The Deeper Darker, Scarier Book Of Hidden Secrets

by TheUltimateBookNerd

Ever heard of the Black Book Of Buried Secrets? IT'S A LIE! That was all a cover-up. So you didn't find this. This book holds their deeper, darker, scarier hidden secrets! Like did you know Fiske used to play *shudders* DORA! The horror! Let the hilariousity ensue. Rated T 'cause I'm tired. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! R & R?

2. Chapter 2

Ian POV

I so loved Amy's secrets!

"Your turn Cobra." Dan told me smiling. Oh how I wanted to squirt venom in his face right now... but I can't make it look like a Madrigal is better than me so here goes.

1. I am in love with the yellow teletubby. Its so entrancing!

2. I too find nose rings quite irresistable

3. I have a unicorn toy that says my name in an adorable French accent when I squeeze its horn

4. I was the one who put hair dye in Natalie's shampoo bottle

5. Mansions are despicable. I'm more of a cabin type

6. I once literally took a shower in money

7. I wear a wig sometimes

8. I'm carrying a deadly poison with me right now

9. The Holts aren't that bad. I wish I had their strength

10. I have a fear that somehow somewhere a duck is watching me *shudders*

"YOU PUT THE BLONDE DYE IN MY LOREAL! IAN!" Natalie screeched.

"Sorry?" I offered blushing slightly.

"You like unicorns?" Phoenix snickered.

"Your secrets are lovely." teased Amy.

This is going to be the death of me.

Thanks for your review! You have no clue how ecstatic I was when I saw those three words! Sorry its so short. I was rushed to get off the laptop. R & R?