Final Two: Doofenschmirtz and Jeffery

Jury: Wily, Qwark, Erin, Shane, Nefarious, Michonne, Diana, Metal Sonic, and Jenna.

It all comes down to this. Who will win? Doofenschmirtz or Jeffery? Find out in this part of Survivor!

Day 35

It's another cloudy day in Samoa. Even though the weather was gloomy, the finalists weren't under the weather.

Doof is humming to himself as he strikes the flint with the machete to make a fire. Maybe it was some German song? Who knew. He didn't care, he has a 50% chance of winning.

Doofenschmirtz: I was riding on a high last night! After five freaking weeks, I made it here! I could have been gone back on like: Week Two, but I've had to work to get here! Tomorrow, I have to make it all worth it.

Jeffery goes to walk over to Doof, but peers out in the distance. While Doof was making fire, he was so distracted by the task he didn't catch something ELSE out there with him.

"Doof…"

The doc looks up, and sees it. It's a Final 2 Tradition in the Ticket series..

It's a table. Meats, fruits, vegetables, sweets, all two people need to refuel after a long two weeks.

"OH MY GOD!" Doof shouts, rushing over there while Jeffery takes his time.

Doofenschmirtz: We never got our merge feast, so when I saw the goodies I wanted to pick up that table and swallow it whole!

Doofenschmirtz gets a dip of that guac while Jeffery sets some meat on his plate.

"After all that's happened, we earned this." Jeffery says.

Doof's reply is muffled because…the guys stuffing himself.

Jeffery: It was a nice reward to have after this trainwreck of a merge. For once, we got to sit down and reflect.

"Thank god Metal made that deal with us, huh?" Jeffery brings up.

"Yeah it was good protection for such a messy merge. There's so much to talk about!" Doof exclaims.

"While we're on that…I have to ask. Did Metal tell you he and Nefarious were tricking Qwark?" The old man asks.

"Metal told me about it. He wanted to divide the Saolo Six so we could keep you and Nefarious around." Doof explains. "Then we got the numbers and the rest is history."

"I still can't believe he did that.." Jeffery says, chuckling as he chews a rib.

"That wasn't even the worst part, we had the crapshow after with Shane! We've talked about him enough but…I can't believe he blew his spot like that!" Doof exclaims.

"I was more surprised by the Nefarious vote..but since he was going to flip it was a good move."

"When Diana told me Nefarious was taking a shot, I had to take mine first. Metal wasn't happy about it, but if I didn't choose to flip..I wouldn't be here." Doof says, walking Jeffery through the full thought process.

"And you'd think rivalries would be nil after that…" Jeffery comments.

"Diana and Metal?"

"Mhmm. I wish I could hang on for eight hours like them." Jeffery says, reflecting on a record in the series.

"Thank god we sent them packing!" Doof exclaims, picking up a sausage and dipping in the chocolate fountain. Jeffery just stares at the coated sausage.

"That looks like a nice combination…"

"Oh it is.."

Doof takes a bite, and that's when Jeffery pulls out another question. "Do we know what happened to Michonne's idol? She was digging in her bag." Interesting question. Especially since only Metal really knows what happened to her idol.

"Hmm…maybe someone took it. That's happened before."

"Who?"

"Honestly? It had to be Metal he was VICIOUS!"

While they reflect on that, JEFF himself walks up to them in the background.

"Enjoying the feast?"

(Jeffery) "You know it!"

(Doofenschmirtz) "It's the best day ever!"

The host grins. "Glad to hear…" Now for what comes after. "After you're done eating, I will say that Rites of Passage is back. There, you will stop by each castaways torch, and share your final thoughts on them."

The two nod, understanding the assignment.

"Let me know when you're full, and I'll send you out."

Jeff leaves the table, the two older guys having one last stop before they plead their case at the Final Tribal Council.

Rites of Passage: Night 35

Doof and Joof must have been chowing down and reflecting for a while, because the moon is coming up. Final Tribal Council was tomorrow..but first, they had to get their final comments in, on the SIXTEEN people that left before them.

First, they come up to Greg's torch.

"Seemed nice. Sucks he lost because of a challenge."

"Tribe Strong strikes again."

Next, they come up to Amelia's torch.

"She was quiet." Doof says.

"Didn't she panic on the puzzle?" Jeffery asks.

"She did. I had to be pulled in for a while…"

Then, they arrive at Snow's torch.

"Oh THIS guy was a troublemaker…" Doof says.

"Was he running your camp?"

"Barely. Shane rallied the troops and put him down."

Next, they arrive at Becky's torch.

"You should've been there." Jeffery says.

"Was she the Queen of the Jungle?"

"She thought she was."

Next, they arrive at Cassidy's torch.

"Oh boy…" Doof says.

"This turned things up." Jeffery says. "She was a casualty."

"You think she'd be a Weak Link?"

"She was already better at comps than us."

Then, they hit up Mary's torch.

"Liked her more than Wily." Doof says.

"Loto wanted to use Wily as a weapon. We saw how that turned out." Jeffery says.

The two pull up to Cruella's torch next.

"She was toxic." Jeffery says.

"Anything else?"

"No. Just toxic."

Kicking off the jury phase, they arrive at Wily's torch.

"If he stayed any longer, I wouldn't be here." Doof calls.

"We would have protected you."

"He could have talked Qwark out of giving up immunity right there.."

Next, they pull up to Qwark's torch.

"So nice but…not the brightest." Doof says. "Sorry Qwark."

"He sacrificed himself to the wrong doctor."

Next up, is Erin's torch.

"One of the nicest to ever play." Doof says.

"She was a casualty of an idol."

"I would have let her join Weak Links. She was cool."

Next up for the final two…is Shane's torch.

"How NOT to play." Jeffery says.

"He was nice at first but this game ate him alive." Doof says. "Could have been a real force!"

"I don't know how he'd react being cut short."

Next up is a robot both of the final two are familiar with: Doctor Nefarious.

"I think he votes for you." Doof says to his ally.

"I think he fights with you."

"A thousand percent!"

It's time for the last four torches remaining. First up is sixth place: Michonne.

"If she had her idol I was a dead man." Doof says.

"Metal saved you."

"That's why I had to take him out."

Next up is a major challenge beast of the season…5th place: Diana.

"If she beat Metal, she wins." Jeffery says. "I can't name a challenge she's bad at."

"Puzzles?"

"She even kept up with that."

"Oh yeah…she would have smoked me in the fire." Doof admits.

Next up is another comp beast and a familiar face. 4th place: Metal Sonic.

"If he never accepted my challenge he'd be here cutting people while they're down.."

"You cut into Nefarious."

"He's the exception."

Doctor versus Doctor.

"There's four people who could be where we are and win. Michonne, Diana, now Metal." Jeffery says.

"Thank god Jenna flipped…"

Now comes the LAST snuffed torch of the season: Jenna's.

"It was a close one." Doof admits. "If she did win though I wouldn't be too upset."

"Even if you're on the jury?"

"There's two Loto I'd like to win: I made it to three with both of them." Doof admits.

"Aww.."

With that, they've aired all their final thoughts on the castaways that have been eliminated before them. Doof and Joof have played a role in almost all the eliminations, and now they'd have to explain. Tomorrow, they would have to seal the deal.

But who would be the best at it?

Jeffery: People are counting me out. But, I still have a chance. I've always been in the majority, never been targeted, and didn't need an idol to get here. If I want to get those votes, I'll have to go on the attack..just a little bit.

Doofenschmirtz: Anyone who's come after me left: Wily, Nefarious, Diana, Michonne, and Metal would have too! I risked my safety to take out a nuclear threat! That should get me the win! BUT I need to get votes. I've watched the show with my daughter, and she always calls how people can do the best they can and let it slip last minute. I'm NOT letting that happen!

Final Confessional Count:

55– Doofenschmirtz ( + 3)

33– Jeffery ( + 2)

51- Jenna

53- Metal Sonic

52– Diana

35 - Michonne

43- Nefarious

39- Shane

22– Erin

30– Qwark

24– Wily

20— Cruella

18– Mary

16– Cassidy

9– Snow, Becky

5– Amelia

3– Greg

Who will win the second season? Will it be the doctor who's had to earn his way here? Or will it be the retired elder who has slid under the radar and has sold points?

Find out in the NEXT chapter, when "Smackdown in Samoa" concludes!

Next Stop: Final Tribal Council AND Vote Reveal…