Author's Note; GASP ANOTHER CHAPTER WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? Ohayo Minna! Good afternoon [the time I wrote this] Are you ready for a new chapter? Are you annoyed with the cliffhangers? XD I didn't mean to pull a Fairytail move there, but anyways. Enjoy this chapter! Happy Reading!
Kinishi-Chan~
Uhhh…..
The suddenness of this question literally struck me dead, it was like I was Thomas Jefferson and I was in a metallic field during a lightning storm. How do I even respond, I mean what is this, is this like a secret way of making fun of me? He was Hikaru… but then, he has been pretty nice lately…. Ugh! I wasn't good with this shit at all. "V-Viviette?" I heard Hikaru and I leaped 20 feet away from him "Kwahrahsharabahha!" I seriously make the sexiest noises. "What's your answer?" Hikaru asked impatiently yet he looked hopeful and I sighed as I was defeated by my own mind. "Sure" I said and I could see a spark in his eyes before he coughed awkwardly trying to look uninterested. "Alright, how about this Friday?". I nodded "Okay, sounds… great" Hikaru nodded "Alright, well…uh… talk to you… later, yup".
I think we need the World's Most Awkward Couples Award, pronto.
HOW IS IT ALREADY FRIDAY?
I started to panic around my bedroom, before stubbing my toe on the leg of my bed and crashing to the ground, rolling in pain. I slowly got up as I heard my maid knocking on the door "Mistress?" she asked and I groaned "I'm fine, I'm just a little mental right now". She nodded but gave me a weird expression before slowly walking away slamming the door behind her, I flopped on my bed. My 'date' was at 6:30 and as of right now it was 5:00…. I really shouldn't be wasting time. I leaped off my bed and walked into my closet and glanced around at all the shit I never wore because I was too busy looking UN-presentable. I finally settled on a black, buttoned, cardigan which had a purple heart-covered tank top underneath with frills. With a light lavender ruffled skirt, adorned with ribbons on the sides of the skirt. Black knee-high socks and then some converses because I didn't really like shoes anyways and as long as he doesn't have a foot fetish, I'm good. I looked at myself in the mirror, fixing my hair every few seconds, why was I even trying this hard? I had finally settled on putting my hair all to one side and then having a little purple rose barrette at the opposite corner of my hair. I was about to go and get a snack when I heard knocking at my door and my maids rushing to the door. "Engh!" I groaned as I looked at the time 6:02. God damn it!
I answered the door myself and shoved my maids away and all I saw was an abundance of roses shoved in my face. "Here" I heard the awkward yet trying to sound tough voice of Hikaru as I took the ground out of my face and caught a glance of him.
He wore a blue, sleeveless hoodie with a red muscle shirt underneath. His headphones draped around his neck, the pockets adorned with chains. I looked more downwards and saw he was wearing; red skinny jeans the rips and tears were the same blue color as his hoodie. He had two belts, one was in the normal position around the loops and the other one overlapped this one causing the 'punk' effect. He wore simple black, punk, boots and fingerless gloves. After I got over the initial fact that what he was wearing was making my ovaries burst into fireworks of joy. I realized that I had dropped the roses which caused Hikaru to glance at me "Viviette?". I shook my head "Mm, yeah sorry, I just… got muscle spasms" I lied and Hikaru chuckled "spasms causes your body to make sudden jerks, not drop things… nice try. I know I'm sexy". He said as he posed and I rolled my eyes as I placed the roses in a nearby vase, Hikaru was not done being a total sexy beast he decided to do what I like to refer to as; The Sexy Guy Pose. A question for the readers, have you ever seen when people draw anime boys and they stand in that way that their back is arched inward and their lower half sticks out? Yeah that is the sexy guy pose, and Hikaru just decided it was the best in interest to kill Viviette's reproductive system in one go.
I finally left the house, however we just walked side by side, it was really awkward usually when you go on dates you're all HAND RAPE. Then a whole storm of kissing and making out and then cute giggles and kissing in the rain and all that shit. Well you see when you are Viviette and Hikaru who shove their hands in pockets like cock-blocks and then proceed to walk further and further from each other. We finally arrived at the town, Hikaru shrugged "So… anything look interesting?" he asked lamely as I could tell he really didn't know what to ask. I whined "There is absolutely nothing but shopping here" Hikaru raised an eyebrow "I thought girls liked shopping?" I muttered dully, "I rather be playing on my Xbox than shopping at any time". Hikaru chuckled "Well you're certainly different, aren't you?" "Didn't we already go over this?". I glanced over and saw a fast-food restaurant "Oui, want to eat over there?" Hikaru blinked "You want fast-food? No fancy dinner, on a dreamy patio deck, with the stars outside and a romantically lit candle while I serenade you with love songs?" I rolled my eyes "I'm hungry, not desperate". I dragged his wrist towards the McDonald's and Hikaru just shook his head and smiled softly.
We walked into McDonald's and immediately Hikaru was the most prized possession steak in a deli. The girls squealed and I groaned as he got fan girls everywhere and even some fan boys, Hikaru smirked teasingly, "Getting jealous Viviette? I heard that grunt". I muttered "No, their little voices are like annoying ringing chimes, throbbing in my head… I just didn't bring any Tylenol so get used to the grunting". We sat down at a table at the far end in a corner, with a dim light because I was that social with the other people. "I'll get us something to eat" Hikaru announced as he walked up to the line and I just sunk down into the booth chair. Letting out a sigh as I glanced at the light above me, my arms behind my head as I just relaxed a little.
"Um…." Hikaru came back a couple moments later looking at me awkwardly I turned my attention to him. "What is it?" I asked and Hikaru slowly placed the tray down and then one, large, drink with two straws in it. "I got us food and I asked for 2 drinks but they gave me a couple's drink" Hikaru muttered as he sat on the booth across from mine. I slowly rose up "Well, If we can just get anot-" I took one look at the line and sat back down. "Never mind" I said and Hikaru shrugged as he slowly gave me my food and I muttered. "Well I'm thirsty, so this is going to have to do" I took a sip of the drink from the straw pointing towards my side. Just then Hikaru's nose touched mine and I saw he took a sip, I backed away slightly embarrassed "W-what was that for?" Hikaru muttered glancing away slightly. "I was thirsty too, give me a break". I yelled but only because I was too embarrassed to admit it "Couldn't you have waited two seconds?!" I flailed my arms and his face darkened. "I could've but I didn't want to" I stopped my flipping my shit and glanced at him "Huh?" I watched as he twiddled his thumbs "Well… I could have waited for you to finish but I didn't want to because…" he scratched the back of his neck looking for an answer. I just shook my head "Whatever" I said yet I was actually very interested to hear what his answer was going to be, he couldn't seriously like me… right?
We finally got out of McDonald and we game across a game store "Y-y-yes…" I said and Hikaru glanced at and grinned. "Come on then!" He said as he grabbed my hand, my face flushed but I rushed after him anyways, we arrived in the game store and it was giant. Aisles and aisles full of videogames, tvs, music players, American shit… everything. I felt a hand poke me and I turned around and cupped my mouth as Hikaru came trudging towards me with this huge monocle and a mustache. He adjusted his monocle "Good day, madam" he said in a proper voice I looked behind me and saw a whole bunch of just random costumes so I decided I could become anything, so I became Excalibur. There was literally an Excalibur mask I shoved the cane in Hikaru's gut "Fool! It is Good Evening!" Hikaru's eyes widened as he turned around and rushed away. He came back and came back with two fake pistols and a Death the Kid wig. [Same Dub Voice Actor; INCEPTION] he fell to the ground holding his head as he flailed around.
"Symmmmetrrry, these aisles aren't symmetrical, Excalibur is here my life is ending!". I'm pretty sure we were the most grown up people in this store as we continued cos-playing until Hikaru's final appearance [we never took off our old stuff we just piled new stuff on top of it]
was delicately described as;
A metro sexual, Death the Kid, with a rainbow afro, in a pedobear suit, with England eyebrows, while in Erza Scarlet's armor with a big bust.
I was a;
Cross-dressing, stripper, Ciel Phantomhive, with a Natsu Dragneel wig, wearing a Bat man cape, while holding a bowl of pasta, inside of a fish costume. We we're
DEFINITELY
THE
SEXIEST
PEOPLE
IN
THE
STORE.
If I do say so myself.
After all that amazing nonsense we ran out of the store laughing as we were actually kicked out for scaring the children in the store. Hikaru snorted "That was amazing" I chuckled "That little girls face!" we both looked at each other and said at the same time; "Mommy there's a fish and a clown after me!". We bursted out laughing, having to hold our guts to stop ourselves from just forgetting how to breathe and then completely collapse. We decided to go into more stores; Hikaru rushed around the girls changing area wearing a DD bra and a skirt and I decided it was the best of my ability to sneak up on kissing couples and bound them with rope so they'd be stuck kissing each other. I'm pretty sure the whole town got pissed at us as we ran to the park, Hikaru still had the lacy bra on and his skirts and I still brought my pride. "Damn, Hikaru you look hot" I said and Hikaru posed, trying to twerk his ass but with no success making it that much more beautiful. Hikaru finally got out of his bra and skirt and decided to let them drift down the stream of the park that was when we heard the chaotic sounds of fireworks. I glanced up and saw a little festival up ahead I glanced at Hikaru and he nodded as she rushed over to the festival. There was so many games, and people in yukatas yet of course we didn't realize this so we just broke probably the hearts of so many festival professionals. "Hey Hikaru" I called him over and he came jogging over to me "Eh?". I shoved a crepe in his face "I got the last one, they're sold out!" Hikaru grabbed the crape by putting his hand over mine and took a bite "Hmm, its good" he said judgmentally "Oh is it?" I said and he nodded as bit down on a piece, my nose rubbed his cheek slightly. I licked my lips "It is good~" Hikaru blushed "You can have the rest…" I looked at him "Why don't we just finish it together?" I asked bluntly and his face darkened. "B-b-because!". I shrugged and continued eating it, finally after a while Hikaru bent down and grabbed my hand again "I suppose…" he said his eyes looking away as he bit down on the other side. We finally finished the crepe and I threw it away I wiped my face and looked at Hikaru and laughed. "W-what?" he said and I laughed as I grabbed a napkin and cleaned his face. Hikaru looked irritated but embarrassed as I wiped his face, but he looked like he dunked his face in shaving cream.
I sat on the grass as Hikaru had left to go do something, my knees up to my chest as I glanced up at the stars in the sky. The darkness being illuminated by the lights as I glanced at the other people around me, all giggly and kissing and all romantic. I couldn't help but stifle a laugh at how different this date was going, I didn't even care this was the best date I ever had.
Hikaru rushed around the festival looking through the stalls and looking at all the gifts. "What the hell does she even like?" he muttered as he glanced around and saw a game… win a price! He glanced over and saw a stuffed Pikachu that was going to be the prize… He laid down some cash and then grabbed the rings… he just had to get it around the bottles… he tossed them and completely failed. Cash turned into a huge mound as this was his 20th attempt the guy running the stand glanced at him "Are you alright?" Hikaru snapped "I am perfectly fine!". He tossed the rings and lost, finally when he was about to give up the guy handed him one last ring "Try this one for free" Hikaru muttered "It's not going to work…" he tossed it half-assed and it… went around the neck of the bottle. Hikaru's eyes widened as the guy handed him the Pikachu plush "Here you go" he said and Hikaru smiled "Arigatou!". Hikaru ran he saw the field just up ahead if he could just get over there then he co-
"Gah!"
Hikaru yelled as he stepped on his lace and tumbled right into… a mud pile.
SLOSH. Hikaru got up and glanced immediately before himself at the Pikachu, it was perfectly fine there was a little bit of mud on the tip of the tail, other than that… it was safe. He sighed as he slowly got up and groaned; he looked at his hoodie which was caked in mud and sticking to his thin body frame. Good job Hikaru, now you look like you just came crawling out of the trash can for Viviette he muttered as he sullenly walked over to Viviette.
"Oh Hi-" I finally heard his footsteps however when I saw him I shot up "What happened?" Hikaru groaned as he plopped down beside me. "I ran and fell in a mud puddle, I was trying to get a gift for you and then… I was exhausted and it took me 36 tries… and then.. I got you it… but then I fell and now I look like a mess". He sighed as he slowly revealed the Pikachu plush from behind his back, my eyes widened as I felt warm, even though his muddy hand-prints covered the sides of the Pikachu it was so cute and adorable and fluffy. I shot up and Hikaru's eyes widened "V-viviette, I'm sorry!" I ran away and Hikaru chased after me. I ran to the festival and stopped at the mud puddle and literally dived into the mud.
SLOSH.
Hikaru's eyes widened as I slowly got up and grinned, wiping the mud off my face as my smirk rose from my mud-covered face. "Tada~" I spun around as my outfit was all ruined and the mud was plastered all over me "Now we both look like shit~" I smirked. Hikaru remained silent before he ran towards me pulling me into a bone breaking hold actually lifting me up, his lips meeting mine. My eyes widened, my body pressed against his muddy self as I could feel myself dangling in the air, I pulled away "H-hikaru?". I asked looking up at him with widened eyes. "Sorry, your beautiful muddy self got me too excited" he laughed with a teasing tone and I chuckled "Oh god damn, I forgot to put my Skunk-scented perfume on!" Hikaru stifled a laugh as we watched the fireworks together covered in mud….
The best way to watch fireworks, of course~