Hi. Their is a few notes at the bottom to clear up some issues that my come up.
so... ON WITH THE STORY!
When they got to the Hokage's office they were told the Hokage was in a council meeting. After the meeting was done they had to wait five minutes before the Hokage said. "Come in." when they heard this Naruto and the snake masked ANBU entered the Hokage's office. The Hokage's office was a decent sized room; in one of the corners was a couch as well as their being five or six chairs, in the back of the room their was a desk with an old man sitting behind it who Naruto believed to be the third Hokage. What was on the desk caught Naruto's attention the most, paperwork, huge piles of it, in some places it was twice the height of the desk it sat on. Good thing Naruto knew the secret to get rid of it, shadow clones, since he wanted to become the Hokage.
When the door closed behind Naruto the snake masked ANBU stood at attention and saluted the Hokage and said "ANBU reporting. Two hours ago the chunin ninja guarding the gate asked for an ANBU team to escort someone to you. When we got there we had kunai drawn expecting a prisoner or a missing-ninja. When we landed the one we were to escort jumped back at seeing the drawn kunai and pulled out one of his owl and badger, and being the idiots they are, saw this as an act of aggression and attacked him by throwing their kunai at him. When he saw this he threw his kunai after infusing it with wind chakra cutting owl and badgers kunais. Before his kunai could hit owl or badger he pulled on what we thought was ninja wire that had also been in fused with wind chakra using some fire chakra to counter the wind chakra, then using water chakra to make sure the wire didn't burn up. After all this was done crow informed us that the weapons he used were made of wood as well as the 'ninja wire' being a strip of very flexible bark. When this was done the chunins guarding the gate snapped out of their shock at owl and badger attacking told us we were to escort him" she said gesturing to me "to you."
The Hokage then looked at me and asked "And what would your name be?"
"I would prefer to talk in private with you and Anko alone if you don't mind." I told them. The Hokage nodded while Anko just stiffened when I mentioned her name. When all the ANBU left besides Anko, the Hokage then put up a privacy seal. When this was done Naruto started off by saying "it's been a long time since we've seen each other. Seven years I think it was when you held me the day my father sealed the Kyuubi."
The third Hokage stared at Naruto and asked "Na-Naruto? How are you here? We thought you were dead?! How do you know about the Kyuubi?"
Naruto replied "Yes it's me. I've been living with the foxes in the forests outside of Kohona since I was left to die out there when I was a week old. It happened that the elder fox was passing by where the two ninja left me and he took me with him to live with the foxes. He heard every single word and told me the names of the two ninja."
"What two ninja took you! Tell me the names and the two will be executed!" the third Hokage said angrily.
"Actually I have a much, much better way to punish them." At the confused look the Hokage gave he continued "what better way to punish the two of them then have to teach me how to be a ninja every day for nearly five years?"
"Let me guess, Iruka and Mizuki?" the Hokage asked.
"Yep, and if you agree I just might tell you how to get rid of paperwork." Naruto said adding an edge so the Hokage would have a good reason to agree.
At hearing how Naruto would tell him if he agreed how to get rid of his personal nightmare he agreed instantly.
"Okay then, when does the academy open?" Naruto asked.
"The placement tests were today so you can still join their class, especially if you have the Hokage's recimendation to be in Iruka and Mizuki's class." The Hokage said with a smile while filling out the necessary paperwork. "Ok, my side of the deal is complete. So what IS the secret to getting rid of paperwork?"
"Easy, the answer is….." Naruto paused for dramatic effect "shadow clones"
When the Hokage heard the answer he stood up went up to the wall, took off his hat, and started to beat his head on the wall saying "Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot…." After he was done he put his hat back on and sat down in his seat. "Ok, Naruto any other secrets you have?" the Hokage asked expecting him to say no.
"Oh like; being able to summon from the kitsune clan which is considered a bijuu level summons; having a mental link set up so me and Kurama can talk with each other at will after he explained that Madara put him in a Genjustu so he would attack Kohona; or that Kurama is standing behind me and the only reason the seal is still intact is because we don't want Madara to control him for a third time, those kinds of secrets?" Naruto replied to the Hokage who just nodded numbly. "Well then if you want to know them all then I guess we'll be here all night." Naruto said hinting at the amount of secrets he had.
"Ok, then we don't need to hear them all today. But by the time you're done with the academy I expect to know most of those kind of secrets, ok Naruto?" the Hokage asked.
"That's fine by me. Oh and where will I be sleeping?" Naruto asked the Hokage.
"You will be sleeping at your fathers' mansion. Anko will you please show Naruto to the fourths mansion?" The Hokage replied.
"Yes sir." Was the reply from Anko.
"Oh, and Hokage-sama, can you not put my name on the scroll so I can put presser on them without them being able to prepare?" Naruto asked the Hokage.
"Sure and you can even be the one to give it to them tomorrow." The Hokage said. "And none of this 'Hokage-sama' stuff, it gets annoying, ok?" he said as an after thought.
"Ok then gramps" Naruto said then dodged a clock that was thrown at his head.
"Go get some sleep Naruto, you'll need it" the hokage said as Naruto left.
THE NEXT DAY, AT THE NINJA ACADAMY, IRUKAS' CLASS ROOM.
"Hello my name is Naruto Uzumaki and this is my partner and best friend Kurama; I like training and learning new jutsu, I dislike any stuck up jerks and anyone who blames people for something they had no control over, and my dreams are to become the Hokage and make the two people who left me to die when I was a baby a living hell." Naruto said giving a bow.
"What do you mean by 'the two people who left me to die when I was a baby a living hell'?" a boy asked who Naruto remembered was named Kiba Inuzuka.
"What I meant by that was I wished to make the two who abandoned me lives so bad they would wish they were dead." Naruto clarified.
"….." was the response that the statement Naruto made got.
"Ok class let's begin. Naruto you can sit next to Kiba." Iruka said snapping out of his shock. After that Iruka droned on and on about history and boring stuff.
At lunch the one named Hinata Hyuga invited Naruto to sit with her friends; Kiba; Sasuke Uchiha; Sakura Haruno; Shino Aburame; Choji Akimichi; Shikamaru Nara and Ino Yamanaka. Dering lunch Naruto got to know all of Hinatas friends quite well. Then after lunch it was time to spar.
Authors note.
1 Neji is not fate obsessed.
2 there is no caged bird seal.
3 there is no Uchiha massacre and so no stuck up Sasuke.
4 Hinata is confidant.
5 NO FANGIRLS!
Riseblader OUT!