Chapter 31
"Can't I see what?!"
"You keep complaining about Tanya! But as you can see Tanya's not the girl I have in my arms and if you ever let me finish the story everyone and that includes Bella, would have found out that during all that summer Tanya helped me get to Bella's heart!"
"Oh." Was the only thing Alice could say in response.
"Yes. Oh! Is there anything else you want to add?"
But Alice didn't get to answer, because Bella chose that moment to push Edward away from her and hit him in the chest. "Seriously Edward? Fuck!"
"Hey. Hey. Calm down!" Edward tried to stop her, but she was randomly throwing punches at him.
"You can't just say that! And wow! I did not expect your little speech to take this way! Be a little more sensitive about it you jerk!"
:D