant tribute to "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
JBL: Indeed, and these people are feeling it here tonight!
Mike Tenay: Muscle Man could feel it too! When that elbow hits you, you're feeling nothing but heartburn!
As the rest of the crowd were chanting "Randy Savage" because of CM Punk's elbow drop, 30 seconds had appeared on the countdown clock as the Big Show was currently going to work on the Dark Knight himself.
He kept pounding his fist straight into Batman's back repeatedly, hoping that the dark hero would still be right on his knees.
Jim Ross: Big Show's now pounding right away at Batman here!
Mike Tenay: With those hard shots, you have to wonder the pain that Batman's going through here.
As Big Show took his time cussing out a fan from ringside, Batman suddenly got up on his own two feet.
In response, Batman slowly began to pick up Big Show right off his feet in a scoop slam position and in a breathless moment, the Caped Crusader had suddenly slammed Big Show down to an earth-shattering response from the WWE Universe!
Michael Cole: What the-YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OH MY FRICKING GOOOOOD!
JBL: *screaming in shock* IS BATMAN INSANE!?
Jim Ross: Call him whatever you want, but Batman just by gawd bodyslammed the Big Show off his feet!
Mike Tenay: I think the rest of the New York/New Jersey stateline felt a tremor there! That was incredible!
Suddenly the body slam he gave the Big Show, suddenly sent Batman in a dazed mood and fainted for a little while.
But then, out of nowhere, Phineas Flynn suddenly eyed at the Big Show and leaped up on the top rope. Without any chance to take a deep breath, Phineas leaped up in the air and hit Big Show with another frog splash!
Jerry Lawler: Frog Splash! Phineas just hit another frog splash!
JBL: I'm betting all my money on this kid! This kid is looking red hot and on fire!
Michael Cole: You're not actually betting money on the Rumble are you? You're an announcer!
JBL: Relax, it ain't much. I'm stinking rich so it doesn't even matter what you say at the least. And we got another entrant ready to come up here, so who's it gonna be?
In contrary to JBL's words, the last ten seconds were about to tick down in anticipation as the fans looked right at the entrance stage, waiting for number 7 to come out.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #7: Bully Ray
After the buzzer, western-inspired music played all across Metlife Stadium as a round of boos filled the air, even as they saw current TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bully Ray enter from the stands with his championship held in glory.
Mike Tenay: Uh-oh, looks like trouble's coming our way, ladies and gentleman!
Joey Styles: And not in a very good way! Here comes current TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bully Ray, president of the Aces & Eights!
Jerry Lawler: These guys are bad news, even far worse than what the Shield have done in WWE! I don't see anyone surviving from these guys here tonight!
Michael Cole: It's always been like this! They've nearly taken out the whole TNA roster and so far, not one person has been able to stop them!
Bully Ray on the other hand wasn't alone. He was joined by his comrades by his brother Devon, D.O.C., Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, D'Lo Brown, Garett Bischoff and Wes Brisco. This wasn't gonna be good at all as Bully Ray made his presence known inside the ring.
And he started to go right to work right on Phineas as he knocked him out with a biker chain! The rest of the crowd booed at the leader of the dangerous group, as a result of Bully Ray having to beat up a little kid with no reason.
Jerry Lawler: Bully Ray just slugged Phineas out with a chain!
Jim Ross: Now that ain't right! That kid's gonna lose teeth for a week
JBL: Yeah, and I don't think Bully Ray gives a damn one bit!
Luckily, the rest of Phineas's teeth was still re-attached as Bully Ray now focused on the Big Show himself.
With anger bent up inside, the leader of the Aces & Eights drilled his chain straight into the giant's face, resulting in Big Show's face busted wide open!
Michael Cole: And Bully Ray may have bloodied the Big Show with that move!
JBL: As much as it pains me to see this, I'm kinda liking this Bully Ray!
Mike Tenay: Why would you say that? Are you sure you wanna side with someone who used a certain legend's daughter, only to have her and his father being screwed by Bully Ray himself at Lock Down?!
JBL: If you don't like my views on Bully Ray, then you shouldnt even be here! Otherwise, let me get back to announcing!
With anger still bent up, the heartless Bully Ray then went right to work on Muscle Man, who recently got up from CM Punk's elbow drop himself.
Bully Ray then unwrapped his chain and proceeded to use it as a whip as he slammed the momentum of the chain right into Muscle Man's flabby back!
Jim Ross: My gawd! Bully Ray just sent that chain right across the back of Muscle Man.
Jerry Lawler: I'm afraid his girlfriend can't even watch because of this carnage!
Joey Styles: I don't blame Starla one bit. She's always concerned about her man's safety!
With a very sick smile, Bully Ray's ears was annoyed by the chants of "Bubba" coming through the East Rutherford crowd.
Sickened, Bully Ray yelled to the fans and said 'Shut up' to most of the audience, who resorted to another case of loud boos.
JBL: What's wrong with these people? Why in the hell aren't the rest of the people aren't going Post-WrestleMania RAW on them?
Michael Cole: I'm looking to think that Aces & Eights doesn't give the damn about the fans other than causing pain to everyone, emotionally and mentally!
JBL: Oh, now don't you get smart with me, Cole!
His rage kept on going as Bully Ray's next target was CM Punk. Suddenly, time stopped for a moment.
Both Bully Ray and CM Punk were engaged in a staredown. It was like a battle of the Wild West all of a sudden. Bully Ray was the evil bad guy looking to take back whats his from the townsfolk, and CM Punk was on the good side. Even though he was a heel that was pretty much the thorn on everyone's foot, in East Rutherford however, he was treated as a hero.
The rest of the crowd all stomped their feet in excitement as both CM Punk and Bully Ray all gripped their fists. Hoping that one of them would take the shot.
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* I can't believe I'm actually gonna say this, but... 'Go Punk!'
Jim Ross: I'm certain I don't feel you on that one, King. But whichever works for me!
JBL: There's no favoritism in the Rumble here! What's wrong with you, J.R.?
Jim Ross: Well, Aces & Eights deserve it for the rest of the trouble they caused!
But before CM Punk and Bully Ray could even strike against one another, Devon showed up on the apron and distracted CM Punk.
That forced Bully Ray to capitalize on the occasion by knocking out CM Punk with his trusty biker chain, much to the disgust of this East Rutherford crowd.
Joey Styles: Oh, come on. That was unfair!
JBL: Well, CM Punk could have attacked if he didn't let his guard down!
Mike Tenay: He could have if it wasn't for Devon! He's not supposed to be involved until he's entered!
As CM Punk slowly started to get up, he was locked in full nelson position by Bully Ray, who lifted the Straight Edge Superstar up off his feet...
...and slammed him down hard with a huge Bubba Bomb!
Jim Ross: Bully Ray hits the Bubba Bomb!
Jerry Lawler: I'll say, Bully Ray and his band of thugs are nearly taking this Royal Rumble hostage!
Michael Cole: I think they happen to like that idea!
With CM Punk now out unconscious because of that Bubba Bomb, he turned around to see Batman standing right beside him, signaling the leader of the Aces & Eights to bring it on. Gripping his chain-length fist tightly...
...Bully Ray swung and missed, which forced the Dark Knight to kick the chain out of the ring and off of Bully's hands instantly!
JBL: Uh-oh, looks like Bully Ray's only chance for offense disappeared there!
Jerry Lawler: Seems like Batman never lost his luster one bit!
Jim Ross: Bully Ray may have nowhere to go here!
As Batman had Bully ray cornered, Wes Brisco from the Aces and Eights appeared from under the ring and on the apron as he distracted Batman with annoying sounds.
Batman tried to swing at Wes Brisco, but he ducked down just in time. That distraction forced Devon to throw a hammer at Bully Ray, in which he used it to crack Batman on the back.
Michael Cole: Hey, come on, now! They can't do that!
JBL: I think they just did! Bully Ray just outsmarted Batman!
Joey Styles: Yeah, and with no thanks to Wes Brisco! These seven ain't even supposed to be out here, unless if they're managers!
The hit forced the rest of Batman's body to go down on impact as Bully Ray wasn't even quite finished with him.
With another swing of the hammer, Bully Ray swung and hit Batman's leg as the Dark Knight held onto his leg in pain.
Jim Ross: Damn it! Right on the leg!
Mike Tenay: They're looking to take Batman out once again just like in the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
JBL: Yep, and no Nightwing to save him now! Batman is on his own!
As Bully Ray tried to swing the hammer right across the chest of Batman...
...Phineas suddenly came right out of nowhere as he started attacking Bully Ray from the ground, knowing that Phineas was slowly starting to recover from the chain shot to his face not early on. The rest of the Fireside Girls sitting at ringside all cheered Phineas on for his rescue attempt.
Michael Cole: Well, Nightwing may not help Batman this time, but Phineas might!
Jerry Lawler: Look at him trying to hit at Bully Ray's leg there!
JBL: Bad move, Phineas. And now you're getting what you deserve.
The rest of the blows weren't affecting Bully Ray to be exact. Except, it now made him madder as the leader of the Aces & Eights stomped right at Phineas's head very hardly.
Phineas tried to hit at him the best that he could, but the chain-fist to the face made him disoriented to the point that he couldn't get up.
Jim Ross: Ouch, what a hard stomp to Phineas's head.
Joey Styles: I'm not very sure if Phineas suffered a concussion, but it sure as hell looks bad from this standpoint!
When Phineas was soon left laying, Bully Ray approached his head and gripped the hammer very hard. Looking right at Phineas's face, he looked right at his gang of thugs and smiled.
Bully Ray: I'm gonna make his head into Doritos with one shot here!
Michael Cole: Oh no, please tell me Bully Ray isn't gonna split Phineas wide open!
JBL: Like it or not, Cole, it's gonna happen!
Jerry Lawler: *looking concerned* Somebody get some help for this kid! Bully Ray's gonna crack him!
With anger and rage in his face, Bully Ray was about to raise the hammer up in the air like an evil and heartless kind of god, while at ringside, Isabella and the rest of the Fireside Girls covered their eyes.
The rest of the fans told Phineas to move out of the way, but he was just too unconscious to hear anything. It was all gonna be a matter of time. Or was it?
To be continued next chapter...
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Wow, what a first chapter that was! Here are some stats now so let's check them out!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 7
Entries left: 73
Number of eliminations: Only one.
People in the ring: 6
Eliminated: Faaaaaaaan-daaaaaaaaahn-goooooooo! Heh, sorry; force of habit.
In the ring: Batman, Big Show, Bully Ray, CM Punk, Muscle Man and Phineas Flynn
By the way, ForeverTheTorturedRebel, who made this chapter for me, inserted some random Ralph Wiggum bit, but I cut it from this chapter because... some people have already seen it in one of his own stories.
Can the seventh entrant save Phineas or will the tweenager be sorted to a pile of broken Dorito pieces? Only the next chapter shall tell. Until then, keep tuning in, ya spoony bards! Yes, that was a Final Fantasy IV reference, just so you're asking.