FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 9: The Elements of Extreme
In the last chapter: It became a showdown at the Rumble Corral as TNA's resident outlaw Cowboy James Storm and Total Drama's Indie/Commando chick Zoey took to the ring while returning favorites such as 'The Shaman of Sexy' John Morrison and Total Drama's handsome Eye Candy and Fanfiction Royal Rumble II winner Justin all entered with flying colors. But the biggest moment in the Rumble so far was CM Punk's revenge against the Aces & Eights. With a brilliant distraction, the team of Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Justin and John Morrison disposed Bully Ray and Devon for the time being. So far, will this showdown intensify in the most biggest and yet baddest Rumble so far?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The rest of the action seemed to have continued on as the countdown ticked down to its last 10 seconds.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #31: Rob Van Dam
As the fireworks went off across the entrance stage, the tune to "One Of A Kind" played throughout the stadium to a deafening ovation as the 31st entrant, Rob Van Dam, ran down the entrance ramp and right inside the ring.
Joey Styles: Here comes the one and the only, Rob Van Dam!
Jerry Lawler: One of a kind! The Whole F'N Show!
JBL: Look at the sound of this crowd! RVD is feeling like Elvis around here Can't wait to see if RVD still has it!
As Rob Van Dam got inside the ring, he capitalized by kicking Monty right in the face and whipping Vanessa Doofenshmirtz right into the turnbuckle.
RVD then somersaulted and leaped onto Vanessa with an impressive monkey flip!
Jim Ross: Rob Van Dam is on fire here!
Michael Cole: And both Monty and Vanessa get the hard treatment!
His frenzy was still going on. Van Dam focused right on the Cowboy James Storm by teasing him with a 4-hit combo of kicks to the ribs.
After feeling a little stunned around the fourth hit, Storm went down with a hard kick to the face by Van Dam!
Mike Tenay: Nice combo by RVD!
Jim Ross: He hasn't lost a single beat so far!
As the entire crowd was busy chanting "R-V-D", Rob Van Dam saw Razor slumped in the mat as he bounced back from the ropes, somersaulted once again, and struck Razor with the Rolling Thunder!
Michael Cole: He nailed him with a Rolling Thunder!
JBL: He's looking very hot! 42 years old and he still looks like the same man 10 years ago!
After he got up, Justin was trying to surprise him with a kick to the gut, but RVD caught his leg very easily and countered with a nice wheel kick!
Jim Ross: Nice kick by RVD!
Joey Styles: Justin definitely didn't see that coming!
As Rob Van Dam was still feeling pumped, he was rammed from behind by Al Bundy, who performed a nice shoulder tackle right on the Whole Dam Show.
Jim Ross: Van Dam was looking hot until he got sneak attacked by Al Bundy!
JBL: That's a smart move in my opinion! Hit him where he doesn't expect it! I like that!
Al Bundy kept giving RVD forearm shots to the back until he was roughed up enough to be thrown out.
But to Al's surprise, Van Dam countered with a huge kick straight to Al's forehead! The impact sent the shoe salesman's brain into a doozy.
Mike Tenay: Al just got whacked in the head, courtesy of RVD's leg!
Joey Styles: That was a mistake on part of Al Bundy himself! That was nasty!
Seeing Al wobbly, Van Dam capitalized and went up the top rope.
Just like a heat seeking missile, RVD leaped and kicked Bundy in the face again with his signature flying kick.
Jerry Lawler: Whoa! RVD flew!
Michael Cole: Al Bundy doesn't seem to catch a break here!
Jim Ross: What harsh punishment he's receiving!
Al Bundy was laid like a wobbling turtle until Zoey approached him. Seeing him down on the floor, Zoey grabbed a steel chair that was just laying around and placed it right on Bundy's head.
The pig-tailed and red-haired indie chick went up on top rope with another chair in her hands.
With one extreme smirk, Zoey leaped from the rope and sent the chair slamming into Al Bundy's head with such monstrous velocity!
Joey Styles: *cringing in horror* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Zoey may have Conchairto'd Al Bundy!
JBL: It's Al's own fault that he forgot to wear a helmet! That's one painful headache that he isn't getting rid of for a long time!
As Al was almost braindead from the inside out, "Road Dogg" Jesse James and John Morrison were busy brawling in Ring #2.
After the Dogg catapulted Morrison in the turnbuckle, the Road Dogg got JoMo in a pump-handle position and lifted him up. And then in an instant, he dropped Morrison down with a Pump Handle Drop!
Mike Tenay: Pump Handle Drop by the Road Dogg!
Joey Styles: The other move from Road Dogg that also brought him victories with his other tag team partner "Mr. Ass" Billy Gunn!
Michael Cole: Morrison fell down like a boulder!
As the Road Dogg turned right around after saying "Suck It" to a screaming applause of fans, he saw Mabel Pines on the top rope.
Just like a fallen angel, Mabel ascended down onto the Dogg with an amazing top-rope hurricanrana that forced the Road Dogg to be clotheslined onto the middle rope.
JBL: Mabel Pines right out of nowhere!
Jerry Lawler: Excellent hurricanrana! Mabel's looking pretty impressive without her twin brother in the ring!
Michael Cole: Mabel is indeed impressive so far!
Meanwhile, 25 seconds was displayed on the titantron, awaiting the 32nd entrant of this match.
At the same time, Justin was being part of a elimination process that showed the male model himself struggling to hang on after Razor and Cowboy James Storm flipped him over the top rope. Luckily he only managed to hang on to the middle rope.
Jim Ross: We could see another elimination here!
Joey Styles: Justin is in deep trouble, it seems!
As both Razor and James Storm kept kicking Justin away in hopes that he would let go of the ropes...
...his Hawaiian butt was suddenly saved by both Monty and Vanessa who hit at both Razor and the Cowboy. Justin soon breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't need any help to be exact. But seeing both Monty, Vanessa, Razor and James Storm fight it out one bit, Justin decided to steal the show. So he ran up to the top rope and waited for the four other people brawling to get his attention.
JBL: I hate to see what Justin's got in his sleeve...
Michael Cole: I don't know, but it's sure gonna be interesting!
In a second, Justin flew up with a huge moonsault and landed right on Razor, James Storm, Monty and Vanessa in one sitting! All of the momentum in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble all shifted to the side of the Eye Candy as the rest of the people chanted Justin's name.
Joey Styles: *in surprise* Oh my god!
Jerry Lawler: Justin just took out 4 people with 1 moonsault! That is impressive!
Jim Ross: No kidding! He caused half a dogpile here!
As the rest of the crowd went crazy for Justin's unbelievable move, the 10 second mark was now underway as the rest of Metlife Stadium all looked right at the entrance stage, awaiting the 32nd competitor.
Mike Tenay: We got another entrant in hand! Who's it gonna be?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #32: Heather (Total Drama)
Jim Ross: Here comes another returning entrant from the 2nd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: Not to leave out the runner-up for the Iron Man award, it's Total Drama's Queen Bee, Heather!
JBL: Looks like she's getting out another tremendous ovation just like the last Rumble!
JBL was right. The 32nd entrant, which was Heather from the Total Drama series, ran down the ramp with yet another standing ovation. The rest of the crowd started chanting "Heather! Heather! Heather!" as soon as she got in the ring.
As soon as she did get into the ring, Heather started to go to work right away by giving Razor a split-legged leg-drop!
Jim Ross: Split-legged leg drop across the throat of Razor!
Michael Cole: I'm getting Melina flashbacks just thinking of that!
After Heather got up, Mabel Pines tried to catch Heather by surprise with a quick running hurricanrana, but Heather evaded just in time by moving out of the way.
In response, Heather nailed Mabel Pines with a huge superkick!
Mike Tenay: Heather hits a huge superkick to Mabel's face!
Joey Styles: No kidding! Mabel's braces may have been knocked through the 5th row!
Heather's momentum still went on as Road Dogg recently got up from the hurricanrana that Mabel Pines gave to him.
The Queen Bee found an opportunity as she approached him and gave him an Evan Bourne-like spin kick to the Road Dogg's chest that sent him right over the ropes and onto the floor, resulting in Heather's very first elimination of the night.
JBL: Road Dogg's going back to the pound! He's outta there!
Jerry Lawler: There goes the Road Dogg! What an impressive elimination by Heather!
21st Elimination: "Road Dogg" Jesse James; Eliminated by: Heather; Duration: 14:20
After the Road Dogg got back up after realizing that he was eliminated, he walked back to the entrance ramp, only to get a standing ovation and a 'Road Dogg' chant from the East Rutherford fans.
Back in ring #1, Zoey and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz faced off when the both of the two women found Singapore canes laying around the ring. Both of them picked it up and started to face each other in a huge intense circle.
This was like Lucy Liu vs. Uma Thurman it seemed. The rest of the fans became ecstatic seeing this encounter happen before their very eyes.
Jim Ross: I'm not sure if I seen anything like this, but this is amazing!
Jerry Lawler: Two hot divas with Singapore Canes? I love the Royal Rumble!
Joey Styles: I'm not sure if this is a turn-on, but I hope I keep myself together!
Both women made their move as Zoey and Vanessa whacked both of their canes together. It was definitely like a swordfight but with hard wooden sticks. Only one single mark was gonna be left in one of the girl's skins.
This sword fight began to go on seconds, before Zoey's cane was knocked off of orbit. Vanessa began whacking her right in the ass and right into the chest, much to the pleasure of male fans watching!
JBL: Zoey got it hard in the chest!
Mike Tenay: That's really gotta sting from a distance!
Vanessa displayed a sick smile as she gripped that cane with such pure vengeance.
And as she was about to swing once again, Zoey moved right out of the way, but much to Vanessa's shock, she accidentally caned her boyfriend, Monty Monogram!
Jerry Lawler: Oh no!
Mike Tenay: Vanessa caned Monty by accident, when she was really going after Zoey!
Joey Styles: Monty got cracked like a frickin' coconut!
Monty Monogram: *holding his head in pain* Ack! What the hell, Vanessa?!
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: I am so sorry! I was going right after Zoey, I swear!
After both Monty and Vanessa were still arguing, Zoey picked the Singapore cane back up and whacked Vanessa right on the candy-ass for perhaps the second time!
Michael Cole: And Vanessa gets whacked in the ass once again!
Jim Ross: She's feeling like a roasted pig being made well done!
Right at ring #2, Al Bundy miraculously started to get up from that hard conchairto that Zoey gave to him.
But before he could shake the feeling off, he was involved in an irish whip by Justin and Heather, which forced the rest of his already-painful body in a hip toss and a Rocker-like elbow drop, followed by an amazing kip-up!
Jerry Lawler: Al Bundy got a taste of the Rocker treatment, courtesy of Heather and Justin!
JBL: I know. I feel like I'm already in the 80's!
The 25-second mark was reached, as the remaining seconds now appeared in the titantron as the action still continued when "Cowboy" James Storm was busy giving John Morrison a 10 punch salute on the corner. The people were counting along with every punch.
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...
But before the crowd could get to 9, John Morrison grabbed the Cowboy and sent his head straight into the turnbuckle.
Mike Tenay: Cowboy's brain may have been rattled on the way down there!
JBL: Smart move by Morrison! That left James Storm stunned for a bit!
As the Cowboy was in an unconscious state, Morrison moved Storm to the center of the corner.
Looking down at a defeated cowboy, Morrison springboarded on the corner and spun around in a corkscrew spin, hitting James Storm with the Starship Pain!
Jim Ross: The Cowboy took a ride on the Starship Pain!
Jerry Lawler: Not the ride that the Cowboy wanted, but he got it anyway!
Mike Tenay: Look ahead guys, we got number 33 in the way!
Contrary to Tenay's words, John Morrison looked right at the Rumble clock as it counted down to another entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #33: Mark Henry
Hearing the sound of Three 6 Mafia's "Somebody Gonna Get Their Ass Kicked", the rest of the East Rutherford crowd stood up to sing along (remember the post-WM29 Raw?) as the 33rd entrant, "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry, took his time walking down the ramp.
Jerry Lawler: *in shock* Oh no...
Joey Styles: "Oh no" may be right! Here comes the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry!
JBL: I dare anyone else try to eliminate him, because there ain't gonna be no way somebody is gonna throw him over!
Michael Cole: Not without some sort of freakish miracle at best!
With such an angry and evil smirk, Mark Henry slowly began to get inside the ring, while some of the participants looked at Henry with such fear. But some of them didn't look too intimidated by him like Al Bundy, John Morrison and perhaps Justin.
The first contest Henry had encountered was Mabel Pines, who still had her bedazzler gun in hand. As she straddled it like a cowboy ever would, Mabel stood up to the World's Strongest Man. She then drew out her bedazzler gun and pointed right at Mark Henry.
Mabel Pines: You shall not pass! Prepare to be bedazzled!
Mark Henry: Is that supposed to scare me? You will not run through me!
JBL: *laughing at Mabel's stunt* Hahahaha! What kind of damage is Mabel gonna do with Mark Henry? Hit him with a soft marshmallow? That's crazy!
Jerry Lawler: I fail to find any humor in that. I think what she's doing may be foolish, but nevertheless, that shows some heart.
JBL: Ah, you're just jealous that you can't find my taste in humor funny.
As Mabel was about to shoot Mark Henry with a bedazzler gun, Henry knocked the object right off of Mabel's hands.
And then, the World's Strongest Man proceeded to pick her up on the shoulders and spoke down to him.
Mark Henry: *to Mabel's face* Time for you to take a ride down to the Hall of Pain!
With Henry's words, Mark Henry threw Mabel Pines over the top rope as both of her feet hit the floor instantly.
Michael Cole: Mabel Pines is out!
Jim Ross: That was sort of a blunder right there for Mabel!
22nd Elimination: Mabel Pines; Eliminated by: Mark Henry; Duration: 18:30
After Mabel left sighing of the fact that she was eliminated by the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry continued his destruction on the rest of the competitors.
Vanessa separated from Monty a bit so that he can start to whack Henry with the Singapore cane. But Henry caught the stick just in time and stared down Vanessa like he was the devil.
Mark Henry: *right down to Vanessa* Is that supposed to scare me, huh?
After The World's Strongest Man swatted away Vanessa's stick, the daughter of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz was suddenly grabbed by the shoulders and thrown out over the top rope and onto the floor instantly. This resulted in another elimination for Mark Henry.
Joey Styles: Vanessa is out of there!
JBL: Another elimination for the World's Strongest Man!
23rd Elimination: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Eliminated by: Mark Henry; Duration: 30:45
As Vanessa was now throwing a bit of a shit-fit due to the fact that she was eliminated, Rob Van Dam tried to climb over the top rope on efforts that he would finally stop this dangerous machine of a 390-pound monster.
Rob Van Dam leaped...
...only for Mark Henry to catch him in mid-air and hit him with the World's Strongest Slam!
Michael Cole: The World's Strongest Slam by Mark Henry!
Jim Ross: He catched RVD in mid-air!
Joey Styles: This is insane! It's like they're not even trying or something!
Mark Henry continued to dominate all over the Rumble. Meanwhile, he saw Razor trying to land in a missile dropkick.
Smart as Henry was, he moved out of the way which forced the SWAT Kat to land right on the mat painfully. If that wasn't painful enough, Mark Henry splashed right on top of him!
Jerry Lawler: Ooof! Well, that wasn't very smart of Razor!
Mike Tenay: Henry dropped his whole body on him like it was a bad habit!
As soon as Henry got up, Monty Monogram tried to avenge Vanessa's elimination by whacking him with the Singapore cane that Henry swatted away.
Somehow, Monty hadn't been aware of what happened the last time between Mark Henry and Vanessa. It didn't work. Even when Mark Henry dared Monty to whack him again, it didn't work. So Mark Henry retaliated...
...by giving Monty a huge jaw-breaking clothesline!
Michael Cole: What a huge clothesline!
JBL: I think Monty may need to pick the rest of his teeth up that's laying on the mat!
Joey Styles: Who in the holy hell is gonna stop Mark Henry!?
After taking care of the second generation Monogram, Mark Henry was suddenly halted by John Morrison and Justin, who decided the best way to slow the giant down was to hit him at both sides.
The crowd applauded at this double team effort as repeated punches straight to Mark Henry's noggin forced the big man to go down on one knee!
Jim Ross: John Morrison and Justin got Mark Henry down on one knee!
Michael Cole: They're making Mark Henry a human chopping block!
JBL: It isn't gonna last long.
Seeing the big man go down, both John Morrison and Justin bounced back on the ropes, hoping to hit Mark Henry with some sort of double Shining Wizard, but the World's Strongest Man didn't allow it.
As they were running, Mark Henry got right back up and hit both Morrison and Justin with a double clothesline!
JBL: See, I told ya!
Joey Styles: Morrison and Justin tried to stop them, but Mark Henry went right at them like some sort of roadblock!
Jerry Lawler: Henry looks like he isn't gonna be stopped at all!
After easily taking down Morrison and Justin with one move, Mark Henry looked right to the left side of the ring to see Cowboy James Storm getting up from the Starship Pain just now.
Containing his muscled rage, Mark Henry picked up the Cowboy like a rag doll. He then lifted him up and slammed him down for another World's Strongest Slam!
Mike Tenay: Another World's Strongest Slam!
Michael Cole: Cowboy's looking a little bland! He may be out of fuel.
Mark Henry: *to the crowd* That's what I do!
After giving out a mixed reaction to the people around Metlife Stadium, the countdown clock appeared in the Titantron as Mark Henry stood all alone, of course with the exception of Zoey and Heather who were busy trying to eliminate Al Bundy. He rubbed his hands in anger as the last 10 seconds ticked down to its next competitor.
Joey Styles: Here comes number 34! Maybe he'll stop this carnage from happening!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #34: Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
As Mark Henry heard the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic theme song playing around, he took this situation and laughed like he was joking. Of course, he wasn't joking at first, but he thought that this was gonna be a piece of cake.
JBL: *complaining* Oh, come on, is this some sort of joke!?
Michael Cole: You may think that it's a joke, but at the Royal Rumble, everything is real! Including our 34th competitor!
JBL: This is gonna be a disaster. I don't even like My Little Pony! I hope Mark Henry makes one of those ponies well done for all I care.
Mark Henry was still awaiting the 34th entrant, in which he/she can receive the slight distinction of being in Mark Henry's Hall of Pain. But the World's Strongest Man was now starting to lose his patience.
But the rest of the crowd cheered like gangbusters when one of the ponies, namely Twilight Sparkle, came from the barricade and got on the apron, trying to get Mark Henry's attention. But he didn't even know it yet.
Jim Ross: My gawd, look at this!
Michael Cole: Wha-WHAT THE HELL IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE DOING THERE!?
Joey Styles: Basically, she's number 34 in the Rumble! And it looks like she's waiting for Mark Henry to come to her!
After Mark Henry turned around after losing his patience, he was surprised to see Twilight Sparkle leaping from the apron. In addition, she nailed Mark Henry with a Springboard Shoulder Block that forced Henry to stumble a bit!
Mike Tenay: What an impact by Twilight Sparkle!
Jerry Lawler: That didn't take Mark Henry down, but he stumbled a bit!
Seeing that Mark Henry was still on his two feet, Twilight Sparkle ran to the ropes and bounced back, hitting Mark Henry with another Diving Shoulder Block! The attack still failed to bring Mark Henry down, but it was really starting to become effective!
JBL: Henry's stumbling here!
Jim Ross: Twilight Sparkle is giving it all to the World's Strongest Man!
Michael Cole: And she's going around again!
Knowing that Mark Henry wouldn't be taken down, Twilight noticed that Mark Henry was close to the ropes.
Just like an angry bull with hooves, Twilight Sparkle dashed between the ropes and hit Mark Henry with another Shoulder Block, but this time, Henry stumbed so far that he stumbled on the rope with his foot leaving the mat!
Mike Tenay: Henry's stumbling here!
Jim Ross: He may be looking to fall right to the floor!
As Mark Henry was trying to keep his balance, Twilight Sparkle, Heather and Zoey all rushed right after Henry as they lifted up his leg and sent the World's Strongest Man tumbling over the top rope and onto the floor, receiving a tremendous applause from the East Rutherford crowd!
Jim Ross: *in shock* MY GAWD! MARK HENRY'S OUT!
Michael Cole: *also in shock* YOU REALLY GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Joey Styles: Over 400 pounds gets ejected by a mere... less than two hundred combined or something; I don't know how much a little horse like Twilight weighs!
JBL: I may not like it, but that's really impressive from Twilight Sparkle!
Joey Styles: Something tells me Mark Henry isn't gonna take elimination well!
24th Elimination: Mark Henry; Eliminated by: Twilight Sparkle, Heather and Zoey; Duration: 2:40
As Mark Henry got right up, he was approached by the rest of the referees, who were telling him that he needed to leave. With rage like a dangerous Texas twister, Mark Henry started to punch one of the referees out, mostly Mike Chioda!
Jim Ross: OH! HEY, COME ON, NOW!
Joey Styles: Mark Henry just took out referee Mike Chioda!
JBL: Can you blame Mark? He got eliminated early thanks to that weird purple horse!
After throwing out steel steps and kicking the crap out of the barricades, Mark Henry looked to take his rage out on somebody.
For Al Bundy unfortunately, Mark Henry dragged him out of the ring and fed the show salesman a huge clothesline.
Mike Tenay: Mark Henry has definitely lost it in the Rumble!
Michael Cole: I really hate to see what Mark's gonna do next, but Al Bundy better get out of here if he knows what's good for him!
Ignoring the commentators' pleas, The World's Strongest Man tore up the announcers table.
In process, Mark Henry picked up Al's lifeless body with a World's Strongest Slam! But the intention was this: Mark Henry sure as hell wasn't going to slam Al Bundy on the floor. But rather, Mark carried Al straight to the announcer's table.
Jerry Lawler: Oh, good god, please don't!
Joey Styles: It may be too late to stop him!
Joey was right. It was too late to stop him, as Mark Henry slammed Al Bundy hard on the announcer's table, just breaking it into pieces!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Mark Henry may have taken apart Al Bundy like a tinker toy!
Mike Tenay: I'm not definitely sure if Al Bundy can continue from that impact!
The rest of Metlife Stadium all started to boo loudly at Mark Henry's brutality of Al Bundy as the World's Strongest Man finally decided to leave ringside.
Meanwhile, 19 seconds had appeared right at the titantron in anticipation of the 35th entrant. Twilight Sparkle started to wrap her legs/hooves all around Monty Monogram's legs. Looking at the crowd with such approval of "WOOOO!" chants, Twilight locked in Monty with the Figure Four Leg-Lock, made famous by WWE Hall-of-Famer, The "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!
Michael Cole: Figure Four! Twilight locks in the Figure Four!
JBL: Nature Boy would be proud of her. The same move that made Ric Flair a 16-time World Champion!
The pain to Monty's legs was excruciating. It was like his legs was a giant nut and Twilight Sparkle was a pony turned into a nutcracker. Just the slightest bone in his leg would break or snap itself like a twig.
As Monty was trying to find some sort of rope for safety, the 10-second mark took effect as the WWE Universe looked to the entrance stage and saw who was about to come down. Unfortunately, Mark Henry was walking up to the entrance ramp and saw the last 10 seconds tick down!
Michael Cole: We got number 35 on the way. Let's see who it is.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #35: Spike (My Little Pony: FiM)
The "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" song played once again as JBL moaned in agony.
JBL: *groaning* Again? We got another pony competing here?
Jerry Lawler: Like it or not, we have.
JBL: At least it better not be Pinkie Pie. She's nuts!
Appearing the entrance stage happened to be the 35th entrant and My Little Pony fan favorite, Spike. The baby dragon seemed to have brought along a shopping cart with him as he saw Mark Henry walk up to the ramp. But he wasn't alone. As Spike got on the shopping cart, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were with him as they started pushing the shopping cart in attempts to use it as battering ram.
Jim Ross: What's going on?
Jerry Lawler: It seems like Spike's borrowing a page from Jackass!
The shopping cart rolled down the ramp as Mark Henry suddenly leaped out of the way. Spike was about to collide with the ring! But strangely, he didn't seem scared for no reason.
Before the cart could collide with the ring, Spike somersaulted through the ropes and landed safely in the ring to a roaring ovation from the fans!
Mike Tenay: WHOA! What an entrance!
Joey Styles: I'll say, that was really crazy!
Jerry Lawler: No kidding, that really tops Shawn Michaels's entrance from WrestleMania XII!
After he bowed to the audience in respect, Spike performed a standing splash right on Monty Monogram, who was still trying to recover from the Figure Four Leg-Lock made by Twilight Sparkle.
JBL: That thing just splashed right on Monty!
Jim Ross: You do realize his name is Spike and that he's a baby dragon, right?
JBL: Well, a dragon doing that just doesn't seem normal!
Spike continued his frenzy as he soon got up. His next opponent was Razor of the SWAT Kats.
Spike springboarded and leaped from the corner to hit the kat with a tasteful Disaster Kick!
Mike Tenay: Nice Disaster Kick by Spike!
JBL: This is insane! That's Cody Rhodes's move he's stealing.
Jerry Lawler: If you got a problem with that, try asking that little dragon; that is, if you don't want eyebrows anymore.
JBL: I don't think so. I'll stick with the announcing for now.
After the disaster kick, Spike was approached by the Queen Bee known as Heather.
Keeping his amazing momentum going, Spike surprisingly picked up Heather in a Samoan Drop position and spun her around. For Heather, this was the sickest ride she ever took, but in a bad way. Just being spun around in 1800 degrees was enough to make Heather toss her cookies.
Michael Cole: Spike is taking Heather for a spin!
Jim Ross: I don't really wanna know what happens when he stops though. It's not gonna be a welcoming sight!
After Spike put her down, Heather suddenly wobbled all across the ring. With the entire Metlife Stadium spinning all around Heather's entire head, she fell down on the mat like a dead doornail.
As a smile was suddenly brought through Spike's face, he turned around to see Zoey with a chair! But luckily, Spike managed to duck in time as the baby dragon retaliated with a dropkick to the chair, which was sent reeling right into Zoey's kisser!
Joey Styles: My god! Dropkick to the chair!
Jerry Lawler: With those swelled lips, Zoey would make a perfect airbag!
Spike kept on continuing as both John Morrison and Justin were attempting to double team Twilight Sparkle by sending her out of the Rumble match early.
Spike quickly responded with a chair shot to Justin's back as Twilight poked Morrison right in the eyes!
Michael Cole: Twilight Sparkle got saved just in time!
Jim Ross: Well, both she and Spike are very close to each other on the show, so it's apparent that both Twilight Sparkle and Spike are gonna team up here!
Mike Tenay: Of course, if they were the last two people left in the ring, they would fight it out!
Spike whipped Justin right into the right turnbuckle as Twilight began roughing up JoMo a bit. Both Spike and Twilight looked at each other from far away and nodded.
As a result, they irish whipped both Morrison and Justin as the male model tripped and lifted Morrison with a back body drop! But when Justin shook it off, his bell somehow rang in his head when Spike and Twilight Sparkle connected with a Double Enzugiri!
Joey Styles: OUCH! I think the bells in Justin's head just rang violently!
JBL: Impressive Double Enzugiri from the wonder weasels!
Michael Cole: You do realize their names are Twilight Sparkle and Spike right?
JBL: Hey, it's not my fault I don't watch "My Little Pony"!
After taking care of both the Eye Candy and Shaman of Sexy, Twilight and Spike all looked above their heads and saw Razor leap up from the apron, hoping to take the duo down with a flying double clothesline.
But it didn't happen due to Spike and Twilight dropkicking Razor on the way down! Owwwwww!
Mike Tenay: Razor got laid out pretty good! What a collision that was!
Jim Ross: I'm certain Razor's gonna regret that very much!
After Spike and Twilight took Razor down a peg or two, the duo looked at Cowboy James Storm, picked him up and tried to get him over the top rope. Like Al Bundy, the Cowboy also took a lot of monster damage in the match.
As the Cowboy was struggling to hang on, Al Bundy was also struggling to get up from that World's Strongest Slam he took from Mark Henry on the announcer's table! Meanwhile, the clock began ticking on it's last 10 seconds to the 36th entrant.
Jerry Lawler: Al Bundy's getting back up, but I think it may be all for naught here!
Michael Cole: How is Al Bundy gonna continue from that damage he took from Mark Henry!
Mike Tenay: I don't know, but I think James Storm may need some help here! He's about inches away from being eliminated!
To be continued, once again...
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Man, that was one hell of a doozy. Let's see what kind of stats we have now? Hmmm...
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 35
Entries left: 45
Number of eliminations: 24
People in the ring: 10
Eliminated: Fandango, The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines, Bully Ray, Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz and Mark Henry
In the ring: Al Bundy, Heather, "Cowboy" James Storm, John Morrison, Justin, Monty Monogram, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Spike, Twilight Sparkle, and Zoey
News flash, everyone! All I want to say is that next chapter, we will be giving the contestants who have been eliminated from the Royal Rumble another chance for victory! Yep, were opening the re-entry flags come next chapter! Will your favorite return for another chance of destiny? Find out. Until next time, good night... and big balls.