The Deeper Darker, Scarier Book Of Hidden Secrets

by TheUltimateBookNerd

Ever heard of the Black Book Of Buried Secrets? IT'S A LIE! That was all a cover-up. So you didn't find this. This book holds their deeper, darker, scarier hidden secrets! Like did you know Fiske used to play *shudders* DORA! The horror! Let the hilariousity ensue. Rated T 'cause I'm tired. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! R & R?

4. Chapter 4

Thank you for your reviews KatnissCahill and catdreamer39! And MsDartgun's name didn't show up last chapter :( Thanks for your advice KatnissCahill and catdreamer39! I'll definitely use a lot of it. But these secrets are supposed to be crazy OOC. That's why it's funny. I know Amy's not adventurous. That's why it's funny that'd she'd want a nose ring. I know Amy loves school. That's why its weird and funny that I put she hates it. Now onto the chapter!

Nellie POV

So Phoenix fell off the cliff on purpose!? The little punk. But then again my secrets probably trump his... wait why is everyone staring at me?

"Because you said all of that out loud dear." offered Alistar.

"I did," I blushed "Umm oops?"

"If your secrets trump Phoenix's why don't you go next?" Natalie said in a sickly sweet voice.

"No thanks." I responded.

"Come on Nellie. Tell us your secrets!" Dan nudged me.

"You watch it Dan. I could ground you for months straight!" I threatened.

"Oh for gosh sake Nellie! JUST SAY THE SECRETS! I did!" Amy yelled. Well that was weird. And kinda scary... Amy yelling isn't fun.

"Fine." I pouted starting to move the pencil.

1. I mixed frog guts in Dan's shampoo, he hardly uses that anyway

2. I like Dan more than Amy

I wrote number 2 and started moving on to number 3 when Dan interrupted me.

"HOLD UP! If I'm your favorite, why'd you put frog guts in my ninjapoo!"

"First, I was bored. Second, you need to call your shampoo something besides ninjapoo. Seriously that sounds like ninja's poop." I told him.

"Really? It does! COOL! NINJAPOO POWER!" Dan yelled running around. Back to my secrets.

3. I'm a Janus

"WAIT WHAT!? HOLD THE PHONE YO!" Jonah screamed.

"Yeah Jonah. I'm a Janus." I repeated.

"But you can't sing to save your life yo!" He yelled at me.

"There are other arts you idiot!" I rolled my eyes.

"But you can't draw either!" piped up Dan.

"COOKING IS AN ART!" I screamed. When I yelled this everyone just shrugged. Idiots...

"Wait this means a Janus knows all of the Madrigal secrets." Amy realized her eyes widening. At this Jonah lit up.

"Yo Nellie. What's up yo? Spill the details." Jonah said.

"HA! No. I may have Janus blood but I'm a Madrigal at heart!" I told him going back to writing.

4. I don't brush my teeth

5. I hate ice cream. The taste is awful

6. I'm a Whovian and proud! FEAR US!

7. I liked my job as a waitress much better than this babysitting gig. Sorry guys

8. I had a job as Barney

9. I CAN TWERK! *twerks* TAKE THAT MILEY CIRUS! BOOM

10. I'm 29

"WOAH! NELLIE'S OLD!" Dan shouted.

"If I'm old what's Alistar?" I retorted laughing when I saw Alistar glare.

"That's easy. He's ancient!" Dan answered gleefully.

"Watch it young one. You don't know what I keep in this cane." Alistar warned playfully.

I hope this one's better! R & R?