The Deeper Darker, Scarier Book Of Hidden Secrets

by TheUltimateBookNerd

Ever heard of the Black Book Of Buried Secrets? IT'S A LIE! That was all a cover-up. So you didn't find this. This book holds their deeper, darker, scarier hidden secrets! Like did you know Fiske used to play *shudders* DORA! The horror! Let the hilariousity ensue. Rated T 'cause I'm tired. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! R & R?

3. Chapter 3

Thanks so much to and anne-cahill-39 for the reviews! You guys rock! This chapter is for you two! Oh and this is really important! My sister Jenna started this organization for kids battling anorexia. She makes tie blankets and gives them to anorexic kids in the hospital, she started a Facebook page called Jenna's Battle Blankets, its amazing. You can order a blanket for 20 dollars and I know she and I would appreciate it if you checked it out and liked it. Thanks :)

Phoenix POV

Ian likes unicorns! This is too good!

"So Ian, when you gonna show us this French unicorn of yours?" Reagan grinned. I'd hate to be Ian right now. Reagan scares me...

"NEVER! Why would you make me do this Amy?!" Ian groaned.

"You're never gonna live this down." I said looking up at Ian.

"Oh yeah? Well guess what Phoenix. Its your turn." Ian smirked wickedly. I should've never opened my mouth.

"Yo Phoenix doug. You go now." Jonah smiled at me deviously. Here we go...

1. I have a pillow pet named Chia.

2. When I 'fell' off that cliff, umm well it wasn't an accident... I thought I saw Chia on a branch below... I really like Chia...

3. I have a Barbie doll house in my closet. I sometimes play with it

4. You know how I have a knack for music? Actually that was a recording playing. I faked it

5. I think Jonah's gangsta act is stupid

6. Reagan scares me the most out of the Holts

Seeing me write number six down Reagan shouted "That's right!" I rolled my eyes and continued writing.

7. I sometimes wonder what it'd be like to be a girl... I actually do that a lot

8. I autotuned Jonah's microphone. Sorry Jonah

9. I hate rap. Sorry again Jonah

10. I never cut my toenails

"PHOENIX! THAT WAS YOU!" Jonah fumed. Hehe if he had his microphone with him his voice would sound techno right now.

"What can I say? I like techno. It makes rap sound good." I tried to explain.

"You really don't cut your toenails?" Dan asked disgusted. Wow if Dan's grossed out that must be a big deal. I nodded.

"Well that explains why your shoes are so big." He shrugged.

"I don't want my nails to break." I grinned sheepishly.

Will Phoenix ever live these down? Will I get a lot of reviews? I sure hope so! R & R?