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"Pfffft... some slave you are."

"I'm... I'm going to go now... see all of you in a few days." Naruto stated in response to the heavily sugared coffee that his new slave had made for him to start his day with. It was 10 lumps of sugar, 3 teaspoons of honey, an half cream. He wasn't even the biggest coffee drinker, and even he would agree that was too fucking sweet for anyone's taste buds.

It was more sweet than coffee.

"You're off already?" Meidri had made him a cup of coffee, a real cup the way he liked it, to start his day with, and he was already leaving. She sat the cup down on the table, and Naruto just raised a hand.

"Escort, a few days out over to the acid caverns... and then right back. Why do people always request me by name is what I want to know." Naruto complained, because half of his escort missions were usually because he was requested by name. Not to mention he noticed a theme with the type of women that requested him as well for the escort duties. He never would have ever imagined the day where he would breath a sigh of relief when a dude paid to have his protection.

"The bigger question is who is spreading your name around..."

"Good for business, bad for my sanity... escort quests are boring as sin, but they pay well." Naruto responded to Meidri's statement, she she fully understood that Naruto could sometimes be gone for days at a time just for a single quest. He was going to complain his ass off about being bored, but honestly it paid well enough that his complaints about the work didn't mean he wasn't going to suck it up and do it anyway. "... the customer will either be petite like a halfling, or she will be super nerdy."

"Why not both?"

-Later-

"You see, while slime men and slime women are entirely intelligent, the slime we use at our shop requires our magic to control or else be rendered inert."

"Why not both." Naruto mumbled to himself as he sat on a rock. All he was doing was protecting the witch woman, any species could be a witch as long as they were female, do her work by gathering up slime mucus in the caves into barrels.

She was petite AND nerdy.

She was also currently butt ass naked except for her boots and her hat, because she didn't want to get her clothes covered in slime for the ride back. She stripped with almost no shame at all, then again, she was a witch, but she also worked at a sex shop... one of the sex shops where the girls didn't actually have penis-in-vagina sex with you, but did something kinky with slime controlled by magic instead.

"Oh yeah... so this stuff is..."

"Oh, it's slime, but it isn't intelligent. Also, it is only an ingredient that we use to make our slime... trade secret, the rest you don't get to knock." She turned back to look at him, but he was just yawning.

He wished he had a monster to kill.

"Knock?"

"Know, you don't get to know... I knocked my knee on a rock." She corrected herself. "Enjoying the view?"

"Honestly, I had sex before going on this mission with my regular... and she drained me good. As smoking hot as your perky cheeks are... I've heard of your shop. You don't actually have sex with your customers." Naruto could tell that as confident in the nude as she was, and she was very confident with her smaller body, she just lacked experience with actual sex. He had never really done a virgin before, other than Deli... and that only counted for her species since there was a difference in species and compatibility.

"Well yeah, we're by law a Magical Tool shop, not actually a Succu-Shop by definition." She responded with a giggle.

"Oh?"

"Yeah, by not using our actual bodies to have sex with you, we avoid having to pay the same taxes of a Succu-girl shop. This applies to all stores that were made by Demia. Our little slime shop, the Genderswap Inn, the Soul Swap shop, and others all feature a new way to have sex... but we don't sell sex. With our shop, we massage your body with magic slime... with the Genderswap Inn, you go there and swap your gender and then you can get a girl from a different shop to visit... with the Soul Swap shop, you put your soul in a sea creature in an aquarium." The explained the different ways they were able to satisfy their sex loving customers, in a way that let them avoid paying the same levels of taxes that succubus themed shops would be required to pay.

"Sounds kind of interesting." Naruto actually hummed in amusement at that. "... Demia... that name seems familiar?" Naruto wasn't sure where he heard that name before.

"She runs this super popular Shop in Magic City, where you can buy a Decoy Demia... also it isn't a Succu-Girl store, so you would have to rent a room at a nearby Inn to take your Decoy too to fuck... because you aren't fucking a real person, no laws apply... decoys fade away with time or damage." She told Naruto something very interesting at least.

He would need to make a trip to Magic City again.

"AH! I went to Magic City awhile back for a job! I must have heard her name in passing back then. That is why she is familiar." Naruto put his finger on it. He had seen a TON of the same woman walking with different people all over the city, but he hadn't really questioned it too much.

"Yep, and she takes a portion of the profits from all our shops, she also supplies us with the potions for some of the shops. We work at these shops, because we can get a lot of research funds for our own projects... personally, I'm working on a way to make a potion that can-" Her face was covered when she lost control of her magic she was using to gather slime, and a wave of slime rushed through her head. Even inside of the slime she was still talking. When the slime passed by her face completely, and she was still talking, Naruto smiled. "-which can help a lot of women like me."

'I didn't get a word of that.' Naruto tossed his sword up in the air.

It stabbed a monster bat, and when he caught his sword it had a bat on it still. He flung the dead creature into the darkness of the cave.

"Women like you?" Naruto did ask that.

"Short and petite ones, who wish they had more robust bodies. All I've got going on is my perky butt, and my nice smooth skin, and long legs... my tits are practically non-existant."

"It doesn't help that you wear your hair in two braids and your eyes are covered by your bangs, you do give off a 'youthful slut' kind of vibe." Naruto agreed with her about her body being of a certain type. "... but tons of guys don't care about tits, Ass-Men are a thing, and a lot of guys would love to worship your legs if you let them. Maybe instead of changing your body, you can try and find a man who likes you despite it?" Naruto tried to give some advice.

All things considered, she was about 5'2", which in his home country of Japan was on the average side for adult women, and small chests were normal as well. If anything, she had more of a bubble ass than a lot of women he knew in his home world. Her skin that bathed in slime had a super healthy glow to it, and was overall flawless in appearance.

She was super petite, but she did have an hourglass figure... just with a flat chest... a thin figure at least.

"Oh, are you one of those ass-men?" She asked with a huge grin.

"I'm a I don't care kind of guy. If I like a girl, I like a girl, and her body... as long as she is reasonably attractive then her body doesn't matter. I do have some standards." Naruto wouldn't say he had a strong preference towards ass. He liked ass as much as the next guy, but his preference towards tits just didn't really exist.

He had crushes on super flat girls in his life, and he even had crushes on super boobs women in his life as well.

"What's wrong with my hair, trying it up prevents my hair from falling into my potions... and my eyes..." She lifted her bangs over her eyes.

She had dark circles under her eyes, but her eyes were big and cute, but the circles under them were there showing she was tired.

"Oof."

"I work on my potions all night, a lot, and take customers... and work during the day. I get maybe 2 to 3 and a half hours a sleep a night."

"Maybe instead of working on a potion to give petite girls bust bodies, maybe work on a potion to fix your sleep schedule?" Naruto pointed out what she could be working on instead of changing people's bodies artificially.

"Uh, because no dude wants to date me. I can fix my sleep schedule once a guy asks me out on a date... until then, I'm a potions otaku."

"How do you know that word?"

"Miss Demia invites a lot of guys from other worlds to visit her." She responded with a smile, when Naruto showed surprise at her word usage. Naruto leaned forward, before he crossed his arms and thought about it.

He hummed in thought and stared at the smaller woman.

"... Hey... want to go on a date after the quest is over?" Naruto invited her on a date.

She lost complete control over her magic and all of the slime that was floating, fell to the ground. Her cheeks lit up, and she stared at him with honest surprise.

"Yo... you're asking... you're messing with me..."

"No, I'm asking you on a date... after this quest is over and we're back home, I would be happy to take on on a dinner date or something." Naruto wanted her to see that instead of trying to change her body with magic and potions, that she was already beautiful. She could change her sleep schedule and make her tired eyes less tired all on her own.

Changing your body artificially through the use of drugs and magic just seemed wrong to him. If you wanted to change your body, it needed to be done through some kind of work or training. If you wanted to lose weight, then work harder. If you wanted a firmer butt, do squats.

Naruto blinked.

'... No wonder I like Piltia so much, she is beautiful and just accepts her body. She works hard to keep her body fit and toned, but she doesn't stress about the things she can't change. I guess confidence is my turn on.' Naruto realized something about himself when he decided to help this woman. 'Then again, Piltia is more of a good fuck buddy than girlfriend material for me.' Naruto also chuckled at that.

He learned something about himself.

"A date... you're not messing with me... you actually want to go on a date..." She walked right up to him, kicking up slime off the ground. "... with me. I'm sorry, but... do you need a closer look at me, because I literally boobs nearly as flat as a child."

"Meh."

"I'm short."

"Still an adult, adults can be short too... and boy have I seen a lot of flat adults. Yes, I am asking you on a date." Naruto didn't need to look at her naked body to confirm for her that he was indeed asking her to go out with him.

"But-"

"No buts on this one. You're short and flat, so what. A lot of women look like you, and a lot of those women have husbands... how old are you?"

"23."

"Welp, that solves it. You want me to pick you up, or do you want to meet me at Ye Pubbe for the date instead?" Naruto asked her, since he could tell she was not going to say no to the date. "Dress like you normally dress, this is a 1st date, it's nothing fancy." Naruto told her while waving a hand.

She nodded her head with excitement.

"YES! My first date, and it is with a real man! I don't have to go to a brothel and build my own partner!" She exclaimed with excitement.

'Is she expecting the 1st date to end in sex?' Naruto had to wonder how high her expectations were if that was what she wanted to happen, not that he was in a position to judge her. He had sex with quite a few women he didn't have to pay, and none of them had been women he was in a relationship with at all.

Well, at least now he had a way to kill his boredom.

Planning a date.

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