Chapter 3

YAY chapter 3! I still don't own Megamind or Hetalia

"Alright put your hands up" HeroDude shouted as he made his appearance to the crowd. The crowd cheered loudly. HeroDude flew over the crowd giving out high fives and flashing his blinding smile.

"SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH" the crowd started chanting.

"Ok, ok settle down. I just want to say how grateful I am that you would put up this monument in my honor. Though I mean how could you not? I'm just such a hero!" HeroDude shouted as the crowd cheered in agreement. "I vow as long as I'm here Megabrows will NEVER win!" he finished as the crowd cheered even louder.

back at the evil lair

" Ok quickly Feli, everything must be perfect" Megabrows said, as his browbots hung a curtain around him to change him from his prison jumpsuit to his skintight leather suit. When he emerged he turned to Feli. "ok tie her up" Megabrows told him gesturing to the unconscious woman on the fish's robot shoulder. Feli quickly ran over to a chair in the middle of the room and tied up their prisoner.

"She should be waking any moment sir" Feli informed his master.

"perfect" Megabrows whispered under his breath. He sat down in his huge leather chair and beckoned one of his browbots to sit on his lap.

"uggg" Marie moaned as she woke up.

"so we meet again" Megabrows said as he turned slowly in his chair to face her.

"I'm not sure whether or not to thank you for kidnapping me before Ivan could hit on me again" Marie said.

"you can shriek all you want no one can hear you" Megabrows continued before pausing, waiting for her to scream. When she didn't he turned to Feli asking "why isn't she shrieking?" he had learned long ago not to say scream. Her perverted mind would contort it into something dirty.

"because I'm not scared" Marie answered. She hadn't been afraid of him since her first kidnapping. "you're to predictable"

"predictable?" Megabrows repeated looking offended. "predictable? You call this predictable?"

just as he was reaching for a button Marie used what little of her arm wasn't tied to the chair and pointed at it.

"alligators" she stated. This made Megabrows pause. "flame thrower, blade, revolver, spinning boot wheel of death" she continued pointing at each button in turn. Megabrows looked dumb founded.

"lets just call your boyfriend in tights shall we?" Megabrows asked raising one elephant sized eyebrow. Just then one of the browbots bit it and tore half of his eyebrow off.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Megabrows cried in pain