Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry or its characters, moves, weapons, just my OC's.

Author's note: Someone commented on what kind of school would force its teachers to crossdress, well, mine does. In the last three years of my highschool, I've seen the same number of male teachers all don a skirt and sweater and get up on stage and well, you get the point. Though after the second time of doing it, they felt comfortable enough in their masculinity, so we'll see how this works out.

Recap: Standing behind Samh and Hallow was a… well the only thing I could think of was a chimera, it's black and red eyes from the goats head on the lion's body bore into me with hatred. The snake's head on its tail rose above the rest of the body and looked at me upside down and flicked its tongue.

"This is Velox Duo," they both introduce the chimera. They then smile at me wickedly. "And the three of us are here to kill you."

I stood up quickly and glared at all of them, my inner demon was growing steadily inside my head as I took a step to the left slowly. Samh and Hallow turned their heads, as did the snake head. "So Jester doesn't want to do his own dirty work, pssh, the pussy." I remark.

They look like they ate something sour. "Now that is just insulting." Hallow says acidly.

I quirk my eyebrow at them. "So you guys don't work for Jester?"

Samh crosses his arms and huffs. "As if, why in the name of all things unholy would we work for that annoying as shit?" he had a point, I know I wouldn't.

"Then why the hell are you trying to kill me?" I take another step back, my foot crunches on a dead tree limb. "And where in god's name are we?"

Hallow face palms. "I feel sorry for you, can't even recognize a sub-pocket dimension when you see one."

"Remember sister, he was created, miraciously I might add, so his knowledge about the demonic is limited." Samh replies, then turns to me. "Well, as my sister, this place is a sub-pocket dimension, which is basically just a world were demons, or magic users, can create for their own purposes. Ours is so we can camoflouge our presence and continue this fight without the interruptions of a few people, mostly those annoying demon hunters."

I took a glance around and admired the landscape, creepy and gothic, kind a cool. "Gotta hand it to you guys, definitely have good taste in scenery."

Hallow smiled. "Thanks, did it myself."

I cock my head at them. "Your name, Hallow, I take it that it's just a pseudonym for all hallow's eve."

She nodded and smiled. "Smart human."

I turn to Samh, "Since her name is just a word for the day of halloween, I would say your name is Samhain, the wiccan ritual that takes place on October 31st."

He smirks at me and bows. "At your service, and to answer your first question, it's quite simple." He then snaps back up and looks at me with emotionless eyes. "It would hinder our plans."

I cock my head to the side, "Uh, probably too much of a request, but enlighten me please?"

Hallow waves her hand. "Oh, it's not too much of a request, if I was in your position I would want to know why exactly someone's trying to kill me, or at least what purpose." She looks at me and smiles. "You see, we're trying to take over Mundus's empire."

"Should I be rooting for you or scared?" I ask. Usually, when one empire goes down that reigned on terror and horror, the one after it was either similar or worse.

Samh shrugged. "Either or, personally, I could care less about enslaving humanity, for now at least, I just want the power, we just want the power."

"I have a feeling that one day you two may slit each other's throats." I muse aloud.

They look at each other and shrug. "Possibly." Hallow says.

"Good chance, if our plans go our way, as you humans would say, Murphy's law." Samh replies.

I straighten up and look at them weirdly. "You know, I figured demons would be more cock sure and full of themselves that they were going to succeed in their plans."

They shrug again. "Yeah, well, we're the rare realist." Samh says.

"But, if you guys are after Mundus's power, why do you need to kill me?" 'As if that matters, kill them now.'

"Well, truthfully, you're a loose end to our plans." Hallow says. "You see, you're a vessel."

"Yeah, Jester told me something along those lines right before I smashed his nose with a skillet." I remark.

They started giggling at that. "Seriously?" Samh ask, I nod my head and smirk slightly. they double over in laughter. "Oh, oh my ribs." He says.

"I…. I wish I was there to see that bastards nose crumple." Hallow says, wiping a tear from her eye. "Was it the long nose jester or the Arkam persona?"

"Arkam?"

"Looks like a priest." I do the 'oh' motion, then hold up my finger to show the first one. "Oh, now that is great." She remarks and giggles.

"Anyway, you see there are two general types of vessels, one type is, well I guess a good analogy is a storage device. Beings that can't retain all of their power pour that excess power into a vessel, and basically the being can still access their power while the vessel lives. Now you, you are a second, more dangerous vessel, quite frankly, because you are basically what you could call a blank slate. A demon or other worldly being of some supernatural origin's can simply pluck out your soul from your body and place their soul inside your former body, or trap you in it. Truthfully, it depends on the type of being that's after you, Mundus would trap you and basically torture for all of enterinty, and then some." Samh says.

I was at a loss of words for that one. "So you see," Hallow started, "even if Mundus doesn't use you, some other entity will more than likely come along and try to use you, and to top it all off, the powers you gain as you grow as a hybrid will add to the powers of the entity that possess your body. In theory, doubling or tripling their power. So you can see where we're coming from, right?"

I looked at them stupidly, then gulped. "So bad for business means that some demon would come along, take control of my body and power, and thus possibly kill you guys or take over Mundus's empire before you guys."

They both nodded their heads. "Glad you could see it our way." Hallow says with a smile.

I flip Luna around in my left hand and point it up at her head. "Just because I understand your point of view, doesn't mean I see it that way. I prefer to live on my own free will thank you very much."

Velox growled and took a step forward. "Doesn't really matter." Samh said.

"Does to me." I growl.

Hallow smiles at that. "Tell you what, let's make a deal. If you beat us, then we'll be part of your devil arms, well, you know what happens if we beat you."

"Are you up to it?" Samh ask.

'Take the deal, you will beat them, and they will make great addition's to our powers.' Well, if you say so then I have to do it. 'Is this the time for sarcasm?' When isn't it the time for sarcasm?

"Deal."

Samh and Hallow smile evilly at that, then raise their hands above their heads and snap their fingers, and the ground starts to shake, then moans start to fill the air.

"You have to be kidding me." I say, looking around as mounds of dirt start to push up from the ground. "Isn't this too much of a cliché?" A hand shoots up from the ground next to my feet and attempts to grab my ankle, I step back and lean down and slash at it. Luna slices off the upper portion of the hand, but no blood comes out.

"We needed to do something with the bodies." Hallow said innocently.

"Wait, what bodies?" I ask, then stare at the zombie as it pushes itself up from the ground. the flesh was grey and peeling, but I recognized the face none the less, it was Patrick Fitzpatrick, stupidly named I know, but he was Patricia's fraternal twin brother, he dropped out a year earlier than his sister.

Samh starts to giggle. "Well, how else did you think we got to dress up as Liam and Patricia, go to some Halloween store?" I looked around to see more and more zombie's pull themselves out from the ground, I recognized some of them, that had faces that is, as more members of the Fitzpatrick clan. "They sure were advent on stopping us, if only they knew how futile it was."

Hallow sighed, then shrugged and smiled. "Well, they sure did add a little more fun to this whole shin dig."

"And Tony?" I ask, and then slash the zombie in front of me in the face. Luna slices into it sideways at eye level, and nearly cleaves the head of the zombie in half. As soon as Luna clears the zombie's skull it drops to the ground. I looked around and counted at least 27 more zombies, crap, how many of the Fitzpatrick's weren't in jail or out of the country?

Samh rolled his eyes. "We didn't do anything except threaten the little shit a little. He was very adamant in spinning some fable about how you cheated us, Liam that is, out of the 'product' whatever that being. I'm going to go ahead and assume some form of drug?"

"Pretty much." I reply. 'Behind you!' I spin around and bury Luna into the temple of a zombie, it goes down with Luna still stuck in it.

"Slash more than stab, when going into bone or hitting something that will drop, you'll lose your blade if you stab." Hallow offered as a tip the moment I put my shoe on the zombie's head and pushed off to pull out Luna.

"Thanks."

"Now, I have to say, to a human that isn't faced with liars regularly, his story could probably sell a few people." Samh muses. "But to us demons, and the fact that we researched you a little bit before doing this, he had no way in heaven a chance at selling us that story. Plus, you truly are not the soul to do something along those lines, now, go crazy and kill people in a mad haze of anger over some little thing someday, better possibility."

"My sentiments exactly." I respond, then backpedal away from two approaching zombies. I needed to get closer to those three to use the bombs, not waste them on some useless bag of meat that was slower than the ones in Night of the living dead. I turned around and started to jog a little ways to a tree, and nearly tripped as my foot caught a zombie that I had already brought down. I stumbled with my feet but managed to catch myself, right as a zombie came up to me. I stuck my right hand out and grabbed it by the base of it's chin and pushed up, then I stabbed into the softer flesh under the jaw and into the brain. It relaxed slightly and I pulled Luna out and pushed it back into two more zombies. "And the walking dead makes it look easy." I remark.

A hissing noise at my back alerts me, I duck forward and roll right as a wave of air slashes behind me. Coming around in a crouch I see Velox standing, looking down at me with hatred as claws the size of steak knives stuck out.

"What is easy?" Samh teased. I looked at him from the corner of my eye, and nearly dropped Luna in surprise. Standing behind them was Velox duo, but, then what the hell?

I turn back to face the Velox in front of me, and got backhanded. I flew a few feet up into the air and into a group of zombies. Samh and Hallow cackle aloud as I scramble to my feet, my mind going to the sticky bomb and hoping that it wasn't broken. I step away from the knocked down zombies and circle Velox to where I could have it and the twins in sight. "What kind of magic trick is this?" I yell at them.

"Oh, no magic hybrid." The goat head of Velox says, its voice dry and toneless. "It is simply the power of my family. I am Velox Duo, half brother to Geryon the timesteed, another creation of demonic abilities through a human's experiment."

Wait, a chimera? And a created, wait, steed means horse right? "So what, you're an alchemy experiment then?"

The Velox behind the twins growled deeply. "Watch your tongue boy, before I have the idea of giving you a swift death pulled from my mind."

"I take it you have a grudge against humans then?" The Velox in front of me growled and hissed, then tried to hit me again. I ducked him and slashed at it's outstretched limb, only to cut air. I am getting sick and tired of these guys just disappearing out of nowhere.

I looked at the twins and noticed I was only about 15 feet away from them, good. I reached into my backpack and wrapped my hands around the metal pipe I knew was thermate. I pulled it out as I slid my thumb and forefinger of the hand holding Luna into my pocket and pulled out the zippo. A zombie approached me from the side, causing me to step back some and into a tree. I kicked at the zombie and hit it in the chest, pushing it back and making it stumble and fall. I stepped forward again and opened the lid to the zippo and put the fuse over the lighter part. Flicking the striker, a flame instantly ignited, and a second later, the fuse caught alight. A brilliant white light emitted from the fuse, I arched it back and then threw it, only to see nothing fly through the air in front of me. I looked at my hand and saw nothing, then heard something hiss.

Spinning around, I saw Velox standing behind me, with the bomb clamped between the goats teeth. "Oh shit." I say as I see the fuse get closer and closer to the end cap where it was stuck in. I backpedal away from it right as the fuse started to go in, I then full out turn and run as I see it disappear. I make it thirty feet away before I turn around and look at Velox, and no explosion. DAMNIT! I should have known that it was going to take more than a freaking magnesium fuse to light the damn thermate, sorry Kerry, looks like I didn't meet your expectations.

"AHH, did your little toy not work?" Hallow ask mockingly. Samh snickers and Velox does a deep throated chuckle, both of them. I watch as the Velox in front of me start to gnaw on the bomb, then it's eyes go wide.

Suddenly, it's jaw explode, a red and orange substance that looks like lava spilling out of it's open maw and onto the ground below. It's throat looks as if it's on fire inside, the flames licking everything and scorching all the flesh inside. The Velox behind the twins roars aloud in pain. I look over at it to see it throw itself down on the ground, its lower jaw missing as well, along with its throat to be open and burning. The snake tail was moving rapidly back and forth, hissing in pain.

I turn back to the Velox standing in front of me, and see it to disappear. I look back at the other Velox and see it still there, the flames in it's throat growing stronger and hotter as it spread. Wait, Velox has the same root word of velocity. Damn it, why didn't I take latin, oh wait, my school doesn't offer it. Velocity is the rate of speed, and if I'm right then Velox is related to velocity, so I'd say the name means speed, or something to do with speed. And duo means two, so that means. "I got it." I declare aloud.

"And what would that be?" Hallow hisses at me venomously.

"His power, it's speed. His name roughly means quick or swift or fast two. That means that he's moving quick enough to create another physical body while seeming to stay still." I slowly reach my hand into my backpack.

Samh growls low, and then he's standing next to me. "Smart observation." He then grabs me by the front of my shirt, the other hand goes to my wrist that was reaching for my backpack. "You know, I think I underestimated you." He then throws me to the side. I hit a tree on my left side and gasp as the air rushes out of my lungs. "it would seem that your toys are a little more effective than I first thought."

I coughed as the air came back to me and staggered to my feet. "And here I thought we would be friends."

Hallow is soon standing by Samh, smiling cruelly. "Oh, I may not go that far in saying that, but acquaintances maybe, servant and master, most definitely." She then kicks me in my left side and sends me flying. I cradle my backpack in my chest as I my back hits the ground, I roll over and over till I finally stop, my glasses had flown off my face during the process of flying, so now I'm blind.

"It's time the kid gloves come off sister." Samh says, then I hear a hum of power.

"Indeed brother." She says. I look over at them to see their fuzzy forms, then suddenly a bunch of floating black and orange shapes float around them. Hallow waves her hand and one of the shapes flies through the air, and into my shoulder.

I let out a cry of pain as my left shoulder goes taught and then slack. The pain was like sharp needles all bundled up together and pushed slowly into my skin, and to add onto it, the needles are on fire. I grip the form with my right hand and instantly it starts to burn, I shout in pain but grip it tighter, I hear my skin start to fry and the smell of burnt flesh wafts to my nose. I slowly pull out the shape and toss it to the ground, then I press my right hand to my shoulder. I tried to move my fingers but got little respond from it, but I was still gripping Luna, that was a plus.

"What… the hell.. was that?" I ask them in between breaths.

"Our father was Lucifer." Hallow replies.

'Lucifer? Damn it all, this is going to be much harder than I thought.' "Wait, as in Lucifer, the fallen angel that was supposed to be the most beautiful one of them all?"

Samh rolls his eyes. "That's just a few over exaggerated stories, I think, we're not old enough to actually know, but basically yes."

'Velox is starting to heal, you need to get over to him and finish him off before he can move.' And how do you suppose I do that? 'the stun grenade, or whatever the hell it is, use it and get to Velox.' Why? 'Because he has already vowed that he will give us his soul, thus giving us his power. With his ability it will make taking these two on a lot easier.' Well, it's a good idea in theory, but A) I can't see shit without my glasses, and B) the stun grenade is more like a brilliant flare, I would be blind.

'Then close your damn eyes and let me guide you!'

"Get ready hybrid." Samh says.

Screw it, I quickly reach into my bag and pull out the cylinder with my right hand. I get to my feet and pull out the stopper that separate's the plunger and cylinder. "Bite me." I tell him, then slam the plunger against my thigh and then throw it on the ground. It rolls forward and under Samh as he leaps into the air, then a loud bang and a bright flash starts.

I close my eyes and turn my head but the light still burns my eyelids. 'Run to your right, NOW!' I do what it says and start to run, quickly stumbling but righting myself. 'Switch Luna to your right hand.' I fumble with her, but manage to do it. 'He's directly in front of you, six more steps, stab upward into his heart, one, TWO, THREE!' I step forward, bend down to where I'm kneeling on one knee, and twist and bring up Luna. I feel my right shoulder hit something solid and lined with matted fur as Luna effortlessly slides into the mass. A low growl comes from Velox, it grumbling low in it's throat. I twist Luna, causing a soft wheezing, then I slash outward, taking out the rest of it's chest as it clears the way.

"VELOX!" the twins scream as a wave of power explodes from the demon. I get blow backwards and onto my ass.

I open my eyes to see the chimera standing before me, it's mouth regenerated fully, a silver glow emitting from it's body. Velox looks down at me with its goat head, the eyes are no longer red and black, but blue and green. "I suppose I owe you something for your feat then. Take my soul hybrid, and use the powers it grants you to save yourself."

'Stick your hand out.' My inner demon instructs, I do exactly that and Velox looses shape.

"NO!" the twin shout in unison as Velox becomes a sphere of light and then attaches itself to my outstretched palm.

The second it collides with my hand, a rush of cold washes over my body, and my left arm feels lighter and less painful. The shine of a silver light wraps around my arm and spreads, it crawls up my arm and soon is around my body. I feel better, more energized, and ready to go a few more rounds. "Feels great doesn't it?" Someone asks me.

Startled, I turn and see a hand in front of my face with my glasses in their hand. I quickly snatch them up and roll away then put them on. I blink and stare in stupidity… at myself. No wait, it wasn't entirely myself, the hair was all white, he was a few inches taller, and his eyes glowed amber.

"Who the hell are you?" Samh growls, then sends a spike at him. My inner demon dodges it effortlessly, he catches it as it passes by his head and throws it back at Samh, but only lands at his feet.

I notice that my inner demon's hands were clawed and darkened with black fingernails. "I'm his better half, but since inner demon is too long of a title, Dee will work perfectly, inner demon combined."

"How the hell can you be out here?" Hallow demands.

Dee smirks and gives me a hand, I ignore it and get to my own feet. "That is a good question." I tell him. "And why are you taller?" I ask angrily. I was 5'5 as it is, he was at most 5'8.

Dee smirks again. "To answer the first question, you can thank Velox for that little ability. His soul allowed us to create a separate body while moving at extreme speeds. But since Joss doesn't exactly have experience separating his mind to control two bodies at once, I took over his second one. And for the second one," he turns to me and shrugs. "Why not personalize it, don't I deserve some sort of reward for all the hard work I put in to helping you?"

"The only hard work you did was guide me to a wounded demon, big whoop." I snap.

He waves his hand dismissively and turns to the twins. "You're splitting hairs Josslyn, now shouldn't we both be more concerned with the problems at hand?" he says my full name mockingly.

"Shut up." I throw back.

"How bout you both shut the hell up." Hallow says, then jumps at us, a cluster of spikes forming around her. Dee and I jump apart and to the side as the spikes fly at us, they hit a tree and it explodes into bits.

"Just because you have a new power," Samh continues, then grabs ahold of two spikes and then throws them at me. "doesn't mean jack shit."

I jump back away from the spike as it was about to hit the ground, then it breaks apart and sends flechettes at. I shout in surprise and bring up my arms to cover my face, but get pulled backwards by the scruff of my shirt.

I land on my back right as the flechettes fly over, I look upward slightly to see Dee crouching down above me. "You know, I did say that you can now move at extreme speeds." He then grabs ahold of Zeus and tugs on it slightly, it gives and he then wraps it around his wrist twice. "I'll take this for now, makes it even for the two of us at least."

"What-" a spike flies at us and we lean back to avoid it.

"Both of you, shut the fuck up." Samh says.

"Agreed." Hallow adds, then jumps into a flying kick, aiming for Dee.

Dee smirks and sidesteps Hallow and ducks as she wields on of her spikes as a sword. "Oh, someone's a bit testy."

"Shut up!" Samh roars, then launches at me, spikes in both hands, and they looked barbed.

"You just have to rile them up." I complain as I roll to the left and dodge the slicing spike. He lands on his feet and spins around, trying to slice at me. I pull up Luna and block him, then lash out with my foot. For some reason I couldn't move my foot all that quickly enough, I felt slightly sluggish, and I was near cloud nine a few seconds ago.

Samh steps back and then steps forward and slashes at me again. "You'll have to do better than that." He sneers as his spike connects with Luna's blade again, then he tries to stab me with the other one. "Take a look at your inner demon for a second, you have my word I won't hurt you till you look back into my eyes."

"Like I'm supposed to trust you." I retort as I twist to dodge his spike and push back against him with Luna. Sparks fly off as they scrape together.

"Do you not understand the meaning of giving someone your word?" he ask, then shakes his head. "It means that I have to live up to or I actually lose face, though I have very little to lose as it is, but I would be compromising myself enough to actually physically hurt. So, my word that I will not hurt you till you look back into my eyes and five seconds after that."

"Why the five seconds." I ask, feeling him relax slightly, I keep where I'm at and try not to move that much, though the whole twisty turvy position is a killer on my spine.

He shrugs. "Why not?" I really couldn't say anything to that one.

"Fine, five seconds after." I agree, then turn my head to the side to see Dee and Hallow dodging and ducking each other's blows. Hallow tried to stab him in the gut, but Dee backpedaled backwards. She threw a spike as if it was a spear at him, it got a little more than midway to his face before it exploded into little fletchette's. The fletchette's fly to his face and is mere centimeter's away from piercing his skin, except he's gone the second they seem to touch him. He reappears behind Hallow and attempts to swipe at her with his claws, but she ducks and kicks backwards and hits his knee.

I feel an intense pain in my knee and I nearly double over, Samh starts to laugh. I feel heavy as the pain in my knee instensifies more as Dee hobbles backwards away from her.

"You feel that don't you? The heaviness of your body and the intensity of the pain? Well, that's what happened to Velox every time he used his ability and moved quickly or received damage. The original receives twice the damage and his stamina wither's away." I curse and slide my left hand into my backpack, but the spike pokes me in the crook of my elbow, not painfully, just letting me know it's there. "Now, now, that's not nice to ignore me. Wait, do you have a few more toys in that little bag of yours."

If I respond with a snide remark, he'll know that's he right, if I don't reply at all, the same outcome, what the hell am I going to do? Wait a minute. "Screw you." I tell him bitingly.

He smirks, but I look at his mouth and not his eyes. He lets go of the spike, it floats in midair but starts to push my left arm away, another one appears behind me, I feel it as it points into my neck. "Now, that's not really nice, you need to share you toys with your friends, after all, we are friends right?" he ask snarky as he reaches forward and to my backpack. I try to turn away, but another spike appears at my right side and sticks me slightly, forcing me to turn towards him.

His hand disappears into my backpack and starts to rummage around it in. "Asshole," I hiss. "Get the hell out of my stuff!"

He smirks, then smiles as he grasps something. "Oh, now what do we have here?" he ask, then pulls his hand back. He holds the box with the sticky bomb in it, he shakes it a little. "Is this your last little toy? Oh, I wonder how much faith you put in it?" he ask.

I growl at him and push against Luna, I start to look into his eyes. "GIVE IT BACK!" I demanded.

"That much huh?" he ask smugly. "Well then, one." He drops the cube onto the ground. "Two." He puts his foot down on the cube. "Three." He then quickly presses down on the cube, the cracking sound of glass resounds, then it breaks under the weight. "Four." He grinds his boot into the crushed cube, smearing everything on the ground, and hopefully the adhesive and mixture. "Five." He says, then stabs me in the stomach with a spike.

I cough and roll away backwards, impaling myself on a few more spikes. He ground his boot at four, then said five so. "Go back to HELL!" I shout aloud, then hear a enormous boom, and Samh's cries of pain.

"SAMH!" Hallow cries aloud, then shrieks in pain.

I struggle to my feet and cough into my hand, I look at it to find blood there. I look down at myself to see a spike sticking out of my gut, another poking through my side, and look over at my shoulder to see another sticking out of it, my left one once again. How wonderful. I couch again and wave away the smoke, then smile at the sight in front of me.

Samh was lying on his back, looking up at the sky in shock and pain. The lower half of both his legs were missing, his right leg gone all the way up to his knee, and still on fire. His left leg was gone up to his mid shin, but bone stuck out of it jaggedly, there was more flesh missing than anything else. He huffs in a breath, and shudders. "Wh….wha…what?"

I stumble towards him and smirk down. "That 'toy' that you stomped on, it was my friend's special little bomb. I figured that you'd try and grind into my face any sort of little pain you could fine. The second you broke that cube, you activated the bomb, when you ground your boot into it, you put the icing on the cake."

He looks at me and a hint of understanding dances across his face, followed by fear. "Y…you used me, you manipulated me." He whispers.

I nod my head, then place my left hand on the spike in my stomach, then start to pull it out. "It," I grunt as the spike stops as I pull it. "Was actually." I gasp in pain as I yank on the spike again, and it comes free. "Easy. No matter how… mature you are." I grip the spike in my side and pull it out quickly, then gasp in pain as it clears my wound, I hope this isn't much of a bad idea as medics say. "You still have that urge to rub it into people's faces that your better than them. I just used that urge against you." I reach over my shoulder with my right hand after exchanging Luna, and pull it out. It didn't hurt as much as the other two, but damn, it still hurt.

Samh chuckles and tries to push himself up with his hands. "I really… did underestimate you." He says through gasp of air. "I never have felt this human before, so… weak. So…. Painful to breath."

I point Luna at his face at smile. "Welcome to my world, I've been weak for well over 18 years, besides, you have to learn this lesson at one point."

He sneers at me. "Yes, I suppose I have to. Such a painful lesson to learn." He then waves his hand, I throw myself at him, Luna raised high. I land on top of him and bring Luna down as I see spikes start to form in the air. His eyes widen slightly as Luna slides in between his ribs, I feel the blade cut into his heart, and nick his spine.

"Sorry buddy," I tell him solemnly. "But I like to live."

His eye's start to constrict as he looks up at me, then coughs up blood and tires to chuckle. "Well." He coughs again. "Looks like i." he smiles and coughs up more blood. "Lost this round." He closes his eyes slowly and starts to grow lax. "Guess I have to live up to my end of the bargain." He whispers quietly.

Hallow roars, and I feel something hit my back, then disappear. A metallic clink sounds as it hits the ground. 'Sorry, but you're on your own from here.' Dee says. I lay down Samh and quickly pull out Luna, he gasps in pain. I quickly spin of my feet and see Hallow limping towards me, spikes appearing around her as she stumbles. What do I do? 'Throw Luna and put her out of her misery.' I can't throw a knife worth shit. 'Trust me, just do it and end this.'

"Sorry." I say through gritted teeth, then spin Luna around to where I'm griping the end of the blade, I rear back and then throw it. She spins once then straightens out and makes her way to Hallow, more specifically, her throat. I watch in wide eyed amazement as Hallow raises her head, and then Luna sink into her throat, right in the middle. Luna buries herself up to the handle, and I catch a glimpse of a bloody metal tip in the bloody moonlight.

She stumbles more and gurgles blood as her hands goes to Luna's handle, I see blood leak out slightly from the end of the handle that's connected with her throat. "Sssssaaaammmmhhhh." She whispers hoarsely, blood gurgling out of her open mouth. She grips Luna's handle with both hands and pulls, Luna slides out halfway, she gasp and a bubble of blood burst out, she pulls it once more and the blade clears completely. Her arms fall to her sides and she drops Luna to the ground, she stumbles forward more and then goes down to one knee.

I tried to say something, but nothing comes out. She tries to get back up again, but falls over. I step forward, then think about it slightly, then I jog to her side and lean down.

"Wh…what are…you doing… idiot?" she ask through bloody gasp, the slit in her throat was wide open and bleeding profusely.

I say nothing as I wrap my arm underneath hers and lift her up to her feet. I take a small step forward, she drags one foot but goes with it.

She chuckles, then leans her heads forward and a line of blood runs out. "I was trying to kill you idiot."

I shake my head and continue taking small steps. "Yeah, well, we're friends aren't we?" She laughs aloud, but starts to hack up blood. "How can you two still talk?"

"We," she winces in pain and stumbles. "made a deal didn't we, you win, you get us as weapons. Velox instantly became a power, but we," she coughs up more blood. "We have to be together to become weapons, so even since you and your demon dealt us death blows, we can still move and talk till then."

"Thanks for the info." I tell her, then stop as we reach Samh.

He opens his eyes slowly and smiles up at us. "Thank you." He whispers. I grunt in response and slowly kneel down.

Hallow releases her arm from around my shoulders and I twist as she goes down so she ends up laying on her side, looking at Samh. "Well brother, looks like we failed."

He turns his head to face her and smiles. "I think so sister."

I look at them a tear comes to my eye. "Maybe… maybe not." I tell them. They turn their heads slightly to face me. "If I want to finish this, or at least send a message out to don't fuck with me, I'm going to have to eventually kill Mundus, permanently."

They turn to each other and smile. "We'll help you." They say, then they lean forward and kiss each other. I look bewildered at them and shift my feet as a tear of blood rolls down they're cheeks, well, to each their own. A sudden light envelops them both and they lose shape, becoming two separate forms that elongated and curved around each other in a extended yin yang sort of way.

The light disappeared and left lying where they were, was two guns, well, at least I think they're guns. They looked like copies of each other, one was black and the other was orange, except there was also a big ass blade attached to the underbelly of each one. I leaned over and picked them up to get a good look at them. I recognized them as Winchester 1887 style lever action shotgun, except the barrel was cut down severely to where it was almost as long as the tubular magazine, about 18 inches. The buttstock was cut down to where it was just a handle. The lever looked like a set of brass knuckles with spikes on each finger loop, and it was attached to the handle. The big ass blade I mentioned before ran from the end of the receiver to about three inches out past the barrel and covered the bottom of the magazine tube. It was about three inches wide and was serrated along the entire blade edge. The blade attached to the black shotgun was orange with a black edge, and had Samhain written in orange cursive on the barrel. The orange shotgun had a similar blade except the edge was orange with a black main part, Hallow was written on the barrel in orange.

"Cool." I say with a wide smile. I swing them around in wide slow arc's, then bring up Samhain up to eye level and aim it at the blood moon. "This is AWESOME!" I yell aloud, then spun in a circle with them both stuck out turned on the side, Samhain turned clockwise and Hallow turned counterclockwise.

'Watch it!' I turned around quickly, holding Hallow out, and sliced into the chest of a zombie.

"What the hell? I thought they'd die when everyone else died." I shouted, then raised up Samhain to the zombie's head and pulled the trigger. It barely kicked as a flash erupted from the barrel end and took off the zombie's head completely.

'They say that zombie's are free when the creators are dead.' Dee tells me.

"And they would be Samhain, Hallow and Velox." I raise up Hallow and fire off at two more zombies that are about 10 feet away, half of their faces blast off.

'Yes, and they also say that this world is yours now.'

"Well, how generous of them." I remark, then walk forward with both Samhain and Hallow up and keep on firing off rounds, as more and more zombie's go down, my entire body starts to feel better, less heavy and a lot less sluggish. And the guns in my hands don't feel heavy at all, they feel light as air. "So what, do I just kill all these bastards and then go back to home?"

'Exactly.' I growl and drop two more zombies. I see about 12 more left, and they're all in one big cluster. 'They say to cock the guns.'

"What the hell for?"

'Just do it.'

"Fine." I growl. I loosen my grip on the guns, then snap my wrist. the lever snaps down on both of them, then I snap my wrist again and they come back. I raise up both of them and fire, and a wider flash of light, and six zombies all drop, their heads blown to bits. "Cool, buckshot." I smirk evilly at the zombies and fire again, and the rest drop. The world around me slowly peels upward towards the moon, and the familiar white walls of the living room is revealed. The remaining world retreats into the moon, and it fades away to show the ceiling fan.

I look around the room, allowing Samhain and Hallow to hang at my sides, Zeus is on the floor next to me.

'Quick, put him on now!' I decide not to argue against him, I step forward and bend down, then place Samhain on the floor and wrap Zeus around my neck and put Hallow on the floor and snap Zeus in place, then pick them back up. 'You don't need them right now, I suggest you put them up before someone senses you.' I shrug my shoulders and cross them both up and to Zeus, and soon I feel nothing.

"Crap, where's Luna?" I look around and find her next to the couch. "Oh crap, the couch." There was still holes in the cushion, and blood, a little but still. I take a step forward and tilt slightly to the side. "Crap, how long is it going to take me to heal?"

'Not long, take a shower and put some gauze on your wounds, they'll be bruises by Monday.' I shrug and kneel down and pick up Luna and put her up to Zeus, soon I don't' feel her at all. I feel a little bit wound up, like my muscles where sore.

I look at the couch and sigh aloud. "I'll take the shower after I fix the couch."

I feel a lift of something in my body, and soon I see Dee standing in front of me, looking down at the couch. "And how exactly are you going to do that?"

I quick an eyebrow but point my thumb over my shoulder to the garage. "Zeus ate everything as a puppy back when he was alive. Grandma made me sow up couch cushion covers to replace the ones he tore up, all I have to do is take the stuffing out of those cushions and put them in the others."

He waves a hand at me. "I'll do that, you go take a shower and eat something then go to bed. I'll disappear after you get the food, so get going."

"Uh, thanks."

He looks at me wryly. "We share the same body, but you get more pain than I do. If we're going to survive, we need to find a balance between all this shit."

I shrug my shoulders and head to my bedroom. Thirty minutes later I'm walking out of the bathroom freshly showered, and with some dry gauze tapped to my gut and side, my shoulder wound had scabbed over completely.

I found Dee at the table, eating a sandwich with another plate next to him. "Glad to see your still alive, took you long enough."

I roll my eyes and ease into the chair, and sigh in relief as I lean back into it. "How the hell are we going to live through this crap?"

He finishes his sandwich and throws the plate into the trashcan behind him. "Simple, we preserve, shoot the crap out of them, and build more bombs." He raises up and walks to the sink. "Also, we're going to use that world to train, the more we train as two separate beings, you learn twice as much in the end."

I groan aloud and bite into the sandwich. "You know how they talked about hunters right?"

He turned around and raised an eyebrow. "Yes, what of it?"

"Who do you think they are?"

He smirks at me. "Oh, you'll see them soon enough." He then disappears.

"Thanks." I say, then bang my head on the table. "My life sucks."

Alucardismaster: Well, I have to get to bed right now. so I'll just end this quickly. I know I went a little weird at some parts here, like towards the end, but ah well. Hope you leave a review or comment.