Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 9:
Dawn openz da chapter sthandg att the doc of shame.
"Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!" Dawn thn looks around awkwardly. "We did the challenge where the contestants take a baby through an obstacle course. Team Fish continued their winning streak and Sky got remembered enough by Max and Evella to be sent home. Who's going home next? Find out on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!"
You would not believe you know
If this was the joke for the intro
Lit up the word count as I started to type
Da seen opnz to Tiem Bear and Team Fish sittin aht the campfire.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" Jasmine yells. "Anyone wanna play cricket mate?"
"Ah… y-yes! I play with crickets hahahahhaha," Evella laffs hawkwardlee.
Dawn teleports inn wih magical sparkals around hr. "Hello final seven!"
One of the people reading this story probably just groaned at the very appearance of Dawn. If that's you then hey! Feel free to yell at me in the VC if we're currently calling.
Dawn then says 2 da camprs "Well… it's the halfway point; that means it's the merge!"
Tha finl 7 cheer!
Dawn then says, "Okay, so it's almost time for the challenge, but first I have a special guest to show you!"
"Hoo iz it?" Rodni said.
Dave runz in.
"Dave?" Everi1 qwestons.
"Dave's not returning to the game," Dawn reveels, "but his return this episode felt… justified for some reason."
"I'm not an incel anymore," Dayve addz inn.
"Really?"
"NOPE! HIII FEEEMALEZ! WEIGHT! WEREZ QUEEN SKY!"
"Nope!" Evella, Sammi ahnd Scrorlet say at the same time.
"Nope mate!" Jazmin addz in at the same time as de otha three. I'm specifying that she's saying mate because she's Australian.
"GRAAAAAAH!" Dayv sayz bak. "I'M A LONE WOLF! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Okay, now that we have that moment out of the way." Dawn then snapz hr fingrz, causin Dav to disapear with a screm.
"Anyways," Dawn shrugs. "You have to poison yourself for this challenge lol. Drink the poison drink, whoever finishes first is the winner."
The sseven comporzx sit in a row with da poisin drink , looking woreed. Top ler pulz out a dring, sayin, "WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE IT'S TIME FOR THE DRINKING A POISON DRINK CHALLENGE (NOT CLICKBAIT)! HERE I AM WITH ELLA! JASMINE! MAX! RODNEY! SAMMY AND SCARLETT! AND WE'RE ABOUT TO DO THE DRINKING A POISON DRINK CHALLENGE! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! INSTEAD, TRY IT IN A FOREST! I'M THINKING OF VISITING ONE FOR MY NEXT VLOG!"
"You want another Youtube Adpocalypse?" Max questinz. "How EEEEEEEEEEVIL!"
Evella also snikrz 2 herself as Sammy, Rodni, Jazmin ahnd Scarlett.
"Max anoying." Rodne sid
"Okay," Dawn snaps her fingers, putting the po9ison drinks in the camprs hands. "Let's do this, come on everyone." Dawn thn claps, adding, "Go."
Sammy takes a sip of the poision, but then sayz, "ew," dropping the piosin on the ground.
"Well, looks like you're not winning," Dawn shrugz, walkn ovor.
Topher says 2 his camra, "Okay, guys, you've done well, now we're up to 70% of you being subscribed! Make sure to hit that subscribe button so we can get it to 71% and I'll be able to drink this poisoned drink!" He thn stands up and starts to do Fortnite dances to try and get subscribers.
Everyone ignorez him as Scarlett siyz, "I shall spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious "S-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s." On that note, she begins to start slowly drinking her poison.
Jasmine looks at the drink, before saying, "pathetic mate, I drink poison stuf all the time, I'm Australian."
Max looks ovr at Jasmin b4 saying, "Emu war."
Jasmine immediately explodes at this information, takng hr owt of da chalnge.
"Eh, I'll revive her after the challenge." Dawn shroogz.
On dat not, the remainin 5 continu to drink.
Howeva, Rodknee dowz his entire drink.
"I 1!" Rodney cals out happily.
"No actually," Dawn reveals. "Topher drank it before you."
Every1 lokz at Topher, who is currently flossing as he says, "I… I hit 71% subscriiiiiiibed," before falling over, affected bi da poison.
"Okay, so Topher wins immunity," Dawn notes. "He will not be able to be voted for… alongside whoever wins part two!"
"ayyyyy, that's a baller thing!" Topher said from da ground.
Evella looks around annoyed, before saying, "okay, what's part two then?"
"Well, the rest of you will have to go running and avoid Topher as he tries to catch you. Last one to be caught is the second one immune."
Conyesional
"Nothing is more EVIL than betraying an ally!" Mrockx yells.
Connoinal ends:
"Oh, and Jasmine's still going to be dead until the challenge is over, she's just out of the challenge idk."
"Hmm," Scarlett begins to say smartly. "The perfect hiding spot would be something high up but reasonably safe, where I can look out but nobody can see me easy, then I can create something to be a distraction for Topher to let me get away if he finds my general vicinity."
"Nerd Emoji moment," Topher sayz as he catches Scarlett.
Elswere, Max and Evella hid in bushes.
"Okay, so who are we targeting?" Evella questions. "uv been in the gam more, what do you think?"
Max boginz to laugh evilly as Topher and Scarlet begin to walk in, "HOW ABOUT YOU!" He then yells out to Topher, "YOUTUBER! THERE IS A CRYPTOCRURRENCY SCAM HERE FOR YOU TO SELL TO YOUR IMPRESSIONABLE VIEWERS!" b4 mov ing awai from da bush.
"Wait, what?" Evella then getz grabbed by Topher.
"Awww, that's not a cryptocoin… wait, do you have a coin?"
"No," Evella st8s.
"Awww, at least I caught you I guess…."
Evella simply glares in the direction of Max, b4 singing
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior, baby, what else is new?
And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it
Max quickly gets up to run awai, butt Evella pointz runz in2 da bushes and grabs Max.
"Two for the price of one, eh Youtube?" Topher holdz up his phon and takez a selfie.
Colonfessional
"TRAITOR!" Evella yells. "You're going DOWN!"
"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Max laffs evily.
Semicolonfessional ends:
Sammy walksz past a puddle as a voice suddenly calls out "Psst, over here!"
"Wha?" Sammy looks around before looking down at the puddle and seeing… Ella? "But aren't you…?"
"That's not me!" Ella yells. "That's an imposter." In the background the Among Us imposter music plays.
"What was that?"
"It happens whenever someone says imposter," the music plays again. "Anyways, you may not believe this, but Evella has replaced my spot in your world."
"I believe you," Sammy responds. "I'm not surprised something like this happened."
"Wait wha-."
"Uhhhhh," Sammy quickly cuts Ella off, saying, "how can I save you?"
"Oh, well I… do not know."
Sammy sighs. "Alright? Well do you have any ideas?"
Ella then comments, "Well for one I think you might have to keep Evella around."
"We can vote out Max and Topher still," Sammy said back, b4 hearing rustling.
"Oh no, are you in a challenge?" Ella asks.
"Yeah," Sammy said b4 climin a tree.
Tophr, Scraret, Evella and Max walk over to da seen. Walkn ovr 2 da tree, theay look around b4 walkn awai and shaking da tree next to Sammi. Rodney falls out of the tree, too witch Scarlett kisses him and Evella gives Rodney an awkward hog.
Dawn then teleports in, saying, "AND SAMMY WINS THE CHALLENGE! She and Topher are both safe from elimination! I'd make a shipping joke with the two of you but that would make one of the specific reader's mad sooooooo…." Dawn then snaps her fingers, healing everyone who drank the poison and bringing Jasmine back to life before disappearing.
Da seen cuts 2 Rodney's harem talking about who to boot.
"Well I mean it has to be Max, right?" Sammy questions.
"YES! VOTE HIMM OUT!" Evella screms.
Everi1 lokz at her.
Scarlet and Jasmine look att ech other, wif Scrarlet whisperin 2 da Australian, "It appears that Ella is getting really into the game… perhaps we shood vote hr off."
"Not tonight MAAAAAAAAAATE," Jazmin sid.
"May-B," Scarlt sid.
Da seen cutz 2 eliminacon wih da finl 7 sit around.
"Okay, seven of you, Sammy and Topher have immunity, so five people up for elimination. You've all voted and marshmallows will go to… Jasmine, Rodney and Scarlett.
Evella and Max glare att eac other.
"Max, Ella, you are the bottom two. The final contestant safe tonight is….
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ella."
"WHAT!? YOU HOW COULD YOU TAKE OUT THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL KING HIMSELF!"
Scarlett, Rodney, Sammy and Jasmine look at each other awkwardly while Evella simply glares at hm.
Max iz in da cannon, as Dawn walkz up 2 him. "Any last words?"
"I AM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL! YOU CANNOT STOP THE BIGGEST EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL HERE! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
Dawn then pressz the button and launchez Max away, screming.
"Okay, and we're down to six, who will be eliminated next? Who is going to win? Find out on Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"
Dawn then finds a note on the ground, simply saying.
You literally left the last episode for no reason, and you know that meteor story was a lie. Strike two….
Dawn raises an eyebrow, but shrugs, tearing the paper up and throwing the paper away as rhe epizode endz
7th: Max
8th: Sky
9th: Shawn
10th: Beardo
11th: Leonard
12th: Dave
13th: Sugar
14th: Amy
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Topher scrollz on his phone, before looking at the wifi connections 4 the islan. Noticing 1 saying 'Robotic Animals and Island – DON'T CONNECT!' he smirks an d said "Ooh, connecting to the forbidden wifi prank! Score!"
He then tapz tha wifi of da island as da epizodde endz.