"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!"

Ah. The Nostalgia Critic...Such entertaining talent in the shape of a man. Seriously though, his videos really can crank you to laughter beyond the impossible. And that's an understatement.

And it seems I got some more questions in the blog...Well, there goes my happy day.

- Just get in done already. I want to play Left for Dead 2.

- Fine... let's just look, okay?

"If Glid finds himself to be the best killer in existence...how does he feel about Nanaya Shiki/Ryouga Shiki and their mystic eyes of Death Perception?" (Katsugi)

- Eyes of death perception? What's that?

- Wait a minute...ah...I remember now. You see Glid, there's a term known as Nasuverse, where these two specific characters exists. And their eyes are capable of seeing death. No seriously. Even from inanimated things.

- Eyes that see death? Are you pulling my leg?

- Look at my face. I'm dead serious.

- I can't see your face. After all, I see what you see.

Oops. I forgot.

- Anyways, could you answer this? It's directed to you after all...

- Well, first, it is a cheap technique. Instead of just killing someone on the spot, you should make him or her suffer, suffer everything you can imagine. I have a list. You can either cut the victim limb by limb, then, in the open wounds, apply directly any sort of fire and hear their scream as yo-

- Whoawhoawhoa... Stop it! You don't want to scare them do you?

- Why should you care? You don't like to receive this mails either, so why you protest?

- Well...because this is at least something to do, apart from being dragged to any kind of problem I find...or if the problem finds me.

- Besides, I don't think those eyes could affect us.

- Why?

- You're referring to me, don't you?

- Even though I don't like to admit it, the old man's right. His ability negation ability really saves our asses there. The instant those two try to attack us with any weapon directly, their eyes will be negated and we'll only receive a flesh wound...or something along those lines.

- Really? And I thought that the ability to negate abilities was crap.

- Hey!

- Sorry...well, next question!

"Glid, is there anyone you've met so far in Gensokyo that you could... "Relate" to? You know what I mean by relate, correct? (Please dont hurt me :( )"

- ...What the hell is relate?

- *sigh* Someone you can...well...relate to.

- That's stupid.

- Just answer the question!

- Well, I don't know about this relate crap, but I did find a worthy opponent. That sister bitch of the goddamn shitty vampire wasn't so bad. And by not so bad I mean she can kick ass! Seriously, if she could, at least, lose MORE control, then the world would be a very happy place...with bodies raining without limbs!

- Glid...please keep this on the T-rating level. I don't want nightmare fuel, okay?

- Feh. You're not the boss of me.

- Grr...Next question!

"This is a question for... The guy upstairs, so go call him to read this. Right, Heraklinios, you alone now? Good. You might wanna back of from the fourth wall. You moved away? Good. So what was you'r inspiration for "Human of the other side"?"

- Wha-?

PUNCH!

- Ah! Son of a-

DAKKA!

- a...Zzzz...

- Hey, what the hell?

PUNCH!

- What's the big id-?

SLAM!

I closed the door...I hope those guys don't mind.

Dude...next time, send a mail. I don't want these guys to find out about...certain things. Well, answering your question...I plead my right not to say. Don't take me the wrong way, it's just that...the reason and inspiration...are too damn confusing for me to explain. Even I don't know who or what inspired me. Is someone pulling the strings? I don't know. I just did what I did. That's all.

SLAM! SLAM!

- Aw crap. They're forcing their way out. Well, bye bye!

BOOM!

- YOU BASTARD! Why the hell did you do...huh? He's gone...*groan* Seriously, what was that all about?

- I don't know, but if I find that idiot doing that again, I'm gonna seriously kill him.

- *sigh* Next question!

"To Raim; Do you like anyone in Gensokyo? I mean like you will date them and then TRY to live with that person... "

- ...Sorry, but I'm not good in this stuff. You see...having been living alone for such a long time don't help. Yeah, I mellowed down a bit after meeting her, but my feelings there were more of a thank you than a real relationship. But, if you want an answer, I will say that I don't dislike anyone. They are nice girls. Yeah, some of them have an attitude but that's what makes the world a wonderful and crappy place.

- I didn't knew you were so deep.

- You have no idea. NEXT!

"To Glid: I know your like THE BADASS there, but seriously; how would a cool character like you get pissed off from the "P" word? I mean really?"

- Mind you tongue, son of a bitch. But seriously, that...word triggers something...I don't know exactly what, but it makes me want to kill anything in sight. Besides, real people get pissed by even more stupid reasons, so don't criticize me in this one. I wonder when did it started...

- Hold on...you don't even KNOW why you get so pissed with that word?

- Ah, f**k it. I don't care about the past, I just care about the things I'm going to kill.

- How simpleminded...

- It's not simpleminded. Killing is a true art. I really admire several works of assasination, like that guy...Alta-what do you call it?

- ...You've been playing Assassin's Creed?

- Isn't it obvious?

- ...You know what? Nevermind. NEXT!

"To both: Don't you wish you had a "Iron Man" armor like the new one in Iron Man 2? I mean you could fly, shoot things, and the best of all; no need to go to the bathroom..."

- ...

- ...

- What the hell is an Iron Man?

- I think it's from a movie. Remember the movie marathon that Kyoji forced us to watch?

- ! OH! That! ...Um, well, I'm no fan of armor. The reason? You can't feel the wind. Yeah, the advantage of flying seems very tentative at first, but since I'm a claustrophobic, I'll panic before even daring using it. Worst case scenario, I destroy the armor...in an attack of panic.

- Besides, what the deal if you can't soak your hands in glorious enemy blood because of using some sort of gay armor? No sir, I also don't buy this. Also, we can already kick ass as we are, so I don't think we'll need it.

- What really bugs me is, how in the name of Crystal Dragon Jesus can you use in an armor...that is also the bathroom? It sounds stupid and weird at the same time, albeit useful. But the sole thought of it really creeps me out.

- I agree. It's better to shit over the corpses of anything else. The world is the bathroom, baby!

- *sigh* You're getting more disturbing with every day that passes... Well, that's all the questions. If you have more questions, feel free to ask...even though I'll answer them reluctantly...Oh! Kickassia has ended!