FanFiction Royal Rumble III
Chapter 19: The End of the Beginning
In the last chapter: Longtime internet favorites such as The Nostagia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd crashed onto the scene, while the meat-hungry Ryback returned to spook Total Drama alumnist Alejandro, who thanks to Fanfiction Royal II winner Justin, got eliminated and turned into tostadas. Meanwhile, Regular Show's residental overweight dwarf Muscle Man returned, only to have his run in the Rumble cut short by the Nostalgia Critic. But the moment that was saved the best for last was the appearance of the Phenom, the Undertaker! Who will survive? Who will stand tall? Better yet... who will become the third man in history to walk away the Fanfiction Royal Rumble winner and the prize of $10,000,000?
Rated T for violence and language.
I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, and other companies and people.
ForeverTheTorturedRebel is my partner in helping this show come to life, helping me with entrants, eliminations and all this crap. Before we go to the event and the exciting conclusion, let's see the stats once again.
Current Standings:
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 80
Entries left: 0
Number of eliminations: 75
People in the ring: 10
Eliminated: Fandango (first time), The Great Khali, Muscle Man (first time), Big Show, Zack Ryder, Phineas Flynn, Robbie E, Catwoman, CM Punk (first time), Steve Urkel, Batman, D.O.C., Ferb Fletcher, Mike Knox, Mr. Anderson, Clawdeen Wolf, Sting, Dipper Pines (first time), Bully Ray (first time), Devon, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, Mabel Pines, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Mark Henry, Zoey, "Cowboy" James Storm, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle (first time), Spike, R-Truth, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Tommy Dreamer, Al Bundy (first time), Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry The Platypus, Fandango, John Morrison, Rob Van Dam, Riley Freeman, Hernandez, Chavo Guerrero, Applejack, The Great and Powerful Trixie, A.J. Styles, Heather, Earthworm Jim, Deadpool, John Cena, Sheamus, Justin, Jack Swagger, Dan, Al Bundy, Big E. Langston, Alberto Del Rio, Austin Aries, Mario, Marceline The Vampire Queen, Triple H, Mordecai, Cody Anderson, Joseph Park, Kitana, Liu Kang, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Bully Ray, Homer Simpson, Bridgette, Kratos, Geoff, Dolph Ziggler, Alejandro Burromuerto, Muscle Man, Nostalgia Critic and The Rock
In the ring: CM Punk, Dipper Pines, Hulk Hogan, Kofi Kingston, The Miz, Peter Griffin, Ryback, Shawn Michaels, Twilight Sparkle and Undertaker
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Undertaker was ready for the rest of the contestants to strike one by one.
Jim Ross: I don't know if they're scared or wetting with fear, but Undertaker can hardly care less! He's ready for a fight!
Jerry Lawler: Lucky for us, that's what the Undertaker came here to do!
The first unlucky victim was Peter Griffin. He tried to leap right on the Undertaker, but it was a huge mistake.
The Deadman moved out of the way and sent Peter Griffin's neck clotheslined to the ropes. While he was dizzy, The Undertaker picked up Peter and turned him upside down. Locking in his hands, the crowd went insane, seeing what they were about to see right now!
JBL: My god, he easily picked up Peter Griffin!
Joey Styles: For a guy who's frickin 300 pounds, Peter Griffin is sure is light when it comes to the Deadman!
With darkness rolling through his eyes, The Undertaker sent Peter's head to the mat via Tombstone!
Mike Tenay: Undertaker got him with the Tombstone!
Michael Cole: Well, that was unfortunate for Peter Griffin!
Indeed it was. As soon as Peter Griffin slowly got up from the Tombstone, The Miz grabbed on to him and sent him rolling over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in Peter's elimination!
JBL: There goes Peter Griffin, he's outta here!
Jerry Lawler: And he was one of the favorites to win too. Too bad the Undertaker sent him six feet under!
76th Elimination: Peter Griffin; Eliminated by The Miz; Duration: 2:28
After Peter left the ringside looking a bit angry that he was eliminated early, Kofi Kingston decided to get his hands on the Deadman. Yeah, good luck.
Kofi leaped up to the top rope and springboarded back to the Undertaker...
...who caught the controlled frenzy of Kofi right by his neck!
Joey Styles: Uh-oh! Bad move, Kofi!
JBL: It's been nice knowing ya!
Wrapping Kofi's neck around his hand, The Undertaker sent him up the air and landed him down backfirst with a chokeslam!
Michael Cole: Taker connected with the chokeslam!
Mike Tenay: Kofi nearly got smashed to pieces like a coconut with that move!
After dealing with Kofi for a second, the Undertaker looked up to see Hulk Hogan standing right before him.
Hulk had that look of determination while Undertaker still had that deathly look in his eyes. The entire East Rutherford crowd that was watching stood up in excitement seeing this face off between Hulk and Undertaker go down.
Jim Ross: Look at this crowd in MetLife Stadium heat up instantly!
Michael Cole: Every longtime WWE fan can recall that match between Hulk Hogan vs. Undertaker at the 1991 Survivor Series when Ric Flair helped the Undertaker defeat the WWE Champion!
JBL: It's safe to say that Hogan hasn't forgotten about it ever since!
While Hulk Hogan finally ripped off his yellow tanktop from his body...
...the face-off never occurred. Instead, The Miz surprised The Undertaker from behind and nailed him with a Skull Crushing Finale!
Joey Styles: OH! Miz out of nowhere with the Skull Crushing Finale!
JBL: Worst of all, Undertaker didn't see it coming! Nice move by The Miz!
The Miz soon turned to Hulk Hogan and yelled "I'm Awesome!" to his face. The taunting got Miz a few boos from the crowd, yet it was mostly cheers.
The Hulkster, however, wasn't very impressed that someone like the Miz would ruin this legendary face-off. In response, the immortal Hulk Hogan grabbed the Miz and sent him flying out the ring instantly!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Uh-oh! So long, Miz!
Michael Cole: The Hulkster gets rid of the Awesome One!
Joey Styles: That cost him big time, brother!
77th Elimination: The Miz; Eliminated by: Hulk Hogan; Duration: 21:34
Right after the Miz left, another elimination process was happening.
This time, it involved Dipper Pines and Kofi Kingston. Kofi got Dipper over the top, but managed to hang on. The controlled frenzy of Kofi Kingston was trying to kick Dipper off the apron. With each kick, Dipper's grip was slowly sliding from the rope. He was moments away from getting eliminated.
Jim Ross: Look at Dipper trying to hang on!
Mike Tenay: Yeah, but how long can he hold on, that is?
Before Kofi can try to get Dipper Pines with the Trouble In Paradise...
...Twilight Sparkle suddenly grabbed Kofi's trunks and sent him flying over the top rope, but to the fans total surprise, Kofi managed to hang on to the legs of Dipper, who was trying to pull on the middle rope as hard as he can! His feet were just about a hair away from touching the floor!
Michael Cole: Wha... hold on a minute! What is this?
Joey Styles: How on earth is that possible?
JBL: Kofi's hanging on to Dipper Pines's legs! His feet are about this close from touching the floor!
Jim Ross: Kofi is hanging on for dear life!
Luckily, as Dipper Pines managed to slowly enter from the ring via middle rope, Kofi managed to grab on to the ropes as well, successfully avoiding unbelievable elimination much to the delight of the WWE Universe.
But before Dipper could even think about helping Kofi on the apron, Ryback pushed Dipper right into Kofi, which forced Kingston off the apron and onto the floor.
Michael Cole: Oh no! After all this time avoiding that nearly defenseless elimination, Kofi's out!
Jim Ross: Dipper tried to help Kofi back up into the ring, but Ryback pushed him into Kofi, causing his elimination!
JBL: Intentional or not, elimination is an elimination!
78th Elimination: Kofi Kingston; Eliminated by: Dipper Pines (thanks to Ryback); Duration: 17:02
Kofi left ringside feeling a little down, considering that his elimination brought out entire boos from this crowd.
Ryback decided to focus on the hat-wearing youngster known as Dipper. He then picked him up in a Gorilla Press Slam position. Noticing that he was this close to the ropes, Ryback carried Dipper like he was some kind of helpless rag doll.
While Kofi was about to head up the entrance ramp, Ryback launched Dipper out of the ring and landed smackdab on Kofi Kingston, resulting in elimination.
Joey Styles: *shrieking* Oh my god!
Jim Ross: Ryback tossed Dipper out of the ring and onto Kofi!
Mike Tenay: And with that, Dipper's now out of the matchup altogether!
79th Elimination: Dipper Pines; Eliminated by: Ryback; Duration: 25:14
The rest of the EMT had to go check on Kofi for that painful landing that Dipper took on him.
While Ryback was laughing at Kofi's expense, The Undertaker managed to rise up like the dead and approach the meat-hungry Ryback. With an angry sneer in his face, the Deadman turned Ryback around and grabbed him by the neck.
With unleashed power, The Undertaker put down Ryback with a chokeslam!
Michael Cole: Ow! Chokeslam on Ryback!
Joey Styles: I think Ryback ate more than just the mat!
Jerry Lawler: He may be eating the dirt from the grave that Undertaker's gonna bury him in soon!
As Ryback was recovering heavily from that chokeslam, CM Punk was busy taking care of Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle.
Punk planned to give Shawn Michaels a superplex on the top rope, but the Showstopper managed to hang on for the time being.
Mike Tenay: I think Punk's gonna try to attempt a superplex on the top rope!
JBL: Try as hard as you like, there's no way HBK's gonna be lifted up that easily.
HBK managed to fight and punch off Punk off the turnbuckle.
With the rest of the fans all standing up once again in ovation, HBK stared down the fallen CM Punk. With a deep breath, Michaels hit the elbow on the Straight Edge superstar while a good portion of the audience all chanted "Randy Savage".
Jim Ross: Michaels hits the elbow!
Michael Cole: That's gotta be burning up in CM Punk's chest!
Joey Styles: By the look of the crowd, they all know what Punk and HBK got that elbow from!
Michaels got up to his feet quickly and energized the crowd to it's breaking point. In Shawn's mind, the fans knew what they wanted. The man known simply as Mr. WrestleMania wanted to tune of the band.
While Punk was slowly starting to get up, Shawn approached the turnbuckle and started stomping his foot to the beat.
JBL: Oh yeah, he's tuning up the band tonight!
Mike Tenay: That force of his boot may be enough to send CM Punk flying!
Jerry Lawler: We might as well see! Here it comes!
As the Straight Edge Savior finally got up, he turned around and...
BOOM! His face met the boot of HBK via Sweet Chin Music!
Michael Cole: He got him!
Jim Ross: Punk may not have enough to survive in the Rumble thanks to that move!
And while Shawn Michaels kept showing off his flashy dance moves for this capacity crowd, he turned...
...only for the Angry Video Game Nerd to surprise him with a Stone Cold Stunner out of nowhere!
Jim Ross: Stunner! Stunner!
Michael Cole: James Rolfe nailed HBK with the stunner!
JBL: Made famous by the Texas rattlesnake and Fanfiction Royal Rumble winner, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!
That move made HBK stumble heavily through the ropes.
Trying to catch his balance, Ryback suddenly came in and knocked HBK out of orbit with another meat-hook clothesline! The hit forced Michaels out of the ring and onto the floor resulting in Mr. Wrestlemania getting eliminated!
Joey Styles: My god! Michaels is out!
JBL: WHOA! Ryback came running at him like a speeding bullet!
Michael Cole: The man known simply as Mr. WrestleMania has been eliminated!
Jerry Lawler: His show definitely got stopped there!
80th Elimination: Shawn Michaels; Eliminated by: Ryback; Duration: 58:14
Despite getting eliminated, Shawn Michaels got what every eliminated contestant deserved, a standing ovation of appreciation and effort he made in the Rumble.
Jim Ross: I'll be damned, Michaels almost lasted a full hour!
Mike Tenay: I'll say! Out of everyone in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble, Michaels managed to last long out of the WWE wrestlers that competed in this Rumble!
After Michaels left, CM Punk wrapped his shoulder around the arm of Twilight Sparkle.
With a devious smirk, CM Punk slammed Twilight down with a uranage, but to only transition into an Anaconda Vice! Twilight screamed in pain as she could feel his shoulder dislocating from its socket. Punk laughed in madness, locking it in until that bone was gonna snap off.
Michael Cole: Anaconda Vice! CM Punk's got it locked in!
Mike Tenay: There may be no other place to go for Twilight! That lock can be harmful to the shoulder region!
As much as it hurt for Twilight, the pain suddenly stopped when the Angry Video Game Nerd came up on the bottom rope with an Atari 2600 in his hands.
James leaped and smashed the entire Atari 2600 around CM Punk's noggin!
JBL: Wow! Where on earth did James get that from?
Joey Styles: Punk got hit with the Atari 2600!
Jerry Lawler: Punk may need a life time supply of Aleve, because that weapon can give you such a headache!
JBL: Not as much as playing Pac-Man or E.T. on the Atari. That's 46 years I'm not getting back thanks to that piece of alien crap.
The attack made Punk unconscious. Quite frankly, he was seeing stars permanently.
Looking over to Twilight Sparkle's shoulder, the alicorn and the angry gamer decided to team up and drag Punk over the top rope. After minutes of trying and trying, James and Twilight finally managed to get the Second City Saint over the top rope and onto the floor.
Jim Ross: Punk's gone! Punk's outta there!
Michael Cole: CM Punk has been eliminated by James Rolfe and Twilight Sparkle! They couldn't make it look any easier!
81st Elimination: CM Punk; Eliminated by: Angry Video Game Nerd and Twilight Sparkle; Duration: 21:28
CM Punk was in sheer shock that he was eliminated. Mainly, being the ex-champion that he was, he would protest his defeat to the officials.
But just like a true champion, he accepted his defeat and walked up the entrance ramp to a deafening ovation.
Jerry Lawler: Incredible ovation for the Best In The World!
Mike Tenay: And yet another standout performance by CM Punk!
After CM Punk's departure, the Undertaker grabbed the arm of Hulk Hogan.
Hanging on to the Hulkster, The Deadman decided to ascend to the top rope. With the thousands of people chanting "Old School! Old School!", he started to walk the ropes very slowly. And after Undertaker looked down to Hogan, he leaped up and hit the Old School, just like the fans wanted him to do.
Michael Cole: And Taker hits Hogan with Old School!
Joey Styles: Basically, this could be the sign for the Tombstone!
JBL: I think Undertaker's got that in mind!
When he did that signature cutthroat gesture, Undertaker turned Hulk Hogan upside down and locked his hands around Hogan's back.
With the crowd going crazy, Undertaker went down on his knees, driving Hulk's head down through the mat via Tombstone!
Mike Tenay: Tombstone! His second Tombstone of the night!
JBL: I wouldn't be surprised if Undertaker buried Hulkamania right now.
Joey Styles: Lucky for you, JBL... Undertaker's already done that!
When Undertaker got back up on his feet, he turned around...
...as Ryback nailed the Deadman with a garbage can! And then, he hit him again with a second time!
Jim Ross: Ryback just sneak-attacked the Undertaker in cold blood!
Jerry Lawler: The meat-hungry Ryback always picking up an opportunity when he sees one!
Noticing that Undertaker was feeling a bit woozy because of the garbage can shots, Ryback put the can down and rushed through the Deadman with a meat-hook clothesline. The hit sent Undertaker over the top rope and down to the floor, making it a very shocking, yet very easy elimination for Ryback!
JBL: Taker's gone! The Deadman's been eliminated!
Michael Cole: What's worse than that... he's been eliminated by Ryback of all people!
Joey Styles: I hate to say it here, but these people don't like what Ryback did! And I hardly think he cares one bit!
82nd Elimination: Undertaker; Eliminated by: Ryback; Duration: 6:21
The crowd ovation that Ryback got was sour. His cheers was now turned into boos because the boos he was getting was from the fans of Undertaker.
While Ryback got all up in Undertaker's face far away, Hulk Hogan immediately got up from the Tombstone and stared at Ryback with sudden rage.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh!
Michael Cole: Ryback might need to turn right around because the Hulkster may be hulking up here!
Mike Tenay: I think we're about to see who really rules now!
Ryback finally turned around to see the Hulkster pointing the finger at him.
Not being intimidated by somebody like him, Ryback tried to hit at the Hulkster, but Hulk countered with punches of his own. After that trio of punches, he whipped Ryback to the ropes and nailed him with the big boot. The fans were in a complete frenzy for the Immortal Hulk Hogan.
Jerry Lawler: The boot!
Jim Ross: Hulk Hogan is on fire!
JBL: *grabbing the extinguisher* Don't worry, I'll put it out!
Michael Cole: *stopping JBL* Yeah, that's not gonna happen, John.
Watching the fans go crazy, The Hulkster sent his hand straight to his ear, hearing the roaring ovation of his Hulk-a-maniacs. They all know what they came here to see. They came here to see the move that's won him five straight WWE Championships in his career.
It was none other than Hulk Hogan's famous Atomic Leg Drop!
Joey Styles: Are we about to see him drop the leg here?
JBL: If only if he didn't waste more time hearing the fans, then that would totally happen!
Hogan was ready, as soon as he ran to the ropes...
...Ryback supernaturally got up to his feet and charged at Hogan. Right as Hogan bounced back, he was hit with Ryback's meathook clothesline, therefore sending him over the top rope and on to the floor instantly!
JBL: *in shock* Hogan's out!
Joey Styles: *also in shock* I can't believe what I saw here! Ryback just eliminated the Immortal Hulk Hogan!
Michael Cole: Talk about a complete shocker!
83rd Elimination: Hulk Hogan; Eliminated by: Ryback; Duration: 16:54
The Hulk-a-maniacs around the arena all booed at Ryback as a result of Hulk's elimination. Ryback didn't give a damn of what the fans thought about him anymore. It was all about himself.
As Hulk began walking up the entrance ramp a defeated man, Ryback got up in his face just he what did to the Undertaker.
Ryback: *yelling to Hulk* WHO'S IMMORTAL NOW? I AM! RYBAAAAAAAACK RUUUUUL-
Ryback never finished that sentence. He was caught by surprise thanks to Twilight Sparkle and Angry Video Game Nerd, who double clotheslined the hungry Ryback over the top and down to the floor! His elimination in the Rumble brought thousands of cheers from MetLife Stadium.
Michael Cole: AH! Now Ryback's gone!
Joey Styles: Ryback has been slain thanks to James Rolfe and Twilight Sparkle!
Mike Tenay: And that leaves us with two competitors now!
84th Elimination: Ryback; Eliminated by: Angry Video Game Nerd and Twilight Sparkle; Duration: 13:02
The people were now standing on their feet. Not a whisper or low voice was heard anywhere East Rutherford. The last two people in the ring, Twilight Sparkle and the Angry Video Game Nerd were staring at each other like two outlaws in the Wild West.
Only one was gonna draw, and only one was gonna fall.
Twilight Sparkle: *to Nerd* I'm winning this battle!
Angry Video Game Nerd: *flipping Twilight off* Go bury yourself with a case of buffalo butt-dump!
After tightening his Power Glove, Twilight came swinging at him. But only then that the Nerd managed to counter her hoof shots with punches of his own. This was like a boxing grudge match of some sorts. It was like Pacquiao vs. Mayweather, Tyson vs. Holyfield, and even Ali vs. Marciano!
Joey Styles: Look at this battle! It's blowing up big!
JBL: So far, the Nerd's got the momentum!
Mike Tenay: But Twilight's punching back! This is fierce action at it's best!
Jerry Lawler: I'm lost! How long has Twilight stayed in the ring?
Knowing that she was defenseless, Twilight managed to bring in flurries of punches to the Nerd's ribs. Nevertheless, it wasn't effecting the Nerd very much.
So in response, Twilight managed to hop on James Rolfe and hit him more.
But that was a mistake. In an instant, both the Nerd and Twilight Sparkle tumbled over the top rope and tumbled through the floor! The people were in awe and in surprise of how it now ended.
Michael Cole: Twilight's gone!
Joey Styles: No, the Nerd's gone!
JBL: I can't see it from here! Whose feet touched the floor first?!
Jim Ross: I'm as stumped as you are!
The referees managed to witness the whole thing. Referees Charles Robinson and Mike Chioda stated that Twilight Sparkle had won while Earl Hebner and Nick Patrick responded that The Angry Video Game Nerd's feet touched last.
Stumped and confused, Twilight Sparkle and the Nerd began to argue as well.
Angry Video Game Nerd: I won the Rumble, you piece of ass-snot!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, right! I saw your feet touch first!
Jerry Lawler: This is insane! I'm just gonna go around and say the Nerd won!
JBL: In your dreams! I say Twilight won because the Nerd has a tall reach!
Mike Tenay: We need to have a winner here! Who's feet touched first?
After seeing the replays of Twilight Sparkle and Angry Video Game Nerd go out at the same time, the referees and ring announcers all decided on a winner. And with that, legendary WWE announcer "The Fink" Howard Finkel began to approach the mic.
The Fink: Ladies and gentleman, your winner... of the 3rd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble...
Then, the Fink broke into a dramatic pause. And that's when the shocking occurred...
The Fink: ...THE WINNERS ARE THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
Hearing this unbelievable news, the people around MetLife Stadium all cheered. They all cheered excitingly because for the first time since 1994, two fan favorites have now shared titles as co-winners of Fanfiction Royal Rumble III.
As they heard the unbelievable news, the Angry Video Game Nerd and Twilight Sparkle all shook hands in congratulations.
As a special surprise, the entire crowd all decided to break out in song, singing the Angry Video Game Nerd theme song in Fandango-like fashion. For fun, Twilight Sparkle also decided to join in the sing along.
East Rutherford Crowd: *in Fandango form* He's gonna take you back to the past/To play the s****y games that suck ass/He rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear/He rather eat the rotten a****le of a roadkill skunk then down it with beer/He's the angriest gamer you ever heard/He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd/He's The Angry Atari/Sega Nerd/He's the Angry Video Game Neeeeeeeerd...
JBL: Well, this is a surprise! We got co-winners guys.
Jerry Lawler: Guys, I just got off the stop watch here, and it sees here that Twilight Sparkle managed to last 1:07:36 minutes! She was nearly close to breaking the Iron Man record!
Jim Ross: Nevertheless, it's an honor nonetheless, but none can be bigger than winning the Fanfiction Royal Rumble III alongside the Angry Video Game Nerd!
Michael Cole: What a rowdy Royal Rumble this was. I'm glad I was a part of this, and I know you've been as well. Once again, Angry Video Game Nerd and Twilight Sparkle, the co-winners of the Fanfiction Royal Rumble III! Until then, for myself, JBL, Good Ol' J.R., The King and Joey Styles...
Mike Tenay:...and also Mike Tenay, saying so long from East Rutherford, New Jersey!
As the shot of Angry Video Game Nerd and Twilight Sparkle stood victorious, the screen went black, indicating the end of the show once and for all.
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Hmmmm, no disclaimer. That's a bit strange.
I wanna say thanks to the rest of the fans for reading this intense Rumble action. I also want to thank my partner ForeverTheTorturedRebel for helping me with this piece of awesomeness that you see before you. Once again, thank you, and you're welcome.
Anyway, here are the final statistics, containing both the participant list, and the records made here tonight:
FanFiction Royal Rumble III roster
Currently surviving: 10
Entrants:
1: Fandango (returned once)
Elimination: 1st; by Batman and Phineas/36th; by Heather and Justin
2: Batman
Elimination: 11th; by Al Bundy
3: Big Show
Elimination: 4th; by Batman, Catwoman and Steve Urkel
4: Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 6th; by Al Bundy
5: CM Punk (returned once)
Elimination: 9th; by Bully Ray, Devon, D.O.C., and Mr. Anderson/81st; by James Rolfe
6: Muscle Man (Regular Show)
Elimination: 3rd; by Steve Urkel/73rd; by Nostalgia Critic
7: Bully Ray (returned once)
Elimination: 19th; by Justin and Morrison/66th; by Geoff, Bridgette, Rock and Michaels
8: Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 13th; by Clawdeen Wolf
9: The Great Khali
Elimination: 2nd; by Bully Ray
10: Catwoman
Elimination: 8th; by Clawdeen Wolf
11: Sting
Elimination: 17th; by Bully Ray and Devon
12: Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
Elimination: 10th; by Bully Ray and Devon
13: Devon
Elimination: 20th; by Vanessa and Monty
14: Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) (returned once)
Elimination: 18th; by Bully Ray and Devon/79th; by Ryback
15: Zack Ryder
Elimination: 5th; by Bully Ray and Devon
16: Al Bundy (Married... With Children) (returned once)
Elimination: 33rd; by Fandango/53rd; by Mario
17: Mr. Anderson
Elimination: 15th; by James Storm
18: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 23rd; by Mark Henry
19: Robbie E
Elimination: 7th; by Batman and Catwoman
20: Clawdeen Wolf (Monster High)
Elimination: 16th; by Vanessa
21: D.O.C.
Elimination: 12th; by Road Dogg
22: Monty Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 27th; by Deadpool
23: Mike Knox
Elimination: 14th; by Vanessa and Monty
24: Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Elimination: 22nd; by Mark Henry
25: "Road Dogg" Jesse James
Elimination: 21st; by Heather
26: "Razor" Jake Clawson (SWAT Kats)
Elimination: 31st; by Deadpool
27: "Cowboy" James Storm
Elimination: 26th; by Al Bundy
28: Zoey (Total Drama)
Elimination: 25th; by James Storm
29: John Morrison
Elimination: 37th; by Triple H
30: Justin (Total Drama)
Elimination: 50th; by Alejandro
31: Rob Van Dam
Elimination: 38th; by Al Bundy
32: Heather (Total Drama)
Elimination: 45th; by Justin
33: Mark Henry
Elimination: 24th; by Twilight Sparkle, Heather and Zoey
34: Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (returned once)
Elimination: 28th; by Trixie/85th; CO-WINNER
35: Spike (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Elimination: 29th; by RVD and Morrison
36: "The Great and Powerful" Trixie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Elimination: 43rd; by Mordecai
37: R-Truth
Elimination: 30th; by Deadpool
38: Deadpool
Elimination: 47th; by Shawn Michaels
39: Tommy Dreamer
Elimination: 32nd; by Trixie
40: Sheamus
Elimination: 49th; by Shawn Michaels
41: John Cena
Elimination: 48th; by Cody
42: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 34th; by Perry
43: Chavo Guerrero
Elimination: 40th; by Jack Swagger
44: Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 35th; by Doofenshmirtz
45: AJ Styles
Elimination: 44th; by Dan
46: Earthworm Jim
Elimination: 46th; by Alberto Del Rio
47: Triple H
Elimination: 58th; by Dipper
48: Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Elimination: 42nd; by Trixie
49: Hernandez
Elimination: 41th; by Jack Swagger
50: Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
Elimination: 39th; by Heather
51: Alberto Del Rio
Elimination: 55th; by Bully Ray
52: Dan (Dan Vs.)
Elimination: 52nd; by The Rock
53: Jack Swagger
Elimination: 51st; by Triple H and Shawn Michaels
54: Mordecai (Regular Show)
Elimination: 59th; by Geoff
55: Shawn Michaels
Elimination: 80th; by Ryback
56: Cody (Total Drama)
Elimination: 60th; by The Rock and Dipper
57: Big E. Langston
Elimination: 54th; by Shawn Michaels
58: Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat)
Elimination: 63rd; by Shawn Michaels
59: Austin Aries
Elimination: 56th; by Dolph Ziggler
60: Kitana (Mortal Kombat)
Elimination: 62nd; by Shawn Michaels
61: The Rock
Elimination: 75th; by Shawn Michaels
62: Mario (Super Mario)
Elimination: 56th; by Marceline
63: Dolph Ziggler
Elimination: 71st; by Ryback
64: Marceline The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
Elimination: 57th; by Triple H
65: Matt Hardy
Elimination: 64th; by Bridgette and Dipper
66: Geoff (Total Drama)
Elimination: 70th; by Shawn Michaels
67: Jeff Hardy
Elimination: 65th; by Kratos
68: Bridgette (Total Drama)
Elimination: 68th; by Kratos
69: Joseph Park
Elimination: 61st; by Liu Kang and Kitana
70: Kratos (God of War)
Elimination: 69th; by Shawn Michaels
71: The Miz
Elimination: 77th; by Hulk Hogan
72: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Elimination: 67th; by Kratos
73: Kofi Kingston
Elimination: 78th; by Dipper Pines
74: Alejandro Burromuerto (Total Drama)
Elimination: 72nd; by Ryback
75: Hulk Hogan
Elimination: 83th; by Ryback
76: The Nostalgia Critic
Elimination: 74th; by Muscle Man
77: Ryback
Elimination: 84th; by James Rolfe and Twilight Sparkle
78: James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd
Elimination: 86th; CO-WINNER
79: Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Elimination: 76th; by The Miz
80: The Undertaker
Elimination: 82nd; by Ryback
Wrestlers:
1: Fandango (returned once)
Elimination: 1st/36th
2: Big Show
Elimination: 4th
3: CM Punk (returned once)
Elimination: 9th/81st
4: Bully Ray (returned once)
Elimination: 19th/66th
5: The Great Khali
Elimination: 2nd
6: Sting
Elimination: 17th
7: Devon
Elimination: 20th
8: Zack Ryder
Elimination: 5th
9: Mr. Anderson
Elimination: 15th
10: Robbie E
Elimination: 7th
11: D.O.C.
Elimination: 12th
12: Mike Knox
Elimination: 14th
13: "Road Dogg" Jesse James
Elimination: 21st
14: "Cowboy" James Storm
Elimination: 26th
15: John Morrison
Elimination: 37th
16: Rob Van Dam
Elimination: 38th
17: Mark Henry
Elimination: 24th
18: R-Truth
Elimination: 30th
19: Tommy Dreamer
Elimination: 32nd
20: Sheamus
Elimination: 49th
21: John Cena
Elimination: 48th
22: Chavo Guerrero
Elimination: 40th
23: AJ Styles
Elimination: 44th
24: Triple H
Elimination: 58th
25: Hernandez
Elimination: 41st
26: Alberto Del Rio
Elimination: 55th
27: Jack Swagger
Elimination: 51st
28: Shawn Michaels
Elimination: 80th
29: Big E. Langston
Elimination: 54th
30: Austin Aries
Elimination: 56th
31: The Rock
Elimination: 75th
32: Dolph Ziggler
Elimination: 71st
33: Matt Hardy
Elimination: 64th
34: Jeff Hardy
Elimination: 65th
35: Joseph Park
Elimination: 61st
36: The Miz
Elimination: 77th
37: Kofi Kingston
Elimination: 78th
38: Hulk Hogan
Elimination: 83rd
39: Ryback
Elimination: 84th
40: Undertaker
Elimination: 82nd
Others:
1: Batman
Elimination: 11th
2: Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 6th
3: Muscle Man (Regular Show)
Elimination: 3rd/73rd
4: Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 13th
5: Catwoman
Elimination: 8th
6: Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
Elimination: 10th
7: Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) (returned once)
Elimination: 18th/79th
8: Al Bundy (Married... With Children) (returned once)
Elimination: 33rd/53rd
9: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 23rd
10: Clawdeen Wolf (Monster High)
Elimination: 16th
11: Monty Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 27th
12: Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Elimination: 22nd
13: "Razor" Jake Clawson (SWAT Kats)
Elimination: 31st
14: Zoey (Total Drama)
Elimination: 25th
15: Justin (Total Drama)
Elimination: 50th
16: Heather (Total Drama)
Elimination: 45th
17: Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (returned once)
Elimination: 28th/85th; CO-WINNER
18: Spike (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Elimination:
19: The Great and Powerful Trixie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Elimination: 43rd
20: Deadpool
Elimination: 47th
21: Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 34th
22: Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
Elimination: 35th
23: Earthworm Jim
Elimination: 46th
24: Applejack (My Little Pony: Frinedship is Magic)
Elimination: 42nd
25: Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)
Elimination: 39th
26: Dan (Dan Vs.)
Elimination: 52nd
27: Mordecai (Regular Show)
Elimination: 59th
28: Cody (Total Drama)
Elimination: 60th
29: Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat)
Elimination: 63rd
30: Kitana (Mortal Kombat)
Elimination: 62nd
31: Mario (Super Mario Brothers)
Elimination: 56th
32: Marceline The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
Elimination: 57th
33: Geoff (Total Drama)
Elimination: 70th
34: Bridgette (Total Drama)
Elimination: 68th
35: Kratos (God of War)
Elimination: 69th
36: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Elimination: 67th
37: Alejandro Burromuerto (Total Drama)
Elimination: 72nd
38: The Nostalgia Critic
Elimination: 74th
39: James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd
Elimination: 86th; CO-WINNER
40: Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Elimination: 76th
Records:
Iron Man (Longest lasting before being eliminated): Angry Video Game Nerd (1 hour, 8 minutes and 53 seconds, FFRRII)
Runner Up: Twilight Sparkle (1 hour, 7 minute and 36 seconds; FFRR III)
Rumble Dominator (Most eliminations overall): Kane (12; first annual FFRR), Justin (12, FFRRII)
Runner Up: Shawn Michaels (10, FFRR III)
House Cleaner (Most eliminations in one match): Kane (12; first annual FFRR), Justin (12; FFRRII)
Runner Up: Shawn Michaels (10; first annual FFRR III)
Most flags used in one royal rumble: 8 (First annual FFRR)
15 (or less) Seconds of Fame (Shortest lasting before being eliminated): Michael Cole (1.8 seconds; first annual FFRR), Glenn Quagmire (1.8 seconds; FFRRII)
Runner Up: Muscle Man (3 seconds; FFRR III)
Toughest Elimination (Elimination that involved the most people that teamed up for it): Psy's elimination (10 people; FFRRII)
Runner Up: Roman Reigns's Elimination (8 people; first annual FFRR)
Rumble Champ (Royal Rumble Winners):
1st: Stone Cold Steve Austin
2nd: Justin (Total Drama)
3rd: Angry Video Game Nerd/Twilight Sparkle (co-winners)
You really thought this was over between me and ForeverTheTorturedRebel? Just like the words of Bachman-Turner Overdrive, you ain't seen nothing yet. Get ready to see what we'll do next! Perhaps... a post-show concerning what will happen next? You may never know until then...
Until then, stay dry, keep cool and get wasted!
Oh, and you're welcome.