FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 12: Eat Dirt, N***a
In the last chapter: WWE Champion John Cena and former TNA Champion/anti-hero AJ Styles all came down to the Rumble with fighting glory, alongside one half of the TNA Tag Team Champions in Chavo Guerrero. But two of the most unforgettable entrants was Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Perry The Platypus of "Phineas and Ferb", who fought each other out until both of them were eliminated. Unfortunately for the re-entered Fandango, he was a victim of an elimination as he was danced out of the ring thanks to Total Drama alumni Heather and Justin. Who's gonna be the next competitor to dance in the biggest and baddest Fanfiction Royal Rumble of all time?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The carnage kept going on inside the ring as the last 10 seconds ticked down to the 46th entrant of the match.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #46: Earthworm Jim
Somehow, the entire Metlife Stadium started to play a type of weird music that sounded like bluegrass music from outer space. The fans were caught in surprise when the 46th entrant, 90's video game hero Earthworm Jim, came down from the sky and landed on the entrance stage thanks to his Pocket Rocket.
Michael Cole: *shocked* AGH! What in the hell happened to that guy's head!?
Joey Styles: *to Cole* You do realize that's a earthworm trapped in a space traveler's body, right?
Jerry Lawler: I'm stunned you don't even know anything about this man. It's Earthworm Jim!
Mike Tenay: Seriously, Cole... play video games once in a while...
As soon as he put up his Pocket Rocket, Earthworm Jim raced down the aisle and got on top of the apron.
He then took a big leap and hit Sheamus with a Springboard Body Press!
Jim Ross: Whoa! What a way to enter the ring!
JBL: Impressive springboard body press from the apron!
Keeping his frenzy going, Earthworm Jim targeted Justin next.
He kicked him right in the abdomen area and hit a Fameasser for good measure!
Jerry Lawler: Jim hits Justin with a fameasser!
Jim Ross: His whole handsome face certainly kissed the mat real hard with that move!
His next opponent was "The Whole F'N Show", Rob Van Dam.
Not having to hesitate and think, Earthworm Jim leaped up the middle rope and nailed RVD with a nice Mug Shot!
Mike Tenay: Impressive facebuster by Earthworm Jim!
Michael Cole: There's no other way how someone with the head of an earthworm can pull something like that off! That guy ain't human!
There was no stopping Earthworm Jim. He was feeling pumped up as the rest of the crowd all chanted "Groovy" over and over again.
Earthworm Jim's next encounter was against the "Phenomenal" A.J. Styles. Styles tried to surprise Jim with another Pele kick, but Jim swatted A.J.'s foot away and connected with a quick leg drop!
Mike Tenay: Ohh! Styles tried to go for the Pele, but Earthworm Jim countered at the last moment!
Jim Ross: He dropped a leg on him real good!
JBL: I gotta admit, the kid's looking very fresh!
As Earthworm Jim was still pumped up, Deadpool had The Great and Powerful Trixie occupied in the second ring. Unfortunately, the momentum was now on Trixie as she scooped him up on the turnbuckle, hoping that she would get him over with a top-rope superplex.
But Deadpool wasn't having any of it. She decked her right in the face and then turned her over upside down. All of MetLife Stadium stood in surprise.
Michael Cole: Oh man, is Deadpool gonna actually Tombstone "The Great And Powerful" Trixie off the top rope?!
Jim Ross: I think that's exactly what Deadpool's gonna do!
Wrapping Trixie around his arms, Deadpool dropped her pony head right on the mat!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god!
Jerry Lawler: Ouch! Her whole neck may be broken from that impact! She hit the mat hard!
JBL: I'm not sure if "The Great And Powerful Trixie will have enough to continue, but it'll be interesting to see how she'll come back with torture like that.
As the so-called "Great and Powerful" Trixie was laid out around the mat, now "Great, Bloodied and Unconscious", Heather had her problems with John Cena. After successfully managing to choke the remaining life out of the current WWE Champion, the Queen Bee backed away a bit so she could focus on where to hit Cena. Perhaps the face or the balls?
After planning her soon-to-be-attack very wisely, Heather took off and gave a big boot to John Cena, who quickly moved out of the way! Realizing her mistake, Heather accidentally wrecked herself on the ropes!
Jim Ross: *cringing* My gawd!
Joey Styles: Oh my, what a scramble!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* I think Heather's walls just got crumbled by that rope!
Mike Tenay: I don't care if you're a man or a woman! If you miss and hit the ropes instead, it's not gonna be a pretty sight!
Heather was now cringing from the bottom as she slowly out off the ropes and turned around...
...only for John Cena to lift Heather up and slam her down with the Attitude Adjustment!
Michael Cole: Another Attitude Adjustment!
Jerry Lawler: Heather's now on her back! And let me tell ya, the landing on the way down hurts!
25 seconds were approaching to the next competitor very fast.
Earthworm Jim and Chavo Guerrero were busy trading each other's dropkicks and arm drags in a brilliant display. They were treating fans to a little bit of a speed had Earthworm Jim grounded for a bit, but Jim countered it with hurricanrana after hurricanrana. This was going so fast that the rest of the crowd kept their eyes glued.
Jim Ross: Nice technical display by two impressive athletes!
Mike Tenay: It's like if both Earthworm Jim and Chavo were going fast forward!
Joey Styles: Reminds me of the old ECW days back when Dean Malenko and Eddie Guerrero fought it out! This is perhaps way better!
Feeling the vibe from this crowd, both Jim and Chavo shook hands with each other, but only for Chavo to kick Jim right in the gut and connected with a suplex! However, the nephew of the late Eddie Guerrero wasn't done yet. He then connected Jim with another suplex.
Jerry Lawler: Ohhhh man! Three Amigos!
Joey Styles: A household favorite from the Guerrero family!
Chavo tried to go for a third suplex, but unfortunately, he was cut off by John Morrison and his Flying Chuck kick!
Jim Ross: John Morrison right out of nowhere!
JBL: Chavo just got his clock cleaned in an instant!
After Chavo fell with a thud, the rest of the crowd anticipated in glee as they stared at the countdown clock, hoping to find out who number 47 was gonna be.
Michael Cole: Who's drawn number 47? We're about to find out!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #47: Triple H
Hearing the familiar guitar screech from the band Motorhead, the rest of the fans all stood up at their feet and gave a booming ovation for the 47th entrant, Triple H. The King of Kings had arrived with a water bottle in his hand. With the angry look on his face along with the sweat dripping out of his forehead, Triple H was ready for battle.
Jim Ross: MY GAWD, IT'S THE GAME, TRIPLE H!
Jerry Lawler: Looks like this Rumble got more interesting as it is!
Michael Cole: With the look on Triple H's face, he's ready for battle!
Joey Styles: No kidding! The moment Triple H hits the ring, he's gonna clean house!
After doing his famous spittake, Triple H hit the ground running and got inside the ring.
Like most competitors, Triple H started to go on a frenzy and hit anyone who was close to him. He started out with Chavo, RVD, Sheamus, Deadpool, and Earthworm Jim. Heck, he also hit John Cena with a spinebuster for good measure!
Mike Tenay: Triple H is on fire! What an excellent start!
JBL: Did you see John Cena get laid out by that Spinebuster? That was horrific!
A.J. Styles tried to surprise Triple H with a sneak attack, but The Game saw The Phenomenal One coming and hit him with a knee facebuster, followed by a spinning clothesline!
Jim Ross: Nice combination by the King of Kings!
JBL: He's pumping up this East Rutherford crowd to the core! I love it!
After he put down A.J. with a clothesline, Triple H turned around and noticed John Morrison trying to get The Game by surprise with a Flying Chuck kick...
...but Triple H caught him in mid-air and countered with a huge spinebuster!
Michael Cole: Another spinebuster!
Joey Styles: This time, on the Shaman of Sexy!
Mike Tenay: Basically, this is a sign of the Pedigree! Will he be able to hit it?
After a surge of excitement went through Triple H's body, the fans got even more crazy as they wanted to see the Cerebral Assassin hit the Pedigree on somebody.
In response to the crowd, Triple H picked up John Morrison and put him in a piledrive position. He then wrapped his arms around his back. The crowd was on fire as Triple H looked to the rest of the crowd for approval. But before he could hit the Pedigree, he was suddenly nailed in the back of a steel chair courtesy of 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie!
JBL: Oh! Triple H got whacked hard!
Michael Cole: "The Great and Powerful" Trixie took The Game down on his knees!
Jerry Lawler: And to think Triple H was almost this close!
As Trixie was celebrating all over the ring, much to the disappointment and anger of the fans, she then looked for another target to hit with that hard steel chair of hers. But it was a foolish decision.
Out of nowhere, Rob Van Dam cracked Trixie good with the Van Daminator!
Joey Styles: RVD hits the Vandaminator!
Jim Ross: I think something cracked inside Trixie's skull.
Michael Cole: *groaning* Do I have to keep telling people all night that it's pronounced "The Great And Powerful" Trixie?
Mike Tenay: Well, by the looks of things, Trixie's new nickname may be "The Red and Bruised" by the time this is over!
As Trixie slumped to the mat once again, she looked up to the corner and saw RVD leaping to the top rope. She was trying to break free, but nothing was working. Trixie was about to get squished!
Rob Van Dam jumped and successfully hit the Five Star Frog Splash on the evil pony, much to the delight of the East Rutherford crowd that was chanting "R-V-D! R-V-D! R-V-D!"
Joey Styles: There it is! Five Star Frog Splash!
JBL: She's taking a lot of damage despite being in there for so long!
45 seconds before the next entrant, Justin and A.J. Styles, brawled out for a bit while trading punches at one another.
The male model socked A.J. right in the gut before hopping on him a sunset flip position. Using his best spider-like agility, Justin went through the ropes and started to wrap A.J.'s legs around his arms. Before anyone knew it, Justin had trapped The Phenomenal One in the Tarantula!
Jim Ross: The tarantula! Justin's got it locked in!
Joey Styles: Made famous by ECW original, Yoshihiro Tajiri!
JBL: AJ's spine is being bent over like a straw!
In addition, Heather also nailed A.J. Styles with a huge superkick. What an interesting combination!
Jerry Lawler: Ohh! Night night, A.J.!
Michael Cole: Heather socked him right in the face with her high-heel shoe!
30 seconds before the next entrant, Deadpool went under the ropes and looked under the apron for a weapon.
But it wasn't any ordinary weapon, this was a table with thumbtacks glued! The entire crowd lost their mind as they saw that deadly object in their own two eyes. They had no choice but to chant 'Holy Shit' over and over again!
Joey Styles: Oh my god!
Mike Tenay: Those thumbtacks are glued to the table! This is not gonna end well!
Jim Ross: Deadpool is sick! And that's how he likes it!
After successfully setting up the table at ringside, the countdown clock revealed it's last 10 seconds to the 48th entry.
Jerry Lawler: All right! Here's number 48!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #48: Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Michael Cole: *groaning* Great... another pony.
Jerry Lawler: This ain't no ordinary pony, Cole! This is Applejack from "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"!
JBL: And she's got a cowboy hat! I respect that!
Just like a horse on the lose, the 48th entrant known as Applejack, dashed down the ramp and immediately got inside the ring with country music blasting all over MetLife Stadium.
But she decided to enter the ring via top rope. Staring right at an unseen Earthworm Jim, Applejack hit him with a double axe handle!
Joey Styles: Nice elevation by Applejack!
Jim Ross: She nailed Earthworm Jim perfectly!
After nailing Jim with the axe handle, Applejack nailed him once again with a running dropkick from the ropes!
Jim Ross: Running dropkick from Applejack!
Michael Cole: Jim almost got knocked silly!
Applejack was still rolling. She now encountered Sheamus, who was busy trying to eliminate Triple H from the Rumble with lackluster results.
Applejack ran back to the ropes and bounced into the Celtic Warrior with a Running Body Press, but Sheamus easily caught her in mid-air.
Jerry Lawler: Oh no! Applejack tried to land on Sheamus, but it didn't work!
Mike Tenay: That was an absolute misfire on the part of Applejack!
With a smirk, Sheamus tried to lift up Applejack on his shoulders for the Celtic Cross, but the hat-wearing pony managed to counter with a hurricanrana which sent Sheamus's neck clotheslining through the middle rope.
Jim Ross: Awesome counter by Applejack!
Michael Cole: She was lucky to get out of that counter there!
JBL: I think Applejack's got something in mind here, it seems!
Seeing the fact that Sheamus was left grounded on the middle ropes, Applejack found the opportunity to capitalize on the Celtic Warrior. She ran back to the ropes and bounced back to hit Sheamus a 619!
Jerry Lawler: Oh man! Applejack nailed Sheamus with a 619!
JBL: I sure hope Rey Mysterio's watching this from San Diego. An impressive 619 as I ever saw one!
Meanwhile at the entrance stage, Phineas Flynn started chasing Steve Urkel to the cage wall in which the skinny nerd wanted to beat the Dorito-headed Phineas to a re-entry flag. The red-headed tween started catching up to him quickly.
Urkel looked over his shoulder and started to climb faster. Urkel was frightened of Phineas so much, he thought it was Chucky from "Child's Play", or perhaps his angry cop neighbor known as Carl Winslow.
Jim Ross: Looks like we got another showdown coming!
Michael Cole: Both Phineas and Urkel want another chance to get in the Rumble!
JBL: It looks like they're going neck to neck! I can't wait to see who re-enters!
As Phineas and Urkel both traded punches against one another, Al Bundy suddenly came out of the blue and climbed furiously to the top while both the nerd and tween were still fighting it out.
In a desperation move, Al Bundy managed to get the wallet out of his football slacks, and showed his Grandma-in-a-bikini picture to both Phineas and Urkel. The image of the duo looking at the horrible picture was scary enough to contain.
Steve Urkel: *trying not to look* Agh! My eyes! My eyes!
Phineas Flynn: *covering his eyes* It's worse than seeing Candace naked!
Knowing that they couldn't take seeing that image anymore, both Phineas and Urkel let go of the cage wall and ran backstage, just to get some eye-drops for good measure.
Al Bundy continued to climb up the cage-like fence and grabbed the 2nd re-entry flag of the match!
Jim Ross: Bundy's got the flag! Al Bundy is automatically back in the match!
JBL: I can't believe the lowest form of shoe salesman is actually back in the match!
Feeling crazed, Al Bundy ran down to the entrance ramp and got inside the ring for another chance.
As the last 25 seconds appeared in the Rumble clock, Justin nailed Deadpool in the back of the head with an enzugiri. As Deadpool laid face down, the Eye Candy then proceeded to wrap the merc's legs around his and grabbed the rest of his arms. Taking a deep breath, Justin leaned back and sent Deadpool flying up with his limps tangled in a Romero Special!
Joey Styles: Romero Special! Justin locked it in!
Mike Tenay: Deadpool is just screaming for mercy here! Luckily, the countdown clock's appearing! Maybe Deadpool may get some help!
Deadpool: *screaming* Agggggggh! It hurts like a damn papercut!
Luckily for Deadpool, the last 10 seconds began ticking down to the 49th entrant of the match.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #49: Hernandez
Mike Tenay: Oh man! Here comes one-half of the TNA Tag Team Champions!
Michael Cole: Here's comes TNA's 'Supermex', Hernandez!
Jerry Lawler: With the look on Hernandez's face, he and Chavo are gonna turn this into a fiesta!
The 49th entrant and one-half of the TNA Tag Team Champions known as Hernandez, sprinted down the ramp and got inside the ring.
With no time to waste, Hernandez started hitting away at "The Great and Powerful" Trixie with punch after punch. Wobbling in damage, Trixie was whipped by Hernandez and got rammed chest-first into a turnbuckle.
JBL: Oooh! The Great And Powerful Trixie got rammed chest-first into that unforgiving turnbuckle!
Michael Cole: No kidding! She might have instant heartburn with that impact!
Still feeling energized, Hernandez looked right over his shoulder to see his partner Chavo Guerrero become grounded on the turnbuckle thanks to A.J. Styles.
As the Phenomenal One began choking the life out of Chavo from the middle rope, Styles was suddenly grabbed by his shoulders via Hernandez. Circling around the ring, Hernandez tossed A.J. Styles like an anvil with a Border Toss!
Mike Tenay: Border Toss! Hernandez hit the Border Toss!
Joey Styles: My god, I think A.J. Styles was thrown through a good portion of the ring!
Jerry Lawler: I really don't know how painful it could've been if A.J. got tossed out of the ring instead. That wouldn't be a pretty thing to behold!
Hernandez was getting started. He then saw John Morrison and Justin trying to soften up Earthworm Jim at the other ring. With a situation like this, Hernandez had an idea up his sleeve.
Just like he was running down the ramp, Hernandez was bouncing back to the ropes and managed to leap over the top rope and nail both Morrison and Justin with a Big Man Dive! Luckily, he landed only on the second ring, knowing it wasn't smart to be eliminated via a top-rope suicide dive.
Joey Styles: Oh, dios mio!
Jim Ross: He flew to the other side of the ring and nailed both Justin and John Morrison!
Michael Cole: I can't hardly see our superstars with the size of a tree pulling such great height like that!
JBL: Well... that and Undertaker.
That flying clothesline from Hernandez affected Morrison greatly as Triple H picked the Shaman of Sexy up and nailed him face-first with a pedigree!
Jerry Lawler: Pedigree! Triple H got it!
Mike Tenay: Morrison may need a spatula to scrape his face off the mat!
After successfully hitting the Pedigree, The King of Kings picked up the Shaman of Sexy, therefore throwing him over the top rope and onto the floor.
Jim Ross: Morrison is out of the Rumble!
Michael Cole: That elimination didn't feel pretty for the Shaman of Sexy! He's gone!
37th Elimination: John Morrison; Eliminated by: Triple H; Duration: 38:58
After the Shaman of Sexy left with a hint of disappointment, Heather grabbed an already beaten down Earthworm Jim and locked him with a Sharpshooter, one of Bret "Hitman" Hart's main finishers.
Earthworm Jim's back and legs was slowly, but surely aching to death. Just the thought of the excruciating pain between his lower body was enough to set his insides on fire!
Jim Ross: Sharpshooter! Heather locked in the sharpshooter!
Mike Tenay: She's wrapping Earthworm Jim's legs like a pretzel!
JBL: I like it! This worm's baked to perfection!
Heather kept locking on to the hold until Applejack came up right behind her and nearly whacked Heather's pretty little hair out of sight!
Joey Styles: *disturbed by the loud chair shot* Oh my god!
Michael Cole: Applejack nearly knocked Heather's brain cells off its skull!
JBL: I can feel it cringing on the inside as well!
Meanwhile, The Great and Powerful Trixie's luck wasn't faring any well. She was still getting beat up on and used like a doormat.
Her luck suddenly got worse when she was victimized by a out-of-nowhere roundhouse kick by RVD!
Jerry Lawler: *in surprise* Oh hello!
Jim Ross: Trixie got blasted by that kick!
Michael Cole: *clearing his throat* Ahem...
Jim Ross: *sarcastically* Oh excuse me... I meant to say "The Great and Powerful" Trixie...
After Trixie fell down with another thud, Rob Van Dam was looking to hit another Five Star Frog Splash from the top rope, but it was a horrible mistake.
Far away from RVD, Al Bundy was busy going to work on Deadpool on the corner. After several shoulder charges straight to Deadpool's ribs, the shoe salesman started to whip the merc to the other turnbuckle where RVD was still on the top rope.
But luckily, Deadpool managed to counter-whip which forced Al Bundy to run chest-first into the turnbuckle. But when RVD looked to Al's attention, the impact knocked the Whole Dam Show off the turnbuckle and plummeted down to the floor!
Joey Styles: RVD is out of the Rumble!
JBL: Al Bundy never even knew he eliminated RVD! I bet he's surprised!
Jerry Lawler: That's gotta be a shame for Rob Van Dam.
38th Elimination: Rob Van Dam; Eliminated by: Al Bundy; Duration: 37:40
Rob Van Dam left in a disappointing mood, but nevertheless, he got a wonderful response from this capacity crowd in MetLife Stadium because of his effort in the Rumble.
After Al Bundy shook himself off from the impact, Sheamus came up from behind and lifted up Al Bundy in a fireman's carry position. And then after wrapping the shoe salesman's neck, Sheamus dropped him down with a hard Celtic Cross!
Michael Cole: Al gets wasted with the Celtic Cross!
Jerry Lawler: That's gonna be hard to swallow.
Sheamus kept beating his chest to a crowd of crazy East Rutherford fans, who all stood up in anticipation of the 50th entrant. Whoever this was, the Celtic Warrior was ready.
Jim Ross: Number 50's on the way! Who's it gonna be?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
I am the stone that the builder refused/I am the visual, the inspiration/That made Lady sing the blues...
Entrant #50: Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
JBL: *looking frustrated* Oh no! Did it have to be this punk kid?
Michael Cole: I'm afraid so, John! Here comes Riley Freeman from the show "The Boondocks"!
Joey Styles: He's really tough despite his young age, so I'm sure it's gonna be a factor in this match!
Feeling the sound of political rap through his veins, the 50th entrant, which was the youngest competitor in the match known as Riley Freeman from "The Boondocks", sprinted down the ramp and quickly rolled inside the ring.
After he got up, Riley was left to face off against Sheamus. With the Irish blood of Sheamus boiling deep inside his veins, he was ready for this encounter to be over. But Riley had different plans for the Celtic Warrior.
Riley Freeman: *gesturing Sheamus to bring it on* Show me whatcha got, n***a!
Getting Riley's message very clear, Sheamus tried to hit a Brogue Kick from Riley's eye level, but the youngest Freeman member responded with a dirty low blow to the nads!
Joey Styles: Oh my god! Sheamus felt that one across his loins!
JBL: He's the size of Big Show's entire leg! Did you have to expect him to do something dirty like that!
After Sheamus squealed in so much pain, Riley continued his hunt. He looked right at Triple H, who was busy trying to eliminate Justin from the contest.
With a evil smirk, Riley went downstairs on Triple H by kicking him in the sack! The King of Kings, just like Sheamus, squealed in so much pain.
Jim Ross: Riley went downstairs on the Game!
Michael Cole: That's just the same reaction Triple H got when Paul Heyman cost his matchup with Brock Lesnar at Extreme Rules!
JBL: That's not right! That punk kid shouldn't be able to do that!
After successfully hitting Triple H foully, Riley then rushed over to the garbage can to grab a metallic baseball bat. It was made with 100% metal and with the speed of a fighter jet, it can break a bone within seconds.
He looked around and saw Applejack trying desperately to pick up the Great and Powerful Trixie after all the abuse and brutality she took so far. Just like a paddle, Riley smacked Applejack right in her pony ass.
Joey Styles: *cringing* My god! A baseball bat to the ass!
Jim Ross: Applejack got cracked in the applecore!
After Applejack, Riley looked up to see Deadpool jumping on the top rope, trying to attack Riley with a double axe handle. Just like Ken Griffey Jr. Riley swung the bat and hit Deadpool right in the fruit basket.
Michael Cole: Now he's got Deadpool!
JBL: Isn't no one gonna stop this kid! He's destroying half of the ring here!
Riley was running around crazily, as he spent his time hitting people he saw, like John Cena, Chavo Guerrero, Hernandez, Al Bundy and Justin.
However, he soon hit a roadblock in the form of a Queen Bee named Heather. Riley stopped there and was impressed by the physique and the beauty of Heather. Such a model-like body and such perfect hair. Riley took a very slight interest in her.
Riley Freeman: Dang! You got a pair of legs worth enough to put some gravy on!
Unfortunately, Heather was turned off by Riley's sense of charm.
Heather: Bite off, you little gnome!
In response, Heather stomped Riley right in his foot, which forced the kid to hold his foot in pain and cuss out at her.
Riley Freeman: *in pain* Agh! You f**king broke my foot, you n***a!
This left the opportunity for Heather to do a little eliminating. Heather managed to nearly yank the cornrows off of Riley's hair as she flew him over the top rope and immediately landed right on the floor. This sent out a little bit of a negative reaction through the crowd.
Joey Styles: Riley Freeman is out of this Rumble! What a rampage he went out on.
JBL: Thank goodness is over. That kid's nothing but a menace to the Rumble. Somebody send this punk kid back to Arkham Asylum where he belongs!
39th Elimination: Riley Freeman; Eliminated by: Heather; Duration: 1:05
Shocked that he was eliminated this early after making a brief impact, the referees were telling Riley to go. But there was no budging in.
Riley wanted to get back in the ring, but the officials were pulling him off one at a time. He was so angry, that he started his own little carnage inside the ring. He responded by kicking referee Charlie Robinson in the junk and then bitchslapping Mike Chioda in the face!
Jim Ross: Whoa! Hey come on, now!
Michael Cole: Damn it, not this again!
Mike Tenay: This was way similar when Beavis started going on a rampage after his elimination!
JBL: That punk kid's nothing but a sore loser! And good riddance!
Unfortunately for JBL, something inside Riley struck a very huge nerve. When JBL called him a 'punk kid', Riley went ballistic and finally broke free from the officials grasp. He ran with the force of a cheetah and approached the announcer's table when he flew over the announcers table and tackled JBL to the ground, punching him to oblivion.
One by one, Riley began talking trash to the corporate money-maker as the rest of the fans went crazy for this uncontrollable scene.
Riley Freeman: *as he's punching JBL* I... ain't... no... punk... kid... you... n***a!
Joey Styles: Somebody get Riley off JBL!
Jerry Lawler: Riley Freeman just lost it! He's just mauling JBL with hit after hit!
Michael Cole: Somebody stop this!
It took a long time before more officials finally got Riley Freeman off of JBL like a spider monkey. As the rest of the officials were dragging the little thug away, Riley heard the chants of his name go freely all throughout MetLife Stadium.
Jim Ross: I can't believe everyone's gone crazy for Riley!
Michael Cole: At least be thankful it wasn't me he was targeting!
JBL: *as he was picking his hat up* What the hell's wrong with that thug! He should've never fought in the Rumble in the first place!
Mike Tenay: If you didn't stop calling him a punk kid, then this would've never happened to you.
Riley's entire beatdown on JBL took a very good chunk on the Rumble clock as there was only 20 seconds left to the next competitor.
Meanwhile, after recovering from the hits made from Riley's baseball bat, both Chavo and Hernandez tried to double team Al Bundy by whipping him in the ropes and making him eat a double clothesline, but being the shoe salesman that he was...
...Al Bundy ducked the blow and hit a double shoulder block on the TNA Tag Team Champions!
Jerry Lawler: Whoa! Al Bundy sacked both Chavo and Hernandez!
Jim Ross: Basically, he's a running back, but he's playing full-on linebacker here in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
After Bundy got up while dusting himself off, he turned around and got planted with a 3D Death Drop, courtesy of Justin and Earthworm Jim!
Joey Styles: Dudley Death Drop! That was surprising!
JBL: You think?! I wonder how Bully Ray and Devon are gonna react?!
Al Bundy kept rolling himself in pain as the last 10 seconds on the clock began ticking down. Everyone was anticipating who would draw number 51. Luckily, it didn't take very long to find out who it was.
Jerry Lawler: Ohhh, I'm so excited! Who's gonna be number 51!
Michael Cole: I'm as excited as you are! Who's it gonna be?
To be continued, once again!
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Man, this was worth having a sore ass while writing this. Anyway, let's check out some stats here!:
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 50
Entries left: 30
Number of eliminations: 39
People in the ring: 12
Eliminated: Fandango (first time), The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines, Bully Ray, Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Mark Henry, Zoey, "Cowboy" James Storm, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, R-Truth, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Tommy Dreamer, Al Bundy (first time), Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry The Platypus, Fandango, John Morrison, Rob Van Dam and Riley Freeman
In the ring: Al Bundy, A.J. Styles, Applejack, Chavo Guerrero, Deadpool, Earthworm Jim, Heather, Hernandez, John Cena, Justin, Sheamus, Triple H, and The Great And Powerful Trixie
Who drew number 51? And why is my Fruit Roll-Ups missing all of a sudden? Find out until the next chapter. Until then, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
P.S.: Don't worry. The thumbtacked covered table is still in play in this match. And I promise you, somebody (or somepony) will be put through it. Trust me.