(Soldier 1) He's ...he's not home none of them are
(Soldier 2) I wonder where they went...
(Soldier 1) I don't know maybe we should just crash in the lair until he gets back
(Soldier 2) Or we could go get him!
(Soldier 1) But how? we don't know where he is! and what if we run into somebody...
(Soldier 2) Hmm... what to do.. Let's just go around and look for him!
(Soldier 1) Sounds like a plan!
(And the two IMBECILES Go off looking for Stan not knowing of what this decision will cause)
(Stan) DIPPER! KID!
(Mabel) Hey has anyone seen Robbie? I think he wandered off..
(Soos) Oh dudes I don't like this..
(Andrew) Forget him! We've got to find my son!
(Ariel) Oh my poor little lamb! what could have happened to him?
(Back with Dipper)
(Dipper) Uuughh...
(Wendy) DIPPER?!
(Dipper) WENDY!
W-where are we?
(Brain Freeze appears)
(Brain Freeze) BWAHAHAHA! At last we have the both of you...
(Dipper) W-what?
(Robbie walks in)
(Robbie) HAHAHA! Oh boy.. this was easier than I thought it would be..
(Dipper) ROBBIE? WHAT?!
(Robbie) Dude you haven't figured it out by now? I TRICKED you i'm in cahoots with the brain!
(Dipper) BUT WHY?!
(Robbie) Because he helps keep Wendy mine forever yeesh for my Worst Enemy you sure do have a hard time believing i'm the bad guy HAH!
(Dipper) ! So he must have made the-
(Wendy) YOU JERK! LET US GO!
(Robbie) I don't think so not yet... (Grabs out a book)
(Dipper) ! W-what is that book you're holding?
(Robbie) Pfft.. like i'd tell you
(Dipper see's the Book has Six Fingers and a Six on it)
(Dipper) ! It can't be...
(Wendy) What is it?
(Dipper) That Journal... i've seen one like it before..
(Robbie) Alright let's begin this spell shall we? I found the passage
(Brain Freeze) As you wish master..
(Wendy) S-spell?
(Dipper) What are you gonna do to us?
(Robbie) According to my friend Brain Freeze here there's a certain spell that can make you all mine..
(Wendy) And what's that?
(Robbie) Switching affections..
(Wendy) Wait huh?
(Robbie) You see right now you hate me.. but according to Brain Freeze this spell might just switch the hate around
(Wendy) And you're gonna make me hate Dipper instead of you?... yeah that's not gonna happen
(Dipper) Gulp..
(Robbie) Oh we'll see about that... begin the spell Brain Freeze..