FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 10: Little Rustled Jimmies
In the last chapter: Anarchy reigned once again as the 'Whole F'N Show' Rob Van Dam and Total Drama's Queen Bee Heather made their marks inside the ring. "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry was hoping to send the rest of the contestants into the Hall of Pain, but he was shockingly eliminated by Total Drama alumni Heather, Zoey and My Little Pony's Twilight Sparkle, to the point that Mark Henry nearly brutalized Al Bundy to death. Oh, and Spike from My Little Pony was there too. Will more carnage and anarchy be unleashed in the 3rd annual FanFiction Royal Rumble?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The rest of the carnage ensued as Twilight Sparkle looked right at the titantron seeing the last 10 seconds tick away.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #36: The Great And Powerful Trixie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Mysterious magic-themed music started playing, much to the nerves of Twilight Sparkle. It was all because of the 36th entrant, The Great and Powerful Trixie, making his way to the aisle with a cold glare coming across her face.
JBL: Our next entrant is... another pony? Ugh, this ring is turning into a farm for pete's sake!
Joey Styles: Here comes one of Twilight Sparkle's rivals on My Little Pony, Trixie!
Michael Cole: Joey, you do realize it's "The Great and Powerful" Trixie, right? And I can see that they're both ready for a fight, it seems!
As the blue-skinned magic mistress entered the ring, she had caught the attention of her part-time rival. As they locked eyes in the center of the ring, Trixie and Twilight came to a bit of an agreement, as they bumped hooves briefly and locked up into the standard tie-up sequence.
Twilight got the first lead in the beginning of their battle, already pouncing on the magician with some hard kicks using her back hooves, coming close to shattering Trixie's snout with the last strike of the combo.
Mike Tenay: I'm not sure about you, but I think the rest of MetLife Stadium have been waiting for this!
Jerry Lawler: Twilight Sparkle still hasn't forgotten the history between her and the Great and Powerful, and we might just have a technical clinic in a moment's time!
Joey Styles: It was all because of that Magic Duel that happened between her and Trixie that forced Twilight Sparkle out of Ponyville for a while. And it looks like Twilight wants to return the favor!
The Great And Powerful Trixie, briefly staggered and bloodied, tried to take a quick breather, but Twilight wanted to make the first impact in this brawl. She was like a bear wanting to eat its prey alive.
Twilight kept on thrashing her with hoove punches, much to the delight of the WWE Universe! After an irish whip to the ropes, Twlight flipped Trixie over like a pancake!
Jim Ross: Back body drop! And Twilight's just getting started!
Michael Cole: Trixie's trying to catch a break here, but I don't think Twilight's gonna let her!
As Trixie kept on backing away from Twilight, the ultra-charasmatic unicorn bumped right into "Cowboy" James Storm, who greeted her with a beer bottle right to the head!
Jerry Lawler: OW! Trixie got walloped good by the Cowboy!
Mike Tenay: A definite misfire on the mind of Trixie!
Michael Cole: I think she demands to be called "The Great And Powerful Trixie". Get it right.
As Trixie was having trouble getting off in the starting gate, Justin went under the ropes and outside the ring as he looked right under the apron for a weapon to use on his opponent, but it wasn't any ordinary weapon.
Justin had pulled out a table and managed to set it up, just for the right time.
Joey Styles: I think Justin may be going to the extreme here!
JBL: You think about now that Justin could get a case of the splinters when picking up wooden things.
Jim Ross: I'm certain Justin's learning his lesson this time around!
After Justin was giving the Rumble a bit of an extreme makeover, Trixie was still having trouble getting out of the starting gate when Zoey kicked her right in the pony gut.
Zoey then proceeded to put Trixie right in a front headlock, but to only fall right on the mat, via DDT!
Michael Cole: The Great and Powerful Trixie gets planted with a very hard DDT!
Jerry Lawler: I think I may be suffering Jake "The Snake" Roberts flashbacks in an instant, because that hit closer to home!
Before Zoey could have a chance to get up however, he was clocked out of nowhere by Cowboy James Storm with a Last Call superkick!
That impact forced the rest of Zoey's body to go over the top rope and hit the floor, resulting in the Indie Chick being eliminated!
Jim Ross: There goes Zoey!
Joey Styles: The Cowboy eliminates Zoey from the Rumble! And with a super kick out of nowhere!
25th Eliminated: Zoey; Eliminated by: "Cowboy" James Storm; Duration: 17:00
After Zoey walked away seconds after she was eliminated, Al Bundy was starting to get up on his own two feet slowly as he dragged his own body from the broken announcers table. It was even a miracle that he was standing after that brutal attack by Mark Henry!
Michael Cole: How on earth is Al Bundy still standing?
Jim Ross: I'm not sure Cole, but I think it's because Al Bundy's got heart!
JBL: He may have heart, but he's definitely doesn't have a brain to do much!
As Al Bundy slowly managed to get in the ring, Rob Van Dam went right to the top rope after he saw The Great And Powerful Trixie was still laid motionless in the ring after a DDT from Zoey.
With a deep breath, RVD leaped like a frog and hit Trixie with a hard Five Star Frog Splash!
Jerry Lawler: Five Star Frog Splash right on top of Trixie!
Michael Cole: That's 'The Great And Powerful Trixie', King.
Jerry Lawler: *to Cole, angrily* I know what it is! I'm not deaf!
With the 30 seconds displayed in the Rumble clock, Monty Monogram was fighting off both Justin and Heather as they were attempting a double team maneuver on the top rope. They were originally planning to pull off a double back suplex right on the top rope until Monty fought them both off with a elbow shot to the face.
After the pair fell down on their two feet, Monty capitalized with a flying body press on both the Queen Bee and the Eye Candy in one setting!
Mike Tenay: Incredible move by Monty Monogram right on Heather and Justin!
JBL: I'm really impressed by this kid! Major Monogram would be proud of his son!
Around 20 seconds until the next entrant, John Morrison was being tied up in a tree of woe on the turnbuckle, while Spike backed a few steps away from him.
Raising his hands in victory, Spike beat his chest and yelled out "M-L-P" similar to Tommy Dreamer's chant of E-C-W, right before he took off and hit Morrison with a Chris Sabin-like dropkick right on the teeth!
Jim Ross: Impressive dropkick by Spike!
Joey Styles: That dropkick might have hit Morrison like crazy there!
After Spike's impressive tree-of-woe dropkick, 10 seconds appeared right on the titantron, indicating that the 37th entrant was now making his way into the contest.
JBL: Here comes number 37! I can't wait to see who it is!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #37: R-Truth
Michael Cole: We got another new competitor competiting in his first Fanfiction Royal Rumble! It's the energetic R-Truth!
Joey Styles: I can also see Little Jimmy right behind him for support!
JBL: Are you deaf, Joey? That's just nothing but air. You're talking out of your head.
Looking energetic and psyched, the 37th entrant, R-Truth, ran down to the ring with his friend Little Jimmy right by his side.
R-Truth entered the ring and soon got it on against Razor of the SWAT Kats with hard punches to the face. After Razor was roughed up enough, R-Truth irish whipped him into the left corner of the ring, but Razor countered it nicely, which sent Truth running instead. Luckily R-Truth managed to leap and cartwheel to safety.
Razor then decided to clothesline R-Truth to kingdom come, but Truth managed to duck/split and hit Razor with a jumping roundhouse kick.
Jim Ross: Impressive kick from R-Truth right to Razor's face!
Jerry Lawler: That rattled Razor's brain a few notches!
Mike Tenay: That's not a place Razor ever wanted to be at the right time!
His frenzy continued as R-Truth targeted Justin next. With such an ounce of competive spark, R-Truth managed to hit Justin with the reverse STO, better known as Little Jimmy.
Michael Cole: He nails Justin with Little Jimmy!
JBL: Did R-Truth use Little Jimmy and wrap him around Justin's face on that move?
Jim Ross: Be serious, JBL...
After taking care of Justin, R-Truth looked down at The Great and Powerful Trixie right by his feet.
He bounced back on the ropes, and did a little shimmy before hitting Trixie with a dancing leg drop!
Jerry Lawler: Nice little move from R-Truth!
Joey Styles: I'm not sure, but I think we may have a new pain magnet in Trixie!
Michael Cole: *acting tired and upset* That's 'The Great And Powerful Trixie'.
Joey Styles: We already know that, Cole! It's just too long of a name!
Meanwhile, Al Bundy was still trying to shake off the damage that he suffered at the hands of Mark Henry. After he got those gruesome images off of his head, he saw 'Cowboy' James Storm trying to get rid of Twilight Sparkle from the top rope.
Using his experience in his high-school football days, the shoe salesman stood in a three-point stance and ran with the rage of an angry bull. With the power of his fans, Al Bundy charged right at Cowboy with a clothesline that sent both James Storm and Twilight Sparkle on the top rope, but as Twilight Sparkle managed to hang onto the rope for the time being, James Storm wasn't so lucky as he was sent falling to the floor.
JBL: Al Bundy gets rid of the Cowboy! He's outta there!
Mike Tenay: Showdown's over for James Storm! He's out of the match!
26th Eliminated: "Cowboy" James Storm; Eliminated by: Al Bundy; Duration: 20:45
Seeing that he eliminated James Storm from this match, Al Bundy started to dance like he scored some sort of touchdown! He was pulling off the Ickey Shuffle, which was famous by 1980's unforgotten football player, Ickey Woods. Al was shuffling his feet to the right and holding an air football out to the right while he shuffled his feet to the left and held the air football out to the left. He finally finished by doing three hops to the right and spiking the air football into the ground.
The rest of the crowd got into an "Ickey Shuffle" chant seeing this.
Crowd: *chanting* Ickey Shuffle! *clap clap clap clap clap* Ickey Shuffle! *clap clap clap clap clap* Ickey Shuffle!
JBL: *chuckling* This is great! We just got an Ickey Shuffle chant in MetLife Stadium!
Joey Styles: Somehow, I don't think we're in Cleveland anymore!
Cowboy James Storm wasn't having none of this, knowing that he was eliminated by a shoe salesman.
In response, he stood on top of the apron while drinking a opened beer bottle. As Al Bundy started to turn around after his dance, the Cowboy spat right at Al's face, much to the laughter (and some disappointment) of the fans sitting at ringside. The beer was burning into Al's retinas.
Al Bundy: *screaming in pain* Agh! I'm blind! This is worse than seeing Grandma in a bikini!
Jerry Lawler: The Cowboy just blasted Al Bundy with beer-spit!
Jim Ross: No kidding! That beer may have burned Al straight in the eyes!
Still blinded, Al Bundy was suddenly grabbed by Monty Monogram who tugged the back of Al's football jersey and threw him over the top rope, but strangely in comedic effect, Al Bundy hung himself upside down by his feet like a bat!
JBL: Al Bundy's out-no, wait a minute!
Jerry Lawler: Al hung himself upside down! He's still in, but it may not be for long!
Al Bundy was nearly moments from slipping from those ropes and headed for elimination city when suddenly, he started to hang on to the middle ropes by his fists while he slowly sent his feet through the middle ropes.
He carefully slid his feet back inside the ring and threw his whole body back in the ring as well. He got a standing ovation for his prevention of elimination, knowing that it took 15 seconds just to get back into the ring.
Jim Ross: Al Bundy has just survived elimination!
Joey Styles: That's amazing! Al Bundy is like a human Fruit Roll-Up!
Mike Tenay: If he didn't hang on, Al could have fallen right on his head and be eliminated just like that!
20 seconds was now approaching before the 38th contestant could be in the match. Meanwhile, Justin was right in the turnbuckle, trying to give Razor a superplex. But luckily, the superior and quicker member of the SWAT Kats, managed to hang on to the ropes.
In response, Razor hit Justin with a front vertical suplex while the kat managed to hang on to the ropes.
Michael Cole: Nice counter by Razor there! He kept himself safe!
Mike Tenay: I can't wait to see what Razor's got planned next!
As Justin got himself up, Razor leaped over the top rope and hit Justin with a Blockbuster neckbreaker on the way down!
Joey Styles: Blockbuster by Razor!
JBL: I may not be a cat person, but Razor is really holding out on his own without his partner, T-Bone! That's impressive!
The 20 seconds soon turned into 10 as the rest of the people all counted down to the 38th entrant.
Jerry Lawler: Here comes number 38!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #38: Deadpool
Strangely, the song "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson played on the sound system as the 38th entrant known as Deadpool began to dance his way toward the ring. Basically, he was moonwalking backwards down the entrance ramp while he heard the chants of "Deadpool" go all across the stadium.
Michael Cole: *whines* Oh no, please tell me this guy isn't gonna be in the Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: I afraid he's gonna be! When Deadpool's around, carnage is sure to follow!
Joey Styles: It's like if Sabu was somesort of masked superhero!
Taking his time to scope out the competition, Deadpool dug something under the ring and brought out some sort of bag. Whatever was inside it was gonna be bad for the rest of the competitors.
After searching, Deadpool had brought out a 2x4, but the only surprise was this: It was wrapped in barbed wire! The rest of the fans all went ape-shit crazy because of the damage that Deadpool was gonna bring in this match!
Jim Ross: My god! That 2x4 is wrapped around in barbed wire!
Joey Styles: I hate to see someone be a part of that carnage!
Some of the contestants all looked at Deadpool with fear and intimidation.
When Deadpool swung away, Heather, Spike, Twilight Sparkle and John Morrison managed to back away from this insane madman. Unfortunately, Razor met the hard end of that barbed wire 2x4 as Deadpool hit him in the back really hard!
Joey Styles: *screaming* OH MY GOD!
Mike Tenay: An impact like that oughta make you cringe! Believe me!
Jerry Lawler: Oh, I believe you, Tenay!
After pouncing Razor down like a whac-a-mole, Deadpool was approached by Al Bundy who tried to clothesline the psychotic superhero, but Deadpool managed to duck down and hit Al right in the ass! Just having the barbed wire touch Al's ass skin was painful enough to endure!
Jerry Lawler: Al got it right in the ass!
JBL: This guy is insane! And I thought Harley Quinn was wacky!
The next man Deadpool encountered was Monty Monogram. The second generation Monogram wasn't as much impressed by what Deadpool was pulling off lately.
As Monogram gestured Deadpool to bring it on, the anti-hero obliged by striking Monogram down with his 2x4. But Monty managed to duck the blow and hit Deadpool with a Pele kick!
Mike Tenay: Monty Monogram hit Deadpool with the Pele kick!
Joey Styles: Taking a playbook at "The Phenomenal One" AJ Styles!
As soon as Deadpool's barbed wire 2x4 was knocked out of orbit, Monogram then connected Deadpool with a hard Samoan Drop!
Jim Ross: Monty with a Samoan Drop!
Michael Cole: Look at the way Monty's handling him! It's like he's not even scared of him at all!
Deadpool started to get up using the ropes as Monty was about to wind up with a huge clothesline. Just enough to get Deadpool eliminated.
When Deadpool turned to him, Monty rushed right at Deadpool with a clothesline. But luckily, Deadpool managed to duck and lift Monty Monogram way over the air with a back body drop. But when Monty looked down...
...he suddenly crashed and burned on the table that Justin sent earlier, therefore being eliminated!
Joey Styles: *in horror* OH MY GOD!
Jerry Lawler: Monty Monogram got sent hurtling into a table!
JBL: Indeed, and now he's history, thanks to Deadpool.
27th Eliminated: Monty Monogram; Eliminated by: Deadpool; Duration: 32:53
After the rest of the EMT's sitting at ringside went to go help Monty, Deadpool noticed The Great And Powerful Trixie trying to get up from the brutal damage sustained earlier.
Deadpool rushed right at her and gave Trixie the Rough Ryder, even putting the barbed wire weapon to good use, holding it below one of his legs, forcing the sharp razor wire into the blue unicorn's skin!
Joey Styles: Oh g-good GOD!
Jim Ross: Rough Ryder! Deadpool nails it!
Mike Tenay: A page taken from Zack Ryder's moveset! I'm thinking he must be good friends with Ryder! Not to mention he basically lacerated Trixie's face with the barbed wire!
As Trixie rolled around in pain from the hardcore manuever, and as Deadpool kept on moonwalking to the delight of the 80,000-plus fans as back at Ring #2, Heather was busy choking Rob Van Dam with her high heel shoe. By the snark look on Heather's face, she was getting a kick of making RVD eat her shoe!
Jerry Lawler: Oh man! RVD's getting a taste of high heel!
JBL: No kidding. Now I know how Al Bundy feels being choked by something like that.
Heather kept on choking the life out of the Whole Dam Show until RVD finally retaliated...
...by kicking the Queen Bee right in the hoo-haa! Heather cringed and held her swimsuit region in pain.
Joey Styles: Oh my god! Is that really legal?
Jerry Lawler: I don't really know. But since this is the Royal Rumble, I'm thinking that everything is legal!
As Heather felt like she was gonna vomit her guts off, RVD hopped up on the second rope and springboarded right into Heather's chest, kicking her down into the mat!
Jim Ross: Incredible move by the Whole Dam Show!
Mike Tenay: I think Heather felt an entire case of heartburn right there!
Meanwhile, 30 seconds was about to give way to the next contestant. Around the same time, John Morrison and Justin were busy double teaming Spike with Double Axe Handle shots on the back. The baby dragon went down on his knees as both Morrison and Justin decided to powerbomb the hell out of him.
JBL: Ha ha! I like this! They're about to make Spike well done!
Michael Cole: There's no other way for Spike to get out of this!
As Morrison and Justin lifted Spike up in the sky, Twilight Sparkle came out of nowhere and helped Spike up.
The handsome duo noticed this and turned around, only for Twilight and Spike to punch them right in the abs and connect with a double DDT!
Jim Ross: Double DDT! Both the heads of Morrison and Justin got planted there!
Jerry Lawler: Interesting move from Spike and Twilight!
Mike Tenay: Twilight Sparkle definitely came in the nick of time!
Meanwhile, the 30 seconds soon turned into 18 as R-Truth kicked Al Bundy right in the fruit basket. And then he bounced back on the side of the ropes and tried to nail Al with the axe kick...
...but Al moved right out and ran bounced through the ropes as well as he successfully nailed R-Truth with a Goldberg-like spear!
JBL: WHOA! Al got R-Truth with the Spear!
Michael Cole: I think a certain Rated R Superstar couldn't be more proud watching that!
As the stars rung right through R-Truth's head, the 18 seconds in the Rumble countdown now turned into 10 as the 39th entrant was beginning to make his way.
Jerry Lawler: Number 39 is about to come on down!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #39: Tommy Dreamer
Michael Cole: Oh my!
Joey Styles: More like 'Oh My God'! Look who just drew number 39!
Mike Tenay: Here comes ECW Original and the Innovator of Violence, Tommy Dreamer! I cant wait to see what Tommy pulls off.
The sound of "Man In The Box" by 90's grunge band Alice In Chains played loudly through the stadium speakers as the 39th entrant, "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer, was greeted by everyone in East Rutherford as they let out a very huge E-C-W chant much to his delight.
As Tommy finally entered the ring, he began to on a roll, just hitting everyone he saw in order. He socked Deadpool, Justin, Razor, Al Bundy, and John Morrison at one time.
Jim Ross: Dreamer's going fast!
Joey Styles: Dreamer is just hitting at everyone he sees! Risky move, but it's very effective for the Innovator of Violence!
The ECW chant from this crowd pumped Dreamer up as he reached in that garbage can that Mabel Pines threw in the Rumble earlier. He pulled out a garbage can and whacked Morrison right in the head. The same thing was said for Justin as he got him in the abdomen and connected with his signature Dreamer DDT.
Michael Cole: And Justin gets DDT'd again!
Joey Styles: But this time by Tommy Dreamer! That's not a pretty image that Justin wants to relive once again!
Dreamer kept on rolling as he picked up Razor in a fireman's carry.
With such extreme surge rolling inside him, Dreamer dropped Razor with a Dreamer Driver!
JBL: Dreamer Driver! One of Tommy Dreamer's signatures!
Mike Tenay: Dreamer is feeding the energy from this East Rutherford crowd! And he loves it!
After doing his famous cross pose, Deadpool grabbed the barbed wire 2x4 that he dropped and recovered it. Just like Barry Bonds, he stanced himself just waiting for Dreamer to turn right around.
But when he turned right around, Deadpool swung for the fences and nailed Dreamer's ribs and back with the 2x4!
Jim Ross: Looks like Dreamer got a taste of Deadpool!
JBL: He swung harder than a monstrous Barry Bonds there!
Jerry Lawler: I'm not gonna lie, that hurt like post-partum pregnancy!
After Dreamer was laid down in extreme pain, The Great and Powerful Trixie finally took her time to get up slowly with no interruptions. There was no sneak attacks and no surprise encounters from somewhere.
When she tried to shake off the pain from earlier, Trixie looked at Twilight Sparkle from behind as she was trying her best to eliminate Heather off the apron, although her vision was slightly depleting from the amount of face blood she left on the ring mat. Right out of nowhere, The Great and Powerful Trixie, still a bit groggy, lifted up Twilight's legs. In an instant, she catapulted Twilight over the top rope and onto the floor, counting in Trixie's first elimination of the match!
Michael Cole: Twilight Sparkle's out of the Rumble!
Jim Ross: And worst of all, it's from the hands of Trixie!
JBL: That's The Great and Powerful Trixie, J.R.
28th Eliminated: Twilight Sparkle; Eliminated by: The Great and Powerful Trixie; Duration: 10:52
Shocked that she was eliminated this early in the Rumble, Twilight Sparkle channeled her anger and tried to hit Trixie much to her appreciation, but the referees held her back and told Twilight to leave ringside. This brought out a negative reaction as Trixie dropped to the mat to rest after the elimination
Jerry Lawler: That's a shame. Twilight Sparkle was one of the favorites and she got thrown out unexpectedly by Trixie.
Michael Cole: *groaning* For the last time King, that's "The Great and Powerful" Trixie!
Jerry Lawler: *cringing* I know that, Cole. I feel a little sickened that I don't wanna keep pronouncing her name right for the rest of the Rumble...
Seeing his close partner eliminated, Spike's rage started to pump up. He was shaking with anger and emotion. His dragon claws turning into fists. Spike was starting to hulk up, like a certain blonde-moustached hall-of-fame wrestler.
When The Great and Powerful Trixie turned around, Spike pointed at Trixie and said "YOU!" loudly at her face!
Mike Tenay: It seems like Spike just channeled his inner Hogan!
Joey Styles: *chuckling* I think Spike-a-Mania is running wild!
The enraged dragon started off his moment of destruction by viciously grabbing onto one of Trixie's oddly big eyes and dragging her across the ring by her eyeball.
Jerry Lawler: Whoa, oh my god, this is hard to watch!
Joey Styles: I've never seen someone running wild with somebody else's eye!
JBL: Ugh, I think I'm gonna puke!
After dragging the unicorn show-off back onto all four of her hooves, Spike struck Trixie on the face three times in a row, sent her bouncing back the ropes and gave her the big boot, or big foot, or big dragon... foot, whatever it's called!
Jim Ross: Spike gives her the boot!
Michael Cole: Spike is on a roll! Is he gonna drop the leg?
After Trixie fell down with a thud, Spike bounced back on the ropes and hit a leg drop right on top of Trixie's face!
Spike soon got up and started to rip his imaginary t-shirt as thousands of fans chanted "Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!".
Jerry Lawler: I hate to say this, but I think Spike may be the new Rumble favorite!
Mike Tenay: Spike is feeding the energy from this capacity crowd!
Spike felt like he was on top, but not for long.
As he turned right around, he was suddenly caught by surprise by both R-Truth and John Morrison who caught Spike by surprise with a double Superkick!
Jim Ross: Ouch! I think Spike spoke too soon!
Michael Cole: Spike might have chipped a dragon tooth along the way!
After Spike barely started to get up, Rob Van Dam and John Morrison picked Spike up by his tail, sent him flying over the top rope and hit the floor, resulting in a very painful elimination!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Well, so long, Spike!
JBL: Spike is running out of here on his own tail! He ain't running wild anymore!
29th Eliminated: Spike; Eliminated by: Rob Van Dam and John Morrison; Duration: 9:35
Shocked because of his elimination from the match, Spike started to throw a fit and even attempted to get back in the match, but it wasn't worth it. So he just blew the rest of the competitors off and started to angrily walk up the entrance ramp in a huff just like a Bushwhacker.
JBL: Great. At one time, he's Hulk Hogan and the next thing you know, he's a Bushwhacker?
Michael Cole: What a poor sport. But at least he gave it his all, so I'm not complaining.
At one part of the ring, the Great and Not-Currently-Powerful Trixie was already being examined on the suffering her eye basically took from Spike earlier, by a couple of medical staff members.
Medical worker: Don't worry, you're going to be all right to compete in a moment
Trixie: "All right"? My eye is f**king bleeding; how is that all right?!
Joey Styles: Whoa, I guess there's no limit to the language that can be said in the Rumble nowadays! Then again, the Angry Video Game Nerd has been in one of these Rumbles!
20 seconds came up on the titantron as the Eye Candy known as Justin hopped on Al Bundy's back, went to the apron and wrapped his own body around the shoe salesman in a Rope Stretch Chicken Wing!
Al Bundy could feel his arms separating from his body slowly. In process, Heather also started to hit at Bundy's noggin as an insult to injury!
Jim Ross: Look at this! Justin and Heather are ganging up on Al Bundy now!
Joey Styles: It's like Al Bundy being tortured in a dungeon!
Al Bundy: *feeling the pain* Agh! Agh! I changed my mind, this hurts way much worse than seeing Peg's mother naked!
Much to Al's sudden luck, he saw the 10-second mark on the Rumble clock tick down to it's 40th entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
It's a shameful thing, lost your head
A careless man who could wind up dead!
Entrant #40: Sheamus
Michael Cole: Oh yeah! Business has just picked up!
Jim Ross: Number 40 is the Celtic Warrior and the winner of the 2012 Royal Rumble, Sheamus!
JBL: Now we're talking!
Beating his already reddened chest, the 40th entrant, Sheamus, ran down the ramp to a bunch of cheering fans.
When Sheamus got inside the ring, he didn't take time to scope the rest of the competition. He just started to fire away with Brogue Kick after Brogue Kick! His first victims was RVD and John Morrison as their faces became doorstops for Sheamus's boot.
Jerry Lawler: Down goes RVD!
Mike Tenay: And there goes Morrison as well!
Seeing Rob Van Dam and Morrison go down with Brogue Kicks, Deadpool tried to stop Sheamus when he springboarded through the ropes with a Springboard Clothesline, but the Celtic Warrior noticed him from afar and catched the masked anti-hero by surprise with another Brogue Kick!
JBL: Now Deadpool gets it!
Joey Styles: The third Brogue Kick of the night! He's going crazy with Brogue Kick after Brogue Kick!
Mike Tenay: Who's gonna be next?
Tommy Dreamer was next. Dreamer tried to catch him in surprise with a chair, but Sheamus turned around and clocked the chair into Dreamer's face with a 4th Brogue Kick! The East Rutherford crowd was going crazy as they were counting down every Brogue Kick that Sheamus was hitting on a opponent.
Michael Cole: Dreamer got clocked hard!
Jim Ross: This is insane! It's like if Sheamus has Spider Sense all of a sudden!
Meanwhile, Justin and Heather were seeing Sheamus from a distance and tried to go for a brief gameplan on how to slow down Sheamus.
After a brief huddle, Heather went behind Sheamus as she hopped him on his back while attempting a sleeperhold. At the same time, Justin managed to grab a steel chair that was laying down at ringside.
Jerry Lawler: I can't believe this! Justin and Heather are gonna try to slow down Sheamus here!
JBL: That's not a very good idea as far as I'm concerned!
An amazing thing occurred in the Rumble. As Sheamus turned Heather over into a Celtic Cross position, Sheamus rushed at Justin and landed another Brogue Kick while holding Heather on his shoulders and knocking the steel chair out of sight!
Michael Cole: WHOA! Another Brogue Kick!
Mike Tenay: And he was still holding Heather on his shoulders! That's amazing!
On Sheamus's mind, he had enough of holding Heather on top of his shoulders. So he decided that it was the best time to drop her down via a Celtic Cross!
Jim Ross: And Heather gets nailed with a Celtic Cross!
Jerry Lawler: Sheamus is right on fire! Who's gonna stop this momentum?
As Sheamus was beating his chest and doing his famous cross pose, R-Truth decided to sneak right behind him like a ninja, hoping that he would be the one that would stop Sheamus's momentum from going on any further.
When the Celtic Warrior turned right around, R-Truth leaped in the air and trapped Sheamus with a Little Jimmy Reverse STO...
...but Sheamus swatted him away and hit R-Truth with his 6th Brogue Kick of the match!
Michael Cole: And yet another Brogue Kick! Sheamus has gone crazy!
JBL: Somebody get him a straight jacket because Sheamus has gone insane!
After Sheamus saw the satisfaction of the fans faces because of his Brogue Kick frenzy...
... Somewhere around MetLife Stadium, the 'mail received' sound from a huge laptop played, as the ring lights all across the stadum flickered on and off repeatedly to an acceptable response. That was really weird to be exact. There was a podium that stood close to the announcer's table that Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole were sitting at that said "Lordryu Booth" on it. Michael Cole stood up and grabbed the microphone.
Michael Cole: East Rutherford, can I have your attention, please? I just happened to receive an email from Lordryu.
Michael Cole approached to the podium and opened the laptop sitting on it, while speaking once again.
Michael Cole: And I quote… "The 3rd Annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble is widely considered one of the biggest, baddest and craziest Rumbles in history. But how wild and crazy can it get without the best part of the night? As the event rolls on, next to the titantron, there is a small cage wall with seven flags hung on top of it. Just like the FanFiction Royal Rumbles of the past, the characters who have been eliminated will get another chance to re-enter the Rumble by climbing to the top of the cage wall and claiming a flag from the top. There will only be three eliminated participants at one time, and the person who is able to retrieve the flag will be able to re-enter the Royal Rumble. Thank you for your time. Now enjoy the rest of the 3rd annual FanFiction Royal Rumble!
Hearing this, the rest of the eliminated competitors backstage were thrilled to have a another chance in the Rumble. But there was no watching for so long. The rest of the competitors tried to run as quick as they can, but only three could be out there.
For example, Muscle Man of Regular Show fame tried to make a quick run for the flag by trying to climb up the cage while yelling "WOOOOOOOOOOO!". And not too far on his tail, Clawdeen Wolf of Monster High chased after him with what seemed to be a can of spray paint!
JBL: I think Muscle Man and Clawdeen are gonna try to get in at one time!
Joey Styles: Muscle Man's got the lead so far but I think Clawdeen's catching up with him!
With a sick smile, Muscle Man tried to reach for the flag, but Clawdeen blasted him with orange spray paint!
Squealing like a little baby, Muscle Man plummeted through the table painfully!
Joey Styles: *screaming* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Muscle Man plummeted all the way to kingdom come!
Mike Tenay: That forces Muscle Man to lose his chance at victory! Clawdeen's inches away from the flag!
Clawdeen Wolf: *as she sees the flag* That's right. Come to mama...
But before Clawdeen could get her hands on the flag, tacky ballroom music began to play all throughout the stadium as the rest of the crowd started Fandango-ing once again. By the look on the commentators faces, they wouldn't quite believe it.
Joey Styles: Oh no... please tell me this isn't gonna happen!
Jerry Lawler: It sure is. I think Fandango's gonna try to re-enter the match using one of the flags on the top.
JBL: It may be too late though! Clawdeen's about to beat him to it!
Seeing as if Clawdeen was moments away from getting the first re-entry flag, Fandango climbed up the cage quicker than a cat and somehow met his eyes with hers. When Clawdeen felt her face being tenderly caressed by the hand of Fandango, she looked right him. Her jaw was suddenly dropped like a hard kidney stone.
Those seductive eyes, that handsome face, and that brilliant body of his made Clawdeen's heart stop on impact. He was like a perfect dancing specimen that she had never seen before. It was like she was falling in love with him.
Jerry Lawler: What's going on here? Clawdeen was about moments away from getting the flag.
Michael Cole: I think Clawdeen has just fallen in love with Fandango!
Mike Tenay: Look at her! I don't think she can even breathe looking at him for a second!
Fandango: *speaking to Clawdeen in musk tone* Care to give me that flag? A beautiful woman like you should learn how to share...
As she was about to become breathless at the sight of the ballroom dancer himself, Clawdeen gave the flag right to Fandango. And in response...
Fandango gave Clawdeen a slow passionate kiss that forced a passionate moan on behalf of the wolfgirl herself. That kiss was too much as Clawdeen fainted with a sigh and was hung upside down on the cage wall. With a smile, Fandango climbed back down with a re-entry flag in hand while Sheamus stared him down after taking out Al Bundy with another Brogue Kick!
Jerry Lawler: I gotta say... I think the temperature went right to 100 degrees, because that kiss was hot.
Jim Ross: Hot is right and I think this faceoff between Fandango and Sheamus is gonna say it all!
But before Sheamus and Fandango can manage to face off against one another, the countdown clock began to tick down on the titantron as the rest of the people stared at the stage to see who number 41 was gonna be.
Michael Cole: Number 41 is about to make his way! I can't wait to see who it is!
To be continued, once again...
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That's another chapter and another day finished right here. So let's see what kind of stats we got now!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 40
Entries left: 40
Number of eliminations: 29
People in the ring: 12
Eliminated: Fandango (first time), The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines, Bully Ray, Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Mark Henry, Zoey, "Cowboy" James Storm, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle and Spike
In the ring: Al Bundy, Fandango, Heather, Deadpool, John Morrison, Justin, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Rob Van Dam, R-Truth, Sheamus, The Great And Powerful Trixie and Tommy Dreamer
That's all for right now, but next chapter, we get to see who number 41 is? Will it be a legend, a wrestler, a cartoon, a superhero, or perhaps my drunken uncle. I don't know all of the questions, but all you have to do is find out. Until then, we are mother father gentlemans!