FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 8: The Starship of Pain Returns
In the last chapter: Monty Monogram, the son of "Phineas and Ferb" character Major Monogram, made an impact when he saved Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from Aces & Eights using a Singapore cane. The chapter was full of new contestants such as Aces & Eights member Mike Knox, Dipper Pines's twin sister Mabel, one half of the SWAT Kats in "Razor" Jake Clawson, and not to forget former Tag Team Champion of the Worrrrrrrld, the "Road Dogg" Jesse James! But now with D.O.C. and Mike Knox of Aces & Eights eliminated, will the gang of thugs start to fall off one-by-one in the biggest and baddest Royal Rumble of all time?
Rated T for violence and language.
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Sting was busy looking right up at the clock as it ticked its last ten seconds to its next entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
SORRY... 'BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!
Entrant #27: "Cowboy" James Storm
With the sound of Johnny Cash-styled country rock music playing all across Metlife Stadium, the 27th entrant, which was TNA's beer-drinking outlaw "Cowboy" James Storm, took a quick run down the aisle and went inside the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Yee-Haw! Here comes another returning favorite from the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
Mike Tenay: It's TNA's answer to Stone Cold Steve Austin, the one and only "Cowboy", James Storm!
Jim Ross: And it looks like he's in no hurry whatsoever!
As soon as the Cowboy finally got in the ring, both he and Sting went in a flurry of punches. Like a showdown between two outlaws, the momentum was mainly on Storm as the last punch almost knocked Sting right into orbit.
Jim Ross: The Cowboy nearly knocked Sting out of the Rumble!
Joey Styles: Luckily enough, the Icon managed to hang on for the moment!
James Storm's momentum still kept on rolling as he saw Bully Ray getting up from the Scoripon Death Drop.
In an instant, the Cowboy nailed Bully Ray in the face with the Last Call Superkick!
Mike Tenay: Cowboy hits the Last Call!
JBL: His jaw got crushed like little bite-sized Reese's Pieces!
After Bully Ray fell down with a thud, Al Bundy tried to get his hands right on the cowboy...
...only to end up a victim of the superkick by James Storm!
Jim Ross: Another Last Call, but this time, on Al Bundy!
Michael Cole: Hate to say it, but he's going on a Last Call beer run it seems!
After the Cowboy was continuing his frenzy, Road Dogg Jesse James was at the turnbuckle, trying his best to eliminate Razor from the Rumble.
The quickest of all the Swat Kats was right over the top, but Razor was using his claws to hold on tightly onto the ropes.
Jerry Lawler: Razor's right over the top rope, but look at those razor-sharp claws of his holding on to the ropes!
Mike Tenay: That's really impressive! It's gonna take an army-full of guys to get him off that easy.
As Razor was still struggling not to get eliminated, he was suddenly saved by Clawdeen Wolf, who whacked Road Dogg with the steel chair!
Jim Ross: Clawdeen may have saved Razor's backside from the Road Dogg there!
Michael Cole: Maybe Clawdeen has a thing for Razor. They're both itchy and hairy.
Joey Styles: They are definitely not itchy and hairy, Cole!
Razor was still motionless for the time being as Callie Briggs happened to come across a chair and handed it over to Razor. The kat then climbed up to the top and eyed both Clawdeen and Road Dogg, who were still punching the hell out of each other.
Without a deep breath to contain, Razor leaped as Clawdeen looked up. Frightened a little bit, she pulled Road Dogg in the way as the steel chair rung the Dogg right in the head painfully.
JBL: What a smart move by Clawdeen! He used the Dogg as a shield!
Joey Styles: No kidding! I think the bells may be ringing in Road Dogg's head as far as I'm concerned!
Meanwhile, as Road Dogg's brain was left jumbling, Monty Monogram put down Mr. Anderson with a body slam and then went up on the top rope.
With his fingers pointing right up in the air and the rest of the crowd starting a 'Randy Savage' chant, Monty flew on the top rope and extended his elbow, but only for Mr. Anderson to roll out of the way, therefore making a hard crash-landing for Monty.
Mike Tenay: Monty tried to go for the flying elbow, but he missed!
Jerry Lawler: He had it at the right place, but he nailed it at the wrong time!
Holding out his elbow in terrible pain, Mr. Anderson picked up Monty Monogram and nailed him with a very hard Mic Check!
Joey Styles: Mic Check! Mr. Anderson nails Monty with a Mic Check!
Jim Ross: His face just left a nasty mark on that mat!
As Mr. Anderson got up after successfully putting Monty down for the moment, he was caught by surprise by Dipper and Mabel Pines with a twin dropkick!
The attack made Mr. Anderson stumble a bit in the ropes, but his time in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble was suddenly limited when Cowboy James Storm nailed him with a Last Call Superkick, which sent him over on the top rope and onto the floor!
Mike Tenay: Mr. Anderson is gone!
Jim Ross: That's another member of Aces & Eights gone from the Rumble! They're falling apart slowly, it seems!
15th Eliminated: Mr. Anderson; Eliminated by: "Cowboy" James Storm; Duration: 21:34
Mr. Anderson's complaining didn't do him justice as he was forced to leave thanks to ring officials.
Meanwhile, 20 seconds appeared in the Rumble clock, indicating that the 28th entrant in the Rumble was about to appear. At the same time, "Cowboy" James Storm was now apparently going to work on Vanessa Doofenshmirtz with a nice 10 punch salute. But before the Cowboy can get to the eighth punch...
...Vanessa managed to lift the Cowboy and drop him right on the turnbuckle!
Jerry Lawler: Ouch! That was a very hard landing that the Cowboy took!
JBL: Smart move by Vanessa to show the weak spot of James Storm!
Michael Cole: Everything in his body is a weak spot. It's like he's falling off the wagon altogether!
As Storm was trying to shake that little fall off, the timer ticked down to its last 10 seconds, indicating that number 28 was now making his way!
Jim Ross: This is excitement at its best! Who's got number 28 in the Rumble?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #28: Zoey (Total Drama)
Michael Cole: Somebody invited the Wendy's mascot? Ha, this is great! I love Wendy's!
Jerry Lawler: *smacks Cole upside the head* Will you get your head on straight? That's Zoey from the Total Drama series. She's one of the new contestants from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island!
Michael Cole: *feeling the back of his head* I know who it is! Take a joke, why don't ya?
After putting on her red headband and black war paint, the 28th entrant known as Total Drama's 'Indie Chick' Zoey, made her way down the ring, but stopped for a minute.
Looking right at the competition from outside the ring, Zoey went under the apron and looked for something under the ring.
Jim Ross: Zoey's looking for something to use in the Rumble!
Michael Cole: What's she going to search for? An old Baconator?
JBL: *hearing his stomach growl* I'm feeling a little hungry here...
After a few seconds of searching, Zoey brought out a garbage can full of miscellaneous objects just like what Dan did in the 2nd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble.
With her miraculous strength, Zoey lifted up the garbage can and threw it in the ring, nailing the back of Clawdeen Wolf's noggin!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god! Clawdeen may have been guillotined by that trashcan!
Mike Tenay: She's howling with pain here! How much does that garbage can weigh?!
The impact from that garbage can cost Clawdeen majorly as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz snuck up behind her and threw her over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in another elimination.
Jerry Lawler: Thanks to Zoey, Clawdeen has been eliminated from the Rumble!
JBL: She's certainly not barking at the moon anymore!
16th Eliminated: Clawdeen Wolf; Eliminated by: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Duration: 16:25
As Clawdeen stood silent that she was eliminated, she walked right away and stared down Zoey, knowing that she wouldn't forget this.
Zoey finally got in the ring and noticed Devon going right at her. She managed to duck down and reached for the can. And after a few seconds of digging, Zoey pulled out what seemed to be a Microsoft keyboard. She then whacked Devon hard in the forehead!
Joey Styles: Did Zoey just whack Devon with a Microsoft Keyboard?!
JBL: I'm certain that he did, Zoey.
Michael Cole: I thought she was gonna pull out something tasty like a baked potato.
After successfully whacking Devon with the keyboard, Zoey kept her frenzy going by nailing both Dipper and Mabel with the keyboard as well as the shoe salesman known as Al Bundy!
Jim Ross: Zoey has gone crazy here like a pet coon on juice!
Michael Cole: Isn't no one gonna stop this psycho commando! She should at least go back to flipping cheeseburgers!
"Cowboy" James Storm tried his shot at her, but it was the same. Zoey's keyboard had met the front end of James Storm's face.
Jim Ross: And Zoey nails the Cowboy!
Mike Tenay: I don't see anybody trying to stop her!
After Zoey threw away the keyboard, she reached for another object inside the garbage can, which happened to be a glass-encased picture of WWE Chairman Vince McMahon.
Jerry Lawler: A picture of Vince McMahon? Who threw that in there?
Mike Tenay: Hey, don't look at me; just because I'm not part of WWE doesn't make me against it.
As Sting approached her, Zoey whacked the entire picture frame right over Sting's head!
Jim Ross: Ow! What a hard impact by Zoey!
Joey Styles: She broke that picture over Sting's head! How is that impo-wait a minute!
JBL: *surprised* What's going on here?!
Unfortunately, the picture shot didn't do much damage. Instead, the attack only seemed to piss off Sting.
With the beating of his chest in a scream that would make the single human being more intimidated, Sting grabbed Zoey and sent her hurtling right into the turnbuckle, while the rest of the crowd chanted "You F***ed Up" at Zoey's blunder.
Jerry Lawler: Looks like Zoey's paying for it, big time!
Michael Cole: Sting's gonna turn her into a Frosty, and it's not gonna be a good one!
Sting then picked her up in a body slam position, but to only put her down in a reverse DDT position. With the rage of an angry Scorpion, Sting hit the Scorpion Death Drop!
Mike Tenay: Scorpion Death Drop right on Zoey!
Joey Styles: A let down on the part of Zoey there!
Looking down on her legs, Sting wrapped both of her legs like a pretzel and tried to go for a Scorpion Death Lock on Zoey.
But before Sting could turn around however, Bully Ray whacked him with the garbage can that sent a lot of boos roaring around East Rutherford.
JBL: He tried to go for the Scorpion Death Lock, but Bully Ray prevented it from happening!
Michael Cole: No kidding! That was a hard shot if I had ever heard one!
As Sting managed to get up, Bully Ray put the garbage can right on the Icon, which forced Sting to see nothing but darkness.
And then completely out of nowhere, Bully Ray and Devon snuck up behind Sting as they sent the Icon over the top rope and onto the floor, much to the fans' total disgust and distaste.
Jim Ross: *shocked* The Icon has been eliminated!
Joey Styles: Sting is now out of here, and these fans don't like what they saw!
JBL: Basically, I don't think Bully Ray and Devon care one bit what the fans think! They're just happy that they don't have to deal with Sting anymore.
17th Eliminated: Sting; Eliminated by: Bully Ray and Devon; Duration: 35:38
As Bully Ray and Devon laughed at Sting as he was walking up the ramp with his baseball bat in hand, the Icon pointed right at the brothers, knowing that he wouldn't forget this moment anytime soon.
However, laughing at Sting proved to be a mistake as Monty Monogram snuck up behind them and gave both Devon and Bully Ray a hard noggin knocker!
Michael Cole: Talk about a meeting of the minds! That was brutal!
Mike Tenay: I guess Bully Ray and Devon weren't paying attention to see what was going on and now their heads got slammed against one another!
After the two lead members of Aces & Eights were warbled out, the 20 seconds were about to take hold into a next competitor as Dipper, Mabel, and Razor were about one step closer from eliminating Road Dogg from the Rumble.
Road Dogg held on the ropes tightly in chances that he wouldn't have to tumble over. Heck, even his legs were even wrapped along the ropes.
Jim Ross: Look at this! Road Dogg's acting like some sort of cocoon!
Joey Styles: I really don't know how smart is that basically, but it's sure an interesting idea!
Michael Cole: Any chance Road Dogg becomes a butterfly? Cause it sure ain't happening!
As Road Dogg was still in cocoon mode after trying to be pushed up the top rope by a twin brother, a twin sister and a kat, the Rumble clock ticked down to it's 10-second mark as another entrant was about to make his way to the ring.
Jerry Lawler: We got number 29 on the way! Let's see who it is!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #29: John Morrison
Hearing that familiar guitar screech, the rest of the crowd, mostly fangirls, all shrieked with excitement in shocked when the "Shaman of Sexy" John Morrison entered from the entrance stage and flexed in slow motion as if he was the most dreamiest thing the girls had ever seen.
Jerry Lawler: What the-?
Michael Cole: *surprised* You gotta be kidding me! John Morrison is in the Rumble?!
Joey Styles: John Morrison has returned to the Royal Rumble! And he looks good as ever!
JBL: And this crowd has completely lost it! Look at them, they're going nuts!
After taking his jacket off from the slo-mo fireworks display, John Morrison hit the ground running and made his way to the ring.
As soon as he got inside, he gave both Bully Ray and Devon a back-to-back clothesline! Not bad.
Mike Tenay: And it looks like JoMo is gonna focus on Bully Ray and Devon!
Jerry Lawler: He's going at them fast! Wise move on part of John Morrison!
Morrison then took a good run and nailed both Bully Ray and Devon with jumping calf kicks.
Jim Ross: Kicks to the face! Morrison is exactly on fire!
Al Bundy started to go right after Morrison for a minute, but the Shaman of Sexy ducked down and catched the shoe salesman with a backbreaker and then turned around for a Russian Leg Sweep.
Mike Tenay: Impressive combination by John Morrison!
Michael Cole: Bundy may have been sacked from the start!
As Morrison's momentum continued, Razor reached in from the busted-up garbage can and whacked Monty Monogram with a Singapore cane just as he was about to lift up the Road Dogg for a suplex.
But Razor wasn't done yet. After Monty held onto his back in pain, Razor snuck up and performed a White Russian Leg Sweep right on Major Monogram's son, while the fans started an "E-C-W" chant all across the stadium!
Joey Styles: White Russian Leg Sweep on Monty, reminiscent of ECW Original, The Sandman!
Jim Ross: Safe to say, Razor has gone to the extreme!
After taking care of the second generation Monogram, Razor looked right at Vanessa Doofenshmirtz as she was busy trying to eliminate Mabel Pines from the turnbuckle.
With a sly smirk, Razor hit Vanessa right in the ass as she shrieked from the painful feeling!
Jerry Lawler: Ooof! That smarts!
JBL: Heh, I didn't know Razor had a bit of a kinky side!
After feeding off the "ECW" chants for a bit of energy, Razor turned right around...
...only for John Morrison to come right out of nowhere and hit Razor with a Flying Chuck kick!
Jim Ross: Flying Chuck by John Morrison!
Michael Cole: Razor sure didn't see that coming!
As Morrison was busy taking care of one half of the SWAT Kats, Zoey whipped Bully Ray right into the turnbuckle and right into Devon, which forced an all out Dudley collision!
Jerry Lawler: OW! That ain't good!
Mike Tenay: Bully Ray just went bumper to bumper there with his own brother!
As Bully Ray and Devon laid down on the turnbuckle in a groggy state, the Indie Chick went under the ropes and looked for something under the ring.
After a few seconds of searching around, Zoey pulled out a bowling ball bag. She soon zipped out the contents, only to pull out a clear bowling ball with a rose stuffed inside. The fans all cheered crazily for what Zoey was gonna do with Bully Ray and Devon.
Michael Cole: *shocked* Is that... is that a clear bowling ball with a rose stuffed inside?
Jim Ross: I think Zoey is about to channel her inner Big Ern McCracken here!
Joey Styles: I think I may be sick watching this...
As she kicked the bowling bag right away, Zoey rolled the bowling ball and struck Bully Ray hard in the nuts! Bully Ray was crying like a bitch when he felt his nuts swell up like marshmallows in a microwave!
Bully Ray: *holding his nuts painfully* AGGGGGGH! SWEET JEEZ!
Jerry Lawler: Ugh, first a cheese grater down below from his Monster's Ball match with Abyss, then this?!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god! I wonder what the rest of the Aces & Eights are thinking seeing this?
Mike Tenay: I might have to say that they may think twice when having kids, because that was horrendous to watch!
Bully Ray was still crying like a bitch, no doubt about it.
Back at ring #2, Road Dogg hit his Shake Rattle & Roll combo on "Cowboy" James Storm. After a few more punches, Road Dogg once again showed off his crafty footwork, when all of a sudden...
...the Cowboy hit Road Dogg with his Last Call Superkick!
Jim Ross: The Road Dogg gets put down with Last Call!
Jerry Lawler: I'm not sure if I lost count here, but I think that's the fourth Last Call of the matchup so far!
Michael Cole: The cowboy is still rolling here!
The 20-second-remaining clock now appeared on the titantron as the rest of the fans were awaiting who was gonna be the 30th entrant, but he/she didn't make it just yet. The action was still rolling on.
Meanwhile, both Dipper and Mabel Pines were busy trying their best to double suplex Al Bundy. But unfortunately, Dipper was starting to be weary of the nautious foot odor that Al Bundy had. He was starting to get a bit doozy here.
Mike Tenay: I think they're gonna try to lift Al Bundy here!
Jerry Lawler: I'm not sure, Tenay! Dipper may be off-guard by the foot odor that Al Bundy has!
JBL: It's not gonna happen.
After Mabel told her twin brother to shake it off, Dipper shook his head in efforts of getting rid of the foot smell. After that uncomfortable moment, Dipper tugged the football tights of Al Bundy, but it was to no avail.
Al Bundy used his Herculean strength to lift both Dipper and Mabel into a double suplex of his own!
Jim Ross: What an amazing double suplex by Al Bundy!
Joey Styles: I think Ryback may have some competition here if Al Bundy can manage to hang in the Rumble for so long!
JBL: With the punishment Al Bundy's been suffering, I highly doubt it would happen.
As both Dipper and Mabel were laid out like pieces of meat, the last 10 seconds was now ticking down as the crowd all looked to the entrance stage, waiting in anticipation to who number 30 was gonna be!
JBL: Here comes number 30! I can't wait to see who it is!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #30: Justin (Total Drama)
Full of Hawaiian fire and spirit, Total Drama's resident Eye Candy known as Justin took a quick dash at ringside after noticing the rest of the entire female fanbase screaming and cheering for him.
Jim Ross: Oh yeah, business just picked up!
Jerry Lawler: Here comes Total Drama favorite and the winner of Fanfiction Royal Rumble II, Justin!
Michael Cole: He's in a real fighting mood, it seems!
Justin soon got inside the ring and became embroiled in a face-off with Al Bundy. Not too long, Justin started throwing kick after kick straight to Al Bundy's rib cage!
Joey Styles: Look at Justin, he's going fast!
After roughing up Al Bundy with kicks, the male model then irish-whipped the shoe salesman to the ropes and when he came back, Justin leapfrogged over Al. When Al came back however, Justin leapfrogged over him once again.
And when he bounced back, Justin connected with a flying roundhouse kick that nearly sent Al Bundy's teeth smashing along the pavement!
JBL: Impressive kick by Justin!
Jerry Lawler: I'll say, Al Bundy nearly lost his teeth in the impact!
After taking care of Bundy, Justin saw Razor laid out in the center of the ring after taking a DDT from Zoey not too long ago.
Taking a huge risk, Justin ran to the turnbuckles, looked right at Razor, springboarded into the turnbuckles, and hit Razor with an impressive Starship Pain! John Morrison looked at this from far away and was really impressed!
Joey Styles: Impressive maneuver by Justin on Razor!
Jim Ross: He's learned a lot much from John Morrison! And by the look on the Shaman of Sexy's face, he's impressed!
As Justin got up from the move, he turned around only to notice that the Cowboy James Storm was about to hit right at him with another Last Call Superkick!
Thinking fast, Justin managed to grab the foot just in time. He then threw it away, only to kick the Cowboy for trying to sneak attack him, but it failed. James Storm caught his foot just in the nick of time!
JBL: Looks like the Cowboy knew what was coming to him!
Mike Tenay: Smart thinking by James Storm there!
But James Storm wasn't quick enough. Justin countered it with a nice Back Flip Kick that sent Justin's other foot into the chin of the Cowboy while John Morrison came up from out of nowhere and hit James Storm with a Moonlight Drive!
Michael Cole: Impressive combination by Justin and John Morrison there!
Jim Ross: The Cowboy got rolled pretty damn good!
Joey Styles: I think I smell an alliance forming between Justin and JoMo there!
JBL: Either that or it may be Al Bundy's foot odor.
After a handshake of unity was formed between the Eye Candy and the Shaman of Sexy, Devon nailed John Morrison from behind with another ball-point hammer while Bully Ray surprised Justin from behind and tossed him to the other side of the ring.
Mike Tenay: Well, leave it to Aces & Eights to ruin the mood. Both Justin and Morrison didn't see it coming!
Bully Ray then forced Justin to get up, in which he did, so that Bully Ray can hit his signature Bubba Cutter right on the Eye Candy himself.
JBL: Bully Ray hits another Bubba Cutter! Justin may get out of the starting gate faster than I expected.
Jerry Lawler: Well, all Bully Ray needs to do is to just throw him out and his work might be done!
After talking a bit of trash to the male model's face, in which it was almost bruised from that Bubba Cutter, Bully Ray looked up and noticed Dipper Pines trying to catch Bully Ray in surprise with a flying body press from the top rope!
After Dipper took a gigantic leap, Bully Ray easily catched him like a baseball.
JBL: Uh oh, big mistake from Dipper!
Michael Cole: Bully Ray may look to turn Dipper into a falling star here!
Joey Styles: Like it or not, it's gonna happen!
Bully Ray then transitioned Dipper Pines in an electric chair position, and knowing that he was near the ropes, he had a very sick smirk.
Bully Ray bent over on the ropes, which forced Dipper to take a very hard fall over the ropes and onto the floor. Hencemore, Dipper was now eliminated!
Jim Ross: Dipper Pines is out of the Rumble! And what a hard fall he took!
Mike Tenay: I hope Dipper's not seriously injured. That impact was horrendous!
18th Eliminated: Dipper Pines; Eliminated by: Bully Ray and Devon; Duration: 35:25
After Dipper was eliminated, Devon snuck up right behind Justin and stanced himself, hoping that Justin would be taken for a ride.
And he did. When Justin turned right around, he became a victim of the 3D Death Drop!
Michael Cole: 3D! They hit the 3D!
Jerry Lawler: Justin may be out of it! Not good!
As the sick smirks of both Devon and Bully Ray were placed down on a fallen Justin, the rest of the WWE Universe all stood up in cheers.
Hearing what they thought was approval from the fans, both Devon and Bully Ray turned to the entrance stage and was gasped in sheer shock when CM Punk appeared out of nowhere. The East Rutherford fans cheered in unison for the Straight Edge savior, who stared down far away at Bully Ray and Devon from the Aces & Eights.
JBL: What is CM Punk doing here! He isn't allowed to be here until the re-entry flags open! What on earth is going on here!
Jerry Lawler: I'm as stumped as you are, John! But it looks like he may have something to do with the Aces & Eights!
Michael Cole: I cannot wait to see this!
Both Bully Ray and Devon were gesturing CM Punk to come on down to the ring, but Punk didn't make a move. He only smiled with such vengeance as the crowd kept on chanting CM Punk's name.
Meanwhile, Justin recovered quickly thanks to his good buddy John Morrison. Seeing the way Punk was distracting Bully Ray and Devon, the two irresistable men capitalized as they dropkicked Bully Ray over the top rope and onto the floor, right around the same time Monty and Vanessa snuck up behind Devon and threw him out of the ring in a insane ovation!
Jim Ross: *shocked* Wha-? MY GAWD! BULLY RAY AND DEVON ARE OUT!
Joey Styles: *also shocked* 'Oh My God' is right!
Mike Tenay: The rest of the Aces & Eights has been eliminated, all thanks to the distraction of CM Punk!
19th Eliminated: Bully Ray; Eliminated by: Justin and John Morrison; Duration: 46:46
20th Eliminated: Devon; Eliminated by: Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Duration: 35:47
Shocked that they were both eliminated, the referees told them to leave. Both Bully Ray and Devon spat at them for not even giving a damn what the referees thought. So they did the wisest thing that they ever thought of.
They turned around and started to chase right after CM Punk, who had already left. But the Straight Edge Savior knew that they wouldn't catch up to somebody like him.
Jerry Lawler: I think they may be going right after CM Punk! What sore losers!
JBL: Couldn't you blame them? It was Punk's fault that both Bully Ray and Devon are out! This isn't right!
Michael Cole: Maybe in your own words, but I think Punk calls it payback!
As Bully Ray and Devon went up the entrance ramp, the action managed to continue as the 10-second countdown clock began ticking away to it's 31st entrant of the night.
Joey Styles: This is gonna be something else! Who's number 31?
To be continued, once again...
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What sore losers the Aces & Eights were in the Rumble. Oh well, life goes on! Anyway, here's some stats!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 30
Entries left: 50
Number of eliminations: 20
People in the ring: 10
Eliminated: Fandango, The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines, Bully Ray and Devon
In the ring: Al Bundy, "Cowboy" James Storm, John Morrison, Justin, Mabel Pines, Monty Monogram, "Razor" Jake Clawson, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz and Zoey
Now that the Aces & Eights are gone, and with only three wrestlers around at the moment, who will be next to battle in the biggest, yet baddest Fanfiction Royal Rumble of all time? Is it a he, she, or the other way around? Why am I telling you this? Come back next chapter and find out. It was written, so it shall be danced. WOOOOOOO.