As promised, the next chapter. It's a short chapter but hey it's an update.
Alright then. Forget everything.
Don't just say 'Alright then', idiot. Ask me why not?
I decide what I ask you. So why won't you get a divorce, for Christ's sake?!
Because I'm already divorced. As of 11:45 AM on the sixth of September of last year. You may recall it as the time after I said "THE END". That's when I moved out and when Mary and I drew the right conclusions. I was going to tell but then Greg got in the way. He was just... there and I didn't think it'd be the right time. Am I right?
But you and May went on holiday together to go watch some pointless waves! Then you moved back in with her!
We came to an arrangement for a common purpose. Only that I would come back home, for a short period of time, to look after the children while she went on a book tour of some sort. It also meant that I wouldn't be alone in a dark room, staring at the computer, waiting for an E-mail that would never come.
Now what?
And now... you can ask me if I'd like to come over your place.
Come over to my place, John. Please, right now.
...
Give me five minutes.
What did you guys think? One more chapter. Wow! I'm going to miss these stories. I'll post the last chapter tomorrow. It'll be... it's adorable. Hope you enjoyed the chapter!