Hello my (insert whatever adjective that describes you) readers, these texts are a few days after the date and I am back to the funny, which I always love to write. Inspiration for Sherlock's case is one of my favorite Sir Arthur Conan Doyle stories, The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor. Suggest you read it. Thank you for the reviews, favorites, and follows!

Sherlock is bold and Molly is underlined

God, London is so dull. –SH

What makes you say that?

There has not been a good murder, kidnapping, or theft in days.

How did the case you took during our date go?

It was quite simple. His fiancé left him because her previous husband did not actually die in Afghanistan.

I see. So now you are bored.

Correct. Could I come to Bart's?

It is my day off.

That is unfortunate. Now Mrs. Hudson is pestering me to eat...

(A few minutes later)

John eats all the jam.

What do you mean?

I wanted toast and all the jam is gone. I do not eat very often and last time I did we had a full jar of jam.

I can't see John eating all that jam by himself.

He has an addiction toward jam and it is most puzzling.

That is a weird addiction, but I am addicted to the Doctor.

Doctor? Doctor who?

Exactly.

Exactly what?

Sorry, the Doctor is a fictional character on a television series called Doctor Who. I will have to introduce you to it.

John is making me ask you if it makes John selfish for not leaving work and getting me jam, when he clearly devoured. Maybe you can get me jam?

No. You are being lazy and John is not selfish by staying at work. Why can't you get jam?

I am busy reading.

Oh so you can't get jam because you are reading.

Precisely.

So I was wondering when we could resume our date?

Could we not? I found it tedious. I would rather you come to Baker St. or I come to your apartment and resume the date that way.

Ok that is fine with me and should I be worried about John's addiction.

Yes, but to another subject, since it is your day off, I could come to your flat and resume our date now.

Just give me a few minutes to get the flat ready and you can come over.

I will see you soon.

I had to put at least one Doctor Who reference because it is awesome. Thank you for reading and you guys are amazing!