Chapter 7
Emmett was about to yell to Bella's ear when he got interrupted by Edward. "Wait, I have a better idea." He winked.
"Okay man, all yours." He gestured.
He, Rose and Alice watched curiously as Edward bent his head and his lips touched Bella's. When she began to come back to the land of the living she started to reciprocate. Everyone watched slack-yawed wondering when they had stepped into an alternate universe… until…
"Eww. Get off me! Your mouth tastes like feet! You're so disgusting! Eww! Eww! Ew!" Exclaimed Bella as she tried to clean her tongue with her hands desperately. "And stop poking me!"
Everyone exploded in laughter, even Tanya and Kate who listened to the whole rant as they descended the stairs.
"I'm not poking you!" Edward raised both hands in defense, but then his face colored in recognition… he was poking her. He gyrate his pelvis half an inch and Bella shrieked as she jumped from the couch and started walking away, probably to the bathroom.
Everyone was chocking in laughter, except Alice, who had the most disturbed expression. "Eww." Was the only thing she said.
xD
So, who else got socks for christmas? hahahaha