Alisha's day was not going too great, firstly some idiot screwed up all her fucking paperwork when sending it to Ambear, so now she had to wait for Ambear to sort it out before she could file her reports. Then to add to her annoyance, she decided to go to lunch but they screwed her meal making her wait an extra half an hour only to tell her they were out of streak. Her patience was wearing thin now as she stood in McDonalds eating her chicken nuggets.
Looking at the time on her phone she growled, knowing it was time to put up with some idiots problems and put up with the two retards she worked with. With a sigh she ate the last nuggets and walked to the hell on earth called work starring hells best, Lexi and Kayleigh.
As she walked through the office she noticed Ambear was not at the computer and faint giggling coming from the therapy room. Curious, she opened the door to find Lexi doing a hand stand on a stack of Alisha's book whilst Ambear held orange juice to her lips whilst Lexi attempted to drink it. The key to this whole sentence was attempted and now Orange juice was all over the cream carpets, just then she notice Kayleigh rolling around on the floor like a turtle when they fall on their shells. Now, Alisha's head was pounding and she was NOT happy at all.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Alisha yelled causing Lexi to laugh resulting in the whole can of Orange juice on the floor, just then Kayleigh finally rolled onto her stomach and smiled un-phased by my yelling.
"I'M A TURTLE!" she yelled proud of herself, and in response Alisha slapped her on the head. Alisha suddenly noticed that she was covered in tomato sauce and pasta, it was also over the floor; soon Alisha would rip her hair out at these stupid goddamn idiots.
"WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN PASTA?!" Alisha yelled again, frustrated.
"Ambear and Lexi tried to feed me pasta by throwing it into my mouth"
"Fucking idiot"
"You two!" Alisha yelled at Ambear and Lexi now, "What the fuck are you doing?"
"Drinking Orange juice" Lexi offered unsure of what Alisha was going to do, but instead of hitting her and Ambear like she did Kayleigh she just growled and barked out orders.
"Kayleigh, Lexi go clean up in the toilets! Ambear go finish sorting those reports and call a carpet cleaner, NOW!"
Without further discussion all three girls left, heads slightly bowed, most would think it was an apology but Alisha knew them and this was them hiding their smirks.
Meanwhile, in the toilets
"Alisha needs to calm down" Lexi complained trying to rub the orange juice stain on her T-shirt. She looked over to Kayleigh who had the smirk on her face, meaning she had a great idea.
"I borrowed my dad's special Vodka maybe it might accidently fall into her drink" Kayleigh suggested looking like a complete psycho; which she was.
Lexi surprisingly matched that smile and agreed with Kayleigh, both smirks stayed until they were mostly clean.
Back in the Therapy room
"We're sorry, drink this as an apology!" Lexi said handing Alisha some water, to which she gladly accepted. It tasted a little weird but that was the least of her problems at the moment, just then in came the next patients, sighing she drowned the drink and sat in her seat, inviting the patients to sit down.
"So Yugi and Pegasus" Alisha began to feel weird but pushed that aside, "What seems to be the problem?"
"Oh I know!" Kayleigh yelled smiling "He's dating like 100 year old man" For some reason Alisha found this comment quite amusing even though she knew it wasn't funny and usually that resulted in a slap.
"I am twenty four I'll have you know" Pegasus said annoyed at our comment.
"Really?!" Everyone exclaimed including Yugi.
Lexi and Kayleigh began to poke his face "Nah you look 100 still, but you do look fabulous!" Lexi replied continuing the poking.
"So he's a Pedo!" Alisha half yelled making Lexi and Kayleigh laugh.
"Dude your dating a Pedo" Kayleigh said turning to Yugi who was giving us a weird stare.
Once Kayleigh and Lexi sat down they felt Alisha come up behind let and rest her arms over them, Oh, how I love daddy's special Vodka Kayleigh thought.
"You know I love you guys so much! I love lots of things, like monkeys their so cool! We should steal a monkey!"
"HELLS YEAH" Lexi and Kayleigh replied in sync, Pegasus decided to but in though "I don't think that's a good idea"
"Shut up old man go perv on kids or something" Kayleigh replied liking fun Alisha.
"What about out therapy session?" Yugi asked confused as to what was happening, Alisha was meant to be the responsible one.
Kayleigh got up and wrote on two bits of paper, the one she handed Pegasus was the number to the sex offenders list and the one Yugi received was to a place where they helped children who had been raped by paedophiles.
With that Alisha, Lexi and Kayleigh ran out the office to the nearest Zoo.
The next day
The next morning Alisha woke up in the Therapy room with a monkey, the Orange juice and Pasta stains still there. Her head hurt like a bitch and there were only two people that came to mind.
Across the city Lexi and Kayleigh lay in their beds until the screaming of Alisha woke them up, God they were in shit and with that they both made a split second decision to visit their family for a few days just to be on the safe side, hopefully Alisha wouldn't return the monkey to the Zoo whilst they were gone.