FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 11: Viva La Cena
In the last chapter: Newcomers arrived with such intensity as My Little Pony's evil magician The Great And Powerful Trixie made her presence known in an instant by eliminating Twilight Sparkle. But the Rumble really got crazier thanks to the entry of the 'Merc With a Mouth' Deadpool, who got crazy with a barbed wire 2x4 and even put Monty Monogram through a table vis elimination! Other entries included ECW original Tommy Dreamer and the Brogue Kick Hooligan known as Sheamus who all made their presence known in the biggest and craziest Royal Rumble ever. Oh, and Fandango re-entered the Rumble, thanks to his charms getting to "Monster High" hottie, Clawdeen Wolf. Will more craziness ensue?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The rest of the people in Metlife Stadium all anticipated to see who would become the 41st entrant in the Rumble. Luckily, it didn't take very long to see who it was.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #41: John Cena
Jim Ross: MY GAWD! Here he comes!
Michael Cole: The entire East Rutherford crowd is going crazy!
Jerry Lawler: And it's all because of the current WWE Champion and 41st man to enter the 3rd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, John Cena!
The current WWE Champion and 41st entrant, John Cena, came out to a brilliant reception from this capacity crowd. It was a mixed reaction at best as John Cena was a hero to the females and children of the WWE, and a nuisance to a majority of men.
Looking around the arena with a smile, John Cena took a brief salute and started running down the entrance ramp. When he got inside the ring however, four of the contestants in the ring surrounded him. Not even taking time to rest up because of the running, Cena went on the attack.
He brought out a diving shoulder block to John Morrison, and then to Rob Van Dam!
Mike Tenay: Cena's going on the offensive, fast!
JBL: John Cena took down both Morrison and RVD there!
As Cena got up, he ducked a clothesline from Razor and gave him a huge spin-out powerbomb.
Joey Styles: Razor tried to get Cena from behind, but that didn't work!
Michael Cole: Razor got laid hard on the mat!
Jerry Lawler: I can only hope it's not a sexual term!
Looking around the crowd once again with cheers and boos, Cena raised his hand up in the air and gestured down to Razor with a "You Cant See Me" hand signal. He bounced back between the ropes...
...only to be caught by surprise by Al Bundy with a clothesline. But Cena expected it and ducked down to give Al Bundy another spin-out powerbomb in which the rest of Al's body landed smackdab on top of Razor!
Jim Ross: Another spin-out powerbomb!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, and I think Razor might have been pancaked! That was nasty!
After taking care of both Al Bundy and Razor, John Cena decided to greet the SWAT Kat and the Shoe Salesman with a double Five Knuckle Shuffle!
Michael Cole: A double Five Knuckle Shuffle!
Mike Tenay: John Cena is rolling in the Rumble! Who's gonna stop Cena's momentum?
As Cena kept roaring like a mountain lion, Justin went to the top rope and tried to get Cena good with a flying body press, but the momentum turned right over as Cena muscled Justin up and hit the Attitude Adjustment...
...only for Justin to evade the move by landing on his two feet on the way down.
JBL: Whoa! Incredible move by Justin!
Jim Ross: Very smart of him to do that!
Noticing that Justin escaped, John Cena went to approach the male model...
...but only for Justin to respond with an enzugiri.
Joey Styles: My god! Nice kick by Justin!
JBL: *to Tenay* You said Cena's momentum couldn't be stopped, huh? Well, Justin did just that to the WWE Champion.
As Cena fell down with a very hard thud, R-Truth and Deadpool were busy brawling out on the apron. Truth had Deadpool over the top ropes and was trying to kick him in the ribs so that Deadpool would let go of the ropes, but due to the strong grip that he had, Deadpool wasn't gonna be left off easily. That's why he had a plan.
Deadpool: *looking to the right* Holy crap! Is that Little Jimmy being strangled by a dog leash?
R-Truth: *taking his focus off* Wha!? Where?
It was all a psyche move, Deadpool hit R-Truth right in the fruit basket and hip-tossed him over the top rope and onto the floor.
Jim Ross: There goes R-Truth!
Michael Cole: I don't know what Deadpool did to catch R-Truth off, but it definitely worked!
30th Eliminated: R-Truth; Eliminated by: Deadpool; Duration: 8:55
As R-Truth stood outside the ring with incomplete shock, a minute passed in the Rumble as Fandango didn't know which contestant to target next on his re-entry. Luckily, he managed to bump into someone.
That 'someone' just happened to be Heather, who lost her focus on eliminating The Great And Powerful Trixie. She immediately turned to the sight of Faaaaan-daaaaaaan-goooo.
Fandango: *mesmerized by Heather's beauty* You are looking beautiful, miss. Care to dance with the likes of Faaaaaaan-Dannnnn-Gooooo?
Heather: *turned off by Fandango's charm* 'Dance' this, dork!
Not being effected by Fandango's charm, Heather responded by stomping Fandango right in the foot and gave the brawling ballroom dancer a DDT!
Jim Ross: Heather nailed Fandango with a huge DDT!
JBL: I'm certain that Heather's not in the mood for dancing as far as I'm concerned! She's here to win!
Joey Styles: I think Heather could be a better dancer than Fandango, concerning she does ballet!
As Fandango was rendered unconscious, Rob Van Dam approached him and thought up an idea.
Van Dam dragged Fandango face down to the center of the ring and then leaped up to the top rope. Not taking any time for his well-being, Rob Van Dam leaped up in the air and landed right on Fandango's back with a Five Star Frog Splash!
Mike Tenay: RVD with the Five Star Frog Splash!
Michael Cole: A man might hurt himself with that move, but it's nevertheless effective.
Time had grown so fast, now considering that it was now 30 seconds before another entrant was about to come out.
Meanwhile, Justin saw a fallen Sheamus right by his feet and decided to fly just like Rob Van Dam did. He was about to ascend to the top rope before Sheamus started to get up and hit the male model right on the leg, which grounded Justin right on the turnbuckle.
Jim Ross: Justin was about to go for a high-risk maneuver there but Sheamus prevented it at the last minute!
Jerry Lawler: Sheamus has got something planned for Justin here!
As Justin was still woozy, Sheamus grabbed under the model's arms and muscled him up in a crucifix-like position.
With a smile on his face, Sheamus slammed Justin right on the mat via High Cross!
Joey Styles: Sheamus hit Justin with the High Cross!
Michael Cole: Justin went down like a rock!
JBL: I wonder if Justin's used to posing in photo shoots right on his back?
The 30 seconds had now turned into 15 seconds as the rest of the East Rutherford crowd all looked anticipated of who would be number 42.
Jim Ross: Number 42's about to make his way!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporaaaaat-edddddddd!
Entrant #42: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Hearing the words of a barbershop quartet off-screen, the 42nd entrant, which was the evil doctor known as Heinz Doofenshmirtz from "Phineas and Ferb", came flying down through a jetpack and landed safely into the ring.
Michael Cole: Well, that's an interesting way to make an entrance!
Jim Ross: It's Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from "Phineas and Ferb", and from the look on his face, I'd say he's really happy to be here!
JBL: Well, he better quit smiling and start going right to work.
After he took the jetpack off, he took his time trying to get his extra blue gloves on. The kind of super-strength gloves that he kept on occasion.
JBL: What's he doing now? Washing dishes?
Joey Styles: I think the gloves Doofenshmirtz is putting on are actually called his Punch-inators. Every evil machine Dr. Doof creates is gonna have the word '-inator' included to it.
After Doofenshmirtz finally got his gloves on, he turned around to be greeted by a Codebreaker thanks to The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Mike Tenay: Ow! Doofenshmirtz eats a Codebreaker!
Jim Ross: Trixie's finally showing some fight here for once!
Michael Cole: *frustrated* Do I have to keep telling everybody for the whole night? Her name is "The Great And Powerful Trixie"!
Jim Ross: *sarcastic-like* Well, excuuuuuuuse me!
As the commentators kept on arguing about The Great And Powerful Trixie's name, the action continued as Razor hit John Morrison with a suplex.
But a single suplex wasn't enough, so Razor picked him up once again and hit another vertical suplex!
Jerry Lawler: Razor dropped him again!
JBL: I think he's taking a page out of the Guerreros!
Successfully putting down Morrison with a double suplex, he decided to make it a third time.
But before Razor could even think about lifting up the Shaman of Sexy for a third suplex, Deadpool came from out of nowhere and tasered Razor right in the kidneys! Right at ringside, Callie Briggs just gasped in horror!
Joey Styles: Oh my god! Razor got it right in the kidney!
JBL: Is that a taser he's got in his hands!? That ain't right!
Jim Ross: I'm thinking Deadpool would pretty much get his hands on everything he sees!
Michael Cole: What's next? Deadpool's gonna hit everybody with a Dixie paper cup!?
The pain was definitely way too much for Razor to even handle on a daily basis. As he held his kidneys in pain, Deadpool picked him up and easily tossed him out of the ring and onto the floor, therefore ending Razor's time in the Rumble.
JBL: There goes Razor! That kitty is gone to bed!
Jerry Lawler: They say that cats have nine lives, but unfortunately, Razor only gets one in the Rumble, and his time is up!
31st Eliminated: "Razor" Jake Clawson; Eliminated by: Deadpool; Duration: 33:01
After Razor walked away eliminated with Callie cheering him up, a minute now passed in the Rumble as Al Bundy had Tommy Dreamer right on the turnbuckle, hoping to slam him through the now empty garbage can.
Al tried to lift Dreamer up, but it was to no avail. The Innovator of Violence was hanging on to the top ropes for leverage.
Mike Tenay: I think Al Bundy's gonna try to superplex Tommy Dreamer on to that garbage can.
Jerry Lawler: I can see some backs being stiff if Bundy pulls this off!
Bundy tried to lift Dreamer up once again, but he still wouldn't budge. Instead, Tommy retaliated by hitting Dreamer right in the fruit basket and lifting him up in a Death Valley Driver position.
As the rest of ECW faithful went crazy for what was about to happen, Dreamer took off and slammed Al Bundy all the way down on the garbage can!
Joey Styles: *shocked* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Dear gawd, Dreamer hit Bundy with the Dreamer Driver!
Mike Tenay: Al Bundy can feel the rest of his insides screaming for mercy!
Feeling the crowd with the 'ECW' chant, Tommy performed a cross-like pose, much to the delight of the WWE Universe.
Unfortunately for the Innovator of Violence, Tommy's joy didn't last very long as The Great And Powerful Trixie hit Dreamer with the barbed wire 2x4! The impact of the weapon forced Tommy to hold his back in pain!
Michael Cole: Ohhh! The Great And Powerful Trixie just walloped Dreamer with the barb-wire 2x4!
Joey Styles: *cringing* That did not feel pretty!
Jerry Lawler: Just the feeling of flesh being pierced by shredding wire is enough to make you wince!
The sneak attack worked on Trixie's conscience as the evil magic pony picked up Dreamer on her hooves and tossed Dreamer right over the top rope and onto the floor instantly. Tommy Dreamer's elimination brought out a lot of boos from this East Rutherford crowd.
Jim Ross: Dreamer is out of this match, and these fans don't like it one bit!
JBL: And I think The Great And Powerful Trixie likes it!
32nd Eliminated: Tommy Dreamer; Eliminated by: The Great And Powerful Trixie; Duration: 7:31
As the entire crowd all gave a rounding applause for Tommy Dreamer's short-lived effort in the Rumble. 30 seconds was approaching to a new competitor as Heather was stomping a mudhole on both John Cena and Sheamus at one time.
She kept on stomping until both Cena and Sheamus sat together groggily on the right-left corner. Too add insult to injury, Heather grabbed a chair laying around the ring and managed to wedge it between Cena and Sheamus's faces. This was gonna be big.
Joey Styles: What does Heather got in mind here!
Michael Cole: I'm not sure, but I think the Queen Bee is ready to strike!
With anger displaying across her face, Heather dashed and dropkicked straight into the chair which went smackdab across the faces of Cena and Sheamus!
Jerry Lawler: Double Van Daminator!
Joey Styles: And Heather executes it perfectly!
With Cena and Sheamus now motionless thanks to Heather's rendition of the Van Daminator, time flew by fast as 30 seconds soon turned into 15. The rest of MetLife Stadium all turned to the titantron awaiting number 43.
JBL: We got number 43 coming! Who's it gonna be?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #43: Chavo Guerrero
Jerry Lawler: Viva La Raza! Here comes one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Chavo Guerrero!
Mike Tenay: The nephew of the late great "Latino Heat", Eddie Guerrero!
Jim Ross: Chavo is ready to roll here!
Doing that famous Latino Heat shimmy made famous by his late uncle Eddie, Chavo Guerrero raced down the ramp and got inside the ring in an instant.
Looking for some competition, Chavo looked down at Fandango, who was out for a long time due to being splashed on the back by RVD. Without a moment, Chavo picked up Fandango and nailed him with a suplex. But then, it turned into another suplex. The fans wasted no time chanting 'Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!' much to Chavo's delight.
Jim Ross: This crowd has gone crazy!
Jerry Lawler: They're pumping Chavo up with "Eddie" chants all over MetLife Stadium!
JBL: Eddie couldn't be more proud of Chavo! He's tearing it up so far!
After hitting Fandango with a third suplex successfully, Chavo shimmied once again, as a signal that he was about to give Fandango a taste of the Frog Splash.
Chavo hopped up to the top rope and pointed right at the sky in honor of his uncle Eddie. Without any ounce of breath, Chavo leaped to the sky and landed right on the ballroom dancer successfully.
Michael Cole: Chavo nails the Frog Splash!
Mike Tenay: I think that move made Fandango cringe himself!
As Fandango was failing to recover one bit, both Deadpool and Justin were busy taking out their frustration against one another. Both men were going back and forth with roundhouse kicks on the turnbuckle. Justin took control of Deadpool for a matter of seconds before Deadpool turned him around in the corner and trapped him with more kicks to the ribs.
JBL: Look at this contest! It's going fast and furious here!
Jerry Lawler: Both Justin and Deadpool are trading kicks against one another! This feels more like a kickboxing match other than a Royal Rumble!
Joey Styles: Screw kickboxing, this is more like a Muay Thai fight!
Seeing that he already roughed up Justin, Deadpool tried to rush at him, but he was stopped when Justin gave him a sandal to his face.
As Deadpool tried to shake his conscience off, Justin leaped up to the middle rope and caught Deadpool with a major hurricanrana!
Jim Ross: Impressive hurricanrana from the top-rope!
JBL: Deadpool got taken for a spin and now he's high and dry!
At the other ring (don't know which ring), John Morrison and Dr. Doofenshmirtz were trying their hardest to eliminate one another from the Rumble.
Doof did manage to get Morrison over, but the Shaman of Sexy started grabbing his lab coat, which also forced the evil doctor over the top rope as well. They now started to fight on the apron, hoping that somebody would get knocked off and be eliminated.
Michael Cole: Uh-oh, this could be a very risky place to be!
Joey Styles: Not the place Morrison and Doof ever wanted to be in the first place!
As they were busy hitting at each other, Sheamus shook himself off from the Van Daminator and managed to clothesline both men off the apron, but miraculously, both Morrison and Doof hung on to the barricade while only one foot touched the floor!
Jim Ross: Both men are out-no, hold on a second!
Joey Styles: They were both knocked off the apron, but they only got one foot on the floor at each time!
Not knowing that they weren't eliminated (just) yet, both John Morrison and Dr. Doofenshmirtz managed to mini-hop with one foot all the way to the apron much to this outstanding ovation from the WWE Universe!
They managed to get back in the ring, but for Doofenshmirtz unfortunately, John Cena managed to come right of nowhere and lift the evil doctor up on his shoulders. Like a malfunctioning elevator, Cena slammed Doof with a Attitude Adjustment!
Michael Cole: Looks like Doof didn't get welcomed back in easily!
Jim Ross: Cena nailed Doofenshmirtz with another AA!
As Doof was reeling from the AA, both Heather and The Great And Powerful Trixie were still brawling out against one another until Heather kicked Trixie right in the chest.
Setting her up in a piledrive position, Heather started to lift Trixie upside down. Hearing the crowd go crazy with a "Jerry" chant knowing that she was about to perform one of Jerry Lawler's finishing moves, Heather drove The Great and Powerful Trixie's head straight into the mat!
Jerry Lawler: Piledriver! One of my main arsenals!
JBL: Heather nearly broke The Great and Powerful Trixie's neck with that move!
Mike Tenay: That could very well be the case!
The action kept continuing in the ring as a blue-green platypus hopped over the barricade and got up on the announcer's table and chattered.
Michael Cole: This is turning into a Rumble frenzy here at MetLife Stad-What the hell? What on earth is a platypus doing on top of our announce table?
Jerry Lawler: I'm not sure, Cole. But I think he wants a better view of the action!
Jim Ross: Yep, no matter if you're human or animal of some kind, the Fanfiction Royal Rumble is quite a spectacle!
20 seconds was displayed indicating that the next entrant was about to enter the ring soon enough.
At the same time, Chavo had Al Bundy on a powerbomb position, but then transferred to a crucifix position. Al Bundy was trying to wobble back and forth in efforts to break free, but it was to no use.
Using his tremendous Guerrero spirit and strength, Chavo dropped Al Bundy down with a Gory Bomb!
Mike Tenay: Chavo dropped the Gory Bomb on Al Bundy!
Michael Cole: Chavo's looking hot right now!
Joey Styles: I'm certain Al Bundy's feeling a little stiff so far!
However, 20 seconds soon turned into 10 as the WWE Universe stood up on their feet and looked right at the Rumble clock, awaiting the 44th entrant in the Rumble!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
There seemed to be silence for a little while until the platypus stood on the announcer's table and put on his fedora hat. As the commentators all looked at him in shock, a girls-only barbershop quartet sung out these words:
Agent P-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Entrant #44: Perry The Platypus/Agent P (Phineas and Ferb)
All the commentators: Perry the Platypus!?
Michael Cole: *stunned* Are you kidding me? A platypus is entering the Rumble?!
Jerry Lawler: I hate to agree with you, but I think that's gonna happen!
JBL: I can bet you that Agent P is gonna be roadkill by the time he even gets in.
Perry, or Agent P, leaped on the top rope and inside the ring where he was suddenly caught by Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: *surprised* Perry The Platypus?! Well, no worry! Since I won't have anything to trap you with this time, I guess I'll have to do things the hard way! *shows Perry his fighting gloves* You see here, these are my Punch-inators! In which with one hit, it can send a moron launching right through the-
Having enough of Doof's little lecture, Agent P just decided to go all out on the evil doctor with a hard right hand to his face! And then, Perry came out with flurries of punches to Heinz's face, Stone Cold-style!
Jerry Lawler: Ouch! I think Doofenshmirtz got his 'just desserts' in an instant!
Jim Ross: Perry's shooting down at Dr. Doofenshmirtz like roadkill!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: *as he's getting punched* Wait, Perry! I haven't tested it out to you, yet! Oooof!
As Dr. Doof was getting his ass handed to a Platypus nonetheless, The Great And Powerful Trixie was still becoming one unlucky pain magnet.
As soon as Trixie finally got up, Fandango snuck in and trapped her in his clutches, and then slamming her down with a Spinning Reverse STO!
JBL: Looks like The Great And Powerful Trixie still isn't getting out of gate!
Mike Tenay: And it seems that Fandango wants to dance with her, but not in the nice way!
As the crowd followed suit and sung Fandango's theme music once again, Fandango separated from Trixie a bit and hopped up to the top rope.
Feeling his own chest much to the ladies' pleasure in the audience, the ballroom dancer flew across the ring and hit the evil Trixie with a leg drop!
Michael Cole: And Fandango drops the leg!
Mike Tenay: Fandango has been impressing everybody since his debut at WrestleMania 29 when he defeated Chris Jericho. And like it or not, he's looking very fresh!
When Fandango posed for the crowd to perhaps somewhat of a mixed reaction, he turned around only for Al Bundy to charge right at him with a diving shoulder block! And Bundy charged at him once more when he got up!
Jim Ross: Whoa! Al Bundy nearly knocked Fandango off his dancing shoes there!
Jerry Lawler: Whooooooooooa Bundy!
Joey Styles: Any worse and Fandango could've been sent to the third row!
After slamming Fandango down with a Samoan Drop, Al Bundy looked to the crowd, who chanted 'Bundy! Bundy! Bundy!' in favor for this man.
Feeling like the big man upstairs, Al Bundy ate up the WWE Universe in spirit. He then picked up Fandango and just as the shoe salesman was about to throw him out of the match...
...the ballroom dancer turned the momentum over and countered the elimination attempt in which Al Bundy was the one being thrown over the top rope and onto the floor!
JBL: There we go! Al Bundy's outta there!
Joey Styles: After all the time and punishment he went through in this match!
Jim Ross: Fandango just outsmarted the shoe salesman!
33rd Eliminated: Al Bundy; Eliminated by: Fandango; Duration: 57:00
Mike Tenay: I'll be very impressed! Al Bundy managed to last 57 minutes! That's like almost an entire hour he spent in the ring!
Disappointed and rejected, Al Bundy walked up to the entrance ramp like a defeated man. But he got one hell of a stellar applause from this East Rutherford crowd because of his duration and effort. Even though he didn't win the event, he finally got the recognition that he deserved.
Meanwhile, back in the ring, Justin had John Cena on the top turnbuckle, just punching him down until the leader of the Cenation was woozy enough. The male model wrapped his legs all around Cena's shoulders, but John punched Justin right in the abs. This forced the handsome Hawaiian to drop to the mat in a millisecond.
Jerry Lawler: Justin tried to pull off a hurricanrana on the top rope, but John Cena prevented it at the last second!
Michael Cole: I don't think Justin's gonna like his perfect 12-pack abs getting punched like that!
As he took a very deep breath, John Cena targeted Justin like a missile about to hit his target with picture-perfect precision.
But as John Cena took a huge leap, Heather came right out of nowhere and hit John Cena with a roundhouse kick to the face on the way down!
Joey Styles: *cringing* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Dear gawd in heaven! Heather might have nearly knocked John Cena's teeth out!
Mike Tenay: Now I know how Dan from 'Dan Vs.' felt from the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
45 seconds until the next entrant was about to appear, both Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Agent P were still brawling against one another. Agent P, or Perry as most people call him, kept thrashing the hell out of Dr. Doofenshmirtz like an angry MMA fighter on the prowl.
Dr. Doof wasn't catching one break at all. Using some kind of supernatural strength, Agent P lifted up Dr. Doofenshmirtz and spun him around with the Airplane Spin! Perry spun him around for an astonishing 12 times!
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh! Here comes the airplane spin!
Joey Styles: I've seen bad memories that came from this!
JBL: Remember last time when Daniel Bryan puked all over the ring at the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble? That's likely a memory I'm willing to forget.
Unlike Daniel Bryan however, Doofenshmirtz held in his bile. The whole MetLife Stadium was spinning around in the evil doctor's head.
But he learned his mistake when he took the time to fix his perfect vision. When Doofenshmirtz's head leaned back straight, he noticed Agent P coming right at him with a flying clothesline! The flying clothesline not also sent Doofenshmirtz over the top rope and onto the floor, but so did Perry as his momentum sent him to the floor as well!
Mike Tenay: Both Doofenshmirtz and Agent P are out!
Jerry Lawler: I'm sure Perry may be disappointed that he's out early, but I hardly think he doesn't care one bit!
Jim Ross: Not exactly! Perry just wants a piece of Doofenshmirtz himself, no matter what the result is!
34th Eliminated: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz; Eliminated by: Perry The Platypus; Duration: 5:43
35th Eliminated: Perry The Platypus; Eliminated himself; Duration: 1:43
Agent P wasn't quite done with Dr. Doofenshmirtz yet, despite the elimination. He cracked his knuckles in a threatening tone as Doofenshmirtz started to run from the barricades with Perry on his tail. Pacing and pacing, Doof turned to Perry as he was being led out of MetLife Stadium.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: *as he's running* Agh! Curse you, Perry The Platypus!
Michael Cole: Well, at least I won't have to see that platypus again!
JBL: Maybe, but I can't wait to see who number 45's gonna be! I'm excited!
JBL was right on track. As the action continued, the countdown clock on the titantron ticked down to it's last 10 seconds. Who would number 45 be?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
GET READY TO FLY!
Entrant #45: A.J. Styles
Michael Cole: Ohhhh man!
Mike Tenay: You had to expect something like this to happen in the Rumble!
Joey Styles: Here comes TNA's 'Phenomenal One', A.J. Styles!
Dressed in grim black, the 45th entrant known as AJ Styles, took his time walking to the ring and scouting the competition. With an angry snarl, he walked like it was none of the fans business. Yet despite his newfound nature that he developed when he returned to TNA, the fans found it in themselves to cheer for him once again.
Slowly taking his jacket off, AJ ran to the ring and started going to work immediately by leaping up from the apron and nailing Deadpool with a flying forearm!
Mike Tenay: And AJ Styles immediately goes to work!
Jim Ross: He socked Deadpool in the jaw with a flying forearm!
As AJ got up, he noticed John Morrison coming right at him. So The Phenomenal One responded with a Pele kick right to Morrison's face!
JBL: AJ hit the Pele kick!
Michael Cole: Yeah, and Morrison's head got turned into a soccerball!
AJ was now rolling. He located Chavo Guerrero and managed to kick his head off with another Pele kick!
Jim Ross: Another Pele kick by AJ Styles!
Joey Styles: This time, on Chavo Guerrero!
Sheamus tried to pull off a Brogue Kick from nowhere, but that went down the drain faster than an empty bowl of Lucky Charms.
AJ Styles ducked the attack and hit another Pele kick from out of nowhere!
JBL: AJ Styles is going crazy with Pele kicks all around the ring!
Mike Tenay: It seems like every time they try to approach A.J., he tends to land that kick out of nowhere!
As A.J. dusted himself off, the next person A.J. approached was none other than Fandango. The ballroom dancer was so unimpressed by AJ's lack of attitude toward others. Fandango began speaking down on him, not even knowing that he would soon regret it.
Fandango: Your attitude around me is unacceptable. For that, you're gonna dance with the one and only... Faaaaaan... Dannnnnn... Goooo-OGH!
Fandango was somehow cut off by AJ Styles, who kicked the ballroom dancer in the ribs and put him in a piledrive position. AJ's legs then trapped Fandango in the shoulders and sent his body crashing down with a Styles Clash!
Mike Tenay: Styles Clash! A.J. hit Fandango with the Styles Clash!
Jim Ross: And this crowd is loving every single minute of it!
Fandango was down and out like a doornail.
This proved to be Fandango's death knell as Heather and Justin decided to team up once again and picked up Fandango, in which they instantly threw him over the top rope and out to the floor, much to the delight of the crowd!
JBL: That was a very huge mistake by Fandango. He crossed the line with AJ Styles and now he's out!
Joey Styles: Fandango's dance number and his time in the Rumble are over!
Michael Cole: I'm certain that's not the way he wanted to go out, but he got it anyway!
36th Eliminated: Fandango; Eliminated by: Heather and Justin; Duration: 11:08
Fandango was outright pissed because of the way he was eliminated. The referees tried to make him leave, but he still wouldn't budge.
Seeing that he wouldn't leave without a fight, Deadpool decided to go high-risk and nail Fandango with a suicide dive from the middle rope. The rest of Fandango's body was sent crashing to the barricade, while Deadpool stood up on his own two feet easily. Luckily for the referees, they managed to move out of the way just in time.
Mike Tenay: Suicide dive on Fandango! And Deadpool nails it!
Jim Ross: Luckily for Deadpool, he only managed to go through the ropes and not over the top rope. So he's still in.
Michael Cole: This maniac should be lucky he's still in the Rumble! He's insane and has a big mouth!
As Deadpool got back in the ring, 30 seconds appeared on the titantron, indicating that number 46 was about to make his/her way.
Meanwhile, The Great And Powerful Trixie remained motionless on the turnbuckle while RVD managed to set a chair on the center. Seeing Trixie, RVD somersaulted and leaped on top of the evil magic-induced pony.
But miraculously, when RVD flipped her, Trixie landed right on her hooves and managed to grab a chair. When Rob Van Dam ran right at her, Trixie walloped The Whole Dam Show with a chair shot to the head!
Jerry Lawler: OW! RVD got clocked!
JBL: I like it, The Great And Powerful Trixie is finally putting up a fight!
Joey Styles: Only with the help of a steel chair!
She wasn't done with that chair yet. Trixie ended up whacking various contestants with the chair in a frenzy. She ended up hitting Chavo, Heather, Justin, Cena, Morrison, AJ Styles and including Deadpool.
Jim Ross: I hate to say this, but I think Trixie's plum lost it!
JBL: *with frustration* For the last and final time, it's The Great And Powerful Trixie!
Joey, Mike, J.R. and King: *angrily to JBL* We all know that!
Screaming with anger to a bunch of fans with negative reception, Trixie looked for another victim to receive another chair shot.
But unfortunately, her frenzy ended when Sheamus caught her with a Brogue Kick by surprise!
Jerry Lawler: Youch! Down goes The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Michael Cole: it's about time you finally got her name right.
Jerry Lawler: I only called her that just so you and JBL can quit complaining to us about pronouncing her name right.
As the rest of Trixie's brain was jumbled from inside, Chavo managed to quickly recover from the chair shot and went to the top rope where he saw Trixie laid out like an empty beer can.
Pointing right up to the sky, Chavo jumped from the top rope and landed on Trixie with another Frog Splash!
Mike Tenay: Another Frog Splash by one half of the TNA Tag Team Champions!
JBL: That's the 2nd Frog Splash I've ever seen so far!
Joey Styles: She's not catching a break one bit!
As The Great and Powerful Trixie cringed with so much pain, the next 10 seconds appeared on the titantron. Everyone at MetLife Stadium all anticipated who would be the 46th entrant in the biggest and baddest Royal Rumble so far.
Jim Ross: Here comes number 46! I can't wait!
Jerry Lawler: I'm just dying with anticipation!
To be continued, once again...
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Wow, I feel tired. It's so worth it having to help make this excellent chapter, though. Anyway, we got some stats, so here we go...
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 45
Entries left: 35
Number of eliminations: 36
People in the ring: 10
Eliminated: Fandango (first time), The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines, Bully Ray, Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Mark Henry, Zoey, "Cowboy" James Storm, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, R-Truth, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Tommy Dreamer, Al Bundy, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry The Platypus and Fandango
In the ring: A.J. Styles, Chavo Guerrero, Heather, Deadpool, John Cena, John Morrison, Justin, Rob Van Dam, Sheamus and The Great And Powerful Trixie
Who got number 46? Is The Great And Powerful Trixie ever gonna get her mind together? Is Perry The Platypus still chasing Dr. Doofenshmirtz? And will I ever taste brownies again? Why in the heck do I really know? Just find out. Until then... curse you, Perry The Platypus!