FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 5: Of Mice And Shoe Salesmen
In the last chapter: There were teamups and more shockers you could even imagine. Duos such as Phineas and Ferb made an impact as well as the unlikely team of Batman and Catwoman. The Great Khali also made his presence in the Rumble, but got eliminated unfairly with no thanks to Aces & Eights. But the biggest surprise entrants so far became "Family Matters" fan favorite Steve Urkel and one of the greatest Icons in Impact Wrestling, Sting! With so much crazy carnage going on, who will be next to join the biggest Rumble in history?
Rated T for violence and language.
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As the rest of the Aces & Eights were busy treating to Wes Brisco on the outside, the countdown clock began counting down to it's next entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #13: Devon
Without any time for the men backstage to play the next entrant's theme song, the co-leader of the Aces & Eights which was Devon, suddenly got in the ring.
Jim Ross: I didn't hear someone's music play and somehow Devon's in the ring!
Jerry Lawler: I'm thinking he's unlucky number 13, J.R.!
Mike Tenay: Well, it was sure wise for the members of the Aces & Eights to wait in the ring and enter instantly without having to run down the ramp!
But unfortunately, both Sting and CM Punk started to bring down Devon to his knees with shots to the back.
That was certainly a half-assed idea blown over by Devon himself, but to his luck, his brother Bully Ray got in Ring #1 and started to blindside Sting by surprise.
JBL: Looks like Bully Ray came in just at the nick of time!
Michael Cole: You had to expect someone like Bully Ray to save his own brother in the line of fire!
Devon caught CM Punk in the crossfire and surrounded him in the corner with shots to the face.
But knowing the brawler that CM Punk was, the Straight Edge superstar started to counter with offense of his own with his stinging kicks!
Joey Styles: Punk's fighting back here!
Jim Ross: Devon is backing away here! Those kicks are louder than a banshee burping it's eyes out!
CM Punk then tried to pull off the backhand slap-backhand slap-back hand fist and roundhouse kick combo, but out of nowhere...
...Devon had raked Punk's eyes, therefore making the Second City Savior blind as a dog!
Mike Tenay: And a rake of Punk's eyes courtesy of Devon!
Michael Cole: Devon can sure scratch like a nasty cat for sure!
As CM Punk was trying to fix his coordinated eye vision, he turned around weakly...
...only to be a victim of the Team 3D Death Drop by the hands of Bully Ray and Devon that strangely sent a little ounce of a shockwave of ovation for the brothers.
Jim Ross: Dudley Death Drop! With perfect precision!
Michael Cole: I might hate Bully Ray and Devon, but man, that was a nasty landing!
JBL: And I think Punk may not be the only one here!
Contrary to JBL's words, Bully Ray and Devon weren't done just yet. They now turned their focus on Sting, who was trying to get up from the sneak attack thanks to the leader of the Aces & Eights.
Whe The Icon suddenly turned right around, the brothers hit Sting with yet another 3D Death Drop, while the chants of 'E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!' filled the whole stadium!
Joey Styles: Another 3D! And it's on Sting this time!
JBL: I hate to admit it... but they're making a killing!
Mike Tenay: Who is gonna stop this trio? Better yet... who's gonna stop Aces & Eights?
The rest of the people were still chanting "ECW", but Bully Ray and Devon flipped them off, forcing the chanting of ECW into straight out boos.
As they looked upon a fallen Sting and Punk, Bully Ray and Devon looked up and realized what was flying to them. A double top-rope clothesline from Phineas and Ferb as the two members from the Aces & Eights feel down with a mighty thud!
Michael Cole: Wow! A double clothesline from the top rope!
Jerry Lawler: Nice teamwork by Phineas and Ferb!
JBL: I'm very certain that both Devon and Bully Ray ain't gonna forget that!
As Bully Ray and Devon were still reeling from the flying double clothesline, Steve Urkel started to get up very slowly from the Chokeslam made by the Big Show, but only to run right into Batman and Catwoman.
Knowing that this was a blunder by Urkel himself, Batman and Catwoman teamed up with one another by lifting up Urkel in a double military press position and approached the ropes, hoping to catapult the nerd out of the Rumble. But quick thinking led Urkel to hang on to the top rope with impressive leverage.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh... Urkel may be looking to be eliminated here!
Joey Styles: There's no way Urkel can hang on with skinny arms like that! He's doomed!
As Urkel was screaming and hanging on for his life like a scared little girl, The Big Show pulled back both Batman and Catwoman with a single tug as he still wanted to focus his attention on the nerd himself.
Jim Ross: I'm afraid Big Show ain't done with Urkel just yet!
Mike Tenay: He already suffered a chokeslam! I'm afraid to find out what Big Show's gonna do to him next!
Without no intention, The Big Show grabbed Urkel's neck, lifted him up...
...but Urkel shockingly grabbed onto Big Show's arm as he got over the top rope, just hanging on for his life once again!
Joey Styles: Well, this is interesting! Urkel's latching on the arm of the Big Show!
JBL: Big Show is trying to swat him off, but nothing's working! Urkel's like a dang spider monkey just latching onto things!
Michael Cole: He's trying to get Urkel over the top rope, and so far... it's hopeless from here!
But Big Show suddenly let his guard down. As he was trying his best to scrape Steve Urkel off his arm from the top rope, Batman and Catwoman suddenly came out of nowhere and lifted one of Big Show's legs, therefore getting his left foot off the mat.
This was being effective until Catwoman decided to go for the other leg by lifting it up way over the top rope and before anyone knew it, Big Show tumbled over the top rope and landed on the floor to the shocking ovation of the WWE Universe!
Jim Ross: *surprised* WHA- My GAWD! BIG SHOW'S OUTTA HERE!
Michael Cole: *also surprised* How is that frickin' impossible!?
Mike Tenay: Big Show can't even believe this with his own eyes!
4th Eliminated: Big Show; Eliminated by: Batman, Catwoman and Steve Urkel: Duration: 19:43
Big Show somehow stood angered and disappointed as the referees were telling him to leave. But the World's Largest Athlete didn't care what they think.
In response, Big Show started to give the referees a knockout punch, namely Mike Chioda.
Jim Ross: Oh, hey come on, now!
Michael Cole: Damn it, not again! Please tell me Big Show's not gonna even think of going berserk again!
JBL: I can only hope that it doesn't happen to us...
As Steve Urkel started to get back in the ring and adjust his glasses, he was suddenly dragged outside the ring so that he could receive a knockout punch courtesy of an angry and pissed off Big Show!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Steve Urkel's jaw may have been flown out of Metlife Stadium!
JBL: I'm not gonna lie to you, J.R. Urkel may have been eliminated from the Rumble with a blow like that!
Mike Tenay: Yeah, but Urkel didn't go over the top rope, so basically he's still in this match!
As Big Show ignored the rest of the crowd, who were booing right at him because of that punch he gave to Urkel on the outside...
...the countdown clock appeared in the titantron, indicating another entrant was about to join the Rumble.
Michael Cole: Here comes another contestant about to join the Rumble!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #14: Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
The familiar Gravity Falls theme song started playing throughout Metlife Stadium as the 14th entrant of the match, Dipper Pines, ran down the aisle in full speed as the fans all chanted "Dipper! Dipper! Dipper!" on his way to the ring!
JBL: Oh, geez... now it's a travesty that we have kids in the Rumble again...
Michael Cole: Look, I don't like it much more than you do, but it's very interesting to see what this kid can do in his first Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: Here comes the fourteenth entrant of the 3rd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, Gravity Falls's very own, Dipper Pines!
As Dipper Pines hit the ring, he was suddenly stopped by Bully Ray and Devon, but Dipper wasn't scared this time. He was ready. Dipper began to hit at both the leader and vice president of Aces & Eights, before they were both right on their knees.
Dipper then capitalized by jumping up to the top rope, and hitting both Bully Ray and Devon with a moonsault!
Mike Tenay: A huge moonsault by Dipper Pines!
Jerry Lawler: And he took out both Bully Ray and Devon in good measure!
Joey Styles: What a way for Dipper to enter the Rumble! And he's looking good by the looks of it!
As Dipper was still occupied with the Aces & Eights, Phineas and CM Punk were busy going at it like a couple of gangbusters.
After dodging a few kicks from the Straight Edge superstar, Phineas grabbed his legs and performed a nice dragon sweep which was followed by leg drop right through CM Punk's knee.
JBL: Impressive counter coming from Phineas himself!
Mike Tenay: I think those kicks from Punk somehow fueled something inside him like a second wind!
Following the leg drop, Phineas got up on the top rope and waited for Punk to get right up.
And after the Second City Savior indeed got up, Phineas leaped from the top rope only for CM Punk to catch him from mid-air!
Jim Ross: Punk caught Phineas! CM Punk has got Phineas in midair!
Michael Cole: That is very impressive coming from one of the best wrestlers in the world today!
Holding Phineas in his arms, Punk then transitioned to a Fireman's Carry position, much to the anticipation of this East Rutherford crowd.
With a smile to his face, Punk dropped Phineas's face right into his knee for a Go To Sleep!
Michael Cole: Punk hits the Go To Sleep!
Mike Tenay: Phineas's jaw sure hit hard on that knee, though. I just hope that impact isn't serious!
Jerry Lawler: I'm lucky his teeth wasn't broken on the way down too.
As Phineas was reeling from CM Punk's finisher, Ferb had Sting grounded on the corner turnbuckle as he gave him a 10 kick salute right to Sting's ribs.
But before he would get to the last kick however, Sting caught the leg of Ferb's and lifted him up. Turning around, Sting spinebustered Ferb right on the corner, rendering him in an unconscious state.
JBL: Ouch! What a spinebuster! That kid felt it coming, and not in a good way!
Joey Styles: I don't know, but I think we could see a Stinger Splash coming from the Icon.
Seeing Ferb woozy on the turnbuckle, Sting backed up a little bit and yelled out his famous battle cry in WCW by "woooo"-ing to the sky.
He then proceeded to take a good run and splashed right on top of Ferb Fletcher, hitting the signature in clean fashion!
Mike Tenay: Stinger Splash! Sting hits the Stinger Splash!
JBL: Ferb is now seeing stars and longhorns!
Meanwhile, the duo of Batman and Catwoman went right to ring #1 and began to stare down Bully Ray and Devon of Aces & Eights.
The two thugs then tightened their gloves, just thinking second thoughts of fighting against one of Gotham City's greatest protectors and one of Gotham City's finest cat burglars. This was gonna be gang warfare at best.
Both Bully Ray and Devon charged right at them, only to get a double dropkick from Catwoman and Batman.
Jim Ross: Double dropkick from Batman and Catwoman!
Jerry Lawler: Aces & Eights are being taken down a notch!
Michael Cole: There's no time to retreat from this fight!
As both Bully and Devon got back up at the same time, they were greeted by another double dropkick once again from the duo, who weren't quite finished with them.
Both Batman and Catwoman whipped them from rope to rope and pulled out a back body drop followed by a huge double clothesline to both of them.
Joey Styles: Batman and Catwoman are going all over Aces and Eights here!
Mike Tenay: They've been off guard a bit ever since they were brought down by Phineas and Ferb!
JBL: Well, I'm certain that they'll come back one way or another.
Seeing Bully Ray and Devon down, the rest of the Aces & Eights members all tried to get in the ring at the same time in order to increase the numbers game, but Batman and Catwoman punched all of them down.
Batman had his hands full with D'Lo, Mr. Anderson, and Garett while Catwoman decided to whip Mike Knox, D.O.C. and Wes Brisco out of there.
Jerry Lawler: Looks like Aces & Eights tried to increase the numbers game but it looks like it didn't work that time around!
As soon as Batman and Catwoman knocked the rest of the thugs off the apron, they turned right around and saw Dipper leap from the apron in a springboard attack.
But unfortunately for Dipper, the duo caught Dipper in mid-air as the rest of the fans chanted 'You F**ked Up" because of Dipper's mistake.
JBL: Uh oh, bad place and wrong time!
Jim Ross: Dipper's about to be smashed like a pet coon on the highway!
Joey Styles: I wouldn't say so! Look who's back up on his feet!
The person Joey was referring to was the ubernerd Steve Urkel, who got up from outside the ring after recovering from Big Show's knockout punch.
He soon ascended the top rope and as Batman and Catwoman turned right around, Urkel flew and gave a missile dropkick right onto Dipper's back which forced Batman and Catwoman to be dropped on the mat instantly!
Mike Tenay: Interesting double team maneuver by Dipper and Urkel!
Michael Cole: Batman and Catwoman may have been knocked a good peg or two! Who knew Urkel was a fast healer!?
As both Dipper and Urkel shared a nice handshake of unity to the delight of the WWE Universe...
...they were caught by surprise by Phineas and Ferb, who both hit Dipper and Urkel with twin superkicks! Phineas got Dipper right in his face, and Ferb on the other hand, kicked Urkel right in the junk, in which the rest of the fans watching were cringing with impact!
Joey Styles: Double superkicks out of nowhere!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but it looks like Ferb's superkick didn't take too well with Urkel!
Jim Ross: Looks like a goat having diarrhea!
JBL: I didn't need to hear that. Anyway, we got another entrant making his/hers way! Let's see who it is!
JBL was right. After Dipper was knocked out for a bit and Urkel's face looking like a goat defecating, the Rumble clock ticked to it's last 10 seconds, revealing another entrant for the Royal Rumble.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT!
Entrant #15: Zack Ryder
Hearing that familiar quote, the rest of the East Rutherford fans went all apes**t crazy for the next entrant, which was Long Island Iced Z himself, Zack Ryder. Knowing that he lived miles away from Long Island, he was actually considered a Rumble favorite. After he shouted out 'Woo Woo Woo' with his famous fist pump, Ryder dashed to the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Here comes the Long island Iced Z, Zack Ryder!
JBL: Yeah, hard to believe he's getting this kind of reception from 70,000-plus fans!
Mike Tenay: The man who has a million of Twitter followers everywhere is number 15 in the Rumble! I can't to see what he pulls off!
When he hit the ring, Zack eyed Phineas and Ferb, thinking that he was gonna be his first targets the moment he stepped in.
But quite frankly, he looked down and saw Devon down right by his feet. He then picked him up and sent him to the turnbuckle so that he would connect him with forearm shots to the face.
Jim Ross: It looks like Zack Ryder's looking to work on Devon here!
Michael Cole: I'm not sure if that was wise for Zack to do that, considering he has a higher chance of being Pearl harbor-ed by Bully Ray.
After Devon was roughed up a bit, Zack Ryder irish-whipped Devon to the other turnbuckle, but for Devon to counter-whip Ryder's move, in which Ryder was the one who was sent running instead.
And as Devon took a good dash, he was hit by Ryder's boot and sent down. After that, the Long Island Iced Z went to the middle rope and eyed Devon like a delicious set of chocolate brownies. He then leaped and hit Devon with a missile dropkick.
Jerry Lawler: Ryder with a dropkick to Devon's kisser!
Joey Styles: How shocking would this be if Zack Ryder eliminated one of the men from Aces & Eights, namely Devon?
JBL: *rolling his eyes* I highly doubt something like that would happen...
As he was busy pumping the crowd up and whatnot, Zack Ryder eyed Bully Ray right at the lower left turnbuckle.
With no hesistation, Ryder ran to the leader of the Aces & Eights and nailed a flying elbow right to the face where Bully ray was now sitting down on his ass in a dazed state.
Jim Ross: Bully Ray is down here!
Mike Tenay: And this crowd is going nuts for Zack Ryder! Look at the showing he's making so far!
Zack Ryder soon backed away from Bully ray for a little bit as he soon raised his fist in glory.
And as Ryder began to pump his fist with a "Woo Woo Woo" chant, he rushed with his own two feet...
...only for Bully Ray to get right out of the way so that Ryder would wreck himself on the ropes painfully!
Jerry Lawler: Ohhh! Ryder missed!
Michael Cole: That cannot be good for the Long Island Iced Z!
JBL: I think it's about to be a lot worse now!
As Ryder was still woozy from that devastating collision between his body and the ropes, Devon and Bully Ray decided to team up and grab the back Zack Ryder's hair and trunks as they sent him over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in elimination. The rest of the fans booed loudly at Ryder's elimination but the rest of the Aces & Eights didn't care what they thought.
Jim Ross: Ryder is immediately gone from the Rumble!
Mike Tenay: Yeah, and it's safe to say that these fans in Metlife Stadium don't like it one bit!
5th Eliminated: Zack Ryder; Eliminated by: Bully Ray and Devon; Duration: 1:01
Zack Ryder was dazed and confused outside of the ring when suddenly, the Aces & Eights attacked Ryder with no remorse, just stomping on him over and over again until Zack Ryder can no longer move the rest of his body. The entire crowd cried foul to what was now occurring outside!
Jim Ross: *screaming* HEY, WHAT THE HELL?
Michael Cole: Damn it, the Aces & Eights shouldn't be doing this to Zack Ryder!
Mike Tenay: They should never be out there in the first place. They should go out in the back and at least wait their turn to be in!
Their beatdown to Zack Ryder was just getting started. The rest of the ghoulish thugs in black grabbed Ryder and sent it to Mr. Anderson.
Holding Ryder in a uranage position, Anderson tripped Ryder off his feet and nailed him with a Mic Check, which sent the Long Island Iced Z's face smashing in the concrete!
Joey Styles: Oh my god, somebody stop this!
JBL: They're outta control here!
Before anymore damage would be done to Zack Ryder, the referees and staff members finally came down from the ramp and stopped Aces & Eights from doing any more carnage. But basically, the damage to Ryder was already done.
So the referees had no choice but to get Aces & Eights outta there, much to the delight from the WWE Universe.
Jerry Lawler: It's about time someone put a stop to it before the damage could've been far worse.
Michael Cole: Unfortunately, I think the damage may be far from done. Ryder is seriously hurt.
Despite their angrily complaints, the Aces & Eights finally stormed out of ringside and went over the barricade while garbage was being thrown on top of them just for an ounce of revenge.
Meanwhile, the rest of the staff and medical team carried Zack Ryder all the way up the ramp to a huge deafening ovation from this East Rutherford crowd.
Jim Ross: Well, at least Zack Ryder still has his support from his loyal fans.
Jerry Lawler: I just hope the damage wasn't too serious.
However, 20 seconds before the next man came out, CM Punk tried to eliminate a still-screaming Urkel, who was hanging on for dear life on the top rope. He was sent over the top, but had a grip on the rope. Punk tried to hit away at Urkel's fists, and it was almost making him slip very slowly from the ropes.
As Punk nearly had Steve Urkel eliminated, Sting suddenly came from behind and grabbed the back of CM Punk's head, therefore connecting the Straight Edge superstar with a Scorpion Death Drop!
Mike Tenay: Sting hits the Death Drop on Punk!
Jerry Lawler: There were a lot of superstars Sting hit that finisher with, and it just happened to CM Punk right now!
Michael Cole: Indeed, and I think we may have sweet 16 on the way in just about 10 seconds, let's see who it is right now!
Cole was right as Urkel successfully, yet struggling, got back in the ring as he saw the last 10 seconds tick down to it's next competitor.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #16: Al Bundy (Married... With Children)
The sound of George Thorogood's "Bad To The Bone" played throught Metlife Stadium as the next entrant, Married... With Children fan favorite and shoe salesman, Al Bundy, entered wearing his Polk High School football uniform. After seeing the sound of his screaming fans, Al took a quick dash to the ring.
Michael Cole: *clueless* Okay, this is starting to get weird. Ed O'Neill's competing?
Jerry Lawler: That's just him portraying his famous Al Bundy character from the show Married... With Children! It's weird that he now looks a lot younger than what he looks like now!
Joey Styles: Yep. I think it must be computer generated!
As soon as Al finally stepped inside the ring, he looked at the competition like it was a cloned version of his wife. It was more like 10 Peggy Bundy's.
Seeing that he wasn't so intimidated by one of them, Al Bundy narrowed his eyes at the competition and spoke in a Clint Eastwood kind of manner.
Al Bundy: Let's rock...
With his words so true, Al Bundy started hitting people one at a time in order. Bully Ray, Devon, Batman, Dipper Pines, Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher, CM Punk and Sting all felt Al Bundy's fist right through their faces.
Jim Ross: Looks like Al's going on a frenzy, it seems.
Michael Cole: With the experience he has in fist fights, he's definitely got a huge advantage over the contestants.
Mike Tenay: But you have to wonder if he'll make it as long as the Angry Video Game Nerd did in the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble.
Mostly, Al Bundy took his focus on Bully Ray, the leader of the Aces & Eights.
Without any thinking, the shoe salesman lifted Bully off his feet with a Samoan drop position and slammed him down with a huge Death Valley Driver!
Jerry Lawler: Death Valley Driver right on Bully Ray! Al Bundy really knows how to fight very well!
Joey Styles: Not to mention, Al Bundy in his high school football career, once scored four touchdowns in one game, hence the nickname he has called 'Touchdown' Bundy!
Michael Cole: Big deal! Anybody can score four touchdowns in one game! I can prove it to you if I can!
After the Death Valley Driver, Al Bundy then dragged Devon through the turnbuckle and started punching right at Devon's gut. And after those flurries of punches, the football playing shoe salesman backed off a little bit and was set in a linebacker stance, getting ready to hut-hut all over Devon.
Jerry Lawler: Well, this is interesting... what does Al Bundy have in mind?
Al Bundy then took off and just like a bull, he rammed right over Devon as the pressure of Al Bundy's hardened shoulder pads hit at Devon's stomach like a lead brick! It hurt like frickin hell as a matter of fact.
Jim Ross: What a huge tackle by Al Bundy!
Mike Tenay: I hope that collision doesn't make Devon vomit! That tackle is like a stomach virus hitting right at you!
Al Bundy's frenzy was still getting started. After taking care of Devon, Al Bundy was now colliding with Phineas Flynn...
...who dropkicked Al Bundy right near the ropes!
Michael Cole: Whoa! Where did Phineas come from!? Al Bundy didn't see it coming!
Joey Styles: That collision almost knocked Al Bundy way over the top rope!
Seeing Al stumble a little bit, Phineas bounced back between the ropes and hoped to eliminate Al Bundy earlier in the match, but it was a mistake.
Thinking about giving the shoe salesman a flying body press, Al Bundy caught Phineas in the air. And as he neared himself close to the ropes, Al Bundy threw Phineas over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in an instant elimination.
JBL: There goes Phineas Flynn!
Michael Cole: This day's not looking so great for Phineas! He's gone from the Rumble!
6th Eliminated: Phineas Flynn; Eliminated by: Al Bundy; Duration: 27:13
After Phineas was disappointed that he was eliminated, Batman tried to sneak attack on Al Bundy by trying to throw him over the top rope.
Luckily for Al Bundy, he managed to hang on with such strength and flipped back inside the ring, successfully avoiding elimination.
Jerry Lawler: How impressive by Al Bundy! He managed to flip himself back over!
Michael Cole: Interesting that Shawn Michaels and Owen Hart used the same technique to avoid elimination and Al Bundy perfected it quite nicely!
As soon as Al Bundy was back inside the ring, he turned around only to see Catwoman standing right before him with a seductive pose.
Seeing Catwoman with her hands around her own curvaceous hips, Al Bundy was so awestruck by her beauty. Al was trying to speak to her, but Catwoman's deadly, yet beautiful eyes forced Al in a state of well-worthy confusion. He was perhaps drooling like a horny wolf.
Catwoman: Mmmmmm... you look so handsome. You be perrrrrrr-fect as my prey...
Al Bundy: *stuttering* I-I think that you should m-m-marry me instead. I'm single and I don't live with m-my red-headed mother.
Al Bundy somehow started to lose it and after moments of staring right into Catwoman's seductive eyes, Al fainted with a thud much to the laughter of the WWE Universe and Jerry Lawler.
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Oh no, Al Bundy fainted!
Joey Styles: Does fainting at somebody so beautiful in leather count as a elimination?
JBL: I don't think it counts, but it sure oughta be!
As Al Bundy was laying down the mat in la-la land, he saw a beautiful figure in black, just hoping that he would greet Al Bundy with his own personal brand of heaven. Was it Catwoman to be exact?
Al Bundy: *now daydreaming* Ah, yes! My beautiful Catwoman. Take me to your breasts...
But unfortunately, it wasn't Catwoman to be exact. As Al Bundy opened his eyes...
...he got hit with a hard legdrop on the top rope courtesy of Steve Urkel!
Michael Cole: Looks like Al ain't daydreaming anymore!
JBL: Looks like his nightmare came to haunt him in the form of Urkel's legdrop!
Meanwhile, as Al Bundy was flopping around the ring due to the damage on his face, 20 seconds had now past as Sting hit right at Batman's face, sending him back to the turnbuckle. And then suddenly, Sting began to go on all fours.
Batman was now woozy and looked up what was now coming right after him. It was Ferb Fletcher dashing with his own two feet, hopping right on Sting's back and hitting Batman with his own body in a Poetry In Motion!
Jim Ross: A Poetry of Motion from Ferb and Batman themselves!
Michael Cole: I'm certain that would be copyright infringement from Matt & Jeff Hardy!
Joey Styles: I think it doesn't really matter at this point. You do what you have to do to win!
As Batman hit the mat from that impact, the countdown clock showed the last 10 seconds, leading to another entrant for the Fanfiction Royal Rumble III.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #17: Mr. Anderson
Western music started to play once again to a handful of boos as another member of the Aces & Eights, Mr. Anderson, got over the barricade and entered the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Uh oh, another member of Aces & Eights!
Mike Tenay: This can't be good for the rest of the contestants! With each member entering, the team is sure to be unstoppable!
JBL: At least it's only five members of Aces & Eights entering. And this is the third member so far!
As Mr. Anderson hit the ring, Dipper Pines hit the loudmouth with a hard fameasser out of nowhere!
Jim Ross: Fameasser from Dipper Pines!
Mike Tenay: Shades of the Bad Ass Billy Gunn!
Jerry Lawler: I think Mr. Anderson ate the mat like he was eating it for lunch!
Mr. Anderson slowly got up on his own two feet, until he was suddenly bumped by Bully Ray, who rammed right into him!
And to add painful results, Devon also rammed right into Bully Ray, who also rammed Mr. Anderson once again! It was like the three members of the Aces & Eights were somehow dominoes.
Joey Styles: Aces & Eights has suddenly become dominoes it seems!
Mike Tenay: I think they're falling in the Rumble and not in a very good way!
Both Devon, Bully Ray and Mr. Anderson was disabled in a doozy state while "The Icon" Sting whipped Al Bundy into the other corner.
But Al Bundy rammed the rest of the members with a football tackle, showing some great double team offense!
Jim Ross: Everyone is going right after Aces & Eights it seems.
Michael Cole: And with that tackle from Al Bundy himself, they're looking a little less ruthless than ever!
As the three members of Aces & Eights all fell down like a trio of dominoes, CM Punk pushed Steve Urkel through the turnbuckle and gave a very intense Shining Wizard right through the kisser of the nerd himself!
And then with nice precision, CM Punk grabbed the back of Urkel's head and ran, only to have Catwoman get a taste of Punk's clothesline in a bulldog/clothesline combination!
Joey Styles: Excellent combination by CM Punk!
JBL: Both the nerd and the cat get put down by Mr. Cult of Personality himself!
Mike Tenay: Yeah, and I don't think he's finished just yet!
CM Punk wasn't done with Urkel just yet. The Straight Edge Savior then picked up Urkel in a Samoan Drop position and neared his body closer to the ropes.
With so much intention from Punk's face, he lifted up the nerd and dropped him right on his face. The impact sent him dangling right on the top rope, but luckily, Urkel was sent down to the mat, therefore preventing elimination much to his relief!
Michael Cole: Punk hits the Go To Sleep, but what a weird landing for Urkel!
Jim Ross: He was nearly close to being eliminated for a second it seemed!
As Urkel was now reeling from the Go To Sleep, the action continued on as Batman was trapped in a 10-punch salute on the turnbuckle by Dipper Pines. Dipper punched him the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, six, seventh and eighth time until Catwoman snuck right behind him and lifted Dipper on her shoulders.
Despite having a slender yet sexy build, Catwoman managed to muster up the strength to try to lift Dipper the best that she could as Batman went up top rope.
Jerry Lawler: Uh oh, is this what I think it is?
Jim Ross: I think I may have a feeling of what this is, indeed!
Batman eyed down Dipper Pines like he was staring down at Joker himself.
With a deep breath, Batman leaped up in the air and managed to hit Dipper Pines successfully with a Doomsday Device! The entire Metlife Stadium crowd went absolutely crazy for that insane double team move and chanted "LOD! LOD! LOD!" in honor of one of the greatest tag teams of all time, The Legion of Doom. Dipper also lost his hat in the process while going down.
Jim Ross: Doomsday Device! Batman hits the Doomsday Device on Dipper Pines!
JBL: And this crowd has absolutely lost it!
Mike Tenay: I think Dipper might have lost his hat in the impact as well! That can't be good!
The last 25 seconds began to display on the titantron as Sting began to grab the baseball bat and eyed down Bully Ray like he was a frightened prisoner. Bully Ray was trying to plead to The Icon not to hit him, but unfortunately, it was gonna happen. The scared Bully Ray sat down on his ass and pleaded for his life.
The East Rutherford crowd wanted to see this kind of karma happen to the leader of the Aces & Eights, and it was gonna be a bitch.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh, looks like Bully Ray's looking to get maimed by the Icon!
Jim Ross: This is the payback Sting's been looking for and it's not gonna be pretty for Bully Ray!
But before Sting was looking to make a hamburger out of Bully Ray's brain...
...he was suddenly caught in a low blow by Mr. Anderson, who turned the Stinger right around and connected with a hard Mic Check on the mat!
Mike Tenay: Oh, but Mr. Anderson had to save his leader at the last second with a Mic Check!
Joey Styles: Sting was so close, but yet so far away!
Michael Cole: Yeah, and it was all thanks to Mr. Anderson at the last moment!
As Mr. Anderson lended his hand to Bully Ray, he got up much to the hatred from the WWE and TNA fans. The boos shook so louder than a volcano trying to erupt. Both Bully Ray and Mr. Anderson flipped off to the fans, in which the boos increased so much and it gotten so loud that it was so hard for the commentators to say what was on their mind.
Jim Ross: Well, I think the fans aren't taking a very huge liking to the Aces & Eights.
JBL: *having the boos drown out his ears* I can't hear anything! What did you say about eggs?
Jerry Lawler: I don't know, but we have another entrant coming up in the last 10 seconds! Who's it gonna be this time?
As the booing finally died down, the rest of the fans looked right at the Rumble clock, anticipating who number 18 was gonna be.
To be continued once again...
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That's another chapter done. So far it's looking good very far, so... let's take a look at some stats!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 17
Entries left: 63
Number of eliminations: 6
People in the ring: 11
Eliminated: Fandango, The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder and Phineas Flynn
In the ring: Al Bundy, Batman, Bully Ray, Catwoman, CM Punk, Devon, Dipper Pines, Ferb Fletcher, Mr. Anderson, Steve Urkel and Sting
Who in fact is number 18, you ask? Well... me and ForeverTheTorturedRebel are not gonna pull any punches. You'll just have to find out until the next chapter. Until then, it's time for a pint! Bottoms up!