"Alright, alright" Viviette muttered as she just rolled her eyes and continued to just look ever so amused. Twirling her purple hair between her thin fingers as her toxic green eyes were hazed with boredom. 'What's her problem?' Hikaru thought to himself as Viviette's gaze could slowly make a pretty daisy evaporate into dust. That was when Haruhi Fujioka came into the picture; it was almost instantly Viviette seemed to stiffen as Haruhi passed by and took a seat in front of us. "Ohayo, are you new here?" Haruhi smiled genuinely and Viviette narrowed her eyes, her thick eyelashes caressed her bottom eyelid as she glanced at her questionably. "Hello?" Haruhi said and Hikaru sighed "It's no use. I've only known her for two minutes and she already has a bad reputation…" Haruhi just sighed as she shook her head and turned around in her seat as the lessons began. I didn't bother to learn the teachers name so let's just call him because that was how it sounded to me.

handed us papers and immediately the whole world fogged as I saw the swirling confusing vortex that warped me into the world of; Intelligence. It wasn't Viviette's favorite, she was smart… if she put the effort to show it she could have been the top of the class… if she wanted to. Now was explaining the worksheet; the objective of the topic was to find out about the person next to you then compare and contrast yourself to them. Viviette glared at the sheet of paper 'So I must SOCIALIZE?' Viviette thought as she felt a lump in her throat swell up as she swallowed it down. Her eyes flickered over to Tibar-Hikaru, his devious glare held hers as he just grinned "Hello, partner! Now you're forced to talk because it's a graaade~" he sang. If that was a real song I would have thrown my radio but I couldn't so I just muttered "Let hell begin."

"Alright, so let's start with simple, pointless questions shall we?" Viviette said as she tried to sound as positive about this idea as possible, though her tone was still dripping with ice.

"Okay, so what's your favorite color, Viviette?" Hikaru asked as he got ready to write down a long paragraph that would be submitted to William Shakespeare... (Well this was Ouran these bastards were rich they probably could if they pleased).

"Neon Green" Viviette muttered and Hikaru looked sort of disappointed as he lowered his paper and just wrote the simple two words, poor Hikaru couldn't write a novel this time.

Hikaru regained himself and grinned "Well my favorite color is blue. It is my rose color"

"Eto, rose color?" Viviette pondered the thought as she looked at Hikaru with a quizzical expression on her petite face.

Hikaru slammed his fist on the desk and his brother, Kaoru and his partner, Haruhi looked at him and he just laughed nervously and shooed them away.

"That's right!" he exclaimed as if he solved the greatest math problem in history.

"What's right? Is that your favorite direction? I didn't even ask your dominant hand yet" Viviette said her face contorted with a mixture of confusion and agitation.

"No, no, you haven't been introduced to the Host Club" Hikaru said as Viviette rose an eyebrow.

"Host club?" she asked as she tapped the tip of her index finger on the grand, marble, desks with golden trims on the edges. One desk was worth more than a commoner's life.

"Do you have hearing disabilities? Must I repeat everything I say?" Hikaru snorted and Viviette frowned.

"Yes, actually, I'd like you to repeat what the Host Club is" Viviette said as her tone was just flunking below zero degrees and entering instant freeze temperatures.

"Oh, the Host Club is…" Hikaru stood up and seemed to mock a tone since it wasn't his but she had no idea who, but it sounded… annoying.

"A grand and elegant playground for boys who have way too much time on their hands. Who entertain girls with also too much time on their hands. Think of it as the playground for the rich and beautiful~"

Kaoru and Haruhi laughed slightly and Viviette was upset she got left out of this joke, who was this, stupid, princely character they were mocking?

"Well that was just, grand" Viviette snorted as Hikaru clambered off the desk he was using as a pedestal and plopped down beside her, legs crossed and stretched out. Not really respecting personal space.

Hikaru smirked "Wait till you meet lord, you'll think everything is grand by the end of his rants."

"Lord? What is this a religious school? I didn't come here to wear stupid nun outfits, dip bread in wine, or read the Encyclopedia of Religion" Viviette protested.

Hikaru laughed "No, lord is a person who is the leader of the Host Club, Tamaki Suoh. Oh and it's the Bible, not the 'Encyclopedia of Religion'".

Viviette frowned "Alright, I get it".

Have you ever felt like you were pushed into a situation by two greedy little twins and their little… cross dresser?

I have

I know exactly how it feels….

"Open the doors" Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison and Viviette just grumbled as she turned the golden door handle of this beautiful detailed door. 'An abandoned music room seems pretty reasonable' Viviette thought as she pushed her way through the doors. "Welcome~" it was horrifying.

There was chivalry.

Everywhere.

"Hello my fair maiden" A lean, tall, handsome blonde loomed over Viviette as he touched her petite hands like it was the prettiest flower in his garden. Viviette swooned and fell in love as she was dazed for a moment as she thought of such naughty things it was indiscernible.

Nah I'm just kidding.

"Let go of my hand" Viviette spat and Tamaki was taken by surprise "W-w-hat?" he gasped in a rather, feminine fashion.

"I don't like to be touched never mind, by someone like you" Viviette said bluntly which was a dagger straight through Tamaki's heart. He stumbled out of his chair and in slow motion fell to the ground.

Rejected.

The twins bursted out laughing as they hovered around Viviette in their little duo of complete mayhem.

"Good job! You put more hurt on Tamaki in less than 5 minutes than Haruhi has through this whole experience!" They said in complete unison which again, got annoying.

They mirrored each other; they were so complex it made her brain throb the only difference one parted one side of their hair on the left and one on the right. However Hikaru always appealed more annoying than Kaoru. That was how she was going to tell them apart, and she was sticking to it.

Haruhi frowned "I'm sorry Viviette but that was a bit harsh can you please reconsider?" she asked so gently. It made Viviette even more agitated, good going.

Viviette smiled "I'll reconsider sure, but are you sure you want me to? I mean I was holding back a lot of things to say that I was considering on saying. However if you want me to reconsider than I shall".

Haruhi nodded but then realized what she had done "Wa-"

Too late.

"Tamaki Suoh, you are the very epitome of stupid, your origins lead back to the 12th century when we were all stupid, I blame you. If there was to have a World War 3 you would find a way to get the side even madder than it already was. If you intelligence was a book, you wouldn't even be able to be nursery rhymes since the words would be too 'challenging' for your concept. Furthermore, you are the most insensitive, unattractive, putrid, worthless junk I have ever met and that's only from my 5 minutes of blissful hell knowing you."

Ow.

Ouch.

That must have really stung.

The twins were having laughing seizures, Kyoya's glasses dropped off of his head and he quickly snatched them. Honey and Mori were just in pure silence though Mori seemed like he always was.

"And it's your fault for making me reconsider, how do you feel?" Viviette smirked at Haruhi who was slowly melting away.

Tamaki's mouth was still gaping open as Viviette left the host club room with a slam of the door as he fell to his knees.

"B-b-but I love, nursery rhymes!" he whined.

So that's what you care about Tamaki?

Maybe Viviette's rant wasn't as 'off' as I thought.

To be continued xD