Sorry I haven't updated in ages I'm really sorry don't hate me xxx
Amber tapped at her desk and huffed out pure are, sitting across from her was the rather nice man who was called Joey; she thought he was nice and sweet as so far he had not threatened to kill or fire her, unlike most of her friend crazy ass patents, unfortunately next to him was Kaiba.
Wow could that man annoy her, and not many people did.
She looked up at Joey who caught her eye and grinned and winked at her making her cover her giggle with her hand.
This just made Kaiba fold his arms and look to the side giving a growl she could hear from the other side of the hall way.
She looked at the blonde and mouthed "jealousy much"
He rolled his eyes "you have no idea" he mouthed back making her hide another laugh as her phone bussed
"Hello . . . ." she looked at the two from over her pc "yea they are here . . . . . of course . . . . Yes? Okay" she put the phone down and looked at the two "they will see you know"
Joey said thank you as he passed her while Kaiba just grumbled.
As normal kaylee sat on her chair to the left as Alisha sat on the other white leather one in the middle, Lexi sat on her bean bag doing a colouring page
"Take a seat" Alisha smiled at the two
Joey sat and pulled, with more force than needed on his boyfriend's hand to make him sit down.
Lexi looked up at the two "here I drew you a picture"
Joey took the crayoned picture and giggled, Joey looked fine and like he normally did, unfortunately for Kaiba the way the girl had drawn his trench coat made him look like Cinderella in a dress
Lexi smiled and added salt to the wound "I like your dress, I think it's pretty" she giggled
Joey held Kaiba's hand still smiling but dug his nails in to his palm to keep him in place.
The brunet mumbled his thanks then Lexi gave Alisha a 'I told you so' look making said roll her eyes and clear her throat "so do you want to know why you are here"
Kaiba snorted "what now, abandonment? Jealousy? Furry?" he gestured to joey making him growl
Kaylee shook her head "no not quite, that's tomorrow, today it has been called to our attention about your hatred of stairs"
Lexi nodded "to pin point your anger we have divided it up into categories. Child hood tremor, reasonability of Mokuba from a young age, work load and stairs"
"I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FUCKING STARIS"
Kaylee scowled at him "DON'T FUCKING SWERE IT FUCKS ME OFF YOU GOT THAT WHORE BISQUTET. GOD" she then looks at joey "rudeness these day"
He shrugged "no one's go any class d'ats for sure"
Alisha shook her head "we have had complaint about you and stairs"
"Look you have no-" Kaiba started
Alisha cut him off "Lexi read the complaint"
The younger girl cleared her throat "OH MI GOD so many stairs, I'd like to find whoever invented the stairs and push him down THESE stairs , just to show him how stupid stairs are, then his legs will be broken and he no longer will be able to climb the stairs anymore. It will be ironic then his wife will leave him and go with the man who invented the elevator for everyone knows that elevators are much sexier than stairs. AND OH MI GOD IM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING ATHE TOP YER- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS"
"THAT'S TAKEN OUT OF CONTEX"
Joey smiled sadly "that's taken out of your mouth"
Kaylee looked at Lexi and texted her 'that's not the only thing that has been in his mouth today '
Lexi blinked at the phoned and typed back 'eh?'
Kaylee sighed 'never mind, god we need to give you some sex ED'
'OHHH . . . .EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW '
Alisha grabbed the phones out of their hands "MORONS"
Kaiba looked at joey "look joey, I'll go to therapy, I can pay for good ones just PLEASE please let's stop going here"
Joey shook his head "they're the only ones who will take you on"
Kaiba gave an animalistic growl.
Lexi sighed "maybe stairs traumatised him in another life"
Kaylee nodded "that's possible"
"THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE" Kaiba yelled "LOGIC, AND SCIENECE GO AGENST IT"
Lexi sighed "look dude your boy toy over there is best friends with a guy that use to share a body-"
"-and now fucks" kaylee added
Lexi nodded "- and now fucks a past Egyptian Pharaoh"
Joey laughed a bit as Alisha rolled her eyes and tried to add some normality to the situation "weellll that's about it for today's session, tomorrow we will try again and have an intervention"
"ABOUT WHAT" Kaiba growled
Lexi sighed and took his hand whilst her blue hyper eyes looked in to his blue raging ones "about how the people whose lives you are hurting with your hatred of stairs, you have a problem Kaiba"
Joey smiled "and there the answer"
"GOD HELP ME" Kaiba yelled and walked out whilst he knocked ambers papers of her desk
The rest walked out and over looked the damage.
The sectary looked at them "well that was rude"
Alisha just sighed "I want to move offices" she then left behind the doors of the office
Lexi smiled "I'm going on lunch break Alisha want anything"
"Go kill yourself" sounded from the other side
"kaylee?" she asked
"coffee"
"kay, amber?"
"polo's and water please, I'll get something later"
Joey linked his arms with the blonde "you paying" she nodded "then I'm coming" the two walked in to the lift
Kaylee looked at amber "isn't his boyfriend a milliner"
Amber nodded "a millionaire that hates stairs"
