Isis: Hi I'm back you're so lucky I felt bad for the short update I gave you people.
Allen: I think its sweet that you actually felt emotion.
Isis: I never said I felt emotion.
Allen: But you just… oh never mind.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of D. Gray-Man sadly it all belongs to Katsura Hoshino except Isis Akuma she is mine all mine!
+Lenalee's POV+
Allen's body pivoted at the last second avoiding Isis by half a centimeter. All of us gasped as they both took a fighting stance facing off ageist each other. Allen's voice rang out strong and proud amongst the silence "You should know better then to try and impersonate Isis." "What tipped you off young knight?" The not Isis asked "Well let's see… first half the things I told you were lies that only Isis would know… second Isis told me this morning that she was heading into town to see an old friend and wouldn't be back till nine… third Isis knows this place and me well so she would have been walking in front because of my tendency of getting lost… and last but not least you're not wearing the one thing that always means it's Isis." "And what would that be?" The not Isis question once again "This." He pulled out a cross shaped necklace that was just like the one on his hand, the thing frowned and focused on the necklace before confusion crossed it's face. Laughing Allen let the necklace drop to rest on his chest "You can't copy it Sandwoman and I'm pretty sure you know why." The newly named Sandwoman just hissed clearly pissed off. "Then I will kill you the old fashion way." Lunging once again at Allen.
+Isis's POV+
'Something isn't right,' I thought to myself as a feeling of nausea swept over me "Isis? Child are you ok?" Jericho the semester asked me concern evident in his voice "I'm so sorry to cut our reunion short Jericho but I have to go I can't shake the feeling that something is wrong back at the order." "Go child and protect those innocent souls we can continue our catch up later. NOW GO!" Nodding I quickly left his shop and ran quickly heading straight for the order. As soon as I reached the river that lead straight to HQ I dove in and started swimming staying underwater so as to not attract any attention. It didn't take me long to reach the entrance where the boats left and returned. Pulling myself out of the water, I dried of quickly before entering quickly but stealthily. I heard talking coming from the training rooms so that's where I headed. I froze when I saw Allen facing off against a Sandwomen that looked like me. Stepping into the room I pushed past the idiots who had gathered around making my way toward the center of the room. Bending the light around me I kept myself invisible. Opening my mouth I allowed myself to be seen and the power of my voice to take over before the Sandpeople could use there dreaded power.
Isis: La lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la.
Allen's voice joined mine as we took up our fighting stances facing our enemy.
Allen: I will never be afraid again I will keep on fighting to the end. I can walk on water I can fly.
Allen & Isis: I will keep on fighting till I die.
The creature was screeching and covering its ears trying to block out the sound of pure light that was put into music.
Isis: I will never be afraid again I will keep on fighting to the end. I can walk on water I can fly.
Allen & Isis: I will keep on fighting till I die.
Allen and I circled it as it screeched and swiped at us trying to defend its self and keep us away.
Allen & Isis: La lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la.
Isis: La lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la.
We continued to circle the Sandperson letting her suffer as shehad made many suffer.
Allen: La lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la.
Allen: I will never be afraid again I will keep on fighting to the end. I can walk on water I can fly.
Allen & Isis: I will keep on fighting till I die.
Isis: I will never be afraid again I will keep on fighting to the end. I can walk on water I can fly.
Allen & Isis: I will keep on fighting till I die.
Allen: La lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la.
At this point the Sandwoman had gone back to its original form.
Allen & Isis: La lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la, la lalalala lala la.
As soon as our song ended the Sandwoman fell to her knees gasping for air as the pain faded to a dull throb, her hands clenched the dirt clearly scared now. "How many times do Allen and I have to warn you?" Isis's voice echoed over the shocked silence "You and your precious family deserve to burn in hell." The women hissed at me and Allen "I think that's where you and your people belong, not Isis and her family." Allen snarled and I walked up slowly; slowly placing my finger on its nose and whispered "Oh dearie look into my eyes and be judged." Slowly it raised its eyes to mine "Guilty" I sneered, throwing my arm up I snapped my fingers and the Sandwoman burst apart, sand littering the ground. The sand ripped itself into nothing.
"No mess~" Allen sang, flipping his arm into the air and striking a flamboyant pose. I laughed as I watched Allen skip out of the room in his normal cheery way. "He was skipping. He was SKIPPING. He was skipping, Allen never skips! No matter how happy he is, I have never seen him skip. And after that thing burst into pieces… HE'S USUALLY DEPRESSED ABOUT THAT! How the? What? I mean- huh? What? Um, huh? Enklfedhiajfkdsjafjdahfyojashfiaojfidashiofasdjfid o! (Alarmed noises) EEEHHHHHHHHH? Sheeee? Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh… um. Um. Um….. THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
"Flamboyant posing, obviously," I smiled, loving this. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! YES! HE NEVER STOPS TALKING! SUCCESS!
"Um, uh… yeah, but…. Um, why?"
"For the sake of it?"
"What have you done with Allen?"
"Oh, I dunno, just brought him a bit of happiness after all he's been through to get here," I shrugged, and Lavi was dumbstruck.
"He wasn't happy?"
"Stupid bunny rabbit."
"I CAN TAKE DUMB RABBIT BUT THE BUNNY PART IS PUSHING IT!"
"Right, Bunny. Whatever you say," I rolled my eyes.
He was damn near jumping up and running off, he wasn't about to cry in front of his friends, damn I'm good. His face was red and his eyes were glossy with unshed tears. I had just barely made him cry. One more push…
"Aww, does the bunny need a mommy?"
That was it, he ran around, nearly crashing into a wall as he ran out of the room, tears littered the ground, the only sign that he was actually crying. I smiled, big and wide, proud of myself. Not every day you get to make a Bookman cry.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" That green haired kid yelled, Goddammit Lenalee.
"No one likes you. Shut up Lena," I called behind my shoulder as I made my way out of the room.
She looked absolutely stricken. But she screeched at me, "MY BROTHER LOVES ME AND HAS THAT DAMNED SISTER COMPLEX TO PROVE IT!"
"Oh right, that thing, he needs to get that checked on, it's getting out of hand."
"I know that nobody loves me, I'm leaving, see ya!" Krory said as he raised his hand above his head and left the room, boy band style.
"I really should have insulted him, but I like him too much, he's my favorite, Allen is best of course, but Kro is cool too, he can stay," I commented out loud just as he was heading out the door. He paused and then kept on walking; I could tell he was smiling. I smiled along. On another note, "Lenalee, you are dead last on my list of people I could maybe possibly interact with. Sort of on the list, barely made it on. Oh, I forgot about your brother, wait, no I didn't, he's a spot ahead of you."
Kanda stood there; he was trying not to laugh. Another success, I got the samurai laughing. "Kanda, you get a ten on my awesome meter. Good job, that's difficult."
Kanda couldn't hold it anymore, he fell over and burst out laughing as I continued to insult people. Allen walked in and called out to me "DINNER TIME!" flinging my arms into the air and widening my stance I screamed "FOOD!" and blipped out, teleportation was fun especially when it got you food faster.
Isis: THE END!
Allen: No it's not and why did you two torture my friends?
Momiji: Because it's good for the plot. Besides, it's fun to be evil sometimes. Especially when I have Isis to work with. J I absolutely love this, oh and Hello, I'm Momiji, Isis's gay friend, I am a girl, but flamboyancy is my specialty.
Isis: Taco… I want a Taco
Allen & Momiji: You always want a taco!
Isis: I know…
Momiji: I am going to be helping type and write sometimes, so if you see my name, then be sure that a [redacted] amount of the story was written and some of the details and ideas were mine, try figuring out which parts were Isis's and which parts where mine. Also, some of it was both of us, and due to my previous comment of flamboyancy then it shouldn't be too hard. Most of it at least. *evil face*
Isis: Well that's chapter 4, I have some help now, I still need help on my other story, and I still have no emotions…
Allen: Obviously…
Isis: Shut up! Anyway please review, criticize GIVE ME YOU'RE WONDERFUL…
Momiji: SOUL! *Laughs*
Allen*rolls on floor laughing*
Isis: WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP IT! IDEAS I WAS GOING TO SAY IDEAS! God People…
Momiji: WE ARE ALL GOD PEOPLE!
Isis: I GIVE THE FUCK UP! I LOVE YOU ALL CHAPTER…
Allen & Momiji: 17!
Isis: 5 GOD DAMN IT! HOW DID YOU BOTH THINK 17?! WAIT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
Allen: You should already know or am I not projecting my mind voice enough.
Isis: *facesaxaphone* (Long story… I'll tell you next chapter!)