Chapter Two: Surprises in San Francisco

Kimberly Gibbler-Gladstone was relaxing on the sofa, rubbing her 8 ½ months pregnant belly, when her best friend Donna Jo Tanner comes strolling through the house (apparently nobody rings the doorbell in this family).

"Kimmy, you here?" DJ yelled.

"in the living room, where Joey told me to stay. " Kimmy called back. DJ enters the living room and takes a seat on the smaller sofa across the room from the large sofa where Kimmy was occupied. "Every single time he knocks me up, I spend more and more time on this damn couch. A sharp wave of pain suddenly starts up, and Kimmy winces. "Fucking contractions."

"Where are the other brats?" DJ noticed the house was too quiet.

"Joey took them all to the mall, hopefully getting me and the baby some presents." At that moment, the baby inside Kimmy started to move around and kick hard. Kimmy slowly began to sit up. "So Deej, what brings you by my lovely abode today?"

"Steve just called me." DJ sighed. "He wants to see Alexis this weekend."

"Did you tell him this wasn't a good time?" DJ nodded. "Ugh. He's not changed at all since you caught him with that whore Kathy Santucci, who by the way, is not only having another kid, but is also going to be a grandmother."

"Get the fuck out!" DJ's face dropped. "A grandmother. So her son made it through a year of college before getting a girl pregnant."

Kimmy shook her head. "It's not Nathan." That did not sit well with DJ. Her son was in a relationship with Kathy's daughter Diana, who was 15 and just finished the 9th grade.

"Do not tell me that Diana is pregnant."

"Apparently, that's who was coming out of Dr. Foster's office when I went for my 35 week appointment the other day." Kimmy shook her head and tried to get up off the couch, but DJ went over instead.

"Why didn't Daniel tell me he and Diana were even having sex? I thought I told him to keep it in his pants until marriage." DJ was just as confused as her son was right now…

"You're what?" Daniel Jesse Hale has just heard the worst news any 18 year old boy preparing for college could ever hear.

"Pregnant, Daniel." Diana Santucci showed him the photo of the small little peanut shaped fetus they created just a few weeks earlier. "And yes, you are the father."

"Oh, God. What have I done?" Daniel tried to remember that night, the night he had taken Diana out to Fisherman's Wharf for what was their 6 month anniversary. They never left the car that night.

"You? No, this was my fault, Daniel. I should have been more careful. I forgot to refill my birth control when it was due." Diana sighed. " Now the entire school is going to know within a couple weeks that I, Diana Kathryn Santucci, am a slut just like her mother." Diana started crying into Daniel's shoulder.

"What should we do about this? And how am I gonna tell our parents?" Daniel held his girlfriend closer, his arms wrapped around her belly.

"I'm keeping the baby, if you're wondering." Diana said, before she started to fall asleep in Daniel's arms. WELP.

When Daniel came home later that evening, he found his mother, his aunt Michelle, and his grandfather Daniel, awake in the kitchen.

"Is everything okay?" he asked. Donna Jo looked up at her son, and suddenly, Daniel knew. She knows about Diana. So does Grampa Tanner. I am so fucking screwed.

"Everything is not okay. Sit Down." Danny Tanner sternly told his grandson. Daniel did what he was told. "Go ahead, tell us everything. WHY DID YOU GET A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL PREGNANT?"

"And not just any 15 year old girl, the daughter of San Francisco's biggest slut." Michelle added.

"Stay out of this, Michelle. This is between myself and Daniel." Michelle went downstairs to her studio bedroom. "I thought you were smarter than that."

"How did you find out Diana was pregnant? She just told me not two hours ago." Daniel went to the fridge to grab a drink.

"Your Aunt Kimmy told me. Diana was at Dr. Foster's office the same time she was. Without her mother." DJ explained. Daniel suddenly felt very uncomfortable at this point.

"Grampa Tanner, do you mind leaving me and mom alone to talk?" Daniel wanted to set things straight.

"Okay, it's past my bedtime anyway. Early day at Niners camp tomorrow." Danny left.

"So, tell me everything."

Daniel will explain everything in the next chapter. You'll also find out eventually how many kids Kimmy and Joey have…get the popcorn ready.