FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 17: When Nerds and Critics Attack!
In the last chapter: "Gravity Falls" fan favorite Dipper Pines managed to survive elimination after being painfully saved by a trashcan. In the process, he managed to eliminate one half of the Hardy's, namely Matt Hardy. Royal Rumble favorites such as The Miz, Homer Simpson and Kofi Kingston came rolling into town while "Regular Show" raccoon Rigby was savagely attacked. In response, his replacement was none other than Total Drama's evil Latin villain Alejandro Burromuerto! But the biggest entrant of all was none other than the immortal Hulk Hogan, proving that he never lost a step at all. But which of these remaining contestants will reach one step further to victory in the biggest and yet baddest Rumble of all time?
Rated T for violence and language.
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The rest of Metlife Stadium all stood up in their seats, awaiting the 76th participant of the match. Luckily, it wasn't along until that person was introduced.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #76: The Nostalgia Critic
Feeling pumped and acting like he drank amounts of Premium Roast coffee, The Nostalgia Critic shook himself crazily while he ran down the entrance ramp.
JBL: Looks like we got another returning favorite in our hands!
Michael Cole: From the 1st annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, here's the best internet critic of all time, The Nostalgia Critic!
Joey Styles: He says it like it is hence his catchphrase, 'He remembers it so you don't have to!'. Will tonight's victory in the Rumble be memorable?
As soon as he got inside the ring, he began to go on a complete frenzy, hitting people he saw. He began punching Alejandro, Ziggler, Hogan, Dipper, Rock, Miz and HBK before he got the end of a double axe handle by Geoff!
Mike Tenay: Look at this! Nostalgia Critic's gonna try and fight the world!
Jerry Lawler: Well, it's safe to say that the entire world's crashing down on him right now!
Lawler was right. The Nostalgia Critic was having such a tough time getting out of the starting gate, being ganged up by perhaps every single contestant in here.
After being trapped by entire axe handle shots, The Nostalgia Critic showed shocking strength by pushing away every contestant like a giant. The entire crowd was stunned speechless by this newfound superhero-like feat!
Jim Ross: My gawd! How did the Critic do that!
Joey Styles: *amazed* That's insanely impossible! Mainly, a guy with a lanky physique can hardly so such things as... that!
Michael Cole: Yeah, and the Nostalgia Critic made it look like a total cakewalk!
Feeling the adrenaline pumping through his veins, The Nostalgia Critic stood up on the turnbuckle and looked down on a stunned Dipper Pines.
Clenching his fist, Nostalgia Critic slammed his fist through the top of Dipper's head around 10 times. After his little 10-punch salute, he noticed Twilight Sparkle approaching him. Like a certain black-and-blue superhero, the Nostalgia Critic moonsaulted over Twilight Sparkle and hit her with a DDT!
Mike Tenay: Incredible move by the Nostalgia Critic! Very X-Division like!
Michael Cole: How on earth is he pulling this off?
Still recovering from the strengthening shove, Ziggler was caught in the worse end by CM Punk's knee via Shining Wizard, while he got him with a running bulldog
Jim Ross: Excellent combination by the Straight Edge Savior!
JBL: I forgot CM Punk was still in there! We've been focusing on other superstars so much, we've completely forgotten Punk!
From the second ring, Alejandro was busy getting roughed up by Hogan and Geoff with forearm shots to the kisser.
After he was roughed up enough, the blonde twosome whipped Alejandro to the ropes and nailed with a double big boot to the face!
Michael Cole: Alejandro with the end of a double twin boot!
Mike Tenay: Hulk Hogan and Geoff are showing great chemistry here!
Joey Styles: I think Alejandro's chances in the Rumble may be all for naught!
Looking down at a slumped Alejandro, both Geoff and Hogan nailed the Total Drama World Tour winner with a double leg drop!
Michael Cole: They drop the leg!
Jerry Lawler: And these people are up on their feet! They cant get enough of this display!
Hearing the entire East Rutherford chant Hogan and Geoff's names in unison, both the Immortal One and Party Boy decided to take their sweet time flexing and posing for the fans.
Unfortunately, this little posedown didn't last very long as Shawn Michaels gave Geoff a jaw-shattering Sweet Chin Music! The result sent Geoff way over the top rope and onto the floor in an stunned elimination! Geoff's elimination got a mixed reaction from this crowd.
Joey Styles: OUCH! Michaels out of nowhere!
JBL: The party's over for Geoff! He's outta there!
Joey Styles: That makes it the second time Geoff's been eliminated by HBK!
70th Elimination: Geoff; Eliminated by: Shawn Michaels; Duration: 21:35
After Geoff left ringside looking a bit down, Dipper Pines dropkicked Hulk Hogan to the near turnbuckle.
He then got on all fours while Kofi Kingston hopped on Dipper's back and trapped Hogan with his legs, proceeding to give Hulk Hogan a 10-punch salute!
Jerry Lawler: We got a little alliance between Dipper and Kofi going on!
Jim Ross: They're targeting Hulkamania as it is!
While Hogan remained woozy on the turnbuckle thanks to Kofi and Dipper, Alejandro quickly recovered from the leg drop and decided to target Twilight Sparkle.
After the pony was trying to lock in The Rock with a Figure 4, Alejandro saw a garbage can sitting around ringside. Only noticing that his towel girl Courtney brought in the weapon, Alejandro picked it up and sent the force and velocity of the garbage can straight into the back of Twilight's head! The sound was so loud that it made Joey Styles cringe heavily!
Joey Styles: *cringing* OH MY GOD! THAT BITES!
Michael Cole: A hit coming through that garbage can may be enough to send the slightest person into a convulsion!
Mike Tenay: Twilight's Sparkle skull nearly cracked on that assault!
While Twilight held her entire head in pain, Alejandro looked to the titantron and saw the countdown clock ticking down to it's 77th entrant of the match.
Jerry Lawler: I think Alejandro's waiting for number 77 to come out!
Joey Styles: Luckily, the clock's ticking down in about 12... 11...
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #77: Ryback
Hearing the sound of Ryback's music blare out across Metlife Stadium, Alejandro's face formed a sunken expression.
Far away, he saw the 77th entrant known as Ryback. The ovation Ryback got was very surprising. Despite being a heel now, Ryback actually got a tremendous ovation. Looking very hungry and vengeful, Ryback gave Alejandro a cold deathly glare just like what he did in the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble.
Ryback: *to Alejandro* WAKE UP!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Oh no!
JBL: Well, talk about bad luck for Alejandro! Look who's now waiting for him!
Joey Styles: Here comes the dangerous and ravenous Ryback! He may be looking to make carne asada out of Alejandro again, just like the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
After he got inside the ring, Ryback and Alejandro we're engaged in a tense staredown. Both men were ignoring the chants of "Goldberg" and "Al" coming through the stands. Who was gonna make the first move? Better yet... who was gonna make the first punch.
Within moments of that staredown, Ryback clenched his arm...
...and nailed CM Punk with a meathook clothesline!
Michael Cole: Ow! Ryback nailed Punk hard!
Jim Ross: I was hoping Ryback would make mince-meat of Alejandro, but I think Ryback thought of something different instead!
Mike Tenay: Safe to say, I think Alejandro's Latin butt got saved there!
While he was impressed by the way Ryback took down Punk with a meat hook, the back of Alejandro's head met the mat when Dolph Ziggler nailed him with a Zig Zag!
JBL: Ziggler nails another Zig Zag!
Jerry Lawler: Alejandro's brain got rattled like an magnitude 10 earthquake!
After whipping his hair to the enjoyment of this vocal east Rutherford crowd, he turned around...
...only to eat a meathook clothesline by the hungry Ryback!
Jim Ross: OH! Ziggler got blasted to bits by that meathook!
Joey Styles: That's perhaps the second time Ryback's done that!
Michael Cole: I'm not sure if Ziggler's gonna get up from that painful impact.
After yelling 'Finish It' to the fans, who were busy breaking out a 'Ryback Rules' chant...
...Ryback started picking up the remains of Ziggler's lifeless body in a fisherman's suplex position. And then after lifting Ziggler up in a torture rack position, Ryback let him go and sent Ziggler backwards over the top rope and onto the floor! With that, the Showoff became a victim of Ryback's first elimination.
JBL: Ryback eliminates Ziggler!
Mike Tenay: Ziggler was a huge favorite to win! Too bad his run in the Rumble ends here!
71st Elimination: Dolph Ziggler; Eliminated by: Ryback; Duration: 28:50
Despite feeling a bit disappointed, Ziggler walked up the entrance ramp with the rest of his fans chanting his name with respect. He looked back to Ryback, who was taunting to him far away.
Ryback: *to Ziggler* RYBACK RUUUUUUUULES!
Unfortunately for Ryback, that kind of taunting cost him as Kofi Kingston surprised him with a Trouble In Paradise to the back of the head!
Joey Styles: Whoa! Kofi got him good!
Michael Cole: Ryback fell down like a collapsing tower!
Mike Tenay: You might not wanna say that around the people from the New York region. They don't wanna remind that grim moment 12 years ago.
Michael Cole: *in shame* Too soon, huh?
While Ryback was slowly recovering from that painful Trouble In Paradise, Alejandro and CM Punk were trying to dodge each other's kicks. Mainly, CM Punk started it by getting in Alejandro's face. Alejandro tried to kick him, but CM Punk blocked it and got him with his usual five hits of doom.
Punk got him with two slaps, a backhand fist and a roundhouse kick...
...but Alejandro managed to duck and hit a roundhouse kick of his own. Unfortunately for Al, Punk managed to duck down and hit a roundhouse kick of his own. But this time, Alejandro managed to duck too.
JBL: I hate to see this, but we got ourselves a kick-frenzy going on!
Joey Styles: It's going back-to-back between Punk and Alejandro!
Jerry Lawler: I can feel the heat between the two men, J.R! Somebody better get some sunscreen!
Punk swung in for another roundhouse kick, but Alejandro managed to duck...
...only to hit the Second City Savior with an enzugiri!
Mike Tenay: Alejandro managed to psyche Punk out!
Joey Styles: The momentum's shifting to Alejandro. And these fans are crying foul about it.
Meanwhile, as Alejandro was taunting to Punk's already-kicked face...
...Justin from the Total Drama series came out to a standing ovation with a crutch in his hand. It seemed that during their chase, Alejandro managed to lose Justin for the time being. But little did Alejandro know that Justin was watching the TV from backstage. Justin saw that as an opportunity for revenge.
JBL: Hey, wait a minute! Wait just a minute! Justin's back!
Jim Ross: And he's not alone! He's got a crutch in hand!
Michael Cole: I think Justin's looking to repay the favor for what happened to him earlier on!
As soon as Alejandro tried to get his hands on Ryback, he saw Justin come down the entrance ramp angrily gripping his crutch in hand.
Alejandro tried telling Justin to get out, but the Hawaiian refused to leave any further. Instead, Justin decided to point that crutch at him just like Sting would do with a baseball bat.
Mike Tenay: Is Justin gonna get him? Maybe wait for his time to strike.
JBL: Something smells fishy, and I don't like it- wait Alejandro, don't turn around.
Alejandro failed to hear the Wrestling God's sudden warning.
Right behind him was Ryback, who took a huge dash and clotheslined Alejandro over the top rope and on to the floor, causing an elimination that sent shockwaves through the WWE Universe!
Jerry Lawler: There goes Alejandro! Alejandro's gone!
JBL: Damn it, this isn't fair! Justin cost Alejandro big time!
Joey Styles: You may see it that way, JBL... but to Justin, that's justice served well done!
72nd Elimination: Alejandro Burromuerto; Eliminated by: Ryback; Duration: 7:46
After the crowd went wild over Alejandro's elimination, they went even more wild when Justin's gripped that clutch tightly and sent it slamming down on the back of Alejandro's! The forceful impact forced the entire piece of wood to break!
Joey Styles: *cringing* Oh my god!
Mike Tenay: That was loud!
Jim Ross: Sounded like a cannon going off in this stadium!
Justin managed to leave up the entrance ramp as his fans started chanting his name over and over again. The rest of the EMT's (and Courtney) started to tend to Alejandro's safety while the Rumble clock displayed on the titantron. Another contestant was about to enter in 12... 11...
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #78: James Rolfe a.k.a. The Angry Video Game Nerd
As fans heard that familiar guitar riff blast through the speakers, the entire East Rutherford crowd all broke out in song as they began singing the lyrics to the Angry Video Game Nerd theme song.
Crowd: *in Fandango form* He's gonna take you back to the past/To play the s****y games that suck ass/He rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear/He rather eat the rotten a****le of a roadkill skunk then down it with beer/He's the angriest gamer you ever heard/He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd/He's The Angry Atari/Sega Nerd/He's the Angry Video Game Neeeeeeeerd...
Michael Cole: *amazed* Wow! I may be familiar with Fandango's theme music, but I've never seen anyone fandango to the Angry Video Game Nerd theme song until now!
Jerry Lawler: This crowd's on their feet for the current record holder of the Iron Man award, James Rolfe a.k.a. The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Mike Tenay: Yeah, and since the Nostalgia Critic's in the ring, this rivalry between them is gonna blow up one way or another!
The 78th entrant known as the Angry Video Game Nerd, downed his pre-match Rolling Rock before he raced down the aisle.
When he got inside the ring however, he was surprised of who was standing in the ring before him. It was his sworn enemy The Nostalgia Critic. You could cut the tension with a butter knife from that staredown.
Nostalgia Critic: You think you're the best in the internet world? I'm a god!
Angry Video Game Nerd: I'm the god of your momma! So bring it on, crap-on-a-stick!
The war of words were too much for these men to contain. It wasn't long until these men finally threw punches at each other. It was a back-and-forth match between each man. Only one was about to fall right on his ass. And so far, The Nostalgia Critic was winning momentum so far.
He kept on roughing the nerd up with fist shots after another. The Critic then whipped the Nerd to the turnbuckle, but James managed to do a Daniel Bryan-like flip over The Nostalgia Critic amazingly.
Jim Ross: WHOA! What tremendous elevation!
Jerry Lawler: The Nerd must've picked up some lessons from Daniel Bryan!
The Nerd wasn't done with the critic just yet. James whipped to the ropes and ducked a clothesline from the Nostalgia Critic. After ducking yet another clothesline, James responded with a flying forearm to the face of Doug Walker! To add insult to injury, The Nerd was wearing his Power Glove!
Mike Tenay: Impressive Flying Forearm by the Nerd! Momentum's shifted here!
Joey Styles: That flying forearm the Nerd's using is reminiscent of WWE Hall-of-Famer Tito Santana! The Nerd's rolling like a rock here!
As the Nerd and the Critic still fought it out, Hulk Hogan and The Rock were busy dealing with Twilight Sparkle.
The Hulkster and The Great One managed to get the purple Alicorn over the top rope and onto the floor. Or did they?
Michael Cole: Twilight's Sparkle's out of- hey, wait a minute!
JBL: I can't believe what I'm actually seeing!
Mike Tenay: What's going on under the ring?
All of a sudden, a pair of purple dragon hands came up under the ring and managed to lift Twilight Sparkle's hooves with great strength.
Knowing the referees were too stupid to notice this, the pair of dragon hands continued lifting Twilight until she got back on the apron, preventing painful elimination.
JBL: Come on, how come the referees are too retarded to notice! I know those familiar dragon claws when I see one!
Jim Ross: With that said in mind, Spike just saved Twilight Sparkle from elimination!
40 seconds was fast approaching, which meant that number 79 was just about moments away from re-entering the Rumble.
Meanwhile, Dipper Pines managed to pull off some impressive strength of his own, by getting CM Punk in a Samoan Drop position.
Michael Cole: Wow, that's something I hardly see everyday!
Joey Styles: Despite being the size of a stump, I'm amazed that Dipper Pines just picked up the Best In The World!
Dipper's knees was shaking because of the weight he was carrying, but he managed to stay strong.
And then, just like a laundry dryer, Dipper began to spin around the ring with Punk still on his shoulders. He managed to spin a good quarter of the ring before dropping him down with a Samoan Drop!
Mike Tenay: And Dipper manages to finish it with a Samoan Drop!
Jerry Lawler: I really hope Punk doesn't vomit his guts out! That would be a painful sight to behold!
Joey Styles: If that happens, I may need a gas mask for the stench!
20 seconds was fast approaching. Meanwhile, the battle between The Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic was escalating. With an ounce of adrenaline flowing through his veins, the Nostalgia Critic surprised the Nerd with an RKO!
Michael Cole: RKO! The critic got him perfectly!
JBL: I'm thinking the Nerd could be out way faster than he got in!
Seeing the Nerd slumped on the floor, The Nostalgia Critic turned around and climbed up to the top rope, hoping to put the nail on the coffin with a top-rope moonsault.
But despite taking the RKO, James Rolfe suddenly got up. The Nerd must've been a quick healer. Without the Critic noticing, the Nerd managed to lift Doug from his shoulders. What the Nerd didn't know was that Kofi Kingston had ascended to the top rope. Eyeing the Nostalgia Critic like a hawk, Kofi flew and nailed Doug with a flying clothesline just as James powerbombed him to the mat!
Joey Styles: Oh my god! Impressive double team maneuver by both men!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, even though James didn't know he and Kofi were teaming up!
Mike Tenay: Either alone or with a partner, James Rolfe is at his most effective!
After Kofi pumped the crowd up with his signature thunderclap, the crowd stood up and looked at the titantron, seeing the last 10 seconds tick down to the 79th entrant.
Jerry Lawler: We're about to see who's number 79! I can't wait!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #79: Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
As the Family Guy song played on the sound system, the crowd gave out a mixed reaction to the next entrant coming down the entrance ramp.
Jim Ross: Oh, here comes another Fanfiction Royal Rumble favorite!
JBL: I'm very familiar with Peter Griffin. Huge fan of him!
Michael Cole: I think by the mixed reaction these fans are giving to Peter Griffin, it's almost Cena-like in my standpoint!
When Family Guy favorite Peter Griffin finally stepped in the ring, he wasted no time getting to work.
He got Ryback with his own version of John Cena's 'Five Moves of Doom'. It started out with a flying shoulder block, another flying shoulder block, and proceeded to stop there with a spin-out powerbomb.
Joey Styles: Whoa! Peter's pulling off the same moves that John Cena uses to beat his opponents!
Mike Tenay: Maybe Peter's a fan of John Cena! After all, he must watch a lot of wrestling in his spare time.
Peter Griffin soon raised his left hand, which forced the rest of the crowd to go back-to-back chats with "Let's Go Peter" and "Peter Sucks".
And after looking down on a motionless Ryback with a "You Can't See Me" hand wave, Peter Griffin whipped himself to the ropes and stood near Ryback's body. Instead of dusting off his shoulder, Peter dusted off his stomach and leaped up the air.
But Ryback was smart enough to move out of the way, which forced Peter to land face-first in the mat!
Michael Cole: OW! Mount Peter has erupted!
JBL: Ryback was safe to move out of the way!
Joey Styles: What on earth was Peter thinking trying to get Ryback with that move?
JBL: He doesn't think much since he looks like a fat drunk.
After Peter got back up from that botch, Ryback surprised him with a thunderous meat-hook clothesline!
Joey Styles: My god! Peter's jaw might've been shattered completely.
Jim Ross: Dear gawd, Ryback came at him like a Japanese Bullet Train!
When Ryback shouted out Finish It to the screaming fans around Metlife Stadium, he managed to get Peter Griffin up with a fisherman's suplex position.
The crowd broke out in 'ooh's', thinking that Ryback wouldn't pick up a man the size of four beer kegs, But Ryback was set on proving the detractors wrong. And he did by slowly lifting up Peter Griffin off his feet in a torture rack position.
Michael Cole: Holy- he picked him up! Ryback picked Peter up!
Mike Tenay: I never knew Peter Griffin was much lighter like that!
JBL: Me neither, but Ryback pulled it off like a cake walk!
After Ryback was done marching around like he was boss of this entire ring, he put Peter down with his finisher, the Shell Shocked!
Joey Styles: Ryback hits the Shell Shocked!
Jerry Lawler: And on a guy that's 350 pounds! Whether you like the guy or not, that's amazing!
While Peter Griffin was busy taking a hard dirt nap on the mat, Ryback yelled in victory yet again.
But what he didn't expect was that The Miz trapped the hungry Ryback in a full nelson position and got him with the Skull Crushing Finale!
Jim Ross: Skull Crushing Finale! Miz got it!
Michael Cole: And now it's Ryback who takes the dirt nap instead!
Mike Tenay: I forgotten that the Miz was already there. We need to get more focus on all these contestants!
While The Miz heard the cheers given to him from this capacity Royal Rumble crowd, Muscle Man from "Regular Show" came out of the entrance stage, hoping to get his hands on the last re-entry flag.
Luckily for Muscle Man, there was nobody chasing after him, much to his luck.
Michael Cole: Speak of the fat lady, look who's back to get himself a last chance!
JBL: It's the human body odor known as Muscle Man. I pray to God he doesn't throw that smelly shirt near us!
Muscle Man climbed up the cage wall in a very quickened pace. Huffing and puffing until he was about to sweat like a warthog.
After seconds and seconds of climbing, Muscle Man finally reached the flag. His girlfriend Starla cheered him on from ringside yet again.
Starla: *yelling at Muscle Man far away* Go get 'em, Mitch!
Muscle Man: *yelling back to Starla far away* This one's for you, Starla!
Jim Ross: Muscle Man's back in!
Joey Styles: He's getting another golden opportunity. Can he claim victory here?
Muscle Man ran full speed while he took his shirt off and swung it all around like a tornado.
When he finally got in the ring however, the Nostalgia Critic came in and dropkicked Muscle Man right in the face. That hit sent the overweight dwarf over the top rope and down into the floor in a shocking manner!
Mike Tenay: Uh-oh!
Jerry Lawler: *surprised* WHAT?
Jim Ross: I don't believe this! Muscle Man's already out of the match! He was there for 2 seconds until the Nostalgia Critic caught him by surprise!
73rd Elimination: Muscle Man; Eliminated by: The Nostalgia Critic; Duration: 0:03
When Muscle Man got up, he was stunned speechless of the way he was eliminated early.
Screaming and pulling an uncontrollable shit-fit, Muscle Man yanked the arm of the Nostalgia Critic and pulled him over the rope, therefore plummeting to the floor in an unfair elimination.
JBL: Uh-oh! There goes the Nostalgia Critic!
Jim Ross: Why did Muscle Man do that for? That's not fair!
JBL: Can you blame him? It was the Critic's fault that Muscle Man got eliminated!
74th Elimination: The Nostalgia Critic; Eliminated by: Muscle Man (unfairly); Duration: 5:21
Muscle Man wasn't quite done with Doug just yet.
In rage, the overweight dwarf picked up the Critic upside down. With a smirk, Muscle Man piledrived Doug Walker on the floor!
Joey Styles: Oh my god!
Jim Ross: Muscle Man may have broken the Nostalgia Critic's neck with that maneuver!
Michael Cole: What a sore loser this guy turned out to be.
The ovation Muscle Man got was pretty negative. The entire East Rutherford crowd turned on him while chanting "You Suck Ass" as he went up the entrance ramp. Meanwhile, the EMTs tended to the Nostalgia Critic.
That impact he had from that piledriver was painful enough to endure from a person's point of view.
Mike Tenay: Guys, he may be hurt.
JBL: I agree so. He landed on his head pretty hard...
While the medical team was still tending to the Nostalgia Critic outside, The Rock nailed Dipper Pines with a huge spinebuster.
Every WWE fan watching knew that it was sign for the Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment, The People's Elbow!
Jim Ross: Here it comes, the fans are screaming for it!
Jerry Lawler: Could we see the Most Electrifying Move In All Of Sports Entertainment?
JBL: I got a feeling that he might do that!
Forgetting to realize that he had already thrown both of his elbow pads, The Rock decided to give the fans a raising of his People's Eyebrow.
The People's Champ then whipped to the ropes back and forth, but after The Rock turned around...
...Shawn Michaels surprised him with a case of the Sweet Chin Music! That shot to the face sent the Rock over the top rope and down to the floor, forcing a shocking elimination that sent shockwaves everywhere!
Jim Ross: Wha... *screaming* WHA-! MY GAWD! HBK ELIMINATED THE ROCK!
Joey Styles: *screaming* OH MY FRICKING GOD!
Mike Tenay: *also screaming* SHAWN MICHAELS CAUGHT THE ROCK OUT OF NOWHERE! WHAT A SHOCKING ELIMINATION!
75th Elimination: The Rock; Eliminated by: Shawn Michaels; Duration: 37:47
With a smirk from Shawn Michaels's face, The Rock stood outside of the ring stunned.
Despite being eliminated, The Rock did get a tremendous ovation from this capacity crowd because of his effort.
Michael Cole: These people are on their feet!
Mike Tenay: And yet, another standout Rumble performance from the Rock!
After the Rock left, the last 10 seconds began ticking down one-by-one. All of the people stood up in anticipation to what the last entrant would be.
Jim Ross: We have the final participant coming up!
10! 9! 8!
Michael Cole: I'm getting nervous here!
7! 6! 5!
Joey Styles: Hang on to your seats folks! This is gonna be big!
4! 3! 2! 1!
*BZZT!*
But then all of a sudden, the lights suddenly went off on the entire arena. The hearts of all remaining competitors stopped, feeling that something grim and dangerous was about to occur.
JBL: What happened? Did we get a blackout?
Joey Styles: I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't paying the electric bill!
It remained black for a good several seconds, until...
*GONG*
Jim Ross: *grimly* Oh, my...
Michael Cole: You really gotta be kidding me...
And then finally, like a blinding flash of light, The Undertaker appeared in the ring, which brought fear and intimidation to the rest of the contestants. The entire crowd all screamed and cheered in delight!
Dipper Pines, Twilight Sparkle, Peter Griffin all trembled with fear while Hulk Hogan, Kofi Kingston, Ryback, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, The Miz and James Rolfe all looked ready for a fight!
Entrant #80: Undertaker
Jerry Lawler: Ah, I don't believe it!
Jim Ross: *screaming* He's here! The Undertaker is here!
Michael Cole: And he's drawn the best number there is! Number 30!
With a scary glare of his eyes, The Undertaker gave himself his signature cutthroat gesture to the rest of the competitors. For everybody, they were gonna be in the fight of their life...
To be continued next chapter...
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I'm feeling great because the next chapter also happens to be the final ending! So far, here's the stats we piled up so far!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 80
Entries left: 0
Number of eliminations: 75
People in the ring: 10
Eliminated: Fandango (first time), The Great Khali, Muscle Man (first time), Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk (first time), Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines (first time), Bully Ray (first time), Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Mark Henry, Zoey, "Cowboy" James Storm, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle (first time), Spike, R-Truth, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Tommy Dreamer, Al Bundy (first time), Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry The Platypus, Fandango, John Morrison, Rob Van Dam, Riley Freeman, Hernandez, Chavo Guerrero, Applejack, The Great and Powerful Trixie, A.J. Styles, Heather, Earthworm Jim, Deadpool, John Cena, Sheamus, Justin, Jack Swagger, Dan, Al Bundy, Big E. Langston, Alberto Del Rio, Austin Aries, Mario, Marceline The Vampire Queen, Triple H, Mordecai, Cody Anderson, Joseph Park, Kitana, Liu Kang, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Bully Ray, Homer Simpson, Bridgette, Kratos, Geoff, Dolph Ziggler, Alejandro Burromuerto, Muscle Man, Nostalgia Critic, and The Rock
In the ring: Angry Video Game Nerd, CM Punk, Dipper Pines, Hulk Hogan, Kofi Kingston, The Miz, Peter Griffin, Ryback, Shawn Michaels, Twilight Sparkle and Undertaker
80 have now entered, but only one man will walk away the winner of Fanfiction Royal Rumble III and the prize of $10,000,000. Who will be immortal! Find out who will win!
Until then... I got nothin'!