Ambear was not having a good day today and the clock wasn't helping her current situation, it's constant tick tock was driving her insane and she swore she was going to kill the next person to enter the her office with their stupid relationships problems; which were ridiculous by the way, she swore she had seen Mr Kaiba have 7 therapy sessions in the space of two days however, it wasn't just him though. She'd seen Yami and so many more multiple times for different relationships, she should have taken that job at the asylum, she was sure her sanity would be more intact at that job. Now to add to her stressful day, her coffee was cold and she had to file the reports of everyone, looking at the covers of their files just terrified her.
She reached over to grab the chocolate bar that sat to her left but in doing so she knocked her coffee and it spilt everywhere, now she REALLY wanted to kill someone! Just then the door to the office opened and in came someone she'd never seen before, he had white hair and big adorable brown eyes, even though she wanted to kill someone he was just too cute to kill and unlike everyone else actually looked sane, maybe one therapy session would be normal?
That was obviously too much to ask as a few seconds later in came the scariest looking insane person she'd ever seen, he probably would appear in her nightmares for at least a month.
"Hello, sorry we're late Melvin was trying to talk to someone who called me a fag" The cute one said, looking at the files in front of her his name was Ryou Bakura, "It's fine" Ambear smiled for once it wasn't fake "I think they're trying to wrestle Kayleigh into smart looking clothes for the inspector" the brown eyed boy chuckled lightly "Sounds like someone I know" Ambear looked at him with a knowing smile.
"You try to wrestle me out of blood covered clothes creampuff big difference" the scary looking guy said from behind Ryou, his name was apparently Melvin Ishtar, "I wouldn't put that past Kayleigh" Ambear joked causing her and Ryou to chuckle.
Just then the door opened and Ambear almost groaned in annoyance but stopped herself when she saw it was the inspector, coming to see the girls' progress. "Hello Mrs Varella" Ambear greeted with a fake smile, "I believe you can all go through now" On the way past her she heard Melvin say or more like "What's that figg face doing here, creampuff?" which resulted in a scold from Ryou.
*In the Therapy room"
"KAYLEIGH IF YOU TAKE THAT SHHIRT OFF ONE MORE TIME I WILL-"Alisha stopped her yelling mid-sentence noticing the arrival of the inspector and her patients, "Oh sorry please sit down" Alisha finally got a good look at the inspector and nearly died, Kayleigh hated this woman more than anything, so looks like we can add world war 3 to the list of messed up going in this room.
"Hey" Lexi greeted knowing if she wasn't polite to her Alisha would go hulk on her again and after that on the first day she wasn't too keen to see it again.
"Bitch" Kayleigh mumbled turning to her seat but upon realisation that it was occupied she nearly leapt and stabbed the woman, "That's mine" She growled looking like an angry dog. "Excuse me?" the bitch asked smiling as she could write some bad feedback in the file, "Please sit in my seat I mean it's not like it's mine or anything" Kayleigh grumbled sitting on the floor planning her death.
"Let's begin" Lexi said trying to killing the thick tension of the room, Kayleigh, Lexi and Alisha picked up their note pads and began the Therapy session.
"So, please explain what you believe the problem is, Ryou" Alisha started trying to bet a better review and not be kicked out of the job because of a grumpy Kayleigh and a bitch.
"Um…okay…Well we have a pretty good relationship. He's always sweet and loves me a lot and I love him too but he enjoys to kill people and I'm worried he will get caught and for his health" Ryou said blushing a bit, showing his shy personality, adding to the cuteness.
"Awwwww creampuff, I love you too and I won't get caught as I am Melvin Ishtar, remember Jaden?"
"No"
"Exactly" Melvin smirked, truly happy with his work, at his comment Kayleigh seemed to brighten up, "I saw that! Great job dude! The detail and precision you have with a knife is fantastic"
Everyone in the room except Melvin gave her a look like she just suggested they all had a 6 way or something, "Thanks binky boy" Melvin smirked even hardened and a few extra veins appeared on his face. "Couldn't do it without Mr Stabby" he reached in his cloak to get out a sharp knife, "I have a Mr Stabby too, look" Kayleigh said getting her bag and bring out a similar knife.
"KAYLEIGH!" Lexi and Alisha shouted in union, Alisha then took the knife and bag out of her hand, putting them in the safe until therapy was over.
Mrs Varella had seen enough and got up out of Kayleigh's chair to file the report but was stopped when Lexi stole the sheet to see what she had written. After a few seconds of scanning the sheet of paper she looked offended and passed to Alisha who looked pissed and ready to kill, however, Mrs Varella had already done a runner.
"Let me see" Kayleigh said snatching the sheet of paper and read it out loud "Lexi seemed like a stupid blonde air head who doesn't contribute much. Alisha is a boss controlling bad excuse for a therapist and Kayleigh is rude violent loud idiotic ad incapable of the job and the secretary looks useless"
"Can I kill her know?" Kayleigh asked hopeful and downright pissed only she was allowed to insult them! Plus no one insulted Ambear, not if Kayleigh could help it!
In answer all Kayleigh's conferscated weapons were handed to her, after getting them back she hugged them telling them how much she missed them. "Creampuff…I wanna go!" Melvin wined. Weighing up the situation Ryou sighed "Well, she was a big bitch and was rude to the nice secretary"
"Wooo Let's kill this bitch!" Kayligh yelled high fiving Melvin and off they ran…
(I am not going to describe the torture because I think I may go other board and describe it all too much so just remember some bad shit happened)
*Next Day*
Ambear, Lexi, Alisha and Kayleigh stood around the office desk admiring the front cover of the newspaper. "Is that the heart" Lexi asked pointing to the picture of Mrs Varella's dead body.
"Yeah I wish they took a better picture, if it was clearer you would see mine and Melvin's initials"
"I like that cutting it looks like a picture" Ambear commented still annoyed at yesterday's review of her. "It is, we wrote bitch in Enochain so everyone knows that she is a bitch" Kayleigh smirked remembering the screams of pain how they sooth her.
"I like how you burnt her!" Alisha commented really happy at what I did, "Oh if you love that you're going to love this" Kayleigh said typing 'Burn Motherfucker burn' into YouTube and clicking on a video.
It turned out to be a video of Melvin and Kayleigh burning Mrs Verella while 'Fire water burn' played in the background, as so they spent the whole day playing around on YouTube and even though the video got over 1 million hits no one police officer asked about it.