Author's Note: I'm so glad you all liked the date with Connor ;) sex in a fun house, yes its been done before, but no, I don't care and YES it was fuuuuuuuun ;) Anyhoo, let's get on with the story! Thanks as usual for all the alerts I've been getting, you guys are sdfghgfdsa I love you ALL!

By the way, Im changing some events so that Teagan can fit in, please please pleeeeease don't be mad at me!

SMUT warning, seriously guys, shit gets seriously smutty in this chapter!

Chapter 8: St Paddy's Day

Teagan was on a high. She had been for the last month or so, since both brothers had admitted they were in love with her. And she with them. For now, she was enjoying it, and she felt content with where they all were. No rush, no pressure, just them. She was still sleeping with them separately,but on occasions, she'd have them both. And they were just as cool with it as she was. They split equal time between her place and theirs, but when she was at the dirty, freezing loft apartment, she'd make a point of tidying it up when they'd left for work, sneaking in little girly things here and there, and actually trying to figure out how the heating worked. Although they protested when they returned, the twins secretly loved it.

Anyway, today was the most celebrated day in the Irish community, St Patrick's Day, and of course, Teagan had to work. All day until bar closing, but she didn't mind. Working on St Patty's wasn't like working any normal day; her da wasn't as strict as he usually was, he was too busy sneaking shots of whiskey himself to care what the barmaids were doing. Unfortunately, Conn and Murph had to work too, but she knew as soon as the clock struck five, they'd be out of there and into McGinty's faster than you could say 'Happy St Patrick's Day!'. Teagan and Mindy ran about for most of the day like headless chickens, as did the other bar maids and by the time five o'clock rolled around, Teagan was completey exhausted.

"I hope you're not plannin' on spendin' da night with your boys" Mindy sighed, leaning against the back of the bar for a seoncd, looking equally as exhausted. "I couldn't even toss one dick off right now, let alone fuck two of 'em"

Teagan burst out laughing at her best friend's bluntness.

"Oh don't worry Mind, I'm always up for dat, no matter how tired I am" she winked back at Mindy who grinned widely.

"Dat's de best ting I've heard all day, lass" Murphy's voice filled Teagan's ears and her face automatically flushed as she turned around and saw her two boys standing over the other side of the bar counter, grinning at her.

"Couldn't agree more" Connor winked at her devilishly and Teagan gave him a sexy smile back, grabbing them both by their collars and pulling them over the bar, closer to her so she could whisper in their ears

"Oh good, cos I've got plans fer you lads tonight" she mumbled in her best seductive voice, before letting them go. The boys swallowed hard and blinked at her, both too suddenly aroused to think of anything smart or witty to say. Teagan walked off to the other end of the bar to serve some customers, giving Mindy a high five as she walked past, swinging her ass in her work skirt deliberately for her boys. This night would be so much fun.

Time ticked on by and the bar got even busier by the hour, and Teagan barely had time to speak to Murphy and Connor, until some of the other bar maids were called in to help. But even though they didn't exchange words, the twins and Teagan exchanged smiles, winks and sexually suggestive gestures when nobody else was looking, and it made her core throb with want. They sat at the bar, chatting and laughing with the other men around the bar, but always they kepy an eye on their girl. Teagan sauntered out from behind the bar with a tray of drinks, deliberately brushing her ass past the boys, and she squealed and laughed as Connor delivered a swift and sharp smack to her butt. She glanced back at him, winking, before heading over to the table where the drinks were headed. She placed the drinks on the table, collecting the empty ones and putting them back on her tray, and turned, heading back towards the bar. Rocco pushed his way through the crowd gathered by the doors, and greeted Teagan with a kiss to the cheek, which she returned. They walked back over to the bar together, where Doc was entertaining the twins and the other men, they were all laughing and shouting loudly. Teagan returned to her spot behind the bar and leaned forwards, placing her arms on the bar and leaning on them, grinning as Rocco snuck up behind the boys.

"Hey, Fuck Ass! Get me a beer!" he yelled, and the twins whooped in joy when they recognised their friend, giving him drunken and friendly hugs. A few hours later, the bar was empty apart from the twins, Rocco, and a few other men at the bar. All the staff had gone home, apart from Teagan, who stayed to clear up and more importantly, to drink with the customers. She tossed back another shot of whiskey, earning herself claps and whoops of encouragement from the last remaining boys. She leant over the counter, placing a quick kiss on Murphy's, then Connor's lips. Rocco puckered up, tapping his lips and she laughed, shoving her hand on his face and pushing him away, causing everyone to laugh as he almost fell off his bar stool.

"Now listen, boys…and girl, listen!" Doc called, trying to calm them all down, Teagan swiped Rocco's beer bottle, winking at the Italian before taking a sip, leaning her back against the bar to look at her father. "I've got some very bad news…" Teagan's brow furrowed "I'm gonna have to close down t-t-the bar"

"Da?" Teagan asked, in confusion

"The Russians are buying out buildin's all over de town…includin' dis one. FUCK! ASS! And dey're not lettin' me re-new my lease"

The men groaned and Teagan sighed sadly, placing a comforting hand on her father's arm. He placed his hand on hers and squeezed it gently.

"Well, lemme talk to my boss, may-maybe he can do somethin'.." said Rocco quietly, which earned his groans and a slight slap to the head from Murphy.

"Ey, ey, ey, listen, fellas, I don' want anyone ta know, so you keep yer traps shut!" Doc said harshly "Ya know what dey say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships"

The bar erupted into laughter and Teagan couldn't help but giggle. She placed a kiss on her dad's cheek.

"Oh da, that aint the sayin'" she giggled

"Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or somethin', this mix an' match shit's gotta go" Rocco laughed. Connor held out his cigarette to Teagan, who took a drag from it, laughing at the confused look on Doc's face.

"Wha'?" the old man asked

"A penny saved's worth two in da bush, innit?" teased Connor, laughing

"And don't cross the road, if ya cant get outta da kitchen" Murphy added, deadly serious as Connor and Teagan collapsed into laughter.

"A watched pot never changes its spots" Teagan giggled, giving her father a sympathetic look "Sorry, daddy, I couldn't resist"

The laughter grew as Doc blushed, telling them all to fuck off. But it soon died when the bar door opened, and three burly looking men stomped in. Teagan straightened up from against the bar, standing next to her father, eyeing the new men warily.

"What's dis den?" one of the men at the bar asked as they all turned to face the new men.

"I am Ivan Checkov" the tallest of the men said in a very heavy Russian accent, as he slid on leather gloves "And you, you vill be closing, now" he said, with emphasis on the last word.

"Checkov?" asked Murphy "Well, this here's McCoy" he threw his arm around Rocco "We find a Spock we got us an away team"

The men at the bar laughed at his Star Trek reference, and even Teagan stifled a laugh. But the Russians didn't look too impressed.

"I'm in no mood for discussion" Ivan said shortly "You" he pointed at Doc "You stay, the rest of you, go now!"

"Woah, woah, I don't tink so, pal" Teagan said defensively, glaring at Checkov. He eyed her up and down and gave her a smirk.

"Pretty lady come with us too, no, we can show you a good time, better than these Irish fucks" Ivan chuckled, and Connor grabbed Murphy, holding him back.

"I doubt that" Teagan mused

"Why don't you make like a t-tree and get de fuck outta here?!" spat Doc at the burly Russian, his jumbled up proverb earning a loud groan from the customers. Connor let go of his brother and turned, picking up his drink.

"Ye know he's got till week's end, right?" the calmer twin asked "Ye don't have ta be hard-asses, do ya?"

"Yeah, it's Saint Paddy's day, everyone's Irish tonight" Murphy said, a cigarette in his mouth to calm his anger " Why don't ya's pull up a stool and have a drink wit' us?"

Ivan's face twisted in anger and Teagan jumped a little as he smacked the drinks from her boys' hands and the glass shattered on the floor.

"This is no game!" he hissed "If you von't go, ve vill make you go" he pointed a threatening finger at the men at the bar.

"Listen, if ye want a fight, ye can see yer outnumbered here" Connor warned "We're tryin' ta be civil, so I suggest you take our offer"

"I make the offers" ivan growled. Rocco held up his hands and stepped forward, stumbling a little.

"Oh God" Teagan whispered, covering her face with her hands momentarily. This wouldn't end well.

"Ey, Boris" Rocco started "What would you do, if I told you, ya pinko commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looked like an egg!"

Teagan let out a gasp as the burly Russian punched Rocco straight in the face as soon as the words had left his mouth. Teagan opened her mouth to yell some abuse at the men, but before she could Connor was shouting something in…Russian? How de fuck do dey know Russian?! She glanced up at Connor in surprise, then her head turned to Murphy as he also said something in fluent Russian. The look on Ivan's face was one of surprise. The twins calmly downed their shots of whiskey, and yells erupted as they both tackled Ivan straight in the crotch, the other guys taking down the other two Russians. Before Doc could say or do anything, Teagan hopped straight over the bar to help her boys, and her friends. She delivered a swift punch to the gut of the Russian Connor was dealing with, and together they hurled him into the mirror on the wall, pieces of glass scattering all over the floor. She gasped as Murphy was thrown onto one of the benches below the wine rack, and she went to dart forward to aid him.

"Stay away, he can take care of himself!" Connor roared, and sure enough, Murphy grabbed two bottles of red wine and smashed them against his attacker's head, squinting to shield his eyes from the glass. Teagan was suddenly lifted from the ground, in a vice grip and yanked away from the men.

"You come vith me now, and you not say no!" Ivan hissed in her ear as she struggled against him. Connor and Murphy tried their best to get to her, but unbelievably, the other two Russians were still conscious.

"Get de fuck off me!" she strained

"Ve teach you how to use that mouth better, yes?"

"I know how to fuckin' use it!" she growled, before lowering her head to his hands around her and sinking her teeth into his skin, hard. He roared in pain and released her immediately. As soon as her feet touched the floor, she whirled around and kicked him straight in between the legs, with as much force as she could muster. Her father chucked her a bottle of whiskey, which she caught, swigged from, and then smashed over Ivan's head, finally knocking him to the floor. With the other two down, the men rushed over to check if Teagan was okay, Connor and Murphy leading them. "I'm fine, I'm fine"

"Where de fuck did ya learn to fight like dat?" asked Murphy, his eyes wide.

"I dunno, guess I'm just full of suprises" Teagan joked, wiping her mouth a little. Murphy and Connor chuckled before heaving Ivan up onto the bar, tying him down with some rope that Doc found. Connor looked down at the Russian, both of the twins had cigarettes hanging from their mouths, before pouring alcohol over Ivan's behind. Connor struck a match, holding it out to Teagan.

"Care ta do de honours, love?" he grinned, and she took a drag from his cigarette, before giving him a cheeky curtsey, at which he chuckled and bowed back, before throwing the match onto Ivan, the crowd laughing hysterically as Ivan yelled and struggled as the flames licked at his skin.

OOOOOOOOOOO

Teagan sighed as she dropped down on the boys' mattresses; her back was killing her from the Russian's bear grip. She groaned as Connor flopped down beside her, then Murphy.

"What a night" she sighed, running a hand through her hair. The boys didn't respond, but they both simply wrapped their arms around her and held her close, their heads resting on her chest. It was odd for them to be this affectionate, at the same time anyways, and she raised an eyebrow. "You boys alright?"

"We're sorry, love" Murphy mumbled against her chest.

"We shouldn't have put ya in danger like tha'" Connor agreed, placing a soft kiss of the column of her neck. She sighed again, shaking her head, and stroking the boys hair gently.

"You didn't" she said, placing a kiss on each of their heads "If anything, I put myself in danger, ya didn't exactly tell me to act like a bad ass did ya?"

The boys chuckled lightly.

"But seriously lass," Connor looked up at her "We couldn't take it if somethin' happened to ya cos of us"

"Would kill us" Murphy whispered, nuzzling into her neck. "We love ya, Teagan"

"I love you too" she whispered, holding both of them a little bit closer to her. "Seein' you guys fight though, it was kinda…sexy" she grinned to herself, and she could feel the twins smirking in the dark.

"Yeah?" Murphy cocked his head up, Connor copying him.

"Yeah" she retorted

"How sexy, exactly?" asked Connor in that voice, and she felt herself shiver. Connor's hand left her waist and travelled downwards, and Teagan felt her heart pounding in her chest. His hand stopped at the waistband of her underwear. "Tink we should find out, Murph?"

"Aye" Murphy rasped, licking at Teagan's collarbone softly. She whimpered a little as Connor's hand dove into her underwear, and he ran one long finger over her soaking wet folds. Teagan sucked in a breath and trembled beneath Murphy.

"Mmm" Connor withdrew his finger, much to Teagan's protest, and sucked it into his mouth "By the feel of tings, it was pretty fuckin' sexy, Murph"

"Really?" Murphy smirked, and Teagan bit back a moan as he copied his brother's actions, stroking and sucking. "Hmm, yeah I'd say so"

Teagan closed her eyes and hummed in appreciation as the twins roamed their hands, and their lips, over her body, slowly removing any item of clothing she had on, before removing their own clothing. She opened one eye as she felt the weight from them on the mattresses shift, and suddenly she was pulled to her knees, in between the two brothers, her bare breasts pressed up agaianst Murphy's chest, and her ass pressing into Connor's groin. She kissed Murphy slowly and deeply, and reached one hand in front of her, and one hand behind her, taking the boy's arousals into her hands. She squeezed each of them gently before moving her hands painfully slowly, rubbing each of her thumbs over their weeping heads, spreading the pre cum around. She broke away from Murphy and leant her head back onto Connor's shoulder, and kissed him with just as much heat and passion as she had Murphy, still stroking their cocks firmly. Murphy leant forwards, bending down slightly, and took her nipple into his mouth, grazing his teeth over it before clamping down. Her grip on their cocks tightened, and all three of them let out a gasp of pleasure. She broke away from Connor, her head swirling, the adrenaline from the fight earlier still coursing through her veins. She needed more from them tonight. She needed everything they could give her and more. She needed them.

"I…I-" she stuttered, but her sentence was cut off by a moan as her twins kissed, licked and sucked either side of her neck. "I want.."

"Tell us, baby" Murphy whispered against her skin, licking and soothing the spot he had just bitten.

"Anything you want" Connor also whispered, moving his head up to nibble on the lobe of her ear. She whined slightly and pressed her ass harder into Connor's crotch, unable to form the words to tell him what she wanted. He ceased kissing her for a second, and he understood. "Y-you're sure, baby?"

"Mmm" she whimpered, nodding

"Do you trust me..trust us?" Connor whispered, glancing quickly at his brother.

"With my life" Teagan whispered, and Connor swallowed, hard, but still nodded.

"Alright, love" he whispered, turning her head so he could kiss her softly "Anything you want"

Teagan felt Connor move away for a second, and she turned her attention to Murphy, kissing him deeply, their tongues battling for dominance as he stroked the delicate skin on her inner thigh gently, gradually inching closer and closer to where she needed him to touch her the most. She broke the kiss and rested her forehead against his shoulder as the tip of his index finger dipped into her wet core, his thumb ghosting over her clit. Connor returned to his place behind her as Murphy slowly pushed his finger into her, crooking it and rubbing that delicious spot inside of her, and the pad of his thumb pressed against her clit. She bit her lip and trembled, her nails digging into his broad shoulders as he added another finger, building up a slow rythmn to match his strokes on her clit.

"Make her cum, Murph" Connor rasped, his breath tickling Teagan's skin. His twin nodded and quickened his fingers, as well as his thumb. "Just relax, baby, okay?" Connor whispered, kissing her neck softly. She nodded, feeling his hand leave her waist and travel lower, cupping one ass cheek and squeezing it gently. He pulled it away briefly, and then quickly placed it back, this time it was closer to where he was headed. Connor's finger was coated in a cold substance that made her hiss a little as he pressed it against the tight ring of muscle, gently inching his digit inside. Murphy worked with his brother, bringing Teagan closer and closer to orgasm, knowing it would help relax her. Teagan sucked in a breath as her body accepted Connor's foreign touch, trembling slightly. At first it was odd, but combined with Murphy's fingers in her pussy, and two sets of lips upon her neck, chest, and shoulder, it began to feel good.

"More" she whimpered to Connor, who obeyed, gently easing in another finger. She gasped, gripping Murphy's shoulders tighter, feeling a shock of pleasure run over her.

"You okay?" Connor whispered, and she nodded, her knees beginning to shake with her impending orgasm. Connor began to move his fingers gently, expertly stretching her out, and her body felt like it was on fire. Having both of the twin's fingers inside her like this…it was incredible. Her eyes snapped open as Murphy removed his fingers, bringing them up to her lips. Her tongue darted out to lick cautiously, before cleaning his fingers off for him. He groaned, deep and low, before taking a hold of his now aching hard on and pushing into her tight, wet heat, moving in rythmn with Connor's fingers. The feeling was indescribable. Both twins moved a little faster and harder as Teagan's moans increased in pitch; a tell tale sign that she was getting close. Murphy couldn't help himself, he slammed into her a little harder, wanting her to get there as soon as possible, so his brother wouldn't hurt her. He reached down and stroked her clit furiously, and smirked in satisfaction as he felt her clench around him and her body shake with the force of her orgasm. Murphy slowed down his thrusts as she came down, and Connor removed his fingers.

"I'm ready" she moaned, leaning back to quickly kiss the fairer twin. He groaned, nodding, rolling a condom down over his now painful boner. He stroked his length, coating it with the lube before pressing back against Teagan.

"Relax" he mumbled in her ear, before pressing into her slowly. She hissed at the intrusion, but the pain subsided as Murphy stroked her clit gently, still slowly thrusting into her. Connor shuddered, groaning when he was all the way in, resting his head against her shoulder, letting out a shaky breath.

"Move" she gasped, once she had adjusted to the feeling. The brother's obeyed, syncing up in perfect rhythm, slowly at first. Teagan squeezed her eyes shut as her moans filled the large loft; this was incredible. So much sensation, it set her nerves on fire. "Faster" she begged, a scream ripping from her throat as they moved.

"Holy shit" gasped Connor, gripping onto her hips "So tight"

"Fuck her harder, Conn" Murphy moaned "M'close"

"Me too" grunted Connor, increasing his pace. "Cum with us, Tee"

"M'gonna" she moaned "Oh God…Murph…Connor…gonna cum…ah…cumming, I'm cumming!"

"Fuck" groaned the twins as her body clenched around both of them, pulsing with the sheer force of the strongest orgasm she'd ever experienced. They couldn't hold back, and they both released into her at pretty much the same time, all three of them trembling and breathless. The boys pulled out of her, Connor throwing away the used condom, and they all fell back onto the bed, a sweaty, panting, tangled up mess of limbs.

"Maybe we should get into bar fights more often" panted Murphy, a thin layer of sweat coating his naked body.

"Agreed" gasped Connor, his hair sticking up in an adorable sex infused mess. He turned to Teagan. "You alrigh', lass?"

"More than alrigh'" she grinned at both of them, placing a soft kiss on each of their mouths. "That was…"

"Incredible" the twins finished, and she nodded, giggling a little.

"I love you, boys" she sighed contentedly, as they all curled together under the blankets.

"Love you, Teagan" they said, in perfect unison, before sleep overtook their worn out bodies.