FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 4: The Cat, The Bat and Urkel?
In the last chapter: The first seven entrants all made a name of themselves in the 3rd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble. Some included WWE's ballroom dancer Fandango as well as familiar faces such as Batman, Phineas Flynn, Muscle Man, Big Show, CM Punk and Bully Ray, who brought the rest of his dangerous group of thugs known as the Aces & Eights! However, only one elimination happened. And it came in the form of one name: Faaaaaaaan-daaaaaaan-gooooo. Will there be more eliminations and more surprises to come up in this chapter of the biggest and baddest Royal Rumble of all time?
Rated T for violence and language.
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As soon as Bully Ray was about moments away from smashing Phineas Flynn's face like a couple of broken Doritos with a hammer, the countdown clock appeared in the titantron as the rest of the East Rutherford crowd looked over to see who would come out.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #8: Ferb Fletcher (Phineas And Ferb)
Jerry Lawler: Looks like help's on the way here!
Jim Ross: And just in time! Ferb Fletcher is the next entrant and he's here to save Phineas from Bully Ray!
Michael Cole: How in the hell does a kid have green hair? Is it made of seaweed or something?
The next entrant, Ferb Fletcher, took a very quick dash to the ring as Bully Ray finally took his focus off of Phineas and now started to focus right on his brother.
The leader of Aces and Eights swung the hammer right on him, but Ferb managed to duck the blow and hit a nice dropkick right on Bully Ray's kisser. And as soon as the big man got up again, Ferb dropkicked him once more!
Mike Tenay: Look at Ferb just unleashing dropkick after dropkick on Bully Ray!
Joey Styles: Ferb came in strong here! I wonder who's gonna stop his momentum here?
After Ferb managed to dodge a clothesline from Bully Ray, he then ascended to the top rope in which as Bully Ray turned right around...
...Ferb managed to hit Bully Ray with a top rope moonsault!
Jim Ross: Moonsault! Ferb hits the moonsault on Bully Ray!
JBL: I'll admit it, but it sure was weird having someone the size of a tree stump land a move like that on Bully Ray!
After Bully Ray fell down with a thud, Ferb went right to his unconscious friend Phineas and managed to pull out a water bottle.
Not hesistating one bit, Ferb poured the entire liquid right into Phineas's face, finally rendering him in a conscious state. He was now back in action!
Jim Ross: Ferb just brought Phineas back to life here!
Jerry Lawler: It's very interesting how these two will function as a pair after all those experiments they've done together!
As Phineas got back up, he and Ferb decided to team up against most of the competition. Their first target happened to be Bully Ray himself.
When the leader of the Aces & Eights got up, Phineas and Ferb connected Bully Ray with a double dropkick!
Michael Cole: Double dropkick by Phineas and Ferb right on Bully Ray!
Joey Styles: The duo's going fast and strong here!
Their next target was Muscle Man, who was just getting up from the attack by Bully Ray not too earlier ago.
Taking a deep breath, Phineas and Ferb bounced through the ropes and hit Muscle Man with a running diving shoulder block!
Jim Ross: One running diving shoulder block and Muscle Man immediately goes down!
Mike Tenay: They're looking red hot right now! Excellent teamwork!
JBL: I don't exactly see how anyone is looking to stop their momentum!
Phineas and Ferb's next target was the Straight Edge Superstar, CM Punk. After getting up from that encounter between Bully Ray and that steel chain, the small duo managed to lift CM Punk and connected with a double body slam!
Jerry Lawler: Can you believe it? They just lifted CM Punk off his feet!
Joey Styles: CM Punk is getting rocked! And he's still reeling from the chain-wrapped punch of Bully Ray!
Standing right near CM Punk's head, Phineas thought up an interesting idea. So he looked right at his brother, Ferb.
Phineas Flynn: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tonight! Get to the top rope!
Hearing what Phineas said, Ferb followed his command and went on the top rope at the same time that Phineas took CM Punk's legs and spreaded them.
Every longtime WWE and ECW fan knew what Phineas and Ferb were up to.
Joey Styles: Wait a minute... are they stealing something from Team 3D's playbook!
Mike Tenay: Looks pretty much like it from here, Joey!
Jerry Lawler: Please tell me they're not gonna 'WHAZZUP!"
Seeing this entire crowd on fire, Phineas and Ferb both shared a 'whazzup' to each other and then...
...Phineas finally leaped as his forehead landed right on top of CM Punk's groin area!
Jim Ross: They hit it perfectly!
JBL: Oh, come on! That should be copyright infringement! They didn't have any right to steal something out of Bully Ray and Devon's playbook.
Michael Cole: I'm certain they had a right to, John. More or so, I'm also surprised that they know what the Dudley Boyz do!
As both Phineas and Ferb high-fived each other with the crowd chanting "Phineas and Ferb" all over Metlife Stadium, the two turned right around...
...only to get a taste of Big Show's spear! That spear forced the cheers right into boos in a matter of instance.
Jerry Lawler: Oh, and a spear by the Big Show!
Joey Styles: I'm not gonna lie, that is a definite mood-killer at best!
As Phineas and Ferb all held to their ribs in pain, back at the second ring, Batman was trying to eliminate Muscle Man to the best of his ability.
Muscle Man kept on squealing and squealing for his life like he was riding a mechanical bull, but it was disguised as a bat.
Mike Tenay: Looks like we may have another elimination going on here!
Joey Styles: Batman's having a little bit trouble having to send Muscle Man over the top rope!
JBL: Can you blame him? Muscle Man's flabby stomach is as flat as the Earth itself!
Muscle Man was hanging on for a good 10 seconds until his good friend High-Five Ghost handed him a pair of brass knuckles.
Muscle Man then capitalized by hitting the Dark Knight square in the head for good measure as he was once again safe from elimination, thanks to a standing ovation from the crowd.
Jim Ross: Are those brass knuckles Muscle Man hit Batman with.
Michael Cole: Could be! A longtime weapon of William Regal and it's now into play.
Jerry Lawler: Mostly, the refs wouldn't condone it, but I guess these people at East Rutherford do!
As Batman was still dazed and pretty much confused, the countdown clock now started to play out to it's last 20 seconds as the Big Show kept punching on Bully Ray repeatedly until the leader of Aces and Eights sat his ass down in the corner.
With the sick laughter in the giant's face, he had such a sick idea. So he stood relaxed in the corner and sat right on Bully Ray's face. Bully was trying desperately to find an air hole somewhere, but it was just useless as this brought such sick laughter from the crowd.
Jerry Lawler: Heh, looks like Bully Ray's having trouble getting an ounce of air somewhere!
JBL: This isnt going very well for Bully Ray here! He's just suffocating!
Mike Tenay: He won't have to suffer for long, because we finally got number 9 in the wings! Let's see who it is!
As Bully Ray was still muffling around the rear of the Big Show, the Rumble clock ticked down to his 10 seconds as the fans awaited the next entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #9: The Great Khali
Then, suddenly out of nowhere, some kind of Bollywood Rap started playing all throughout the arena as the 7-foot Punjabi Playboy known as The Great Khali made his presence known in the Royal Rumble. He was now all by himself since he didn't want his good buddy Hornswoggle or Natalya getting involved, knowing that Aces and Eights nearly surrounded the whole double ring.
Michael Cole: Oh, yeah! Here comes Khali!
JBL: The other 7-foot giant in the Rumble! Oh man... imagine the monstrosity between him and the Big Show!
Mike Tenay: I pretty hope that there's a backup ring for this collision!
As soon as The Great Khali finally got inside the ring, both Phineas and Ferb started to go after him by the knees, but the strength of Khali was too much to overcome.
As a result, Khali countered with two chops to the tween heads as Phineas and Ferb wen't down like a couple of tiny bricks.
Jim Ross: Khali just singlehandedly took down Phineas and Ferb with one chop!
JBL: Definitely a mistake when someone bigger than you is a disadvantage.
Khali's chopping was getting started. Muscle Man tried his best to approach Khali, hoping that he would body slam him much to the fans chagrin, but Khali had other plans.
With the huffing and puffing, Muscle Man tried desperately to get Khali off his feet and when he did, everyone was shocked in awe that Muscle Man had lifted up a 7-foot, 400-pound giant!
Michael Cole: *in shock* ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Jim Ross: I'll be damned! Muscle Man actually picked Khali up!
Or did he? Muscle Man's knees were way too weak to handle strength like Khali's so he collapsed...
...only for Khali to fall right on top of Muscle Man in a very nasty way!
Mike Tenay: Ouch! Muscle Man may have been turned into a pancake here!
Joey Styles: Looks like Muscle Man could've thought more of his brain and less than his heart!
As Khali started to get up, Batman tried to lift him with with a nice German suplex, but yet it was another huge mistake.
The Great Khali scooted back to the turnbuckle in which he rammed Batman hard to the point that the Punjabi Playboy knocked the Dark Knight down with a huge chop!
JBL: And Batman gets knocked down a few pegs there!
Michael Cole: Hard to believe that ring rust may be getting a little too hard for him, it seems!
Mike Tenay: We'll just have to see if there is a little rust in him!
Seeing Khali in the center of the ring, CM Punk moved under the ropes and got in the apron.
And as Khali turned right around, CM Punk leaped on the top rope and tried to get the Punjabi Playboy out of nowhere, but Khali connected to CM Punk's forehead with a hard chop. The impact almost felt like Khali's chop was a ginsu knife and CM Punk was a head of lettuce! That's what it felt like!
Jim Ross: CM Punk gets chopped as well!
Michael Cole: Khali is looking red-hot tonight!
As soon as Khali raised his fists in pride as if he had already won, the Big Show started sneaking up behind him.
When Khali turned around however, The Big Show clenched his fist and sent it right towards Khali's face via the Knockout Punch. Khali was sent rolling to the mat faster than a fallen Redwood tree.
JBL: Oh, he hit it!
Mike Tenay: Big Show just hit the knockout punch on Khali and I think he may be out of it!
Joey Styles: I think the Punjabi Playboy's lips might have grown an extra size there!
As the brain inside Khali's head spun around, Bully Ray found a huge way to capitalize by picking up the other giant in the match and getting him right in the ropes. It took Bully just a full minute to try to get Khali up by his feet.
Jim Ross: I think Bully Ray's gonna look to pick up Khali here and get him over the top rope!
Jerry Lawler: I hardly think that Bully Ray's gonna have to do himself! Khali's like the size and height of 8 beer kegs!
Huffing and puffing, Bully Ray tried to squat up and down repeatedly in order to have The Great Khali's feet get off the mat.
Slowly and yet surely, Bully Ray finally managed to get Khali off his feet slowly and surely on the top rope. And for added power, Devon and some of the Aces and Eights helped out a little while Wes Brisco came up on the apron and distracted the referees on the outside, telling Wes to come down.
Mike Tenay: Hey, wait just a minute, they can't even do that! That's unfair!
JBL: When you're in a Rumble, everything is unfair. It's just like life!
Jim Ross: I don't know why a group of thugs should be involved like this! It's not right!
The rest of the crew finally got off Khali as the referees turned around and saw Bully Ray eliminate The Great Khali over the top rope and onto the floor.
Joey Styles: And with no thanks to those thugs, Bully Ray just eliminated The Great Khali from this match!
Jerry Lawler: And it looks like the rest of these people are crying foul about it.
2nd Elimination: The Great Khali; Eliminated by Bully Ray (with help from Aces & Eights); Duration: 1:40
As the entire WWE Universe cried out "BullS**t" to Bully Ray for Khali's elimination, he turned right around...
...only for Batman to connect Bully Ray with a very hard spear!
Michael Cole: Ouch! Bully Ray got speared hard!
Jerry Lawler: I think I'm getting Edge and Goldberg flashbacks once again! Bully Ray got taken down just like a Jenga tower!
As Bully Ray laid in agony right on the mat, the 20 seconds quickly turned into 12 seconds as the countdown clock displayed on the titantron in anticipation for the 10th entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #10: Catwoman
Jim Ross: Well, this oughtta be interesting!
Joey Styles: It's one of Batman's allies/rivals! The cat burglar known as Catwoman!
JBL: Well, I can't wait to see what kind of chemistry Batman and Catwoman are gonna have in the Rumble.
The cat burglar and the tenth entrant known as Catwoman raced down the aisle and suddenly got in the ring with her signature black whip in her hand. She began to immediately go to work on each contestant that she could see.
Her first victim was perhaps Muscle Man who started to charge after her with a flying body press. Smart and agile, Catwoman ducked all the way down which forced Muscle Man to land face first right into the mat!
Mike Tenay: Uh oh! Muscle Man tried to capitalize and he ended up face first.
Jerry Lawler: That definitely isn't a very good place to be for sure!
As soon as Muscle Man got up, Catwoman took her whip and wrapped Muscle Man's neck like a noose!
In result, Catwoman started dragging Muscle Man to the point that he had now gotten on all fours! And for a little showing off, she blew a kiss to the fans as the boot of Catwoman was imprinted very well on the back of Muscle Man, who tried very desperately to get out. The rest of the crowd came on with a thunderous "S&M" chant all over the arena!
Joey Styles: Well, that's an interesting moment I'm seeing right now!
Michael Cole: Yeah, and it's interesting how we somehow got a "S&M" chant in the arena! This is great!
Jim Ross: I'm certain Muscle Man's gonna remember that very much...
As she finally let Muscle Man go, she then went right after the Big Show, who was trying to get CM Punk all over the top rope.
After CM Punk managed to swat Big Show away at the time being, the cat burglar took her whip and grabbed the Big Show right by the legs and made him tumble down into the mat.
JBL: The Giant has fallen, Cole! Just like a tree!
Michael Cole: Catwoman's looking red hot, I can tell you that!
As Big Show's legs were still tied up together, both Phineas and Ferb capitalized on the giant once again as the two of them went through the top rope and climbed onto the turnbuckle.
With the people standing right on their feet, both Phineas and Ferb flew from the top rope and hit Big Show with a nice leg drop/splash combination! Phineas got him with the leg drop and Ferb had nailed him with a splash!
Jim Ross: Nice double team maneuver from Phineas and Ferb! They're on fire!
Jerry Lawler: Big Show's looking a bit weary from a bit of damage he's taking!
JBL: I think Big Show is starting to fall out of the starting gate it seems.
After Catwoman was enjoying a fallen Big Show, she backed away only to bump right into the Dark Knight himself!
She turned right around and looked Batman eye-to-eye. There was animosity growing between them. They didn't know if they wanted to fight or perhaps join forces, but the chemistry between them was very strong.
Michael Cole: What could be going on between them?
Joey Styles: I'm not very sure. Hopefully, we usually see Batman go after Catwoman, now I don't really know what Batman could be thinking!
None spoke a word. This faceoff was going to be intense. That was until Bully Ray had to come between them.
Without such thinking, Batman and Catwoman decided to do the only thing possible: Team up. So in a matter of milliseconds, Batman and Catwoman gave the leader of the Aces & Eights a hard double clothesline!
JBL: Looks like they made their point very clear!
Mike Tenay: Nice double clothesline by Batman and Catwoman!
Jerry Lawler: That really didn't take long!
After laying out Bully Ray, Batman and Catwoman approached Muscle Man and the twosome lifted Muscle Man off his feet in a double suplex position.
And as soon as they lifted Muscle Man, they bounced him on the ropes in slingshot form and slammed him down on his back!
Jim Ross: Impressive double slingshot suplex by the team of Batman and Catwoman!
Jerry Lawler: I think they're getting along very well. Unfortunately, it may be a matter of time until one of them turns on the other!
As 30 seconds appeared right on the countdown clock, Batman and Catwoman then whipped CM Punk from rope to rope as the duo flipped CM Punk over the top rope with great height and onto the second ring!
Michael Cole: WOW! Did you see CM Punk fly?
Joey Styles: Yeah, and went down like a missile! That was disasterous!
Both Batman and Catwoman then got in the second ring and continued to whip CM Punk back to back onto the ropes, only to dodge a double clothesline between Batman and Catwoman.
But when Punk ran right back however, he unleased a jumping double clothesline of his own that took out the twosome in a flash!
Jim Ross: What an impressive counter by CM Punk!
Mike Tenay: That'll sure to ring bells in for both Batman and Catwoman right now!
The 30 seconds now turned into 17 seconds as Big Show and Muscle Man were doing their best trying to eliminate Bully Ray from this match.
They got him over the top rope, but now all they needed is to get Bully Ray's feet on the floor. Luckily for Bully Ray, the rest of the members started to struggingly push Bully Ray right back into the ring.
Michael Cole: Oh, give a break! They're not even supposed to help.
JBL: Well, Cole... they really don't give a damn of what these people and officials think.
Joey Styles: Somebody needs to get the rest of Aces & Eights out!
As the Big Show and Muscle Man both got hit by Devon and Mr. Anderson on the apron, Bully Ray rolled back into the ring safely avoiding elimination, much to his safety. Bully Ray then looked at the countdown clock as the fans awaited the next entrant to come down to the ring.
Jim Ross: We got another entrant in our hands, let's find out who it is!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #11: Sting
Michael Cole: *shocked* OH MY LORD, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Mike Tenay: *also shocked and stunned* It's 'The Icon' Sting! Sting's in the match early!
Joey Styles: And look on the face of Bully Ray! He doesn't even believe his own eyes!
Bully Ray's eyes suddenly popped out when he realized that Sting's music was heard all across the stadium.
He somehow alerted his gang members to block the entrance way, ensuring that the next entrant wouldn't enter the ring in a safe condition.
Jim Ross: Uh oh, I don't think Aces & Eights are gonna let Sting enter without a fight!
JBL: This may turn out to be a huge disadvantage for the Icon himse-hey, wait a minute!
By JBL and the fan's surprise, The 11th entrant known as Sting, emerged from the crowds and snook up behind Bully Ray, who didn't even know that Sting was right behind him. The rest of this complete crowd shook with complete insanity, while they chanted "Sting" in such eruption.
The rest of the members watched this and turned right around, telling Bully Ray not to turn his back.
Jerry Lawler: If I was Bully Ray, I would not wanna turn around right now!
Mike Tenay: Unfortunately, I think that's about to happen...!
It was too late for Bully Ray. As he turned right around, he was greeted by a gut shot and a hit to the back by Sting's signature baseball bat!
Jerry Lawler: He got 'em!
Jim Ross: Right in the fruit basket nonetheless!
JBL: I may condone that, but that was smart of Sting to use the barricade instead of the entrance stage!
The two shots wasn't even enough for Sting to begin with. Sting wanted to unleash more damage to Bully Ray. Payback for what Bully Ray and the trouble he caused to Sting, Hulk Hogan and his daughter Brooke.
So Sting kept hitting his baseball bat on the ribs of Bully Ray repeatedly. Sting was now outta control like a patient going crazy at a mental hospital!
Joey Styles: Sting is just pounding Bully Ray into oblivion here!
JBL: This guy's outta control! Somebody get a straight jacket for this man, 'cause he's nuts.
Michael Cole: Sting is nuts alright! But he's going nuts all over Bully Ray!
The rest of the crew members of Aces & Eights managed to drag Bully Ray from the inside and onto the outside of the ring, hoping to recover long enough to join the fight against Sting.
Meanwhile, CM Punk irish whipped Phineas Flynn right into the ropes and connected with a Shining Wizard right into his Dorito-shaped face! In addition, CM Punk spoke right to the crowd, who cheered with appreciation.
CM Punk: *to the audience* Best in the world!
And then, despite Phineas's small stature, CM Punk connected with a running Bulldog!
JBL: Punk nails the Bulldog!
Michael Cole: And I think it may be time for Phineas to go right to sleep if Punk can nail this!
As Phineas Flynn slowly got up, CM Punk lifted him right up in his shoulders in a Samoan Drop position, but before he could finally get a chance to hit his popular finisher...
...Ferb Fletcher suddenly came out of nowhere and whacked CM Punk hard with a steel chair. The crowd was met with a moderate amount of boos, but there seemed to be some cheers as well.
Jerry Lawler: Punk got whacked really good in the back!
JBL: Well, can you blame Ferb? There was no way his brother's gonna go to sleep that easily!
While CM Punk was dragging himself on the ropes in order to stand up because of that chair shot from Phineas, Bully Ray went to the second ring and managed to get in, despite the fact that Sting was on his tail.
When Bully Ray got in, he managed to stomp away right at the Icon with dangerous fury. He kept kicking and punching Sting as he could until he was grounded on the turnbuckles. He was still stomping away furiously like he was stomping a mudhole on the Icon himself, while a round of boos infested the stadium.
Jim Ross: Bully Ray is now stomping right away at Sting like crazy!
Mike Tenay: No kidding, Bully Ray is going at him like a raging mad pitbull mauling at it's victim!
Bully Ray kept on stomping him for a good minute until Ferb whacked Bully Ray hard with a chair, therefore saving Sting to a crowd of cheers.
But as Bully Ray tumbled all over Sting, the Icon grabbed Bully Ray's legs and proceeded to use him as a catapult. Sting bent his body over as Bully Ray was sent flying with his head hitting the post!
JBL: Bully Ray just hit the turnpost!
Jim Ross: He could be out just like a light instantly!
The 20 seconds was now displayed on the titantron indicating that another superstar was about to make his/her way down the aisle. Right around the same time that Muscle Man got Big Show down on his back and spent his good time trying to stomp the giant down like a piece of meat.
Michael Cole: Big Show is being turned into the World's Biggest Doormat, it seems!
Jerry Lawler: I agree with you! Big Show looks like he certainly isn't welcome home in the Rumble!
Seeing the Big Show flattened, Muscle Man then turned to his girlfriend Starla, who was amazed at ringside.
Muscle Man: *to Starla* This one's for you baby! WOOOOOOOOOO!
As Muscle Man dashed and bounced back between the ropes, he happened to hit Big Show with a diving splash!
Joey Styles: Diving running splash from Muscle Man!
JBL: And I hardly believe that someone so fat and small with the shape of a huge garden gnome like Muscle Man can make a splash so effective.
While Big Show was still reeling from that huge splash, the action kept on continuing as the final 10 seconds began ticking down to it's 12th entrant in the 3rd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #12: Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
And then somehow, the theme song to Family Matters began to play all over Metlife Stadium as the twelve entrant, Steve Urkel, began to run down the aisle and was greeted by thousands of fans who started imitating Urkel's famous snort while attending this event. Michael Cole was shocked suddenly stupid.
Michael Cole: *looking speechless* WHAT!? Is this a joke? Is that 'nerd' actually gonna compete in the Rumble?
Jerry Lawler: Well, like it or not Cole, that's definitely gonna happen! Steve Urkel from Family Matters is number 12th.
JBL: And why in the hell does Metlife Stadium sound like an annoying pig farm? This isn't a farm, for pete's sakes!
But as Steve Urkel ran down the entrance ramp, his shoelaces on the left suddenly got connected with his shoes in the right as he began to roll down the entrance way. The nerd kept on screaming for his life as the entire stadium rolled over and over again in his little mind.
He was rolling and rolling and rolling until he took a brief stop under the ring. The entire crowd started to laugh a bit at Urkel's sudden misfortune.
Jim Ross: Well, that was a horrible way to make an entrance.
Joey Styles: Maybe the nerd shouldn't have to stretch his pants way up to his crotch!
Mike Tenay: Looks more like a woman to me...
Urkel came back out from under the ring and finally shook himself loose. After adjusting his glasses and his suspenders, he reached for the apron...
...not knowing when he grabbed for the top rope, Muscle Man started running through the ropes in thoughts of getting Big Show with another running splash. Urkel pulled the ropes down and somehow sent Muscle Man over the top rope and onto the floor resulting in Urkel's first elimination.
Jim Ross: WHA-MY GAWD!
Joey Styles: 'My god' is right! Steve Urkel just eliminated Muscle Man from the Rumble!
Mike Tenay: I don't think Urkel believes he eliminated Muscle Man! He's in shock!
3rd Elimination: Muscle Man; Eliminated by Steve Urkel; Duration: 12:37
As Muscle Man looked on in shock, he had no choice but to take rage on someone!
With his angry yell, Muscle Man tried his best to get to Urkel, who started to back away from him slowly. Muscle Man was being constrained by the referees as they told him to leave. With anger boiling deep down inside him, Muscle Man began leaving up the ramp and headed straight backstage.
JBL: Muscle Man just lost it right here! If I was him, I would have ate Steve Urkel alive one bit.
Mike Tenay: Too bad Muscle Man's not gonna get a chance to do just that! He is gone!
Michael Cole: The nerd sure got a lucky break for sure!
But Urkel's lucky break came to a sudden stop as he turned around and saw Big Show grabbing him right by his skinny little neck.
Big Show then hoisted him up and slammed the nerd down with a huge chokeslam!
Michael Cole: And the nerd eats a Chokeslam, courtesy of the Big Show.
Jerry Lawler: You know, he does have a name, Cole! It's Steve Urkel!
Jim Ross: *to Cole* I bet you didn't even watch 'Family Matters' growing up...
While Urkel's back was just as flat as a tire, right around the second ring, Catwoman went under the ring and suddenly and yet surprisingly...
...she pulled out the ladder much to the fans enjoyment!
Joey Styles: Oh my god, Catwoman's got the ladder!
Jim Ross: I'm not sure if Catwoman's gonna use this as a weapon, but we might as well see!
With such surprising strength, Catwoman hoisted up the ladder and threw it ringside...
...causing it to crashland right on the back of Bully Ray!
JBL: And Bully Ray gets hammered by that ladder!
Jerry Lawler: I'm not gonna lie to you. That does not feel pretty and I'm sure Bully Ray's thinking about the same thing!
Catwoman soon got the ladder as she grabbed the ledges and Batman grabbed the top end of the ladder in which they decided to use it as a battering ram.
And as Bully Ray got up, Batman and Catwoman rushed the ladder straight on the face of Bully Ray, rendering him unconscious!
Michael Cole: Bully Ray's kisser just met the steel ledges of the ladder!
Mike Tenay: I think Bully Ray may think of getting liposuction after this Rumble is over!
As Big Show thought of going over the top rope to the second ring, Batman and Catwoman took the ladder again and rushed right after the Big Show.
The collision sent the Big Show falling all over again to the first ring.
Jim Ross: Big Show just ate that ladder just like he was eating crap for breakfast!
Joey Styles: I solemnly agree with you J.R., although that 'crap for breakfast' image is a bit disturbing to begin with...
As Batman and Catwoman was feeding off the energy of this East Rutherford crowd, the duo turned right around...
...but only for Phineas and Ferb to dive on the top rope and hit Batman and Catwoman with a top rope double dropkick, which forced the ladder to crash right on top of the Dark Knight and the dangerous feline!
Joey Styles: *screaming* OH MY GOD, PHINEAS AND FERB WITH A DOUBLE DROPKICK ON THE TOP ROPE!
Jerry Lawler: And suffice it to say, both Batman and Catwoman met the end of the ladder! Brutally painful!
JBL: Looks like carnage has fallen upon us and it's getting more crazier by the second! I'm glad I'm around the announcer's table this time!
While Batman and Catwoman were busy recovering for a bit, back at the other ring, CM Punk and Sting met in a tense faceoff right after CM Punk slowly started to get up from that harsh chair shot.
This was soon going to be an intense battle of Icon vs. Savior. CM Punk cracked his knuckles while Sting gripped his bat with such rage and emotion. They circled around the ring, knowing that the crowd around them was going ape-crap crazy for the two of them. The fans wanted CM Punk and Sting to get it on very badly. One of them was gonna make the final blow.
Jim Ross: Look at this contest! It's gonna blow the roof out of this place!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, and it's interesting that we don't have a roof! I'm freaking out here!
Mike Tenay: We got Sting vs. Punk! This is gonna be amazing!
JBL: I'm grabbing on to my hat! This is gonna be explosive!
But before Sting and CM Punk could brawl it out, they were distracted by the rest of the Aces & Eights gang members who stood up on the apron and began to enter the ring like it was an ambush.
Luckily for Sting and Punk, they turned around and began to hit each member one by one. Sting had D.O.C., Mike Knox, and Devon, while CM Punk had Mr. Anderson, D'Lo Brown, Garett Bischoff and Wes Brisco.
Michael Cole: Oh, come on! We almost had it there!
Joey Styles: We could've had the slugfest happen if it wasn't for the Aces & Eights interfering!
Jim Ross: They're appearing one by one as it seems!
The rest of the Aces & Eights all hoped their ambush would be effective against both Sting and Punk, but it wasn't meant to be as Sting and Punk both fought them off successfully with Sting using his bat and Punk using a chair.
Unfortunately, one of the members, most notably Wes Brisco, failed to get away as Sting threw him right to Punk, who lifted the son of the legendary wrestlers Jack and Gerald Brisco. This was definitely gonna be painful as the rest of the crowd went in a frenzy of what was now gonna happen!
Mike Tenay: Uh-oh! Looks like we could see it!
Jerry Lawler: There's not gonna be a happy ending for Wes Brisco here!
With his face full of destruction, CM Punk dropped Wes Brisco as his face connected right on Punk's knee for the Go To Sleep! The rest of the East Rutherford crowd went full-on crazy for Punk's finisher on a member of the Aces & Eights!
Jim Ross: Go To Sleep! Punk hit the Go To Sleep!
Michael Cole: There's no way Wes Brisco is gonna be looking to get up after that horrible impact!
Mike Tenay: I don't think Wes isn't gonna get up at all!
As the rest of the gang members dragged Wes Brisco outside of the ring, the countdown clock now ticked down to it's 10 seconds as the Metlife Stadium crowd all stood up to see who number 13 was gonna be.
JBL: We got lucky or unlucky number 13 about to come down to the ring! I cannot wait who it is!
To be continued, once again...
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Another day, another chapter finished. So let's check out some more stats, shall we?
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 12
Entries left: 68
Number of eliminations: 3
People in the ring: 9
Eliminated: Fandango, The Great Khali and Muscle Man
In the ring: Batman, Big Show, Bully Ray, Catwoman, CM Punk, Ferb Fletcher, Phineas Flynn, Steve Urkel and Sting
We know we didn't show a whole lot of Urkel, but I promise you that they're will be more Urkel time come next chapter. So who will be unlucky number 13? Can he manage to go the distance or will he end up going to hell on a handbasket? Find out after this! Until then, it's snoochie boochie time!