FanFiction Royal Rumble III

Bonus Chapter: The FFRRIII Post-Show

In the last chapter: After shocking eliminations and so many extreme moments occurring at one place, it came down to Twilight Sparkle and the Angry Video Game. It became a full-on slugfest before the two tumbled over the top rope and onto the floor. In a moment of confusion and excitement, The Fink decided to make Angry Video Game Nerd and Twilight Sparkle co-winners of the Fanfiction Royal Rumble III! But what about the prize of ten million dollars? See for yourself!

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Around backstage, legendary WWE Hall-of-Famer "Mean" Gene Okerlund was shown standing in the interview area.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Hello, everyone. This is "Mean" Gene Okerlund backstage, and I'll tell ya, what an exciting Fanfiction Royal Rumble this turned out to be. You laughed, you cried, heck, maybe you cringed, but the third installment definitely lived up to the hype. After the turmoil had set, only two people were left standing in that ring as co-winners of the Fanfiction Royal Rumble. Yes, I'm talking about Twilight Sparkle and the Angry Video Game Nerd! Now obviously, the prize is $10,000,000. What will happen to the money? Will the two winners split it up, or will Twilight and the Nerd get the $10,000,000? Before we go to the two winners, the rest of the backstage colleagues spoke about their experience in this current Rumble.

Wrestlers from the post-match Rumble

Austin Aries's post-match interview:

Jeremy Borash was standing next to Austin Aries in his locker room. Aries was holding his ribs tightly because of the post-elimination dive he got from Dan.

Jeremy Borash: Austin Aries, you ended up short on your way to glory. You were originally one of the favorites to win, but your run in the Rumble was over thanks to Dolph Ziggler. How are you feeling?

Austin Aries: *staring at Borash* Feeling? How am I 'feeling', you ask? I feel like I got myself in a car wreck! That Dan is nuts, I tell ya! This was highway robbery to me! Two fanfiction Royal Rumbles I've been in and I had it taken away by a celebrity crack-head and a blonde who uses a mop for a head. There's no way I'm gonna be screwed again. No way... not ever.

CM Punk's post-match interview:

Josh Matthews was standing beside CM Punk in the interview area.

Josh Matthews: CM Punk, you came this very close to achieving total victory. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be this time around? Anything you like to add?

CM Punk: Well Matthews, I don't have anything to add. And to tell you the truth, I hardly give a tinker's damn. Everyone knows that CM Punk should be the one standing alone in that ring. Not some kind of ass-less pony and loser nerd! They don't deserve to be the best in the world. I'm the best in the world. This is why me coming here and not to win is a worthless piece of my time. And that's all I have to add. As for this little interview, I'm done.

Mark Henry's post-match interview:

Scott Stanford stood beside "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry. Scott looked a little afraid because of Mark's massive size.

Scott Stanford: Mark, you have to be upset about your disappointing performance-

Mark Henry: *staring into Scott* Disappointing? The only thing that's disappointing is you asking me that question. The better question you should be asking me, is why I'm not winner of this Fanfiction Royal Rumble. It was all because of that little purple puppet known as Twilight Sparkle! It was her fault I'm not walking away with a million dollars! So the next time I'm in that ring with her, the only thing Twilight's gonna be walking out is on a stretcher! Because that's... what I do.

John Cena's post-match interview:

Matt Striker stood beside John Cena in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble interview area.

Matt Striker: John Cena, once again, you've been another victim of a shocking elimination. In the last Fanfiction Royal Rumble, you been eliminated by Batman, and this time in the third annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, it was Cody from the Total Drama series. Have you been losing your edge?

John Cena: Striker, if there's one thing that I know from being eliminated Royal Rumbles in the past, it's that you never lose your cool. Yes, you may not be able to achieve victory some of the time, but the only key thing to winning a Royal Rumble out of this multitude, is that you never give up. Keep fighting and surviving long and hard until you do get to victory. I'm gonna use them to my advantage next time. If that is... if there will be a next time.

Bully Ray's post-match interview:

"Mean" Gene Okerlund stood next to the dressing room of Aces & Eights. Apparently, he heard the sound of fighting going on in the back.

Mean Gene: Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Bully Ray of Aces & Eights. Apparently, I don't know what the cost I'm gonna take if I go in there, but I'll take my chances.

Silently like a ninja, Mean Gene managed to creak the door wide open.

Mean Gene: *looking inside* Excuse me-

He never finished that question. He was cut off by a violent slam on the door. Mainly, it was from a pissed-off Bully Ray.

Mean Gene: Well, it looks like I'm not gonna be able to get anything from Bully Ray. Apparently, if I happen to go in there, there may not be a chance for me having to walk out. So it would be better if I get back to you, guys.

Wrestlers from the post-match Rumble

Alejandro Burromuerto's post-match interview:

Jeremy Borash was standing next to Total Drama's main villain, Alejandro Burromuerto. Unfortunately, Alejandro didn't look very happy. Then again, he wasn't being a happy guy anyway.

Jeremy Borash: Al, you tried your best to sneak into this Rumble, but unfortunately, you got eliminat-

Alejandro Burromuerto: *cutting Borash off* You need to just shut the hell up, amigo! Do I think I wanna be here having you talk to me just for the fun of it, por favor? NO! I'm pissed off because that little chihuahua of a man known as Justin cost me my chance to win! I'm Alejandro Burromuerto, damn it! I won Total Drama World Tour and got Heather. That's two things Justin would never have, but he just had to play the avenging angel and take Heather off my arms! *to the camera* I promise you, mi little chihuahua... I will put you down the next time we meet. Nobody makes a churro out of Alejandro as long as he's still standing! Count on that!

As Alejandro slammed the microphone to the hard concrete, he walked out.

Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz's post match interview:

Scott Stanford was with Phineas & Ferb power couple Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz inside their locker room.

Scott: I'm standing here with the son of Major Monogram and the daughter of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Monty, Vanessa... even though you only fell short of victory, how was your experience in the Rumble?

Monty Monogram: Well, Scott... to be honest, it was actually pretty exciting. I couldn't believe the fact that I got sent through a table. Hard to believe that there's not one ounce of splinters stuck to my skin. I'm pretty lucky to have competed in this Rumble. I hope I get an excellent chance to do it all again. *to Vanessa* What about you, babe?

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: Eh, it's okay. At least it beats staying home while my Dad just bores me with plans of taking over the Tri-State area. I should be away from my dad more often.

Monty Monogram: *looking into her eyes* Same here...

Knowing that the lovebirds were still staring at each other, both Monty and Vanessa crashed their lips into each other softly while the son of Major Monogram waved Scott Stanford away. Stanford got the message and left the locker room.

Dipper Pines's post-match interview:

Josh Matthews was standing next to "Gravity Falls" fan favorite Dipper Pines in the interview area. Josh squatted down a bit so that he can reach Dipper's eye level.

Josh Matthews: I'm sitting here with one of the stars of "Gravity Falls", Dipper Pines. *to Dipper* Dipper, although you didn't win this event, you showed an impressive display in the Rumble lasting all the way to the end? How are you still doing?

Dipper Pines: The truth is, Josh... I feel a bit tired. I mean, I had the honor of getting in the ring with my favorite guys on the roster. You had Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Shawn Michaels... it was like Christmas! I would likely talk about my experience, but I'm just too wasted. So, if you'll give me some time alone...

Indicating that Dipper decided to rest softly on a chair and nap, Josh Matthews decided to leave.

Josh Matthews: Thank you for your time.

Al Bundy's post-match interview:

Matt Striker stood next in the locker room with "Married... With Children" character Al Bundy, who looked a little damaged because of the pain he took in the Rumble.

Matt Striker: Al Bundy, you were very impressive in your performance in the Royal Rumble, even though you didn't take the victory that you wanted. But here's somethingly impressive. You managed to eliminate four people in the Royal Rumble match, just like you scored four touchdowns in one game. How weird is that?

Al Bundy: Well, I gotta say... it's a bit weird. I'd talk more, but I think the beer-spit's getting into me. I'm gonna go walk off and see if somebody's got eye-drops for my skull...

The interview now ended with Al Bundy leaving off-camera like a zombie.

Justin's post-match interview:

"Mean" Gene Okerlund stood next to Total Drama contestant and Fanfiction Royal Rumble II winner Justin in the interview area. However, Heather's nowhere to be seen. Basically, she wanted to get away from an angry Alejandro.

Mean Gene: Justin, you heard the words from Alejandro. It seems like he's fed up with the way you cost him a chance at victory.

Justin: Well, Mean Gene... Alejandro can bitch and complain all he wants. The fact of the matter is, we're now even. If he wants to cost me a chance at victory, I might as well return the favor. You see, I'm getting sick and tired of how he's better than me. Sure, I respect the fact that he's an excellent competitor. But the way that he flaunts his hotness for all to see makes me sick. *to the camera* You hear that, Alejandro? I'm way more hotter and way more desirable than you'll ever see. And if you say that you're gonna put me down? Well, guess what? This dog is gonna bite you back all the way to where you came from. Because as long as I'm still here, you'll never ever be like me.

Twilight Sparkle & Angry Video Game Nerd's post-match interviews:

Outside the arena, Josh Matthews was standing next to the co-winners of Fanfiction Royal Rumble III, Twilight Sparkle and James Rolfe, better known to fans as the "Angry Video Game Nerd". They were standing near a crowd of photography, who were busy getting the pictures of the winners.

Josh Matthews: I am standing right outside the arena where two of our winners, Twilight Sparkle and the Angry Video Game Nerd are standing right beside me. Apparently, the two decided on what they would do with the million-dollar prize. *to Twilight* Twilight Sparkle, any idea on what to do with the million dollar prize?

Twilight Sparkle: Well Josh, after minutes of consideration. Me and the Nerd here are gonna split the money. That means $5,000,000 for each of us. With all the pain that I've been through to get where I am now... I'd say it was pretty much worth it.

After Josh was done talking to Twilight, he turned his focus to James Rolfe, who was busy getting his pictures taken from the wrestling photographers.

Josh Matthews: Um, Angry Video Game Nerd... any thoughts on your victory.

Angry Video Game Nerd: *to Josh* Yeah. I'm the king of the f**king world! And if anyone has a problem with it, they can see me. I'll give them a nice taste of my power glove right through their f**king jaw. Not to mention, that I'll take this Rolling Rock I'm about to finish here, and have them shove it in their ass! Like I said, I'm the Angry Video Game Nerd! I take people back to the past to show the s****y games that sucks ass! *to everyone* Okay, let's sing it on three! 1... 2... 3...

East Rutherford Crowd: *in Fandango form* He's gonna take you back to the past/To play the s****y games that suck ass/He rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear/He rather eat the rotten a****le of a roadkill skunk then down it with beer/He's the angriest gamer you ever heard/He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd/He's The Angry Atari-Sega Nerd/He's the Angry Video Game Neeeeeeeerd...

Knowing this crowd was more rowdy than ever, Josh faced the camera head on.

Josh Matthews: Well, I guess from this rowdy crowd, I think it's about time we sign off for the pre-show. But first, a special message from Vince McMahon.

The camera transitioned to Vince McMahon standing on a black screen with the WWE logo displayed behind him.

Vince McMahon: Hello, I'm the Chairman of WWE, Vince McMahon with some special news. Due to the popularity of the now last three Fanfiction Royal Rumbles, it is with great pleasure to announce that Fanfiction Royal Rumble IV will take place the next year, next Summer. It will take place in New Orleans, Louisiana, the same site of the upcoming WrestleMania XXX.

Vince tried to leave, but he still had more news to share.

Vince McMahon: In addition to this exciting news, I have also announced that Fanfiction Survivor Series will take place in the upcoming Fall. Teams from WWE and all around TV, Games, and Cartoons will be eligible to compete. You will see extraordinary matches unlike anything you've never seen before. In November, get ready to feel the excitement and craziness of the Fanfiction Survivor Series. Until then, I'm Vince McMcMahon. Thanks for watching Fanfiction Royal Rumble III!

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Just so you know, here's some facts about the Fanfiction Survivor Series:

It will take place at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana. The very same place where WrestleMania VIII was held.

There will be a handful of 12 teams. 12 teams from the wrestlers side. 12 teams from the characters side. One by one, they will fight off to see which side will prevail.

One of the teams will be Main Event Mafia and the other will be the Aces & Eights. Also confirmed will be the characters from the new Cartoon Network show Grojband. They too will compete in one team.

Mostly some of the characters that have competed in Fanfiction Royal Rumbles of the past will compete in the Survivor Series.

And yes, if youre asking how many people will be on a team, it's five on a team. No exceptions.

Until then, see you in October. SHA-FRICKIN'-LIGHTNING!