FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 7: Raining Kats and Road Doggs
In the last chapter: New faces were among the fray as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from "Phineas and Ferb" and Clawdeen Wolf from "Monster High" all made their presence known. However, Robbie E wasn't so lucky as he was thrown out of the ring by both Batman and Catwoman in record time. Tough luck, bro. But when Vanessa was cornered by four of the Aces & Eights, her boyfriend Monty Monogram came to the rescue just in time. What will be the aftermath of this intense showdown?
Rated T for violence and language.
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Both Bully Ray, Devon, Mr. Anderson and D.O.C. all were frightened of the fact that Monty Monogram threatened to use that Singapore cane on all of them if they managed to get their hands on a scared Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. They weren't scared at first, but they soon shook it off as Bully Ray shouted to one of his members.
Bully Ray: *to D.O.C.* Get this punk, now!
It was a huge mistake. As D.O.C. began to charge right at Monty, the second generation son of Major Monogram struck D.O.C. in the head with the cane!
Jim Ross: And D.O.C. gets whacked by Monty!
Jerry Lawler: Sounds like a baseball bat getting broken on impact!
As their associate went down with a thud, Mr. Anderson and Devon charged right at the cane-swinging Monty. But the result was the same. Monty caned Devon in the ribs and caned Mr. Anderson right on the forehead.
Michael Cole: And Monty strikes down Mr. Anderson and Devon!
JBL: Bully Ray can't even believe his own eyes!
After the rest of the Aces and Eights members, minus Bully Ray, went down with a thud, Monty Monogram pointed his cane right at Bully Ray. The leader was gonna back off from the turnbuckles.
But his mistake was now realized when Vanessa pushed Bully Ray right into Monty, who ducked down and gave Bully Ray a back body drop right into the mat! And when Bully Ray got right up, he was greeted by a shot of Monty's kendo stick!
Joey Styles: Bully Ray gets cracked!
Mike Tenay: The rest of the Aces & Eights are falling, thanks to Monty Monogram!
Joey Styles: No kidding! He's pretty much Sandman'd them as far as he's concerned!
After a quick peck on the lips coming from Vanessa herself because of the way that Monty saved her life, they decided to team up against Al Bundy, who didn't look too intimidated by the couple.
Al Bundy: *to Monty, chuckling* Heh... you got a nice catch. Enjoy 'em while you can. Because when you marry them, they'll be hooked to nothing but Oprah and Bon Bons.
Both Monty and Vanessa didn't take well to Al Bundy's words. So in response, as Al Bundy was laughing, Vanessa connected the shoe salesman with a kick to the ballsack while Monty connected Al with a hard cane shot to the forehead.
Jim Ross: Uh oh, I think Al Bundy may have regretted that mistake one bit!
JBL: Bad mistake there, Bundy!
As Al Bundy was still holding his head in pain, Clawdeen Wolf was busy with Batman in the turnbuckle.
She then lifted up the Dark Knight and climbed up to the top rope hoping to pull off a hurricanrana.
Michael Cole: We may see a hurricanrana here from Clawdeen!
Mike Tenay: I think she plans to do just that!
And as Clawdeen leaped on top of Batman's shoulders, she tried to roll backward...
...but suddenly, Batman hung on to her, which forced Clawdeen to dangle upside down. This forced a 'You F**ked Up' chant from the WWE Universe.
Joey Styles: Clawdeen tried to go for it, but now it looks like she's stuck to Batman!
Jerry Lawler: This could be a mistake there! I think Batman's looking to powerbomb Clawdeen six feet under!
With such power, Batman muscled up Clawdeen and just like an atomic bomb...
...the Dark Knight leaped and powerbombed her to oblivion, nearly shaking the entire ring itself.
Joey Styles: *screaming* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Dear gawd, Clawdeen might have broken her back on the way down!
JBL: Still a better love story than Twilight, but Clawdeen's getting no love in this Rumble.
Clawdeen was just rolling around in agony, as right inside ring #2, Dipper Pines was busy brawling with the Icon known as Sting with nice boxing shots to the ribs, showing everyone his fancy footwork.
Michael Cole: Look at this! Dipper's shuffling his feet!
Mike Tenay: I think he's doing little Ali here! We've seen Rainbow Dash do something like this at the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
After Sting was good and ready, Dipper tried to swing for a Von Erich tornado punch. But knowing the Icon that he was, Sting ducked down and threw Dipper over the top rope with a back body drop.
In panicked fashion, Dipper managed to hang on to the middle rope and tried not to have both of his feet touch the floor. He was wobbling like a wall rope to be exact.
Jim Ross: Dipper's about mere inches away from touching the floor!
JBL: I don't think there's anywhere for Dipper to go here!
But luckily, after several seconds of struggling and heaving, Dipper's little butt managed to sit right on the apron and got up on his two feet.
He then went to the top rope and eyed Sting, gesturing him to come over here. The Icon turned around as Dipper pulled out a huge missile dropkick straight to Sting's face.
Mike Tenay: Dipper connects with a huge missile dropkick.
Michael Cole: He was lucky enough to escape elimination for a moment there!
Jerry Lawler: Dipper's just flying like a star here tonight!
As 20 seconds were about to tick down to the next entrant, both Monty and Vanessa weren't quite done with the Aces & Eights just yet. The pairing picked up Mr. Anderson and sent him to the turnbuckle, so that the twosome can pick him up and pull off a double team maneuver.
Both Monty and Vanessa then got him into a top-rope Superplex formation and lifted him up to the best of their ability, but only for Mr. Anderson's foot to be lodged in the ring pole, indicating that they couldn't get the loudmouth up for a double superplex.
JBL: I think the lovebirds are trying to lift Mr. Anderson, but it's not working here!
Joey Styles: Mr. Anderson is hanging on! Nothing is gonna get him to budge!
Michael Cole: As long as Montessa are trying, let's see who number 23 is!
As Monty and Vanessa were trying to lift Mr. Anderson again, the countdown clock displayed and ticked to its last 10 seconds, revealing it's 23rd entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #23: Mike Knox
Mike Tenay: Here comes trouble, folks!
JBL: And it's in the form of the fifth member of the Aces & Eights, Mike Knox! That's all 5 members that's gonna be in, minus D'Lo, Garett and Wes Brisco.
Jerry Lawler: Nothing good is ever going to come out of this, I swear!
Mike Knox, the angry and bearded member of the Aces & Eights, came out of the barricade to a roaring number of boos and grabbed one of the ball-point hammers Devon threw at him. He capitalized by hitting Monty right in the arm.
As the second generation Monogram held his arm in pain, both he and Vanessa were now being carried over both Bully Ray and Devon's shoulders in an Electric Chair position and fell back, both slamming Monty and Vanessa's bodies on the mat.
Michael Cole: Both Monty and Vanessa fell hard thanks to Bully Ray and Devon.
JBL: Somebody get a spatula, because this couple just got served well done!
They weren't quite done with the twosome just yet. Mike Knox and Devon dragged Monty's body to the center so that Mr. Anderson can pull off a top-rope move with perfect accuracy.
Mr. Anderson leaped and hit Monty Monogram with a Kenton Bomb!
Jim Ross: Mr. Anderson nails a Senton Bomb over the top rope. It's been a while since he hit that move!
Jerry Lawler: You might not like Mr. Anderson, but he can be one hell of a high-flyer!
Michael Cole: And look at this "Kennedy" chant they're giving out to him! This is insane!
As Mr. Anderson was eating up the "Kennedy! Kennedy! Kennedy!" chants given out to him, he turned right around...
...only to end up eating a flying roundhouse kick coming from Ferb Fletcher! That kicked nearly knocked the teeth of Mr. Anderson's straight into orbit!
Jerry Lawler: What a huge kick from Ferb himself!
Joey Styles: I swear the Statue of Liberty heard it from here!
As soon as Ferb knocked the taste out of Mr. Anderson, Mike Knox came out of nowhere and soon hit a clothesline, knocking the green right out of Ferb.
Jim Ross: Ferb was looking red hot until he got taken down a peg by the monstrous Mike Knox.
Jerry Lawler: That beard's a bit disturbing. Looks like Grizzly Adams and an ogre combined. It's not very pretty!
Right around the second ring, Dipper Pines and Batman were trying desperately to get rid of Al Bundy. They were about to body slam him over the top rope and onto the floor, but the shoe salesman thought quickly and hung on to the ropes.
Screaming for his life at the thought of being eliminated, Al Bundy's son Bud Bundy suddenly came from the stands and tossed something to his helpless father, which happened to be a wallet.
JBL: Wait a minute, did that guy toss something something to his father right now? That's illegal!
Mike Tenay: I don't think the referees saw that from a vantage view!
JBL: That's ridiculous! What in the heck is Al Bundy gonna do with that wallet, hit people with it. That doesn't cause a damn case of damage there!
Still feeling helpless, Al Bundy managed to let go of one hand and opened his wallet in the next. He then showed Dipper and Batman a gruesome image that ended up blinding them both as if their eyes were fried. It was a picture of his wife's fatass of a mother.
Michael Cole: Both Dipper and Batman seemed to be blinded by something, but I can't see it from here.
Jim Ross: I think it's Al Bundy's fat mother-in-law! He pretty much takes the whole picture!
Joey Styles: It may be a nasty sight, but at least it's effective!
Batman was mostly affected by the grotesque picture. But Al Bundy saw this and capitalized by throwing the Dark Knight right over the top rope and onto the floor, much to the rest of the WWE Universe's shock!
Jim Ross: *screaming* DEAR GAWD, BATMAN'S OUT! BATMAN IS OUT!
Michael Cole: The Dark Knight has been eliminated by the shoe salesman!
Mike Tenay: That was totally unexpected! Batman managed to stay as long for 39 minutes. The longest so far!
11th Eliminated: Batman; Eliminated by: Al Bundy; Duration: 39:42
Disappointed, Batman took his grappling hook and flew away as the East Rutherford crowd gave him a tremendous ovation for his effort.
Meanwhile, back inside the ring, Clawdeen Wolf was slowly starting to get up from that hard top-rope powerbomb when she was approached by the leader and vice president of the Aces & Eights, Bully Ray and Devon. Stancing themselves from one another, Clawdeen turned right around as he was picked up by Devon and was slammed with a huge 3D Death Drop!
Mike Tenay: 3D right on Clawdeen Wolf!
JBL: She might have been put down at the moment!
Jerry Lawler: I don't know about you, but I'm anxious to see what number 24's gonna do! Here comes the clock.
As Clawdeen was rendered unconscious from the 3D, both Bully Ray, Devon and the rest of the members all looked at the titantron, noticing the last 10 seconds ticking down to the next entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #24: Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Michael Cole: *complaining* Great. Just what we needed... another kid! This is turning into preschool here!
Jerry Lawler: Oh, knock it off, Cole. I'm even surprised you didn't even know anything about "Gravity Falls"!
Joey Styles: It wouldn't hurt me if you watched more Disney Channel once in a life, Cole! Anyway, here comes Mabel Pines!
Drinking what seemed to be a patch of Smile Dip, the 24th entrant which was Mabel Pines of "Gravity Falls" fame, came skipping down the aisle and not too long ago, grabbed something from under the ring.
JBL: I think Mabel may be searching for something under the ring.
Michael Cole: I hope it's a paperbag to go over her face, because those braces of hers are creeping me out...
After seconds of searching around, Mabel pulled out what seemed to be some sort of Mini Bedazzler Tool. Michael Cole kept on complaining about the weapon Mabel was gonna do to her opponents.
Michael Cole: You gotta be kidding me! First, it was a wallet, and now it's some sort of bedazzler? What kind of messed-up Rumble is this!?
Jim Ross: Definitely not a normal Rumble, I presume...
As soon as Mabel finally got into the ring, the first person to approach him was Mr. Anderson.
With a sick smirk, Mr. Anderson was about to get his hands on Mabel when suddenly...
...the twin sister of Dipper Pines stapled the loudmouth's head with the mini Bedazzler tool!
Jerry Lawler: Mabel just bedazzled the head of Mr. Anderson there!
Michael Cole: I can't believe Mr. Anderson was so affected by some kind of childish stapler!
Mike Knox was the next man to approach little Mabel Pines. But he was just as unlucky as Mr. Anderson was.
Mabel's bedazzler gun hit Knox right in the mother-regions. Mike Knox cringed heavily, feeling the nail go right into his sack.
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD! MABEL JUST STAPLED KNOX'S SACK!
Jim Ross: Imagine what that really feels like if it was us!
JBL: I'm certain that Mike Knox might not want kids for a long time.
Meanwhile, as Dipper Pines finally restored his sight, he saw Mabel and started to attack both Bully Ray and Devon with hard-hit punches, bringing the crowd to cheers! It was quite the matchup to be exact!
Michael Cole: Dipper and Mabel are now unloading on Bully Ray and Devon!
JBL: Hard to believe the shots from their little fists are being so effective!
As both Dipper and Mabel tried to irish whip both Bully and Devon, the two men from Aces & Eights counter-whipped the twin brother and sister into the ropes and tried to hit a clothesline...
...but both Dipper and Mabel ducked down and bounced right back into the former Tag Team Champions, therefore hitting a twin flying body press.
But the only mistake was that Bully Ray and Devon had caught both Dipper and Mabel mid-air. As they were holding them, the brothers cackled at each other with evil smirks on their faces.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh, they caught Dipper and Mabel at a bad time there!
JBL: I think they're looking to put them back in their cradles where they belong!
As they were thinking about slamming Dipper and Mabel to oblivion, both Monty and Vanessa got right back up as they saw a helpless Dipper and Mabel being carried by both Bully Ray and Devon.
Without no hesistation, Monty and Vanessa dropkicked the backs of Dipper and Mabel which forced their bodies to land right on top of a fallen Devon and Bully Ray.
Jim Ross: Excellent move by Montessa themselves!
Jerry Lawler: That finally brought Bully Ray and Devon down!
Mike Tenay: Indeed, and it may be for the time being, too!
Meanwhile, right at the other ring, Sting whipped Clawdeen Wolf right by the turnbuckle, which forced her in a bit of a dizzy spell.
Doing his little 'Woooo' call, Sting dashed with his own two feet and tried to hit the Stinger Splash, but Clawdeen was smart enough to go down and force Sting's head to hit the turnbuckle.
Jim Ross: Sting botched the Stinger Splash!
Michael Cole: Horrible mistake on the face of Sting there!
As Sting's own noggin was now groggy, Clawdeen capitalized by hitting Sting with an impressive running bulldog!
Joey Styles: Clawdeen hits the bulldog on Sting!
Mike Tenay: I think there's still some bark left in her bite, it seems!
The 30 seconds was now being displayed on the titantron, knowing that number 25 was about to come down the aisle.
Meanwhile, the Doctor of Chaos, or D.O.C. for short, was roughing up Al Bundy with forearm shots to the face, hoping that he would decapitate the shoe salesman long enough to be thrown over the top rope.
JBL: Uh-oh, Al Bundy could be going out here!
Mike Tenay: So far, D.O.C.'s got one of Al's feet over the top rope, and now he's needs to get the other one over!
But just as D.O.C. was about to throw Al Bundy right over, Ferb noticed that D.O.C.'s hammer suddenly fell out from his pants.
With quick thinking, Ferb managed to grab the hammer and nail D.O.C. right in the nads! The Doctor of Chaos suddenly screamed in excruciating pain as many people started chanting, 'Holy s**t! Holy s**t! Holy s**t!' because of that horrendous nut shot.
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god! Another nutshot in the Rumble!
Jim Ross: And this time, it's in the form of D.O.C.!
Michael Cole: He may need to restitch his material back together!
As D.O.C. was now crying like a little baby bitch because of that nutshot, the 30 seconds turned right into 15 as the rest of the crowd stood up on their seat to find out who number 25 was.
Jerry Lawler: Here comes number 25 to join in the fray!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
OHHHH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW... YOUR ASS BETTER CAAAAAAAALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYY!
Entrant #25: "Road Dogg" Jesse James
Hearing that familiar music straight from WWE's Attitude Era, the rest of the crowd freaked out with tremendous applause as one-half of the 'WWE Tag Team Champions of the World' made their way to the ring. It was none other than 'Road Dogg' Jesse James!
Michael Cole: Aw yeah! Here comes the Road Dogg!
JBL: Time for this dogg to bite!
Joey Styles: I think he plans to do just that!
As Road Dogg came inside the ring, he looked around the competition and looked for someone to shake, rattle and roll with.
But he felt the D.O.C.'s head touch his feet as he was still reeling from that painful nut shot made by Ferb Fletcher not too long ago. Road Dogg capitalized on this occasion as he picked D.O.C. up, threw him over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in elimination.
Jerry Lawler: There goes D.O.C.!
Jim Ross: D.O.C. is eliminated from the Rumble! That makes it just Devon, Bully Ray, Mr. Anderson and Mike Knox now!
12th Eliminated: D.O.C.; Eliminated by: Road Dogg; Duration: 8:09
As D.O.C. walked away disappointed and angry that he was eliminated, he ended up getting 'Festus' chants all around him as he went back to Aces & Eights headquarters. D.O.C. felt a little agitated by these chants as a matter of fact.
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Look at this crowd chanting 'Festus! Festus! Festus!' as he's walking away! This is great!
JBL: *a little upset* I think he doesn't want to be reminded of that very much!
Meanwhile, back in the ring, Mike Knox tried to hit away at the Road Dogg, but he acted quickly by punching Mike Knox in the face. He then punched him again and then again.
And after a few hand jives, gyrations, and groovy yet funky footwork, he connected the last shot that knocked Mike Knox down right on his ass! This crowd was insane and crazy that he pulled his signature Shake, Rattle & Roll combo on one of the Aces & Eights members.
Mike Tenay: He got 'em with the Shake, Rattle & Roll!
Michael Cole: The Dogg still hasn't lost his step! I love it!
JBL: The question is, 'How long is the Road Dogg gonna have to enjoy it'?
Road Dogg's momentum kept on going as he now hit away at Devon with another Shake, Rattle & Roll.
After three punches to the face, Road Dogg moved his feet to the rhythm in his head and threw the fourth punch, while the crowd seeked for more.
Jim Ross: And Devon gets a taste of it as well!
Jerry Lawler: Who's looking to stop the Road Dogg's momentum here?
As Road Dogg turned to the fans, who was feeding off energy to one-half of the New Age Outlaws, the Dogg turned right around...
...only to get hit by a Mic Check from Mr. Anderson, which gave off more vocal energy from this East Rutherford crowd.
Joey Styles: I'm afraid Mr. Anderson just did right there!
Mike Tenay: Road Dogg's face just hit the mat like a fly getting crushed by a windshield!
Michael Cole: Imagine your face hitting the ground when you fall right into the sky! That can kill ya in an instant!
The action still continued as Dipper and Mabel Pines was busy double teaming on 'The Icon' Sting by performing a double body slam right into the mat.
After Sting fell right on his back, the twin brother-sister duo of Dipper and Mabel Pines went right to the top rope, hoping to land a top-rope double fist drop on the face-painted legend.
Jim Ross: There comes a high risk maneuver!
Both Dipper and Mabel took a very huge leap from the top rope and lent their fists out, but unfortunately, Sting moved out of the way just in time, which forced Dipper and Mabel to hit the ring mat painfully! The rest of the WWE Universe went at it once again with a 'You F***ed Up' chant.
Michael Cole: Sting moved out of the way!
JBL: And Dipper and Mabel crash-land hard! That's a tough place to be!
Mike Tenay: And I know what the fans are feeling with a hard landing like that!
Back inside ring #1, both Monty Monogram and Ferb Fletcher suddenly bumped into one another as they turned around and tried to throw a fist at each other.
But they suddenly stopped to see Vanessa Doofenshmirtz pleading to both of them. Suddenly, this became a very huge standstill as the rest of the fans were split on who to cheer and who not to cheer. Basically, half of the entire crowd began chanting 'Go Montessa' while some of the fans began chanting 'Go Ferbnessa' crazily. Vanessa was now torn between two men. She didn't know what to choose in this interesting match-up.
Michael Cole: The rest of the crowd is split 50/50 here! 50 of the crowd for Monty and Vanessa and half of the crowd for Ferb and Vanessa!
Jerry Lawler: This is intense! I don't even know who to even choose here! I'm confused now!
After such an intense showdown, both Ferb and Monty began to trade punches and kicks at one another. It was now going back and forth until the momentum was right at Ferb's side. Ferb ended up dropkicking Monty right near the ropes and softening him up.
Jim Ross: Well, it's safe to say that the momentum is now on Ferb's side!
Mike Tenay: I don't think the rest of the Monty/Vanessa fans agree, but it's the WWE Universe after all!
After throwing another dropkick that made Monty stumble on one foot, Ferb ran back from rope after rope, hoping to eliminate Monty Monogram over the top rope.
But the second-generation Monogram thought quickly and ducked, launching Ferb right into the sky, but landed right on top of the apron.
Joey Styles: WHOA! Ferb was nearly launched out of the ring!
JBL: But he managed to hang on for the time being. Impressive!
Monty was about to unleash a final blow on Ferb until the green-haired Brit moved out of the way and hit him with a Kofi Kingston-like roundhouse kick, rendering him knocked out for the moment.
But as Ferb looked right to the side, he was greeted by a big boot to the face by Clawdeen Wolf, who knocked Ferb silly off the apron and onto the floor, resulting in Ferb eliminated from the Rumble!
Jim Ross: Ferb Fletcher has been eliminated!
Michael Cole: He managed to fight off Monty, but Clawdeen came out like a cannon and blasted Ferb out of this Rumble!
JBL: That was very unexpected!
13th Eliminated: Ferb Fletcher; Eliminated by: Clawdeen Wolf; Duration: 34:47
As Ferb left ringside with such disappointment, the Rumble clock ticked down to it's final 10 seconds, indicating that another entrant was about to enter in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble.
JBL: Here comes Number 26! I cannot wait!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #26: "Razor" Jake Clawson (SWAT Kats)
Michael Cole: *clueless* Okay, I'm really not familiar with this character at all! I don't even remember who he is!
Jerry Lawler: It seems to me that this is one half of the high-flying duo in 90's cartoons history, "Razor" Jake Clawson of the SWAT Kats!
Joey Styles: They still got a cult following to this very day and some of their episodes are still seen on Boomerang! This is gonna be something else!
The 26th entrant, "Razor" Jake Clawson from the SWAT Kats, entered from the entrance stage alongside Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs. After saluting to the crowd, John Cena-style, Razor hit the ground running and hit the ring. But better yet...
Razor decided to go up the top rope and waited for Bully Ray and Devon to turn to his attention. They indeed did turn to Razor's attention as the tanned kat leaped and hit Bully Ray and Devon with a hard flying body press!
Jim Ross: Impressive body press by Razor!
JBL: And he lands cleanly on Bully Ray and Devon! Quite an impressive start.
After feeding the energy from this capacity crowd, Razor got right up and saw the monstrous Mike Knox approach him.
Razor soon got up and dropkicked Mike Knox on the knee. Taking a deep breath, Razor springboarded right to Knox with an unbelievable springboard tornado DDT!
Michael Cole: What an amazing tornado DDT from the middle rope!
Joey Styles: Razor just left Mike Knox's brains jumbling like a Rubix's Cube!
Mike Tenay: Things are not looking very good for Mike Knox here!
As soon as Mike Knox shook himself loose from that Tornado DDT, he got back up only to be clotheslined over the top rope by Monty and Vanessa, which forced Mike Knox to hit the floor. Therefore, Mike Knox was out of the Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: Well, so long Mike Knox!
Mike Tenay: With Mike Knox eliminated, the rest of Aces & Eights are falling down like dominoes!
14th Eliminated: Mike Knox; Eliminated by: Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Duration: 6:30
Meanwhile, as Monty and Vanessa soon shared another kiss in the ring, Razor was still on quite a roll. He then picked Al Bundy up on the turnbuckle and climbed onto the second rope, hoping to pull off an unbelievable hurricanrana.
But before he could pull off such a move, Mr. Anderson was about to approach Razor to the point that Callie was warning Razor that Mr. Anderson was right behind him. With quick thinking, Razor leaped from the top rope and hit Mr. Anderson with a moonsault!
JBL: Impressive moonsault by Razor. I kinda like to think that he's living up to my expectations!
Jerry Lawler: *looking right at Callie's chest* I don't know about you, but that some nice puppies that Callie Briggs got right at ringside!
Jim Ross: *clueless* King, you do realize that she's a kat, right?
Jerry Lawler: *still looking at Callie's chest* Yeah, you're right. Those are nice kittens she has, J.R.! I love the Royal Rumble!
Michael Cole: *a little disturbed* I bet you do...
Al Bundy was still on the top rope feeling dizzy as right out of nowhere, Clawdeen Wolf leaped up once again and hit another thunderous hurricanrana, which sent Al laying painfully on his back!
Mike Tenay: Another impressive hurricanrana from Clawdeen!
Joey Styles: She never fails to impress the WWE Universe one bit!
The rest of the carnage continued as Razor began hitting both Dipper and Mabel simultaneously, hoping that they would stay still for the moment.
They were roughed up a bit as Razor backed away from the duo and went under the ropes. Hoping to give the people a show, Razor leaped up from the apron and flew like a jet...
...but only to crashland painfully when Dipper and Mabel Pines hit a double dropkick right into Razor's chest, knocking him down in good measure.
Jim Ross: Ow! Razor got it in the chest! The twin brother/sister duo is back up on their feet!
Michael Cole: *shocked* Wait a minute, they're twin brother and sister? They don't even look alike, J.R! At least one of them's gotta be the ugly one!
Mike Tenay: I'm certain that neither Dipper and Mabel are the ugly ones of the duo. I'm certain you would be if you were related to them.
As Razor held his chest in pain, Road Dogg saw the superior kat laid out on the center of the ring.
So to show off for the fans, Road Dogg took a nice run from the ropes, shook his knees in a dancing motion and landed straight on Razor's nose!
JBL: Road Dogg hits the knee on Razor there!
Michael Cole: That's gonna make your nose cringe in pain for sure!
Meanwhile in the second ring, both Monty, Vanessa, and Clawdeen were busy triple teaming Devon as they were planning to eliminating him after the very harsh damage that he and the rest of this members suffered a bit recently!
Jim Ross: Devon could be onto the floor in a matter of seconds!
Jerry Lawler: There's no Bully Ray or Mr. Anderson there to save him from elimination!
Mike Tenay: Indeed, the Aces & Eights may be doomed here!
Or so they thought. As the threesome were able to get Devon over, Mr. Anderson managed to break away from Sting by a rake of the eyes and managed to hammer Vanessa right in the tush, therefore breaking the elimination process to just 2-on-1.
As Vanessa held his butt in pain, Bully Ray snuck up on her and gave the daughter of Heinz Doofenshmirtz a devastating Bubba Cutter!
JBL: Oh! Bully Ray hits the Bubba Cutter!
Jim Ross: And worse of all, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz becomes the unlucky victim!
Seeing Vanessa unconscious, Monty broke off of Devon a little bit and tended to Vanessa the best way that he could, but the battleground was too much as Bully Ray wrapped his biker chain around his fist and nailed Monty quite hard.
Michael Cole: And Bully Ray nails Monty with the chain!
JBL: An impact like that will crack or chip your skull very instantly!
All that was left from that elimination process was Clawdeen Wolf. As she was pulling in the effort of eliminating Devon...
...Bully Ray came up from behind and gave the teenage wolf-girl a Full Nelson, but it was soon turned into a Bubba Bomb, which sent Clawdeen's ass slamming hard into the mat!
Jerry Lawler: Ouch! A big Bubba Bomb right on Clawdeen!
Joey Styles: Clawdeen just got dropped like a bad habit full of rabies!
Bully Ray then took his time to flip off the rest of the WWE Universe, who booed loudly at the leader of the Aces & Eights. Bully Ray was just about close from starting a huge riot all around Metlife Stadium. They all wanted a piece of this man. For Bully Ray, pissing the fans off was a very huge mistake as right behind him...
...Sting caught Bully Ray from behind with a Scorpion Death Drop that forced the back of Bully Ray's head to hit the mat like a bell cracking on impact. The East Rutherford fans enjoyed what they saw as they loved to see Bully Ray get dropped like an Acme anvil.
Mike Tenay: Scorpion Death Drop right on Bully Ray!
Joey Styles: I guess it wasn't wise for Bully Ray to almost incite a riot in an instant!
Jim Ross: Thank goodness Sting shut him up for a minute!
As Sting cracked a huge smile to the image of a brutally unconscious Bully Ray, he looked right at the titantron as the 10-second clock began ticking down!
Michael Cole: This is amazing! We're gonna see who's number 27 in the Rumble! Let's find out who it is!
To be continued next chapter...
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Wow, such terrific carnage! Anyway, we got more stats coming up around... now!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 26
Entries left: 54
Number of eliminations: 14
People in the ring: 12
Eliminated: Fandango, The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher and Mike Knox
In the ring: Al Bundy, Bully Ray, Clawdeen Wolf, Devon, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Monty Monogram, Mr. Anderson, "Razor" Jake Clawson, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Sting and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Wow... can't wait for the next chapter! Will Razor continue to amaze the WWE Universe? Will alliances between Monty and Vanessa and the brother/sister duo of Dipper and Mabel continue on? Will I stay active on FanFiction for longer than I was absent from it? We shall find out. Until then... cheers! *sips his champagne*