FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 6: A Vanessassary Rumble
In the last chapter: Impressive debuts filled the void as "Gravity Falls" Dipper Pines and "Married... With Children" fan favorite Al Bundy made their presence known, not to mention two more members of the Aces and Eights made their way to the Rumble, namely Devon and Mr. Anderson. Zack Ryder's face turned into hamburger thanks to a post-elimination beatdown by the Aces & Eights while the Big Show became a victim of an unfortunate elimination by Batman, Catwoman and Steve Urkel (WTF?). Will more crazy stuff occur in the biggest and yet baddest Royal Rumble in history?
Rated T for violence and language.
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All of Metlife Stadium turned to the countdown clock as it started ticking its last 10 seconds.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #18: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Michael Cole: Okay, is this a joke? A teenage girl is now entering this? This Rumble's gonna look like a high-school drama, I swear.
JBL: Oh waah waah, Cole. I'm certain you don't watch much Phineas and Ferb on a daily basis!
Michael Cole: Hey, at least I got cable and yet I still don't watch the show!
Joey Styles: At least tape it in your DVR next time! Either way Vanessa Doofenshmirtz is ready to make in impact in the Rumble!
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, the daughter of evil genius and soon-to-be contestant Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, sprinted to the ring, but decided to enter in the most interesting way... up the top rope and awaiting for Bully Ray to turn right around.
And as he did, Vanessa surprised everyone by leaping from the top rope and hitting Bully Ray with a top rope hurricanrana!
Joey Styles: *shocked* OH MY GOD! VANESSA WITH A HURRICANRANA!
Michael Cole: You really gotta be kidding me!
Mike Tenay: Bully Ray sure is a heavy one, but the move Vanessa did to the leader of Aces & Eights made him light in an instant!
When Vanessa got up however, she noticed Devon trying to strike her down with a clothesline. Vanessa did the right thing by ducking down just in time and bouncing through rope after rope.
And when Devon tried to clothesline her again, Vanessa ducked, but to wrap her legs on Devon's head, spin around and hit a successful tilt-a-whirl hurricanrana!
Jim Ross: Tilt-a-whirl hurricanrana by Vanessa Doofenshmirtz!
Jerry Lawler: Those kinds of moves made me wish Lita was still in the WWE!
As the rest of the Aces & Eights all stood stunned because of Vanessa's mysterious fighting ability, back at the second ring however, Steve Urkel was busy sending elbow drops to the chest of the Dark Knight. Urkel was starting to fight back in the Rumble after a very rough start.
JBL: Look at the nerd go with elbow after elbow!
Michael Cole: Those kinds of elbows are reminiscent of current World Heavyweight Champion, Dolph Ziggler!
And as Urkel was about to hit the final elbow drop on the Caped Crusader, he was speared by an oncoming Al Bundy, who nearly tore the nerd right in half!
Jim Ross: MY GAWD! What a spear by the shoe salesman!
Michael Cole: Urkel may not feel his legs thanks to that impact!
Meanwhile, somewhere around the ring, Dipper Pines and Ferb Fletcher tried his best to eliminate Bully Ray right after Vanessa hit the leader of the Aces & Eights with a hurricanrana earlier on in the match.
Despite the fact that they were a little short, Dipper and Ferb kept on running like crazy and pushing, just to get Bully Ray over the top rope.
Mike Tenay: I think Ferb and Dipper are gonna try to eliminate Bully Ray here!
JBL: It's not gonna work. There is absolutely no way that they're gonna get it done. Bully Ray is a big guy.
Dipper and Ferb had him over for good measurement until Devon made the save by hitting both of them with a huge ball-point hammer.
JBL: See, told you they wouldn't send Bully Ray over.
Michael Cole: Yeah, and it was all thanks to Devon.
There was now 45 seconds approaching until the next competitor was about to come out. Meanwhile, both Vanessa Doofenshmirtz and Sting were busy double teaming Catwoman as Sting hooked both Catwoman in a tiger suplex formation.
Vanessa started throwing punch after punch right at the feline's gut.
Jim Ross: This is interesting! Catwoman is being used like a punching bag, it seems!
Jerry Lawler: And Vanessa is hitting each shot successfully!
But before Vanessa's fist can go straight into Catwoman's face, her arm was suddenly grabbed by Batman, who connected very well with a Jeff Jarrett-like facebuster on the floor.
Right around the same time, Catwoman kicked Sting right in the family jewels!
Mike Tenay: Suffice to say, Batman just saved Catwoman's life for another day.
Michael Cole: Yeah, and I think Sting may choke up some kind of hairball because of that kick! That was nasty!
Joey Styles: Makes me realize that I've still got kids, even though I don't wanna have any...
After Catwoman dusted herself off a bit, the 45 seconds soon turned into 20 seconds as Al Bundy and CM Punk tried their best to lift up Steve Urkel in a top-rope superplex. Al and Punk hit Urkel right in the face until his brain was all jumbled like a puzzle.
Jim Ross: Looks like we could see a double top-rope superplex!
Jerry Lawler: But somehow, Urkel's hanging on to the ropes. Nerd must be tougher than an anvil with glasses!
Both Al Bundy and CM Punk began tugging harder, but the heart of Urkel was still too much to contain.
But luck somehow was on Urkel's side when Vanessa hit both Al Bundy and CM Punk with a chair. Although it brought out boos a little bit from the Metlife Stadium crowd, nevertheless Vanessa had saved Urkel's life. And then, Vanessa did something so shocking that it brought out a huge ovation from the crowd as Vanessa both grabbed one-half of Al and Punk's legs and sent them slamming for a double powerbomb!
Joey Styles: *in surprise* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Vanessa just powerbombed Al Bundy and CM Punk at the same time!
Mike Tenay: I didn't know Vanessa had such strength! After all, it was Punk and Al Bundy both on the middle rope! So that was maybe luck!
As the rest of the crowd chanted "Holy S**t" because of Vanessa's test of freakish strength, the countdown clock started to appear once again, ticking to it's next 10 seconds.
Michael Cole: This is turning out into one crazy Rumble! Who is number #19 gonna be?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #19: Robbie E
After the buzzer sounded, club music started to play out as the rest of the fans started fist pumping. And then, the next entrant, Robbie E from TNA, started to run down the ramp.
Jerry Lawler: *bored* Oh no...
Michael Cole: This guy? Of all who entered Fanfiction Royal Rumble III, it just had to be this Ryder ripoff?
JBL: I can already tell that this is gonna be sad...
Robbie E finally got right in the ring and started hitting down Ferb Fletcher repeatedly and then Dipper Pines with such hard shots to the back. He was attacking just like an irritating stray cat it seemed.
Mike Tenay: Robbie E quickly going to work on both Ferb and Dipper!
Jim Ross: I admit, he's looking pretty strong out there!
As Robbie E turned to the fans yelling out "OHHH!" to a negative response from this East Rutherford crowd...
...he was suddenly caught by surprise by both Batman and Catwoman, who caught Robbie E and just threw him over the top rope and on the floor, resulting in a very quick elimination!
JBL: Told ya!
Joey Styles: Well, so long Robbie E!
Mike Tenay: That was a quick ride form Robbie E! His party is over quickly before he even got started!
7th Elimination: Robbie E; Eliminated by: Batman and Catwoman; Duration: 0:14
As Robbie E was growling and complaining in anger that he never even got a chance, he finally left.
Meanwhile, back at ring #1, Sting was busy with Mr. Anderson as he grabbed the loudmouth's legs. The Icon looked right to the crowd, who became hungry with anticipation of what Sting was gonna do next.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh, could this be it?
Michael Cole: I think he might! He's gonna hit the Scorpion Death Lock!
As Sting locked both Mr. Anderson's legs together, The Icon turned him over and sat on his back while he locked in the pain.
The pain was so endearing to Mr. Anderson that he was trying to reach over to the ropes, but it wasn't doing any good. It was like having a machine sit right on you until you can even move.
Joey Styles: I sure as hell do not want to be Mr. Anderson right at this point!
Jerry Lawler: Mr. Anderson is tapping out, but the rules of this match states that you must throw your opponent over the top rope! Submission doesn't count!
JBL: Maybe, but Sting's gonna leave him incapacitated enough to be thrown out!
Knowing that Mr. Anderson could not take the pain anymore, Devon took his ballpoint hammer and just whacked Sting clean in the back!
Mike Tenay: Ow! Bully Ray with a shot to Sting's back!
Joey Styles: And Mr. Anderson gets saved by his leader!
After Sting was feeling the shot, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz had Al Bundy right on the turnbuckle as he stuck her boot right into Al Bundy's face, therefore making the shoe salesman suffocate. Bundy was trying to find room to breathe, but he couldn't find an air duct somewhere.
The look on Al Bundy's face was horrifying since he didn't want to be anywhere near shoes or boots, knowing that he had a phobia of women's feet once.
Michael Cole: Nice foot choke by Doofenshmirtz here! And I think Al Bundy's eating the wrong side of her boot.
Jim Ross: I think he's used to that, considering that he sells women's shoes much to his displeasure!
As Vanessa was still choking the life right out of Al Bundy, Steve Urkel tried his best to save Al Bundy's life...
...but Vanessa thought quickly and gave a nice swift kick to Urkel's face, which sorta sent his glasses flying!
Joey Styles: *surprise* OH SH- Vanessa almost nearly took Urkel's head off!
JBL: Brilliant move by Vanessa! I applaud that in her!
Mike Tenay: Urkel hasn't been getting too much of a break it seems!
A minute had now passed in the Rumble as CM Punk was now tangling with Ferb Fletcher, who seems to be dominating all over the Straight Edge superstar with roundhouse kicks of his own.
Punk was right on his knees and Ferb's feet was repeatedly hitting him in the chest repeatedly, while a couple of fans chanted "Yes!" to each kick.
Jim Ross: Look at the sound of Ferb's kicks hitting CM Punk! He must've watched a lot of Daniel Bryan matches in his spare time!
Michael Cole: Sounds like a nail being sledgehammered!
As Ferb was about to go for the last kick however, CM Punk thought twice and grabbed Ferb in an uranage position!
After Punk seemed to rock bottom Ferb, he wrapped the kid's arm around his head and locked it in for the Anaconda Vice! The pain that Ferb was feeling from this submission move was excruciating at best. Punk was just inches away from dislocating Ferb's arm.
Jerry Lawler: Punk hits the Anaconda Vice! And Ferb's feeling an ounce of that pain.
JBL: He's gonna rip the green out of that kid. And let me tell you, that could be a very nasty thing when you go up against Punk.
Joey Styles: There may not be anywhere for Ferb to go!
After being locked in the submission move for a good amount of time, Ferb was finally saved by Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, who stomped right on Punk's head for good measure and finally broke out of the hold.
Ferb was helped to his feet thanks to Vanessa. The green-haired Brit couldn't quite help but blush at the side of her. And why not? She was just so pretty and gorgeous that it made Ferb want to faint.
Michael Cole: Vanessa just saved Ferb from that Anaconda Vice!
Jim Ross: I think Ferb may be smitten with her it seems!
Jerry Lawler: He may not be able to continue on to the Rumble it seems. Vanessa may have eliminated Ferb with her beauty!
As Ferb somehow fainted to the rest of the fans laughter knowing that he lost a staredown to Vanessa, the countdown clock started to appear, indicating that humber 20 was gonna be on his way!
Mike Tenay: Here comes number 20 now! Who's it gonna be?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!* (A/N: I'm probably gonna get some hate for this...)
Entrant #20: Clawdeen Wolf (Monster High)
Michael Cole: *clueless by her appearance* Oh-kay... this is starting to get weird. Is that some kind of wolfgirl?
Jerry Lawler: I'm pretty sure that she is a girl and she is a werewolf, so I think it makes extra sense.
Joey Styles: How in the hell is she wearing that type of clothing on a family show? Looks like a "Twilight" reject turned into a porn star!
Hearing catcalls and wolf howls from this East Rutherford crowd, the 20th entrant, Clawdeen Wolf from the Monster High series, ran down the ramp and immediately got inside the ring.
Looking right at the competition for a good second or two, Clawdeen found Catwoman, who was busy trying her best to eliminate Bully Ray from this Rumble. Catwoman nearly got Bully Ray over and out before Clawdeen snuck up behind her and lifted Catwoman over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in Clawdeen's first elimination!
Jim Ross: Catwoman is out! Catwoman has been eliminated!
Michael Cole: Catwoman may have nine lives, but you only get one life in the Rumble! And she isn't happy about it!
8th Elimination: Catwoman; Eliminated by: Clawdeen Wolf; Duration: 20:13
Catwoman now walked out of ringside angry and disappointed because of her elimination. After having the job done against Catwoman, Clawdeen now went to work on Dipper Pines who then connected with a very hard DDT!
JBL: And Clawdeen hits a DDT on Dipper!
Mike Tenay: I think Dipper's head may have been 'dipped' from that move there!
After successfully nailing Dipper with that DDT, Mr. Anderson snook up right behind Clawdeen and got her with a sleeper hold. But somehow, that was a mistake.
Having trapped in the sleeper hold, Clawdeen angrily bit the arm of Mr. Anderson and hit another DDT!
Joey Styles: Another DDT by Clawdeen!
Michael Cole: And Mr. Anderson just got bit by that wolf thing! Mr. Anderson is gonna need a rabies shot for sure!
Jim Ross: You do realize her name is Clawdeen, right?
Michael Cole: Why should I know? At least I ain't the one who doesn't play with dolls!
Clawdeen was suddenly building momentum as she then saw Sting trying to pull off a top rope suplex right on Devon who started hitting him down, in prevention not to be slammed from the turnbuckle.
Devon got Sting down for the time being, but for Clawdeen to suddenly leap to the top rope and nail Devon with a top rope frankensteiner! The rest of the fans let out a roaring ovation for Clawdeen's amazing stunt!
Joey Styles: *in surprise* OH MY GOD!
Mike Tenay: Impressive leap by Clawdeen! And she hit the move perfectly!
JBL: *impressed* That kind of leap would make Shelton Benjamin look 5 years old!
Meanwhile, right inside Ring #1, Steve Urkel, Al Bundy and CM Punk decided to team up together and eliminate Bully Ray from the contest. This was pretty much a dream team full of Chicago's finest men. Without his Aces & Eights members to save him, Bully Ray was now defenseless!
Mike Tenay: Check this out! We may see Bully Ray get eliminated here!
Michael Cole: There's exactly no way for Bully Ray to get help now! Mr. Anderson and Devon are both down!
As Bully Ray slid down from the ropes, luck just happened to save him again.
Right under the ring, the other member of Aces & Eights which happened to be D.O.C. came up under the ring and threw a fist at both Punk, Urkel and Al. Once again, Bully Ray was saved, much to the total disgust of everyone in East Rutherford.
Jim Ross: And Bully Ray is saved once again.
Joey Styles: I don't understand this! D.O.C.'s not even supposed to be here. The rest of the Aces & Eights were sent back to their dressing room!
JBL: D.O.C. is in the Rumble, but he ain't even a legal contestant yet!
Michael Cole: I think the referees didn't even see D.O.C. get under the ring as the rest of the members were leaving!
Bully Ray and D.O.C. shook hands in appreciation as right at the other ring, Batman lifted up Dipper Pines in a huge powerbomb.
With such power, Batman slammed the hat-wearing youngster into oblivion!
Jerry Lawler: YOUCH! What a hard powerbomb Dipper took!
Joey Styles: It's kinda like a bomb exploding and destroying everything in sight!
Mike Tenay: Yeah, and now it's destroying Dipper every chance Batman gets.
But Batman wasn't finished yet with Dipper. The Dark Knight then lifted him up once again and slammed him for a second powerbomb! The entire WWE Universe all chanted 'One More Time' because of this little spectacle that they were now watching.
JBL: Another powerbomb! Batman is just smashing Dipper like a tasty watermelon!
Jim Ross: I think that may even be enough to have Dipper eliminated from this match!
Not having to let down the fans one bit, Batman lifted up Dipper Pines once again for another powerbomb. But just as a third powerbomb was on the horizon...
...Dipper finally managed to counter with an unexpected hurricanrana which sent Batman's cowl hitting the turnbuckle!
Joey Styles: We were about to see a third powerbomb, but Dipper was smart enough to counter the move!
JBL: Dipper is sure most likely to get on a stretcher by the time this is over and done with!
The last 20 seconds ticked down to the next competitor as Ferb Fletcher suddenly got up from the fainting spell that Vanessa Doofenshmirtz laid out on him.
But when Ferb suddenly turned right around, he was hit by a 3D Death Drop courtesy of Devon and Bully Ray!
Jim Ross: Ferb Fletcher gets hit with a 3D!
Jerry Lawler: That staring of his from Vanessa definitely took a lot out of him, I'll tell you that!
As Ferb was laid down painfully on to the mat, the countdown clock began to play out once again. The entire crowd all counted down to it's last 10 seconds, indicating that another entrant was about to make his/her way.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #21: D.O.C.
Hearing that familiar Aces & Eights music to a round of boos, the big man known as D.O.C. came up from under the ring and entered inside the ring with another ballpoint hammer in hand.
Joey Styles: Oh no! Not another one!
JBL: That makes it the fourth member of the Aces & Eights entering.
Mike Tenay: And with every number increasing, Aces & Eights are gonna be impossible to stop!
As soon as D.O.C. entered the ring, CM Punk kicked D.O.C. right in the leg as he dropped his hammer. Punk kept on kicking the crap out of the Doctor Of Chaos as he now remained motionless in the turnbuckle.
Not even having to hesistate, Punk gave D.O.C. a shining Wizard followed by a Running Bulldog.
Jim Ross: Punk with a running bulldog!
Jerry Lawler: Oh, man... you know what's coming up next!
Joey Styles: I agree and the fans are starting to love what's about to come up!
As D.O.C. finally got up on his two feet, Punk lifted D.O.C. in a Samoan Drop position. The entire WWE fans were going crazy as CM Punk turned to them and spoke out loudly while still holding D.O.C. by his shoulders.
CM Punk: *to the crowd* Best in the world!
But before CM Punk can make D.O.C. go right to sleep instantly, Bully Ray game up and hit CM Punk in the back with his signature steel chain. That attack forced thousands of cheers from fans to turn into a couple of earth-shattering boos.
Mike Tenay: CM Punk nearly had D.O.C. for a moment until Bully Ray cheap-shot him from behind.
JBL: Well, there was no way Punk was gonna put D.O.C. to sleep, so Bully Ray had no choice but to help him out!
As Punk squealed in pain because of the chain shot to the back, both Bully Ray, Devon, Mr. Anderson and D.O.C. dragged CM Punk over the top rope.
Without any second, Punk had now pummeted into the floor, resulting in the Second City Savior being eliminated from the Rumble to another round of boos.
Jim Ross: Well it seems to me, Punk has been eliminated by the Aces & Eights!
Jerry Lawler: Looks like these fans aren't liking that decision, but nevertheless, it's gonna stand!
JBL: These boos are so loud, I can hardly understand what you guys are saying!
9th Elimination: CM Punk; Eliminated by: Bully Ray, Devon, D.O.C. and Mr. Anderson; Duration: 32:52
His reaction to being eliminated by a group of thugs couldn't be more clear. He looked right at the re-entry flags and then right over to Bully Ray and his thugs, pointing at them and telling them that he would be back.
Michael Cole: Something tells me that we might be seeing Punk again if he gets a re-entry flag later on tonight.
Joey Styles: I think Aces & Eights are getting that message pretty simple!
As the entire Aces & Eights turned right around, they were both greeted by Steve Urkel, who was showing the ruthless gang of biker thugs his fancy footwork.
Complete with a nice boxing pose, Urkel spoke down on the rest of the Aces & Eights, who stared at the nerd with a nice 'WTF?' expression.
Steve Urkel: Come on, ya bikers! I ain't afraid of you whatsoever! Show me what ya got!
Doing that irritating footwork once again, both Devon, Bully Ray, D.O.C. and Mr. Anderson laughed at one another as not too long ago, Urkel started to punch right at the stomach of D.O.C. The hit of course, definitely had no effect on him. It was useless.
Jim Ross: What in the hell was Urkel thinking?
Joey Styles: I don't really know, but I think Urkel might regret having to piss Aces & Eights off!
JBL: I hate to say this, but it's nice knowing you, Urk-Man!
Irritated, Devon and Bully Ray tugged the back of Urkel's pants, and gave him one hell of a wedgie! Talk about nerd abuse!
And after the wedgie was over and done with, Bully Ray and Devon instantly threw Urkel over the top rope and onto the floor resulting in an instant elimination!
Michael Cole: The nerd is gone!
JBL: And he's snorting away a loser! I love it!
10th Elimination: Steve Urkel; Eliminated by: Bully Ray and Devon; Duration: 19:22
As Urkel walked away disappointed, the rest of the Aces & Eights was trying to find another victim to beat out on.
In ring #2 meanwhile, both Clawdeen Wolf and Al Bundy were busy trying to double team Batman to their advantage. They both wrapped Batman's arms around their shoulders and tried to lift, but Batman's leg was wrapped around Al Bundy, therefore failing the double suplex.
Mike Tenay: It seems like Clawdeen and Al are gonna try to suplex the Dark Knight, but look at Batman's hold his ground.
JBL: Despite the punishment taken to him lately, Batman's one hell of a fighter!
Both Al and Clawdeen began to rough up the Caped Crusader a bit with double axe handle shots. After he was rusted up enough, the twosome wrapped the Dark Knight around and tried to lift him up. But this time, it was successfully done...
...only to have Sting grab Batman just in time from the impact as both Al Bundy and Clawdeen Wolf turn around and eat a spear/clothesline combination. Clawdeen was speared by Batman and Al ate a clothesline via Sting.
Jim Ross: Excellent double impact by Batman and Sting!
Jerry Lawler: Both Clawdeen and Al are gonna feel it rocking inside them for a long time!
Michael Cole: Well if that wolf-chick keeps this kind of damage up, she might have to howl through a breathing tube!
Time went by so fast as 20 seconds was displayed on the titantron.
Around the apron meanwhile, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz was suddenly blinded by Dipper Pines as the youngster eye-poked her right in the eyes and suddenly bumped into something right behind her. When Vanessa turned around however, she was scared straight by the members of Aces & Eights.
As Devon threatened to punch her, Vanessa flinched and fell right on her ass and started to back away to the turnbuckle while those four thugs approached her slowly. The numbers game was not on Vanessa's side at this moment.
Bully Ray: *to Vanessa* Don't worry. I promise you this won't last long, Sweetie.
Vanessa: *to Bully Ray, feeling a little scared* Get away from me! I hardly did anything to you!
Mike Tenay: *frightened* Oh, no... somebody's gotta stop this! And fast!
JBL: They're gonna turn Vanessa into a victim here!
Jerry Lawler: I can't even stand to watch what's about to happen here! At least the countdown's starting!
As the rest of the Aces & Eights cracked their knuckles, Vanessa rolled herself into a ball and saw the last 10 seconds tick away to the 22nd entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
As the buzzer sounded, there seemed to be silence all over Metlife Stadium. Both Bully Ray and the members of the Aces & Eights finally took their focus off of Vanessa and looked right at the titantron, hoping that someone would come out and save her.
Jim Ross: No one's coming out.
JBL: Maybe someone quit at the last second and left the stadium altogether.
Joey Styles: *looking up above* Wait a minute, who's that coming down?
Joey's words could've been more right. Up above the lights happened to be a man with brown hair, gray hoodie, gray pants and holding a singapore cane in hand. He came down to the rafters and landed right in the center of the ring to a surprising ovation. From Vanessa's standpoint, she looked right to her savior and found out that it was the 22nd entrant known as...
Entrant #22: Monty Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
Jim Ross: *shocked* MY GAWD! It's Monty Monogram from "Phineas and Ferb"!
Mike Tenay: Monty just came down from the rafters! What an entrance this guy made in the Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: Thank goodness Monty Monogram came in the nick of time! He's here to save Vanessa from the Aces & Eights!
With an angry smirk, Monty pointed his singapore cane to every member of the Aces & Eights, and gave them a threatening glare.
Monty Monogram: *angrily to Bully Ray and Devon* C'mon... show me what you can do...
To be continued once again...
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Now that Monty Monogram nearly saved Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from certain destruction, we got some stats for you! Heeeeeere we go!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 22
Entries left: 58
Number of eliminations: 10
People in the ring: 12
Eliminated: Fandango, The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk and Steve Urkel
In the ring: Al Bundy, Batman, Bully Ray, Clawdeen Wolf, Devon, Dipper Pines, D.O.C. Ferb Fletcher, Monty Monogram, Mr. Anderson, Sting and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Next chapter is gonna me more awesome than the last. So keep tuned and keep on truckin'! Oh, and Ryback Rules.