Chapter 2: Lord's Fuckin' Name!

Teagan's head had barely touched her pillow when her cell phone began to ring. She groaned and reached out for it.

"Teagan speakin'" she mumbled

"Oh, isn't dat a voice to turn ya frown upside down?" she sat up straight as the Irish brogue reached her ears.

"Connor?" she questioned, running her hands through her hair

"Ya are correct, lass" Connor beamed on the other end of the phone.

"How did you get my number?" she questioned

"Sounds like she don't want us speakin' ta her, Murph" Connor called over his shoulder to his brother.

"Oh isn't dat a shame?" Murphy's voice joined the conversation. Teagan chuckled, flicking on her bedside lamp. "Yer lovely friend Mindy slipped it ta us when we left da bar"

"Mindy…" Teagan growled under her breath and the brothers chuckled.

"So, seein' as ya were very rude and didn't say goodbye ta us, we tink you owe us a favour" Connor teased and Teagan rolled her eyes. A knock sounded at her front door and she rolled out of bed, dressed only in an oversized Bruins football tshirt, which came down to her knees, her panties, and some socks.

"As intrigued as I am, I got somebody knockin' at me door, probably neighbours, can I call ye back?" Teagan padded through her apartment, reaching for her keys from the dining table.

"Nah, just stay wit us on the line love" Murphy's voice ordered "And don't keep em waitin' at da door, it's rude"

"I'm not, I'm trying to unlock the goddamn door" she growled, resting the phone on her shoulder and fiddling with her keys. She unlocked the door and swung it open, only to squeak when she saw the brother's standing there, the phone clasped between them and grins plastered on both of their beautiful faces.

"Lord's fuckin' name!" they teased and they looked her up and down.

"Pictured ye for a nightie type a lass" Connor smirked "But, to be honest, dis is way sexier"

"Aye" agreed Murphy. She threw her cell phone aside and stood in the doorway, her hands on her hips.

"What de hell are ya doin' here? It's like…3am!" she cried, pulling them both into the apartment when she noticed a door opening along the hallway. She shut her door behind her and turned around to look at the boys, who stood next to her table, looking around the apartment. "well?"

"Oh charmin'!" Connor folded his arms, and his brother mirrored him "We come all da way across town to pay ye a visit…"

"Not forgettin' it's fuckin' snowin out der!" interjected Murph, shaking the flakes out of his hair to make a point. She rolled her eyes.

"Okay, okay, fine…sit down, I'll get you someting warm ta drink" she sighed, as the boys grinned at her, peeling off their matching black pea coats and settling down on the couch. She rolled her eyes, chuckling to herself as they flicked on the tv, their feet up on the coffee table, and she went inot the kitchen. She made them cups of hot cocoa, stretching upwards to reach the jar of mini marshmallows ontop of the cupboards.

"Need a hand, love?" Murphy's voice made her squeak and turn around, clutching her chest.

"Jesus, Murph!" she breathed as he chuckled "Yes, please"

"As you wish, lass" he smirked at her before standing next to her, their chests pressed together as he reached up with ease and pulled the marshmallows down. He handed them to her, and she could feel herself blushing again as he looked down at her, their faces inches from each other's.

"Oi!" Connor shouted from the kitchen doorway, making them jump apart. He was standing there with his arms folded, scowling at his brother.

"Oh..um..marshmallows, Connor?" she stammered, offering the jar to him.

"No, ta, lass, but have ya got any…" his eyes locked on hers "Whipped cream?"

Murphy rolled his eyes at his brother, but Teagan didn't notice, as she was too busy ignoring the heat that spread over her as she nodded weakly.

"Fridge" she mumbled, pointing towards it, and Connor grinned back, reaching into the fridge and grabbing the can. "Murph, you want some too?"

"Aye lass" he smirked back, licking his lips a little. She wet her own lips slightly, before taking the tin from Connor and squirting the dairy goodness on top of all three mugs, topping hers and Murphy's with marshmallows. Murphy smacked his brother around the back of the head as he left the kitchen with his mug. "Fuckin' eejit"

"Fuck off" Connor retorted as he followed his brother back to the couch. Teagan sat in the armchair opposite them, resting her legs on the arm.

"So come on den" she sipped her drink carefully "Why did you boys feel it was okay to turn up at my apartment at this ungodly hour?"

The boys stared at her,speechless. "What?" she asked uneasily.

"You got uh..little bit…just der" Connor stammered, gesturing to the corner of his top lip. T frowned, darting her tongue out to catch the small blob of cream.

"Gone?"

"Uh..no" breathed Murphy, both boys unable to tear their eyes away from her as she ran her tongue along her top lip. "Gone.."

"Really, lads?" she laughed at their typical male weakness as they both flushed a little.

"Shut it" Connor teased, coming back to his normal self "In answer to your earlier question, lass, we are here because der's been some funny business around here recently, an' we thought we'd check up on ya is all"

"Out of the goodness of our hearts" Murphy placed a hand on his chest and smirked at her. She giggled and rolled her eyes.

"Dat's all?"

"Dat's all, lass" they answered in unison. Once their mugs were empty, she stood up and stretched, the boys ogling her jersey riding higher up her legs.

"Alright den, if dat's all, I'll be getting' ta sleep now once you fellers are gone"

"Gone? Yer chuckin' us out?" Murphy protested

"Yep" she smiled "You said all you was doing was checkin' up on poor little me, so ya've done dat, got some cocoa outta it, now off ya go"

"But its 4 in da mornin'!" Connor pouted

"And I don't have anywhere for ya both ta sleep, dat couch barely hold the two of ya now" she gestured towards them and they looked at each other for a second, before looking back at her. "Oh no. No way. Get dat outta yer filthy heads right now!"

"Oh come on lass, we'll behave!"

"Yeah, Teagan, please? It's dark, and cold, and late…" it was Murphy's turn to pout now, as she stood up her arms folded as she frowned at the twins. She exhaled through her nose before throwing her hands up in surrender.

"Ugh, fine! But you keep yer hands to yerselves, odderwise I can gurantee you'll be barred from me da's pub fer life!" she pointed at the two of them, who crossed their hearts and grinned at her, before removing their boots. Teagan shook her head as she walked back into her bedroom, what the hell am I thinking? I barely know these two and I'm lettin' em sleep in my bed!, she thought to herself as she flopped down on the mattress. She turned the lamp off and a few minutes later she heard the door shut, the shuffling and unzipping of clothes, and then weight on either side of her. And two pairs of freezing cold feet on her legs. She screamed, kicking out at the pair of them, as they giggled in the dark. "Keep dat shit up and you'll be goin' home!" she grumbled as she laid back down. She then felt soft lips on both of her cheeks.

"Sorry, lass" two voices whispered in the darkness and she rolled her eyes, smiling to herself.

She woke up the next morning to find both boys were gone, and she also found herself a little disappointed. She yawned and stretched, rolling out of bed and walking out of her room.

"Jesus Christ!" she gasped, clutching her chest once again as she spotted the brothers sitting at her dining room table, both fully dressed, and both grinning widely at her.

"Lord's name" they both said together and she nodded, drawing a cross on herself.

"Must ye always scare me like dat?" she breathed, folding her arms below her breasts and looking at the twins.

"Don' ya like suprises,lass?" Murphy grinned

"Not de ones that make me shit me pants, no" she sighed, running a hand through her hair.

"Noted" Connor chuckled, lacing up his boot.

"Off then?" she asked, and the boys nodded

"Aye, work" sighed Murphy and Teagan felt her stomach drop a little, as much as they annoyed her, she didn't want them to go.

"Where do you guys work?" she asked, sitting opposite them at the table

"Meat packin' plant" grimaced Connor and Teagan snorted

"Glamorous" she giggled

"Aye" Murphy laughed back, as the twins stood up "We'll be back around two"

"Back?" Teagan raised an eyebrow at them both

"Aye, we're bein' gentlemen and takin' ya out ta lunch" Connor smirked, obviously proud of himself. Teagan sat back in her chair, her arms still crossed and her eyebrow still raised.

"Oh, are ya now?" she smirked and the boys nodded "Like a date?"

The boys looked at each other and shrugged

"Dat alright with you, lass?" Connor asked

"A date…with both of you" she gestured between the pair

"Aye" they chorused

"At the same time"

"Aye"

Teagan got up out of her chair and followed them to the door, unlocking it for them, they stepped out into the hallway, both planting a kiss on her cheeks before walking off.

"But der's only one of me!" she called after them and Murphy turned around and winked at her.

"Dat's alrigh' we're good boys, we like ta share"

"Three's company and all dat" Connor gave her the same mischievous wink as they stepped in the elevator and the doors closed. Teagan stood in the middle of the hallway, still in just her Bruins tshirt, her mouth agape.

"Oh" was all she managed.

Oooooooooooooooo

By the time half past one came around, Teagan was showered and dressed, applying her make up in the bathroom mirror. She was dressed in black skinny jeans and a skin tight dark gray long sleeve tshirt, nothing fancy, nothing special, it was only lunch. Lunch with two sexy, flirty Irishmen. She sighed as she finished applying her liquid eyeliner, throwing her hair into a messy bun. She brushed her teeth and squirted herself with her favourite perfume, before heading back out into the lounge and tugging on her beloved Converse. She glanced out the window, seeing it was still snowing, and fished her scarf out from the hallway closet, setting it down next to her coat on the back of the couch. Dead on two o'clock, she heard the knocks of her door.

"It's open!" she called, not wanting to miss a second of the episode of Maury she was watching. Shit was getting intense. She heard the click of the door and the sound of two pairs of boots entering.

"Oh Jesus Christ" she heard Murphy mumble

"Lord's name!" both her and Connor said and Murphy rolled his eyes.

"Why you watchin' dat shit fer?" asked Connor, jumping over the back on her couch and landing next to her. A plop on her other side indicated that Murphy had done the same thing.

"Because it's good! Y'see he..cheated on her…with her twin sister…but she…cheated on him…with her sister's boyfriend, and now dey both got knocked up around the same time and nobody know who da baby daddies are!" Teagan explained quickly, and Murphy and Connor exchanged confused glances over her head. "I just wanna find out who's baby belongs ta who and then we can go"

The twins sighed, sitting back with their arms folded and watching the drama unfold on the small tv in front of them.

Ooooooooooooooo

"I cant fuckin' believe dat! So her sister had her boyfriends baby and den she had her boyfriend's baby?!" Connor gabbled as they walked along the frozen sidewalk, bracing themselves against the Boston chill.

"Pretty much" Teagan chuckled

"Un-fuckin'-believable!" Murphy exclaimed "Who does dat?!"

"People on Maury" Teagan smiled, rolling her eyes. They ran across the street and into the shelter of the small, quaint diner on the street corner. Murphy held the door open for Teagan and she smiled, stepping inside and unbuttoning her coat. "I love this place! Dey do the best sandwiches here" she grinned at the twins, who smirked back.

"We know"

They sat down and ordered, enjoying each other's company. The diner was decked out for Christmas, and Teagan smiled. She loved this time of year. She tucked into her meatball sub and devoured it, not realising how hungry she was.

"So, der's a reason we brought ya here" Connor said, through a mouthful of his tuna melt. He swallowed and looked at her.

"Oh aye?" she looked at them both

"We wanted ta ask ya somethin', an' feel free ta say no" Murphy started.

"Go on…"

"How would ya feel about datin' us?" Connor asked quietly and Teagan chewed on her sandwich slowly, before swallowing. "Bot' of us"

"See, we weren't kiddin' before" Murphy explained, as Teagan sat there, just staring at them. "We're good at sharin' but we never did dis" he gestured between the three of them "Before"

"Uh huh" Teagan said, surprised that she could actually make a sound right now.

"It'd be completely on yer terms lass" Connor assured her "No pressure from us whatsoever"

"Aye" agreed Murphy "Cos we bot' really like ya"

"You do?" she mumbled weakly and they both nodded. They sat in silence for a minute whilst Teagan thought it over. "So…basically…you're askin' me ta date both of ya, call ya bot' me boyfriends?" the twins nodded and she chewed her lip "What about…ya know…"

"Yer thinkin' about tha' already?! Knew there was a reason we liked ya!" Connor chuckled and Murphy smacked him around the head.

"Shut up, eejit" he mumbled as Connor rubbed his head. Murph turned to Teagan "We're comfortable with whatever ya want, love, whether it's just me…or just Conn…or bot' of us"

"I…I never did…dat..before" she mumbled, her face blushing "I mean a threesome..not sex…I'm not a virgin" she whispered so the other customers in the diner wouldn't hear. The twins nodded.

"I did once, but not wit' Murph" smirked Connor "I know how it werks"

"I tink we all do, Connor" she giggled and Murphy chuckled at his brother.

"So…whaddya tink?" asked Murphy, rubbing the back of his neck

"I…I need some time to tink abou' it" Teagan answered honestly and the twins nodded

"Whenever yer ready love"

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo

"You said yes, didn't ya?!" asked Mindy later that night, as the girls stood behind the bar. Sunday was a slow night in McGinty's, and the girls were bored.

"I said I needed some time ta think abou' it" Teagan shrugged, tightening her apron a little.

"Are ya insane?!" Mindy cried, causing a few of the cutstomers to look over in confusion. Mindy lowered her voice "The two hottest twins in Boston are basically throwin' 'emselves at yer feet, beggin' ya fer a threeway an' ya said ya need ta TINK about it?!"

"Jeez Mind, say it a little louder" T said through gritted teeth, her face flushing once more.

"Sorry, sorry, it's just…I cant understand yer brain, love" Mindy shook her head

"I dunno if it's something I could do" shrugged Teagan, Mindy rolled her eyes.

"Oh come on! You haven't had a boyfriend in…what five years? And the last time you had sex was…?"

"Two years ago" sighed Teagan, leaning against the bar and rubbing her temples

"Exactly! Come on, T, how do ya know yer not gonna like something if ya don't at least try it? Just once, and den if ya don't like it, just fuck 'em separetly…like Connor could have Monday, Wednesday and Friday, Murph could have Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday…and den" Mindy grinned "If ya do like da threeway, da holy day just got a new meanin'!" she cackled and Teagan laughed with her, shoving her roughly.

"Oh my god, yer terrible, doesn't Mark give it ta ya enough nowadays?!" Teagan asked in disbelief and Mindy tapped the side of her nose, winking at her friend. The door to the bar opened, the bell above it ringing and a cold gust swept in.

"I'll leave ya to it" Mindy smirked as the twins sauntered in, taking their usual spots at the bar.

"Evenin' boys" Teagan smiled, automatically pouring them two pints and two shots of whiskey.

"Evenin' lass, we missed ya" Murphy smiled and her heart melted

"Cute" she smirked

"Tis true though" assured Connor, taking his drinks from her with a wink.

"I'm sure" she smiled as they shot back the whiskey "So, I've been thinking about yer…offer"

"Yeah?" both of the boys looked at her as she smiled back.

"And…?" Murphy questioned. Teagan shot Mindy a look across the bar.

"I would love to date and fuck bot' of ya at de same time" she answered, with a smirk and Mindy exploded into laughter as the boys' eyes widened, and then their mouths stretched into grins.

"Now aint dat sometin' ta turn ya frown upside down?"