(Soos walks in)
(Soos) Good morning Mr Mrs and Mr Pines!
(Ariel) Ah good morning Soos!
(Stan) Sorry for calling you in on your vacation Soos Wendy didn't show up
(Soos) That's weird normally she at least shows up dude...
(Stan) Yeah well she's gonna have to show up soon if she wants her hat back
(Andrew) Hat?
(Stan) Yeah.. I borrowed her hat for a while
(Ariel) You mean her Lumberjack hat? Why on earth would you need that?
(Stan) I Just did ok! Yeesh
(Ariel) Ok ok i'm sorry
(Dipper and Mabel walk in)
(Dipper) Hey Soos what are you doing here?
(Mabel) We thought you were on vacation
(Stan) Wendy didn't show so I called him in
(Mabel) I'm sorry what?
(Dipper) What do you mean Wendy didn't show?!
(Stan) I mean what I said
(Mabel) Don't worry Dipper i'm sure she has a perfectly good reason for ditching work today
(Dipper) That's what scares me Come on Mabel
(Dipper pulls her arm)
(Mabel) HEY!
(Stan) You kids hurry back i've got lots of work for you to-
(Andrew and Ariel stare)
(Stan) I mean... i've got lots of worry for you to give me if you don't get back soon..yeah
(Dipper arrives at the Corduroy house)
(Dipper knocks)
(Dipper) WENDY! It's me Dipper! are you in there?
She's not answering and neither is her Dad...
(Mabel) Which means nobody's home maybe Manly Dan brought them with him camping again
(Dipper) Nah even Manly Dan knows not to mess with Stan.. Let's go in
(Grabs out Presidents key)
(Mabel) WHAT?! Were breaking in?!
(Dipper) Don't worry were just gonna look around and see if we see any evidence as to where they went
(Mabel) I don't like this Dipper... breaking into a house and Manly Dan's at that..
(Dipper) It's fine Mabel come on (Opens Door)
(They walk in)
(Chipper) BARK BARK BARK!
(Dipper) YIKES! (Jumps back)
(Mabel) HAH! What are you scared of the Dog?
(Dipper) ...NO!
(Mabel) Here Doggy here Boy (Pets him on the head)
(Chipper) BARK BARK BARK! (Runs off)
(Mabel) What is it boy? Did Timmy fall down the well again?!
(Dipper) Who the heck is Timmy?
(They run after the Dog)
(It jumps on Wendy's bed)
(They see portraits of Wendy and her family as well as a portrait of Robbie and numerous other boyfriends Wendy had in the past)
(Dipper) This must be Wendy's room...
(Mabel) BLAGH! It's messier than our room!
It looks like a Pig lives in here...
(Dipper) A Pig DOES live in our room y'know?
(Mabel) Yeah two of em..
(Dipper) Not funny
Hey look!
(See's paper)
reads "Gone out be back soon" "Signed Corduroy Boys"
(Mabel) Well that settles it they just went out
(Dipper) But this is addressed Corduroy Boys Wendy's brother which means.. we still don't know where Wendy is
(Mabel) Great... well...maybe she went out looking for them! that's simple enough!
(Dipper) Hmm... come on Mabel we need to find more clues
(Phone Rings)
(Dipper) YAAH!
(Mabel checks the Answering Machine)
(Mabel) It says it's Manly Dan
(Dipper) Oh great... just leave it
(Mabel picks up the phone)
(Dipper) MABEL!
(Mabel) Hello?
(Manly Dan) Hey Wendy it's me just calling to tell you I convinced my boss to let me have the Weekend off maybe we can go camping then or something I know you were wanting to spend some time with me and the boys so
(Mabel) (Mimicks Wendy's voice) Oh uh that sounds great Dad i'll tell the ...boys
(Dipper) What?
(Manly Dan) Anywho i'd better go my Boss is probably gonna explode Bye (Hangs up)
(Dipper) What was that about?!
(Mabel) Well I couldn't exactly tell him we broke into his house and his Daughter is missing could I?
Besides I did NOT wanna tick that guy off!
(Dipper) No true but... Nevermind let's get outta here (They go out the door)
(Mabel) So where are we going now?
(Dipper) I don't know maybe we can ask around town or-
(Robbie walks)
(Robbie) KID! Oh boy I've never been so glad to- I've never been glad to see you!
(Dipper) Robbie? What are you doing here?! If you hurt Wendy i'll-
(Robbie) I didn't I swear listen I just saw a Giant Alien Brain kidnap Wendy!
(Dipper/Mabel) WHAT?!
(Dipper) D-do you know where it took her?
(Robbie) Well... Rumor has it there's a brain haunting the castle on the far side of town "Transylbrainia"
(Dipper) I...as easy as that is for me to believe considering the other things i've seen in this town I'm not sure I trust you last time I saw you were trying to brainwash Wendy
(Robbie) Oh so because i'm singing to her i'm trying to brainwash her? Like I said I had no idea that would brainwash her!
(Dipper) Well.. this is my only lead right now.. ALRIGHT! But i'm gonna go get help first I don't wanna be alone with my sister around YOU i'll get Soos and Stan too if he'll come with us You'd better not be lying to me Robbie...
(Mabel) YEAH!
(Robbie) Wouldn't dream of it Kid
End of chapter