FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 13: When There's Dan, There's Fire!
In the last chapter: 90's video game hero, Earthworm Jim, made his long-awaited return while My Little Pony's resident cowpony, Applejack, got settled in the biggest and baddest Rumble in history. "The King of Kings" Triple H may have returned with flying colors, but one honorable mention happened to be "Boondocks" fan favorite, Riley Freeman, who kept giving everyone cheap shots after cheap shots. Despite his short-lived run in the Rumble, Riley beat the crap out of JBL, due to the fact that the Wrestling God called Riley a 'punk kid'. Will more Anarchy rise in the Rumble? Only the fire of time will tell.
Rated T for violence and language.
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The Rumble clock started counting down to it's 51st entrant. The people of MetLife Stadium stood with anticipation.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #51: Alberto Del Rio
Hearing a combination of hip-hop and mariachi music blending together, the people stood up in applause as the 51st entrant, Alberto Del Rio, dashed down the ramp and immediately got in the ring. He wasn't alone as he was followed by his good friend and personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez.
Michael Cole: And here he comes, The Mexican Aristocrat known as Alberto Del Rio!
Mike Tenay: This guy's very impressive due to his wrestling background back home. And with a Royal Rumble victory in 2011, he's gonna put that Rumble experience in play!
Jim Ross: He's looking revved and fired up here!
As soon as Alberto finally got in the ring, he sensed Al Bundy trying to go after him. In response, the Mexican Aristocrat responded with lighting-fast kicks to the shoe salesman's leg.
To make it short, it was effective!
Joey Styles: Alberto's going fast and furious!
Mike Tenay: And he's unleashing his fire on the shoe salesman!
After Al hopped on one foot while feeling the pain of his calf muscle, Alberto whipped Al Bundy to the turnbuckle, not even knowing that he rammed both Triple H and Sheamus unexpectedly!
Michael Cole: Ohh! What a collision that was!
JBL: Al Bundy tackled both Sheamus and Triple H accidentally!
Jim Ross: Impressive move by Alberto Del Rio!
After Triple H, Sheamus and Al Bundy were both grounded at the turnbuckle, Del Rio took his time and accessed the situation.
Thinking long enough, Alberto Del Rio took a light dash and hit the shoe salesman with his famous Enzugiri! But then out of nowhere, Deadpool leaped on Del Rio's back and hit a Poetry of Motion on both The King of Kings and the Celtic Warrior!
Mike Tenay: Whoa! Where did Deadpool come from!?
Joey Styles: Not very sure, but it looks like Alberto Del Rio isn't working alone!
Jerry Lawler: Impressive double team manuever, although I'm sure Del Rio didn't know it!
Over at the second ring meanwhile, Applejack managed to body slam Justin through a chair and positioned him in the center of the ring.
She grabbed a chair sitting at ringside and managed to go on the top rope. Basically, the country pony was looking to make a Justin Sandwich via Moonsault, with two chairs.
Joey Styles: What in the holy hell is Applejack looking to do?!
JBL: Something tells me Applejack could regret doing this!
Not thinking any second thoughts, Applejack backflipped into the air and held the chair in her chest.
But unfortunately, Justin moved out of the way in time, which forced a painful crashlanding for Applejack!
Joey Styles: My god, Applejack missed the mark!
Jim Ross: Justin was smart enough to move out of the way just in time!
While Applejack was tending to her already god-forsaken ribs, Heather decided to go under the ropes and search for something under the apron. Whatever this was, The Queen Bee was looking to go hardcore.
Mike Tenay: Heather may be looking to go to the extreme!
Michael Cole: There's a lot of dangerous thoughts going inside the mind of the Queen Bee herself!
After searching for a good second or two, Heather brought out a steel guardrail that was hidden in the apron.
Unfortunately, she didn't have time to get the entire guardrail in the ring due to the fact that The Great and Powerful Trixie slid in and dropkicked the guardrail straight into Heather. The impact sent Heather colliding over the announcer's table!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god!
JBL: The Great and Powerful Trixie with a sliding dropkick!
Jerry Lawler: Heather might've gotten a rib broken with that single move.
One minute was passed in the Rumble so far, as the action got intense.
Both Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez were busy working on Earthworm Jim with chop after chop. The TNA Tag Team Champions kept chopping him simultaneously until Jim's chest was turned into a delicious state of red. Chavo and Hernandez then whipped Jim to the left turnbuckle...
...but Earthworm Jim, being the master of aerial assault, hopped on the top rope and turned around, hitting Chavo and Hernandez with a double springboarded clothesline that brought the fans to their feet!
Michael Cole: Wow! What height!
JBL: Earthworm Jim hopped up to the top rope and hit Chavo and Hernandez perfectly!
Joey Styles: No kidding, that move reminded me a lot more like Shelton Benjamin!
Jerry Lawler: It's like Sabu meets Shelton Benjamin... meets an earthworm! This is great!
As the rest of the crowd erupted with a "That Was Awesome" chant much to Earthworm Jim's pleasure, he was suddenly caught from behind by A.J. Styles. The Phenomenal One nailed Jim with a flying forearm from the top rope!
Jim Ross: Earthworm Jim got socked in the back of the head!
Mike Tenay: And it was all because of A.J. Styles!
JBL: Jim let his guard down in the Rumble. When you intend to showoff too long in the Rumble, it could be a big problem later on.
30 seconds was approaching very fast in the Rumble, which meant another man/woman would make his way to the ring shortly.
Meanwhile, Justin was having trouble on the ropes as he got involved in a triple elimination process which involved John Cena, Sheamus, and Triple H. The male model was now hanging on for dear life like a spider dangling on to it's last stream of web.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh! Justin could be going out on a limb here!
Jim Ross: Justin is in trouble! And no one, not even Heather, is out to help him!
Joey Styles: Cena, Triple H and Sheamus got him over! Now all they need to do is get him off the apron, and that'll be it!
Luckily, Justin managed to fight off both men with forearm shots to the face, but was suddenly caught by surprise by Al Bundy, who rammed Justin off the apron and was sent launching to the announcer's table!
Shockingly, just like the 2nd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, the table didn't break but Justin's feet didn't even touch the floor! Joey Styles and Mike Tenay managed to duck down for their lives as they saw Justin nearly bring them down on impact.
JBL: *squinted* Whoa! That was a close one!
Joey Styles: *Still covering* This is crazy, has Justin been eliminated from this match.
Mike Tenay: Quite frankly, his feet didn't touch the floor. So in comparison, Justin's still in the match.
Michael Cole: The only question is this... how is Justin gonna get back in the ring?
Justin was stranded in the nearly broken announce table all by himself. The Angry Video Game Nerd and Kofi Kingston were in this position once, and now he needed to find his way back in the Rumble, despite his brain not talking to him. Anyway, 10 seconds emerged from the clock as another participant was about to make his way in.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #52: Dan (Dan Vs.)
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh! Looks like crazy's coming to town tonight!
JBL: And here I thought Riley Freeman was out of his mind. This guy just breaks the insanity level!
Michael Cole: Here comes another returning favorite from the previous Fanfiction Royal Rumble and the 52nd entrant, Dan from "Dan Vs."
Not wasting any time for the crowd to suck up to him, Dan from "Dan Vs." came out with a shopping cart full of miscellaneous things. At the last Rumble, it was a garbage can. But in this Rumble, Dan brought out a shopping cart.
The anti-social malcontent brought out a New Jersey license plate and went to the top rope. When The Great and Powerful Trixie approached him, Dan leaped on the top rope and whacked her right in the head as he was falling! The sound was so loud, it even affected Joey Styles's eardrums!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Holy crap!
Michael Cole: The Great and Powerful Trixie got crowned!
Mike Tenay: The impact must be ringing through her head!
Dan's next target was Applejack. Seeing that she botched the landing earlier with Justin, Dan kicked the hat-wearing pony right in the gut and put her in a front facelock.
But that was until Dan planted Applejack with a DDT on the license plate!
Joey Styles: Oh my god, Dan with a DDT on the license plate!
Jim Ross: I'm thinking he can't stand ponies on a regular basis! It's definitely showing tonight.
After Dan was wreaking havoc so far in the Rumble, Justin was still thinking about how to re-enter the ring from the announcer's table, but yet his brain was so empty.
However, his brief thinking was cut off when Heather spoke to him. She lifted up the steel guard rail and centered it from the apron to the announcer's table.
Heather: *to Justin* Hang on! I'm gonna keep it steady.
Jim Ross: Is Justin really gonna try this?
JBL: This sounds like a very stupid idea, so I'd be willing to watch him fail for the heck of it!
Carefully, Justin moved horizontally through steel ledge after ledge. He easily got off the ledges and landed right in the apron, therefore ending his enduring elimination attempt. He got a stellar ovation from the fans who all chanted 'Justin! Justin! Justin!'
Jerry Lawler: Justin escapes elimination.
JBL: Well, I'll be damned! He actually made it!
As soon as both Justin and Heather re-entered the ring, the Eye Candy was caught in surprise when his noggin got whacked by the bad end of Dan's license plate!
Mike Tenay: Ow! Now Justin got it!
Michael Cole: Justin may have bells ringing in his head for a while!
After Justin tumbled to the floor, Dan grabbed his head and positioned himself next to the license plate, hoping to give Justin a hard DDT, just like what he did to Applejack.
But before Dan could fall back, Justin lifted him up and sent him reeling down with a back body drop! In insult to injury, Dan landed right on the license plate! What a nasty landing that was!
Joey Styles: Youch! That oughtta hurt!
Jim Ross: Dan could feel the taste of metal cracking his back!
JBL: Impressive idea on the part of Justin! Dan's gonna get a chiropractor, big time.
Meanwhile, Alberto Del Rio, Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez were getting their hands full with Deadpool as they were busy hammering the Merc down with double axe handles after double axe handles.
Michael Cole: Look at the team of Del Rio, Chavo and Hernandez go on Deadpool there!
Jerry Lawler: Deadpool's feeling dusty a bit since his appearance, but he still knows how to take pain very well.
Chavo and Hernandez then took Deadpool up the top rope, hoping they would finally shut the Merc-with-a-mouth down for a double Superplex.
But before they could even think about slamming them, Deadpool repeatedly hit at both of them at the same time. He kept sparring at their ribs until the several-times-combined tag team champions finally fell down with a hard thud.
Mike Tenay: They tried to get the job done, but Deadpool managed to break out in time!
Joey Styles: There was absolutely no way Chavo and Hernandez was gonna get the job done with a man more dangerous and more psychotic than Deadpool.
JBL: Maybe not, but I'm sure Alberto Del Rio can stop it!
As Alberto Del Rio tried his hand to get his hands on the anti-hero, Deadpool swatted him away with his fist.
The Merc looked at both men as they both lined up feeling groggy. With a smile on Deadpool's face, the merc leaped in the sky and landed on the threesome with a top-rope somersault dive!
Jim Ross: I'll be damned if I didn't see it! Deadpool leaped and crushed three men with one move!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* You ever heard the expression, "Kill two birds with one stone"? Well, Deadpool killed three birds with one boulder!
Michael Cole: That thumbtack-glued table is still in play! Nobody's gone through it yet, although I hope no one does!
There was 20 seconds left to go until the next entrant. Meanwhile, Heather lifted up A.J. Styles on the turnbuckle and gave him one nasty bitchslap, just to keep him groggy.
Joey Styles: Ow! That didn't feel pretty!
JBL: When Heather fights, nothing feels pretty!
As A.J.'s head spun a little, Heather took one deep breath and managed to handstand on the lower rope turnbuckle as her long sexy legs was wrapped around A.J.'s neck like a gymnast.
She was gonna hit a Stratusphere, but A.J. had other ideas in mind. So he wrapped his legs around Heather's shoulders, trapping her with no place to counter or to go. With unleashed rage, A.J. descended down from the middle rope, causing Heather's body to crash with the Styles Clash!
Mike Tenay: Styles Clash! Styles Clash from the top rope!
Joey Styles: Incredible counter from 'The Phenomenal' A.J. Styles!
Jerry Lawler: This Queen Bee is looking to buzz out of the Rumble anytime soon!
As Heather got laid out on the mat looking dazed and confused, the 10-second Rumble clock appeared on the titantron as everyone in MetLife Stadium all anticipated who number 53 was gonna be.
Jim Ross: Number 53 is on his way to the ring!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #53: Jack Swagger
Joey Styles: Uh-oh, this doesn't look very good!
Jim Ross: Same here, Joey! Here comes a "Real American", Jack Swagger!
Michael Cole: And with Zeb Colter on his side, Swagger is gonna be at his dangerous.
Feeling the intense heat from these East Rutherford crowd, Jack Swagger, alongside his propaganda-throwing manager Zeb Colter, saluted to everyone with such a negative reaction. After his salute, he hit the ground running and got inside the ring.
As he got inside the ring, he decided to target Chavo Guerrero. With so much rage, the "Real American" picked up the nephew of Eddie Guerrero and slammed him down with a gutwrench powerbomb.
Jim Ross: Swagger hits a very huge Gutwrench Powerbomb!
JBL: Somebody needs to find a spatula, because they might need to scrape off Chavo from that move!
Swagger wasn't quite done with Chavo yet. He picked up Chavo from the mat and instantly threw him over the top rope and onto the floor, much to Zeb Colter's pleasure. Not to mention the displeasure from the WWE Universe
Mike Tenay: And with that, Swagger eliminates one half of the TNA Tag Team Champions!
JBL: And it seems to me that Zeb Colter's enjoying it!
40th Eliminated: Chavo Guerrero; Eliminated by: Jack Swagger; Duration: 20:19
After Chavo left the ring disappointed because of his elimination by Swagger, Hernandez was already enraged. Swagger turned around and was greeted by a harsh clothesline.
Jerry Lawler: Ow! I guess Swagger spoke too soon!
Joey Styles: I'll say, Hernandez isn't taking Chavo's elimination very well!
That clothesline was enough to render Swagger at the moment. Hernandez picked up Swagger and decided to give him a Border Toss from around the ring.
Hernandez picked Swagger up and got him in crucifix form, but Zeb Colter decided to get involved and low blow Hernandez while the referee wasn't looking!
Jim Ross: Hey, come on!
Michael Cole: Colter just low blowed Hernandez while he was just moments away from giving Swagger the border toss!
Joey Styles: This sucks! The referees got too distracted by the elimination attempt between Earthworm Jim and John Cena that they didn't see what went on with Zeb Colter!
As Hernandez's maracas were crushed intensively, Jack Swagger picked up Hernandez and easily sent him over the top rope, counting as an elimination!
Jim Ross: With no thanks from Zeb Colter, Hernandez is out!
JBL: Call it foul or not, it still counts as an elimination!
41st Elimination: Hernandez; Eliminated by: Jack Swagger (with some help from Zeb Colter); Duration: 8:40
As Hernandez was still on the floor, Jack Swagger taunted him with an angry glare on his face.
Jack Swagger: We... the people!
When Swagger turned around however, he was greeted by another enzugiri from his main rival Alberto Del Rio!
Michael Cole: Whoa! Nice enzugiri!
JBL: That'll knock you stupid until next week! Maybe even cause a concussion!
As little stars were ringing upon Swagger's head, John Cena was moments away from taking Earthworm Jim's chances of a million dollars away from his grasp. Earthworm Jim hung on to the ropes smoothly and managed to elbow the face of John Cena.
Jim Ross: Earthworm Jim successfully avoiding elimination there-wait a minute.
Contrary to J.R.'s words, when Earthworm Jim tried to get his hands on Cena, the WWE champion tripped him on his feet and hooked Earthworm Jim's leg successfully. But then, Cena also got him in a headlock, which meant that he trapped Earthworm Jim in a STF!
With fire in his eyes, Cena kept on squeezing the pain, which forced Earthworm Jim to scream in fear. Unfortunately for Jim, he had no chance of breaking the hold!
JBL: Cena's locked in the STF!
Joey Styles: He's locked it in, but submissions don't count in the Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: Maybe not, but Cena may leave Jim incapacitated long enough to be thrown over!
There was no chance for Earthworm Jim. Just as things got very hopeless...
...Dan ran in and kicked Cena in the face with a running dropkick!
Michael Cole: Dan kicked the living daylights out of the WWE Champion!
Joey Styles: Concerning that is every man for himself, that's how Dan likes it!
40 seconds was approaching very fast on the countdown clock, which meant another entrant.
Meanwhile, Applejack was busy strangling Heather with a Cobra Clutch, made famous by WWE Hall-of-Famer, Sgt. Slaughter! Heather could see entire darkness blacking out before her very eyes! In the commentator's eyes, it was somehow impossible how someone could pull that move off with hooves instead of hands!
Joey Styles: Applejack just locked in the Cobra Clutch!
Mike Tenay: It's hopeless for Heather now! She's not gonna find any room to catch at least one single breath!
But before Heather was moments away from being unconscious, The Great and Powerful Trixie snuck up and grabbed the back of Applejack, as she sent both her and Heather over the top rope.
But as the Queen Bee hung onto the apron, Applejack had plummeted to the floor which meant another elimination for the "Great and Powerful" Trixie!
JBL: There goes Applejack!
Jim Ross: Heather's still in, but Applejack isn't! She's history!
42nd Elimination: Applejack; Eliminated by: The Great and Powerful Trixie; Duration: 11:35
Trixie laughed evilly as she saw Applejack walk away during her elimination. What the "Great and Powerful" Trixie didn't notice was that Heather and Justin stanced themselves, hoping that Trixie would turn around.
When she did turn around, Heather picked Trixie up in the air, which forced Justin to make a run to the ropes and bounce back, hitting Trixie with a flying neckbreaker!
Michael Cole: Hart Attack! Shades of the legendary Hart Foundation!
Jerry Lawler: Trixie's might have been laughing about Applejack's elimination, but she may not be laughing anymore thanks to that move!
Michael Cole: *gritting his teeth clamy* It's the "Great and Powerful" Trixie...
Joey Styles: Whatever! Anyway, here comes number 54!
As both Heather and Justin high-fived again, the Rumble Clock began ticking down to it's next entrant!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #54: Mordecai (Regular Show)
Jim Ross: And here comes another contestant returning from the previous Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
Joey Styles: Mordecai from Cartoon Network's "Regular Show" is the 54th entrant!
Mike Tenay: In both Fanfiction Royal Rumbles of the past, he was eliminated by then-WWE Champion, CM Punk! Will the third time be the charm?
Taking his time to access the situation, Mordecai searched around in Dan's shopping cart of hardcore. After searching around a little bit, Mordecai brought out what seemed to be a cattle prod!
Michael Cole: Is that... is that a cattle prod?!
Jim Ross: I'll be damned to say so, but it is!
Jerry Lawler: I hate to see the poor sucker who's gonna meet the far end of that stick!
After Mordecai got inside the ring, he immediately began to go to work. He saw Al Bundy struggle, trying to get Deadpool over the top rope for an elimination.
With a smirk, the blue jay sent the plug into Al Bundy's kidneys in which the shoe salesman screamed in pain and horror!
Mike Tenay: Al Bundy got tased by that cattle prod!
JBL: That's definitely worse than seeing a naked fat woman.
After taking care of Al Bundy, Mordecai focused on Jack Swagger next.
Jack Swagger was hoping to deliver a Swagger Bomb (Slingshot Body Splash) to Alberto Del Rio far away, but Swagger failed to see Mordecai from a standpoint as the fan favorite of "Regular Show" nailed Swagger with the cattle prod!
Michael Cole: Now Swagger got it!
JBL: Mordecai is insane! Who in the hell's gonna stop this lunatic?
Mordecai was just beginning. Before he can try to target Del Rio with the cattle prod next, Triple H brought a sledgehammer to the mix. the King of Kings yelled right at a crazed Mordecai.
Triple H: Hey, bird-freak. Looking for somebody? Try fighting me!
Jim Ross: I think Mordecai just found himself a challenge!
Jerry Lawler: This is amazing! It's sledgehammer vs. cattle prod? Which one's gonna stay on top?
He wasn't even thinking one bit. So Mordecai just decided to have at it.
Mordecai tried to strike first, but Triple H evaded to the side. It was the kind of evasion that Batman would do in "Arkham City". Mordecai kept on striking, but Triple H kept moving from side to side, hoping that he wouldn't get shocked.
Unfortunately, Mordecai's movement started to stumble a bit, which forced Triple H to swat the cattle prod away with his sledgehammer. And with the use of his hammer, he smashed Mordecai in the beak!
Joey Styles: Oh my god, Mordecai met the hard end of that sledgehammer.
JBL: Mordecai was on fire at the moment, but Triple H extinguished him at the last second!
Mordecai held his beak tightly in pain, as right over to the entrance stage, Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz ran all the way to the caged wall in attempts to get a re-entry flag. Luckily, Monty recovered from that table crash he was involved at the hands of Deadpool.
Jim Ross: Look at this! How in the hell is Monty even recovering?
Michael Cole: He's still injured due to the fact that he got sent through a table, but I guess nothing's gonna stop Monty from re-entering the match!
But as Monty and Vanessa were climbing the caged wall at the same time, Twilight Sparkle returned from behind the wall and started to ascend, therefore catching up to them.
Knowing that she was halfway from the cage, she felt Vanessa's knees bump into her face. Annoyed, Twilight had a surprising idea. With a greedy smirk, Twilight pantsed Vanessa right before she could get her hand on a flag!
Looking down on her pants region, Vanessa screamed like a lunch whistle as the male fans around MetLife Stadium hollered and wolf whistled at a glimpse of Vanessa's thong! Monty looked to the side and blushed like a red light in Amsterdam!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Oh, my goodness!
Michael Cole: Oh, my goodness is right!
JBL: How in the hell is someone wearing thongs at their age?!
Joey Styles: This may be wrong since I'm married, but I don't care nonetheless! This is great!
Distracted by Vanessa's panties, Monty accidentally fell off the cage wall. In addition, Vanessa was let off the cage wall to tend to his boyfriend.
Therefore, this left the door wide open for Twilight Sparkle, who climbed up the cage and grabbed a flag. Inside the ring meanwhile, "The Great and Powerful" Trixie body slammed Deadpool as she went up to the top, not even knowing that she was close to the thumbtack-covered table.
But when she went to the top rope, she looked over to the titantron and saw Twilight Sparkle rub it in her face with the re-entry flag!
Jim Ross: Uh-oh, I don't think Trixie's gonna like the fact that Twilight Sparkle's re-entering the Royal Rumble!
JBL: *to J.R.* Do you have dust for brains, J.R.? We already told you that she prefers to be pronounced as the "Great and Powerful" Trixie!
Mike Tenay: Wait a minute, something's under the apron!
Tenay was right on track. Right under the apron was Twilight's dragon companion Spike, who noticed that Trixie was on the top rope and next to the thumbtack-covered table. Deciding to go hardcore, Spike grabbed some lighter fluid that was laying around in Dan's shopping cart.
Michael Cole: It's Spike!? Where on earth did he come from?
Joey Styles: He never left his dressing room! He only went under the apron!
He squeezed the whole bottle of fluid right on the solid wood. And then, just like a pyromaniac should do, Spike grabbed a lighter and threw it on the wooden table, therefore lighting the whole table and thumbtacks on fire!
As The Great and Powerful Trixie was still distracted by Twilight Sparkle far away, Mordecai picked up a steel chair and flung it across Trixie's face, which forced her to wobble on the top rope, and just like a tree...
...Trixie crashed onto the flaming table and thumbtacks as the entire portion of East Rutherford all reacted crazily in applause!
Joey Styles: *screaming in horror* OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!
Jim Ross: Good god almighty! Trixie got sent into that flaming table!
Michael Cole: I already told you, it's-oh, forget it!
Mike Tenay: Trixie went from "Great and Powerful" to "Barbecued and Pierced"! She's gone from the match!
43rd Elimination: "The Great and Powerful" Trixie; Eliminated by: Mordecai; Duration: 37:35
Trixie's body was spazzing out of control as the EMT's extinguished what was left of that flaming table. The entire crowd shook the stadium to the ground with the chanting of "ECW! ECW! ECW!".
After the EMT's were busy tending to the "Great and Powerful" Trixie, Triple H was already in a bind as both Heather and Justin got him trapped in a Camel Clutch/Boston Crab combination! Heather got Triple H in the Camel Clutch, while Justin had the King of King's legs occupied with the Boston Crab!
Mike Tenay: Triple H is being bent up like a pretzel!
Joey Styles: Very reminiscent of ECW! A double submission move like that could easily break your back!
Jerry Lawler: Triple H needs help badly! Hopefully number 55 can be of some help!
The 25 seconds somehow turned into 10 seconds very fast as the rest of MetLife Stadium turned to the titantron to see what number 55 was gonna be.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #55: Shawn Michaels
Hearing the words of "Ohh... Ohh, Shawn!" come across a screaming crowd, the 55th entrant made his way from the entrance stage.
Jerry Lawler: *surprised* Wow! Look at this!
Jim Ross: *screaming* AW YEAH, HERE COMES HBK!
Joey Styles: Triple H couldn't be more lucky! Here comes The Showstopper! The Main Event! The Icon! Mr. Wrestlemania! And Mr. Hall-of-Fame, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels! East Rutherford is rocking tonight!
Taking his time to dance to his own theme music with fireworks blasting all across the titantron, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels ran with Flash-like speed and hit the ring.
When he got inside however, he pulled off his signature series of attacks. First, he started out with a flying forearm to Jack Swagger, and then another flying forearm to Twilight Sparkle, continued with an inverted atomic drop to Deadpool, and then finishing it out with a body slam to Alberto Del Rio. Michaels was feeling hot!
JBL: My goodness, HBK's gone crazy!
Michael Cole: He's feeling this energy from this packed crowd!
Joey Styles: He's getting them all at one time!
HBK then proceeded to the next ring where Heather and Justin finally got off his partner, Triple H. Feeling the two-on-one situation, HBK decided to bring them all on at one time! But Shawn decided to focus mainly on Heather while Triple H found the strength to get up and focus on Justin.
Jim Ross: Triple H is getting up!
Mike Tenay: It's probably gonna take more than a couple of submissions to bring him down, that's for sure!
Michaels forced Heather to the turnbuckle so that he can pull off a 10-punch salute (there's a lot of 10-punch salutes going on in the Rumble...).
However, when HBK got to the 8th punch, Heather lifted him up with such freakish strength that she ended powerbombing Michaels with a Tornado Bomb!
Joey Styles: Oh my god, how did Heather do that?
JBL: It ain't likely you see things like this once in a while, but what an impressive show of strength by Heather!
Michael Cole: Although it isn't what Vanessa Doofenshmirtz pulled off!
Back at ring #1 meanwhile, Al Bundy scooped up John Cena and got him in an airplane spin. Going at a constant 1080 degrees, Cena's body was hitting any superstar that came across this violent tornado.
Cena's feet was rammed across the faces of Dan, Earthworm Jim, Mordecai, Twilight Sparkle, Jack Swagger and Alberto Del Rio. Feeling a little dizzy himself, the shoe salesman finally put Cena down as the WWE Champion was in a constant state of confusion.
Jim Ross: I think the ring all around Cena is spinning inside his head!
Mike Tenay: No kidding, that may be the most fastest airplane spin I've ever seen!
Joey Styles: Let's only hope he doesn't blow chunks around the ring like Daniel Bryan did in the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble! I could still smell maple syrup pancakes mixed with bile!
Jim Ross: And you wonder why I never go to Denny's to this very day...
Al Bundy was feeling a little dizzy himself.
That's when A.J. Styles capitalized by kicking Al Bundy in a gut, lifting his body upside down in a piledriver position, locking his legs around Al Bundy's shoulders and dropped him down with a Styles Clash!
Mike Tenay: Styles Clash! Another Styles Clash from A.J. Styles himself!
JBL: That'll put Bundy to sleep for a while!
After gesturing to his fans with his glove-to-glove "P1" sign to a positive reception, Dan went flying out of nowhere and dropkicked A.J. Styles in the back of the head, in which the momentum forced A.J. over the top rope and onto the floor to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Michael Cole: WHOA! I can't believe it!
Joey Styles: Dan just eliminated A.J. Styles from the Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: A.J. can't believe it either from his eyes! He isn't gonna like this one bit!
44th Elimination: A.J. Styles; Eliminated by: Dan; Duration: 21:10
Jerry's words couldn't have made more sense. Refusing to leave from the ideas of the referees, A.J. Styles dragged out Dan from his feet and threw him right to the barricade.
With rage only a lone wolf could endure, A.J. wrapped Dan's calf muscle around his hands and forearms, and locked in the pain with his Calf Killer submission move! Feeling the pain around his left leg, Dan cried out angrily in pain!
Jim Ross: What in the hell is going on with A.J. Styles?!
Mike Tenay: He's gone insane over his elimination and now he's taking his rage out on Dan!
JBL: Can you blame him, Mike? It's Dan's fault that A.J. got eliminated! And now Dan's getting his just desserts!
It took only four referees to finally make A.J. break the hold after a whole minute of locking that intensive submission. The crowd responded with a huge ovation for A.J. as he left with such force of anger built inside him. Dan was holding his leg in extreme pain, knowing the duration he spent being locked in that horrendous submission move from A.J. Styles.
One of the referees found a chair a ringside so that Dan's leg could be checked.
Jerry Lawler: I only hope that damage isn't too serious for him.
Joey Styles: Imagine if a bear trap chews on your leg for so long! That's horrifying!
Michael Cole: I'm not sure if Dan's gonna be able to continue, but we might as well keep him under watch for now!
Inside the second ring, Justin tried to wear down Triple H with a combination of roundhouse kicks, Daniel Bryan-style.
Jim Ross: Justin's kicking away at Triple H like a punching bag!
Joey Styles: Look at Triple H taking each hit! It's like Justin really wants him to kick him, just to make Triple H mad! And I think the Cerebral Assassin's feeling that anger right now!
Justin tried to kick him in the ribs, but Triple H dodged a kick and raked Justin right in the eyes!
Justin: *screaming in pain* Agh! My eyes! It hurts my mojo so much!
After Justin went temporarily blind for the moment, Heather picked up Shawn Michaels and tried to scoop slam him out of the Rumble, but Shawn Michaels poked her right the eyes!
HBK took a brief breather, but was halted due to the fact that he bumped into Justin. The male model tried to surprise him with a blind clothesline, but Michaels ducked which forced Justin's arm to swing across Heather's neck accidentally! That impact forced Heather's body and momentum to go over the rope and hit the floor. Justin finally got his vision right, but he was shocked to see who he actually eliminated!
Mike Tenay: Whoa! Justin accidentally eliminated Heather out of the Rumble!
JBL: Accidental or not, it's still an elimination!
Jerry Lawler: Heather's plain lost it! Justin thought it was Shawn Michaels that he eliminated, but it looks like karma just struck Heather in the ass!
45th Elimination: Heather; Eliminated by: Justin (accidentally); Duration: 47:40
Sooner or later, an argument ensued when Heather cursed out Justin for eliminating her. Justin assumed it was an accident, while Heather thought that it was on purpose. The Queen Bee was angrier than a huge mosquito looking for some blood to suck on. The handsome Eye Candy tried to reason with her, but it seemed to be hopeless.
Jim Ross: Heather's not taking her elimination very likely!
Michael Cole: Maybe Heather's going back to Alejandro.
Jerry Lawler: *about to smack Cole* Don't get any opinions, Cole! I don't want to bother seeing you love-crazed about this AleHeather mess again.
JBL: I actually like Heather and Justin, so it's no problem with me.
Michael Cole: *to JBL* They never even hooked up in the show, JBL! Geez, it's like I'm listening to irritating drugheads all of a sudden...
After Heather blew Justin off while she walked away, the Hawaiian turned around as HBK greeted him with a dose of Sweet Chin Music!
Jim Ross: Sweet Chin Music! Right on the chin!
As an insult to injury, Justin wobbled around a good half of the ring before he got his abs kicked by Triple H.
The King of Kings then wrapped Justin's arms in an underhook position before he dropped him to the mat via Pedigree!
Mike Tenay: Triple H hits the Pedigree on Justin!
Joey Styles: The male model got crowned big time! That's sure to give the slightest person some aspirin.
JBL: Knowing he's a model, he could become the spokeperson for Aleve! After all, it worked for me, knowing his run in Total Drama Action gave me a headache!
As both HBK and Triple H gave Justin a "Suck It" crotch chop, the countdown clock was displayed once again, showing the next 10 seconds to another entrant in the match. Whoever was about to come out, they were gonna be in for a long night.
To be continued, once again...
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Damn! This took forever to finish after two to four days! But at least I finally got it done. Here's the stats, so far:
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 55
Entries left: 25
Number of eliminations: 45
People in the ring: 13
Eliminated: Fandango (first time), The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines, Bully Ray, Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Mark Henry, Zoey, "Cowboy" James Storm, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle (first time), Spike, R-Truth, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Tommy Dreamer, Al Bundy (first time), Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry The Platypus, Fandango, John Morrison, Rob Van Dam, Riley Freeman, Hernandez, Chavo Guerrero, Applejack, The Great and Powerful Trixie, A.J. Styles and Heather
In the ring: Al Bundy, Alberto Del Rio, Dan, Deadpool, Earthworm Jim, Jack Swagger, John Cena, Justin, Mordecai, Shawn Michaels, Sheamus, Triple H and Twilight Sparkle
Who is number 55? Will Dan get back into the fight after that horrendous assault by A.J. Styles? And who in the hell stole my awesome Miz photo? Was it one of those rat bastards that's been scurrying everywhere under my house? Find out next chapter. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a little huntin' to do. It's rat season. *does Elmer Fudd laugh*