Just Jealous

Prompt: Jealous Santana

Santana Lopez was never jealous. Everyone was jealous of her looks, her talent, her everything practically. So why was her blood beginning to boil as Sebastian brought in another victim.

She rolls her eyes and ventures into the enclosures of her room and exhales. She thinks maybe it's because their apartment is a bit stuffy because Santana Lopez is never jealous. So she opens a window and it does nothing, only makes her colder. So it isn't the temperature.

She can hear their voices through the thin walls and can distinctly hear Sebastian's muffled voice saying "I'll be back." And she knows she needs to act fast. So she goes out and struts towards the figure with the porcupine shaped hair.

"Has anyone told you that you look like road kill? If I saw you on the road I wouldn't hesitate to run you over. And your hair looks like those needles that'll give you some sort of deadly disease which I'm sure you have."

"You're one to talk, I'm sure you're bursting with disease."

"Nice try at a come back but I've definitely heard better from a five year old. So there's the door and if you refuse to leave I will go all Lima Heights on your ass and you'll regret the day you stepped into this apartment."

The porcupine could only muster up a dirty look at her before they left for the door, sparing Santana a glance as he said, "your friend needs to get laid. You should probably help him with that since you won't let anyone else sleep with him."

She only frowned at that but let it go as she settled herself on the couch as she turned on the tv. She was definitely not jealous.

"I'm back did you-" Sebastian looked around confused, "where's Dave?"

So his names Dave.

"You mean the porcupine?"

"Sure..."

"Oh, he told me to tell you he needed to run, his friend has a broken nose or something."

"Oh...okay." He replies flustered. "Well I think I'm gonna head out."

"No! I mean...stay, we can just watch some movies. It's a bit windy out."

Sebastian seemed to contemplate what she said, "yeah that sounds good." He then sat next to her on the couch and she took residence on his lap possessively.

Definitely not jealous.

A/N: Sorry school swallowed me up but I'm back! :)