(McGucket) Because that's what the map says and that's what we should do
(Soldier 2) And how do you know all of this?
(Soldier 1) Come on man does it really matter? as long as we find the Power Core for Stan were in the clear!
(McGucket) Stan? You mean Ol Mr Mystery?
(Soldier 1) That's right we work for him
(Soldier 2) DUDE!
(Soldier 1) Oh come on he's an old man there's no way he's gonna remember all of this!
(McGucket) Exactly why does Stan want this...relic?
(Soldier 1) Well if you must know it's a Power Core to an alien space craft buried underneath the Old Man's property!
(McGucket) Wow well I knew the Mystery Shack was mysterious but an alien space craft? That's mighty amazing
(Soldier 1) I KNOW RIGHT! And we're aliens!
(Soldier 2) Ugh...
(McGucket) Welp here's where we stop
(Soldier 2) WHAT?! Were back where we started!
(The ground shakes)
(A Metal Door appears the ground opening a ginormous crater)
(Soldier 2) What?!
(Soldier 1) So walking around it that many times must have opened it up... LOOK STAIRS!
Down there must be the way to the Power Core!
(McGucket) Well i'll be on my way fellers good luck
(Soldier 1) Bye and thanks again!
(Soldier 2) If that guy rats us out..
(Soldier 1) Oh please he's a battered Old Man nobody is going to believe him now come on! The Power Core can't be too far now!