FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 17: Awesomely Immortal
In the last chapter: Total Drama's power couple Geoff and Bridgette returned and reunited while newcomers such as Joseph Park and God of War anti-hero Kratos made an instant impact. Not to mention that everyone saw another reunion in the form of Matt and Jeff, The Hardys! The most shocking moments out of the Rumble so far came from one man. That one man happened to be the re-entering Dipper Pines, who not also eliminated the "King of Kings" Triple H in the most biggest and baddest Rumble in history, but Dipper got flipped into a shopping cart, which is now turning into a life-or-death struggle in the Rumble. How will Dipper get back into the ring with such an unpredictable situation? Will he be able to prevent elimination in this third annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble?
Rated T for violence and language.
I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Disney, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, and other companies and all the rest.
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The rest of the people stood up on their feet as they counted along to the next entrant.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
AWWWWWWWWWESOOOOOOOME!
Entrant #71: The Miz
Hearing that one single word blare all across the Metlife Stadium, the rest of the crowd all cheered crazily for the 71st entrant. Wearing his green tights from the pre-show from WrestleMania 29, The Miz looked ready and pumped!
Jerry Lawler: Oh man, this Rumble definitely got awesome, J.R.!
Jim Ross: Here comes Fanfiction Royal Rumble favorite and former WWE Champion, the most must-see superstar in WWE today, The Miz!
Mike Tenay: Can't wait what this former Real World contestant can do!
As soon as Miz got in, his first target was Dolph Ziggler, who was busy recovering from the turnbuckle.
Not having to hesitate any longer, The Miz dashed and hit the Showoff with a corner clothesline!
JBL: Impressive start by the Awesome One, hitting Ziggler with a clothesline.
Jerry Lawler: He may not be done here yet!
The Miz soon got up on the top rope, aiming at Dolph Ziggler.
When he leaped however, Ziggler moved out of the way and nailed The Rock instead!
Joey Styles: Miz got Rock instead!
Jerry Lawler: Ziggler managed to move out of the way just in time!
Irritated by that axe handle shot, Rock swung at Miz with a clothesline, but the Awesome One managed to duck just in time, hitting the Rock with a backbreaker/neckbreaker combination!
Jim Ross: Nice move by the Miz!
Joey Styles: That oughta ring Rock's bells for a little while!
As The Rock was still recuperating from that move, Dipper Pines suddenly woke up to find himself sitting on the shopping cart painfully from outside the ring. Luckily, Dipper noticed that he didn't touch his two feet on the floor. This caused a crucial prevention of elimination for the hat-wearing youngster.
JBL: Dipper's finally awake!
Michael Cole: The point is, how on earth is he gonna get back in the ring in that kind of position?
Cole was right? How was Dipper gonna get out from something like this! The answer was simple.
Dipper managed to minihop the shopping cart to the edge of the apron. Using his hands to reach the ropes, Dipper managed to pick himself back up one at a time and stood on the apron, successfully avoiding elimination for the time being and getting a tremendous ovation from the fans.
Mike Tenay: Dipper Pines is back in! Dipper is safe!
JBL: It's interesting how Dipper used a shopping cart to get back in the ring!
Jerry Lawler: Quite similar to how Kofi Kingston used to avoid elimination in this year's Royal Rumble before he was eliminated by Cody Rhodes!
While recovering, Dipper saw Matt Hardy close by while he saw him pull off a Side Effect on Shawn Michaels.
Before Hardy could even try to get the Heartbreak Kid up for a Twist of Fate, Dipper did a wise move by trapping Hardy with a leg scissors. The elder Hardy tried his best to get out, but Dipper's legs were too strong for him to break out of the hold.
Suddenly out of nowhere, Bridgette decided to sneak up and lift Hardy's legs strongly. That sneak attack forced Matt Hardy over the top rope and onto the floor in a surprising elimination.
Jim Ross: Whoa! Matt Hardy's gone!
Joey Styles: What an impressive move by Dipper Pines!
JBL: I like that kid already! He took out one of the Hardy's and yet, Jeff doesn't even know his brother's gone!
64th Elimination: Matt Hardy; Eliminated by: Bridgette and Dipper Pines; Duration: 13:02
Matt Hardy walked out of the ring looking stunned and defeated to say the least.
While Bridgette helped Dipper Pines back to the ring, they were clotheslined out of nowhere by Kratos! The impact forced Dipper and Bridgette to tumble over the top rope, but remained on the apron.
Michael Cole: *surprised* Whoa, hello!
Jerry Lawler: We nearly had a double elimination there!
Joey Styles: No kidding! Dipper was nearly close to being eliminated again. That was a disasterous clothesline!
Michael Cole: Ind- wait... I think something's happening in the back! Camera, if we can get a view backstage, please?
In Cole's words, something was happening backstage.
There seemed to be a body slumping on the floor. That figure who was knocked unconscious was Rigby of "Regular Show" fame. The rest of the doctors had to go check on him. Unfortunately for the camera man, he only got a shot of a another figure, whose feet was already shown the second that mysterious attacker walked out.
Jerry Lawler: Rigby from "Regular Show" has been knocked out!
Joey Styles: I'm afraid from the state that he's in, he's not gonna get a chance to get that million dollars.
Jim Ross: I don't know, but somebody knocked him out and the trail's gone cold!
As Rigby was still being examined however, action was still going on in the ring.
Shawn Michaels managed to body slam Bully Ray on the canvas, which forced HBK to ascend over the top rope.
JBL: Oh, here we go... we're about to see high-risk here!
Jim Ross: He's about to drop the elbow here!
Michaels flew up in the air and extended his elbow, but Bully Ray moved out of the way just in time, which forced HBK to crash-land painfully on the mat.
To add insult to injury, Bully Ray extended his chain-wrapped fist yet again and nailing HBK with a fist drop.
Joey Styles: My god! Bully Ray nailed HBK painfully with that steel chain.
JBL: I'm losing count here. How many people has Bully Ray hit with that chain so far?
Mike Tenay: I have no idea, as well!
20 seconds was approaching until the 72nd contestant.
As the countdown was ticking, Jeff Hardy and Geoff decided to do a little double teaming on Twilight Sparkle. After roughing the alicorn up with forearm shots to the back, the two men decided to whip Twilight to the next turnbuckle. But to their surprise...
...Twilight hopped up to the top rope and turned around, nailing both Jeff and Geoff with a double flying body press!
Michael Cole: Phenomenal move by Twilight Sparkle!
Jerry Lawler: Both Jeff and Geoff are down! Weird how their names sound very much alike, J.R.
Jim Ross: That's because Jeff's spelled with J-E-F-F while the other one is spelled G-E-O-F-F.
JBL: Is that the guy in the cowboy hat pronounced "J-E-F-F"?
Jim Ross: No, that's 'G-E-O-F-F'. I'll explain it to you, later. Right now, we got number 72 waiting in the wings! Let's see who it is!
After both Geoff and Jeff were laid out, the last 10 seconds appeared in the Rumble clock, indicating that the next entrant was about to enter in about 12... 11...
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
THHHHHHHE SIMPSOOOOOOOOONS...
Entrant #72: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
With a can of Buzz Cola in hand, the 72nd entrant appeared from the entrance stage. Being greeted by a mixed reaction (mostly cheers), Homer Simpson chugged his Buzz Cola to the last drop and hit the ground running.
Joey Styles: Here comes yet another returning favorite from the last two Fanfiction Royal Rumbles!
Michael Cole: From "The Simpsons", here comes Springfield's risk-taker, Homer Simpson!
JBL: Guy must've gone through a major sugar buzz...
As soon as Homer got inside the ring, he was caught in a brutal dog pile. Kratos, Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Dipper Pines and Twilight Sparkle all ganged up on Homer at the same time.
Luckily, it was not for long as Homer Simpson shoved half of the roster away with great strength.
Mike Tenay: Wow! Homer managed to fight one of them off!
Jerry Lawler: They all tried to gang up on Homer, but it was not to be!
That little beatdown caused a frenzy in Homer. The first victim, or victims to taste his wrath was Bridgette and Geoff.
Grabbing the back of their blonde heads, Bridgette and Geoff met the horrible end of a noggin knocker!
Jim Ross: Ouch! Talk about the meeting of the minds!
Joey Styles: I'm very certain that Bridgette and Geoff are not used to makeouts like this before!
Homer's frenzy was getting started. Dipper Pines tried to go at him to the best of his ability, but Homer saw it coming.
He retaliated with a kick to the gut and picked the tween up with a cradle piledriver!
JBL: Cradle Piledriver on Dipper Pines!
Michael Cole: I'm not sure where Dipper Pines is now, Gravity Falls or La-La Land!
Joey Styles: That cradle piledriver reminiscent of ECW Original, Jerry Lynn!
While Dipper was holding his neck in pain, Jeff Hardy tried to kick him right in his beer belly, but Homer catched his foot just in time.
Homer thought he was home safe here, but Jeff turned his body over and walloped Homer in the face.
Jerry Lawler: Impressive counter by Jeff Hardy there!
That kick took a bit of effect around Homer's nose as his goozle was bleeding like a faucet.
Joey Styles: I think that kick he took from Hardy was enough to break his nose!
Jim Ross: You have to wonder what a bloody nose like Homer's will do in this Rumble.
Not taking any time whatsoever, Jeff Hardy managed to wrap Homer in a front facelock and turn him around for a Twist of Fate!
Michael Cole: Oh, and Hardy hits Homer with a Twist of Fate!
JBL: He's stumbling a bit on the ropes!
Knowing that Homer was dangerously stumbling near the ropes, Hardy decided to swing for the fences and nail Homer out of the ring...
...but unexpectedly, Kratos came in and grabbed the back of Hardy's hair, therefore the face-painted warrior tossed Hardy right over Homer's head and plummeted down to the floor!
Michael Cole: WHOA! Kratos out of nowhere!
Mike Tenay: Kratos has eliminated the former TNA World Champion!
Jerry Lawler: Jeff Hardy doesn't believe his eyes!
65th Elimination: Jeff Hardy; Eliminated by: Kratos; Duration: 15:07
Disappointed, Hardy started walking right up the entrance ramp. But defeat wasn't an option. Hardy knew he still had a chance.
So he raced up the entrance ramp and started climbing up the cage wall, hoping to get a hand on the re-entry flag.
Jim Ross: I think Hardy's looking to get another shot at the million dollars!
JBL: I don't think Hardy's the only one! Look who's behind him!
Contrary from JBL's words, The Big Show happened to be on Hardy's tail. So as Jeff Hardy started to climb, Big Show managed to get him down by yanking his pants with one hand.
Clenching his fist, The Big Show managed to knock Hardy's lights off, which brought out cringing "Ooh's" from the WWE Universe.
Jerry Lawler: Oh my! Hardy's knocked out cold!
Joey Styles: His fist collided with Hardy's face like a frickin' freight train!
JBL: You can erase Hardy's chances of victory, cause it ain't happening.
While the stars were ringing around Jeff's head, The Big Show managed to climb up through the remainder of the cage wall.
But there was one exception, CM Punk was right on Big Show's tail. As the rest of East Rutherford cheered and chanted CM Punk's name, Punk ascended to the cage wall. But surprisingly...
...CM Punk was climbing right on top of Big Show! CM Punk's hands were like sticky spider webs compared to Big Show's skin! Big Show tried to fight Punk off, but it was useless!
Joey Styles: Oh my god! We're seeing history repeating itself again!
Jim Ross: By gawd, that's the same tactic Justin used on Big Show in the previous Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
Michael Cole: And now Big Show's kissing the worst end of CM Punk's boot!
After wrapping his legs all around the back of Big Show's head like a vise grip, Punk grabbed the re-entry flag much to the delight of the East Rutherford faithful. Bully Ray looked at Punk far away. To put it simply to use, he wasn't pleased.
JBL: CM Punk is back in the Rumble!
Mike Tenay: Suffice it to say, JBL... Bully Ray doesn't look very happy to see him back!
As soon as Punk got off the cage wall and walked down the entrance ramp in an intense showdown with Bully Ray, the countdown clock displayed on the titantron, revealing it's 73rd entrant.
Jerry Lawler: Oh man, here comes number 73!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #73: Kofi Kingston
Michael Cole: Oh yeah, now we got some controlled frenzy!
Joey Styles: Here comes the high-flying wonder from Ghana, West Africa, Kofi Kingston!
JBL: This is gonna be off the charts!
The 73rd entrant Kofi Kingston appeared to a modest applause from fans. After doing his little 'Boom Boom' thunderclap with an explosion on top of it, Kofi raced down the entrance ramp, passing CM Punk close by.
Kofi decided to enter the ring the best way he knew how. By leaping from the apron and hitting Geoff with a tomahawk chop!
Jim Ross: Impressive springboard tomahawk!
Joey Styles: Nice start by Kofi Kingston! Looking good so far!
The next individual Kofi wanted to target next was Homer Simpson.
Noticing that Homer's nose was still a little clogged up made by Jeff Hardy, Kofi Kingston decided to give Homer a nice double chop, alongside a dropkick and a russian leg sweep on top of that combo sundae.
Mike Tenay: Kofi Kingston is going AWOL on the older Simpson!
Joey Styles: Sorry, I keep getting distracted by Homer's skin color. Why on earth is he yellow?
JBL: Looks like the world's largest piece of moldy Starburst.
The crowd was pumping Kofi up to the point that it was gonna create an amount of explosive energy. Kofi knew what the fans came here to see. So after bouncing to the ropes and stopping near the body of Homer Simpson to do his little 'Boom Boom' taunt...
...he was caught by surprise with Sweet Chin Music from Shawn Michaels!
Jim Ross: OW! Gawd, that stings!
Michael Cole: Kofi tried to go for the Boom Drop, but all he ended up getting is a Sweet Chin Music courtesy of Mr. WrestleMania!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah. I think somewhere around the stadium, a lucky fan just won some memorabilia in the form of Kofi's slackered jaw!
While Kofi was reeling on the floor, CM Punk and Bully Ray began fighting it out. Bully Ray tried to strike Punk with his steel chain, but Punk ducked and hailed Bully Ray with two slaps, a backhand chop, and a huge roundhouse kick to the face!
The entire kick forced Bully Ray to disarm his chain-wrapped fist, dropping the metal necklace on the floor.
Jim Ross: The momentum is swinging to CM Punk now!
Jerry Lawler: Bully Ray is falling to pieces!
Punk wasn't quite finished with Bully Ray yet. The Straight Edge Savior connected perfectly with a Shining Wizard!
But before he can try to go for a running bulldog, Punk was pulled back by Bully Ray, who countered with a face-smashing Bully Cutter!
Mike Tenay: Bully Ray got him with the Bully Cutter!
JBL: Punk got dropped like a stone falling from the Earth!
Joey Styles: I guess the momentum's switched to Bully Ray now.
After Bully Ray talked trash to CM Punk, The Rock appeared behind him and stanced nicely, hoping that Bully Ray would turn around and eat a Rock Bottom for lunch.
He turned around while The Rock did just that. Get Bully Ray with a Rock Bottom on the mat!
Jim Ross: Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom!
Michael Cole: Bully Ray got flattened like an iHOP pancake!
JBL: Seriously guys, I'm really getting hungry...
The Rock and Shawn Michaels proceeded to pick up an unconscious Bully Ray and drag him over the top rope. But they weren't alone.
Geoff and Bridgette also decided to help the People's Champ and The Heartbreak Kid pick up the leader of Aces & Eights over the top rope. After seconds of trying to get Bully Ray over, they finally got him out to a tremendous ovation!
Joey Styles: Bully Ray is out! He's out of the Royal Rumble!
JBL: I'm afraid the rest of the Aces & Eights aren't gonna like that. That was his last chance!
Mike Tenay: Bully Ray can cry foul he wants. The point is, he's gone!
66th Elimination: Bully Ray; Eliminated by: Geoff, Bridgette, The Rock and Shawn Michaels; Duration: 21:26
Out of anger and jealousy, Bully Ray tried to enter back to the ring, but the referees told him to leave immediately. Bully Ray wasn't listening to anybody.
But CM Punk wanted to make Bully Ray eat his words. The Straight Edge savior slid under the ring, picked up the TNA World Champion, and with a grit of anger on his face, nailed Bully Ray with the Go To Sleep, just to shut him up (and for an ounce of payback)!
Jerry Lawler: Well, that finally shut Bully Ray up for once!
Michael Cole: Punk sends Bully Ray to sleep, literally!
JBL: Now that Aces & Eights are no more, what's gonna happen now?
After Punk got back in the ring hearing chants of "Thank You, Punk" among the East Rutherford faithful, Kofi Kingston leaped on the chest of Kratos and started to get him with a 10-punch salute.
But after Kofi could get the fifth punch, Homer Simpson decided to sneak up on him and lift him up with an electric chair position!
Jim Ross: Uh-oh, Kofi was on a roll, but he got caught by Homer in a bad time!
Jerry Lawler: Kratos is still on the top rope. I think he's planning something here!
Mike Tenay: Could this be the Doomsday Device?
To Mike's disappointment, Kratos wasn't planning to clothesline Kofi. Instead...
...Kratos leaped on the top rope and hit Kofi Kingston with a hard-hitting spear! The result of that impact forced the entire MetLife Stadium to go all out with a "We Miss Edge" chant!
Michael Cole: Spear! Kratos hit a spear on the top rope!
Jerry Lawler: I think I know what that spear reminds me of, and these fans are telling it like it is!
Joey Styles: This is turning out to be a raucous crowd here tonight.
While Kofi was reeling from the spear by Kratos, the crowd was pumped up seeing the last 10 seconds tick down on the titantron. Who was gonna be the 74th entrant?
Jim Ross: Here comes number 74 on the way!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #74: Alejandro Burromuerto (Total Drama)
Mariachi-type music began to play once more from the sound system as the 74th entrant, Total Drama's Arch Villain known as Alejandro Burromuerto, came down the aisle with a lead pipe in his hand. Quite frankly, the ovation he got from the previous Fanfiction Royal Rumble was different. Since he was in East Rutherford, he only managed to get both boos and cheers from the fans, but mostly boos.
Jerry Lawler: *shocked* Hey, hold on a minute! Alejandro's not in this Rumble! What the hell's going on here?
Joey Styles: It seems to me that with the lead pipe in his hand, Alejandro must've knocked out Rigby in order to get a spot in the Rumble!
JBL: He did that? I love it! Why didn't he think of this before?
Jim Ross: Something smells fishy here, and I don't like it one damn bit!
Ignoring the Yes-type chants of "AL!" around the stadium, Alejandro got inside the ring and started to hit the contestants with the lead pipe one at a time, starting with Dipper Pines, Shawn Michaels, Twilight Sparkle, Dolph Ziggler, The Rock and Geoff. Alejandro was on a roll!
Michael Cole: What the hell's the matter with this crowd? They shouldn't be chanting "Al"! He hates that name!
Jerry Lawler: Well, they have every right to do that since Alejandro cost Justin a shot at victory here tonight!
Alejandro's latino fire was raging like a wildfire. Nothing was gonna stop him.
He put down the lead pipe after noticing Homer Simpson trying to surprise him with a clothesline. Alejandro was smart enough to duck and got Homer with a Alberto Del Rio-like Enzugiri!
Joey Styles: OUCH! What a loud enzugiri from the Total Drama World Tour winner!
Jerry Lawler: *muttering* I still like to think Heather got cheated...
JBL: Oh waah waah, King. You're just jealous because Alejandro was a better bad guy on that show...
That enzugiri Alejandro gave him made Homer's entire head spin.
It wasn't until Kratos came out of nowhere and gave Homer a devastating clothesline. It was so devastating that Homer tumbled over the top rope and ended up on the floor, resulting in a stunned elimination!
Jim Ross: Homer's been eliminated!
Michael Cole: I didn't expect Homer Simpson to be eliminated early in the match!
JBL: Like it or not, that just happened!
67th Elimination: Homer Simpson; Eliminated by: Kratos; Duration: 4:30
Homer's elimination got a few boos from the capacity crowd, all directed at Kratos. Apparently, Kratos didn't care what the crowd thought, whether if they were cheering or booing him.
Meanwhile, Alejandro's momentum kept going on. His next opponent happened to be Bridgette. Bridgette shot an death glare right to the face of Alejandro. She couldn't forget what happened back at Total Drama World Tour, when he almost put the nail in the coffin of her and Geoff's relationship.
Bridgette didn't speak to him one bit. Instead, the surfer girl gave Alejandro a hard slap to the face!
Joey Styles: *cringing* OH MY GOD!
Mike Tenay: That slap just ruptured my eardrums!
JBL: You kidding? That slap was louder than Heather's back at the previous Royal Rumble!
Jim Ross: I don't blame her considering that Alejandro was the main reason why Gidgette almost broke up!
Bridgette kept on pounding the latin lover with furious axe handle shots while Geoff cheered on from a turnbuckle away.
Geoff: *to Bridgette* Go get him, babe! Tell them who's rocks!
After roughing Alejandro up enough, Bridgette tried to eliminate him over the top rope!
Geoff tried to help her with the elimination, but he was unexpectedly cut off by Dolph Ziggler, who got Geoff with the Zig Zag!
Michael Cole: Oh! Zig Zag on the Party Boy!
Joey Styles: Geoff tried to help Bridgette with Alejandro, but the Showoff able to prevent him from helping her out!
Bridgette was trying to yell out for Geoff to help, but he didn't respond due to the Zig Zag by Dolph Ziggler.
Out of nowhere, Kratos suddenly grabbed her blue shorts and yanked her over the top rope and onto the floor, much to the fans sudden displeasure. Was Kratos actually working with Alejandro?
Jim Ross: We got another elimination!
Jerry Lawler: This time, it's on Bridgette!
JBL: She tried to get redemption, but nevertheless, Alejandro prevails!
68th Elimination: Bridgette; Eliminated by: Kratos; Duration: 13:09
After Bridgette left the ring looking a bit disappointed (and a bit mad), Kratos tried to attack Alejandro, but the Latin liar tried to persuade him.
He persuaded the warrior into joining an alliance with him. The rest of the fans, despite what many people feel, wanted Kratos to refuse his offer. But no matter what the people said, Alejandro's charm and ass-kissery was working very well. He even gave Kratos a hand, which left the face-painted anti-hero to accept, much to the fans distaste!
Mike Tenay: I can't believe what I'm seeing here!
Jerry Lawler: I'm shocked as it is!
Jim Ross: As much as I hate to say this, Kratos just sold his soul to the devil in Alejandro!
As soon as the East Rutherford crowd started to chant "You Sold Out"...
...Kratos tricked Alejandro by clotheslining him! That little move of trickery forced the cheers of fans to pop up again!
Joey Styles: Ah, Alejandro got tricked!
Jim Ross: Kratos got him hook, like and sinker! And I don't think he's looking to be done here with him!
After receiving the joy from that clothesline he did to Alejandro, Kratos lifted him up in a Gorilla Press position and approached closer to the ropes, hoping to eliminate the Arch-Villain from the Rumble once and for all.
But just like a rat, Alejandro raked the eyes of Kratos, which forced him down to his feet. Alejandro turned around and noticed that Shawn Michaels was about to hit him with another case of the Sweet Chin Music.
Alejandro managed to get out of the way, which forced Michaels's boot to hit Kratos's chin painfully in which the impact forced Kratos to go over the top rope and onto the floor!
Michael Cole: There goes Kratos!
Mike Tenay: Alejandro moved out the way, which forced HBK to eliminate Kratos from the Rumble, instead!
Jerry Lawler: Kratos can't be happy about that, but I don't think there's never a moment where he smiles!
69th Elimination: Kratos; Eliminated by: Shawn Michaels; Duration: 9:40
As Kratos left ringside feeling dejected and embarrassed because of the superkick made by Shawn Michaels, Twilight Sparkle and The Miz decided to go to work on Dipper Pines.
The Miz caught Dipper in a good place and good time as he wrapped his legs around like a pretzel. And hearing the fans respond with a "Wooooooooo", The Awesome One locked Dipper in the Figure 4 Leglock as a homage to the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair.
To add insult to injury, Twilight Sparkle managed to trap Dipper with a Cobra Clutch, which forced the entire crowd to go crazy once again. Dipper's arms and legs were bloating like a football in pain. He didn't know what he was screaming about. The submission moves that was hurting him or his little bones about to snap at the pressure?
Jim Ross: Oh, this is something I haven't seen before!
JBL: It's a cobra clutch mixed with a Figure 4 Leglock! I love it!
Joey Styles: That move may be well enough for Dipper to be thrown out instantly!
Unfortunately, that phenomenal move came to a stop as Alejandro sent the ladder hurtling into Dipper, Twilight, and The Miz. The crowd's cheers turned into boos as a result of that.
Mike Tenay: Well, leave it to Alejandro to ruin the fun.
JBL: These fans don't like it, but I do! We're seeing a much more determined Alejandro!
Michael Cole: Yes, but we'll see how more determined number 75 is gonna be in the last second!
After he raised the ladder in victory to a caucous of boos and minor cheers once again, Alejandro looked over to the titantron, awaiting the last 10 seconds to be ticked down to the next competitor.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #75: Hulk Hogan
As the theme music to "Real American" played, the entire crowd went into an incomplete frenzy! The frenzy was strong and louder as ever as "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan came out from the entrance stage.
Dressed up in his traditional red-and-yellow boas, Hulk lent his hand to his ear so he could hear the screaming crowd chant his name, much to his pleasure!
Jim Ross: My gawd... MY GAWD! IT'S HOGAN!
Jerry Lawler: It's Hulk Hogan! Hulkamania has returned to the Royal Rumble!
JBL: This crowd has gone insane! East Rutherford has gone insane!
Mike Tenay: Truly a legend in everybody's minds! And now, here's here to run wild on his first Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
After taking his boas and his glasses off, Hulk Hogan sped down the entrance ramp where Alejandro was waiting for him to come down to the ring.
When he got in the ring however, Alejandro did the right thing by attacking Hogan with forearm shots earlier on. Hulk Hogan started to feign the pain given by Alejandro. He wanted to act defenseless at the point, making sure that Alejandro had the upper hand.
For Alejandro, it was effective. But unfortunately for Al, it was gonna be a mistake!
Michael Cole: Look at Alejandro doing the wise thing. Getting Hulk Hogan down on his knees earlier on in the match!
JBL: That sounds like a big mistake for Alejandro!
JBL was right. Alejandro punched him, only to have no effect on the Hulkster.
Hulk gave Alejandro a death glare. Al tried punching him again, yet there was still no effect. Something big was happening. That last punch from Alejandro forced Hulk to charge up with energy feeding off from these fans. He was shaking out of control with the sweat shaking off from his forehead.
Jim Ross: He's hulking up! Hulk is hulking up!
Jerry Lawler: I think Alejandro may learn to regret it later!
After one final punch from Alejandro, Hulk fumed up and pointed the finger to Al.
The Latin lover tried to punch him again, but Hulk countered it with punches of his own. After a trio of punches, Hulk whipped Alejandro to the ropes and hit him with a Big Boot!
Mike Tenay: Hogan hits the boot! Hulk Hogan got him with the big boot!
After Alejandro slumped to the floor, Hogan whipped himself to the ropes and nailed Alejandro with his signature leg drop!
Jim Ross: He drops the leg!
Joey Styles: Hogan is on fire here!
Alejandro was now turning into one unlucky pain magnet.
Kofi Kingston saw him and decided to whip himself to the ropes. After doing his little "Boom Boom" shoulder shake, he finally hit his twin leg drop right on top of the Total Drama World Tour winner!
Mike Tenay: Kofi nails Alejandro with the Boom Drop! That's gotta hurt!
JBL: I don't like this! These people are all ganging up on Alejandro for apparently no reason.
Jerry Lawler: I think these 'people' have a right to do just that, JBL.
The pain to Alejandro was only the beginning.
The Rock stood on top of Alejandro's head and looked to the fans with his signature People's Eyebrow! After he threw his left forearm, The Rock whipped himself from rope to rope. He took a stop and hit him nonstop with 'The Most Electrifying Move in all of Sports-Entertainment', The People's Elbow!
Jim Ross: People's Elbow! Rock got it!
Jerry Lawler: His second People's Elbow of the night!
While Alejandro was still reeling from attacks by Hulk, Kofi and the Rock, the entire MetLife Stadium erupted with a "I F**ked Heather" chant.
Hearing this offensive chant in his mind, Alejandro painfully closed his ears. However, this forced the crowd to chant those three words loudly.
Joey Styles: *chuckling* Well, I'm guessing this crowd's looking family-friendly here...
JBL: Come on, this is way offensive to be chanted on this show. Even to Alejandro.
Mike Tenay: I'm guessing these East Rutherford crowd can hardly care what your opinions think. This is the most craziest crowd of people I've ever seen!
Meanwhile, Dolph Ziggler was having trouble trying to fight off the onslaught of The Miz and Geoff by the turnbuckle. The party boy and the Awesome One tried to get Dolph off his feet with a double Superplex, but Dolph held on.
Dipper Pines and Twilight Sparkle decided to team up and grab both the legs of Geoff and The Miz altogether. They managed to muscle them up using their heart and energy from the fans. And then, just like a nuclear explosion, the team of Dipper and Twilight managed to slam Miz, Geoff and Ziggler right on the mat!
Joey Styles: *in surprise* OH MY GOD!
Jim Ross: Dipper and Twilight may have nearly started a World War thanks to that move!
Michael Cole: My question is... how can a duo the size of tree stumps muscle Miz and Geoff up like that!
Jerry Lawler: I don't know why, but anything can happen in the WWE, even in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
Alejandro's luck was getting worse by the minute. Suddenly, the dream team of Hulk, HBK and Rock decided to team up in order to get Alejandro out of the Rumble.
The threesome managed to drag him over the top rope, but Alejandro managed to get a hold on the ropes. The crowd stood up with excitement, feeling this little 3-on-1 elimination process happening.
Jerry Lawler: Oh man, please tell me this is happening! I'm feeling goosebumps!
Jim Ross: There ain't gonna be no way for Alejandro to escape from this dream team!
JBL: This is gonna be a damn shame if things end like this for Alejandro.
Joey Styles: Tough lu- wait a minute! What's Courtney doing here again?!
Contrary to the legendary ECW announcer's words, Courtney from the Total Drama series appeared once again with the broken crutch still in hand. The same kind of crutch Alejandro used to cost Justin his chance at a million dollars.
The response Courtney had from this crowd was brutal. There were thousands of fans chanting "Get That B***h Out". Courtney did a good job ignoring their foul response to her. Even when she fought both Hogan, Michaels and Rock off with the crutch. Her little move forced Alejandro to be safe from elimination once again.
Joey Styles: Well, looks like these people know what they think of Courtney!
Jim Ross: You think so? She's way more bitchier than a pitbull and Heather combined!
JBL: This makes me sick. These people definitely have no class for a CIT. One of the most must-see competitors in Total Drama history.
Mike Tenay: Not to mention that she took Justin's role as antagonist away on Total Drama Action.
Courtney dug under the apron and took a towel. Carefully, he wiped the sweat away from Alejandro's forehead. In addition to the chant that Courtney got when she made her appearance for the second time, the crowd chanted "asskisser" because of the way Courtney was doing to Alejandro.
Jerry Lawler: *sarcastically* Oh, that's nice! Alejandro's got himself a towel girl.
Michael Cole: Would've been interesting if that was Heather taking Courtney's place. I would so freak out.
Jim Ross: *murmuring to Cole* Just make sure you don't squeal over this AleHeather mess...
After Alejandro finally got back in the ring to heal his wounds. He sat on the turnbuckle while watching the titantron, seeing the last 10 seconds tick down to the 76th entrant.
Whoever number 75 was, he/she was about to be in the fight of his/her life.
Joey Styles: I'm excited, everyone! We're about to see who number 76 is! Who's it gonna be?
To be continued, once again...
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Calm down Styles, you'll have to wait until next chapter. Until then, let's see what stats we got right now...
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 70
Entries left: 10
Number of eliminations: 69
People in the ring: 9
Eliminated: Fandango (first time), The Great Khali, Muscle Man, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk, Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines (first time), Bully Ray (first time), Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Mark Henry, Zoey, "Cowboy" James Storm, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle (first time), Spike, R-Truth, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Tommy Dreamer, Al Bundy (first time), Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry The Platypus, Fandango, John Morrison, Rob Van Dam, Riley Freeman, Hernandez, Chavo Guerrero, Applejack, The Great and Powerful Trixie, A.J. Styles, Heather, Earthworm Jim, Deadpool, John Cena, Sheamus, Justin, Jack Swagger, Dan, Al Bundy, Big E. Langston, Alberto Del Rio, Austin Aries, Mario, Marceline The Vampire Queen, Triple H, Mordecai, Cody Anderson, Joseph Park, Kitana, Liu Kang, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Bully Ray, Homer Simpson, Bridgette and Kratos
In the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Dipper Pines, Dolph Ziggler, Geoff, Hulk Hogan, Kofi Kingston, The Rock, Shawn Michaels and Twilight Sparkle
We're just about at the end! Just two chapters away. Somewhere later around those two chapters, me and LordryuTJ have a huge announcement regarding what happens after Fanfiction Royal Rumble III is over? What is it you ask? You'll just have to find out later.
Until then, salud! *Raises glass in the air and drinks*