h-hey guys sorry about taking so long with this.
sooo...
I blame moving and school starting and random plot bunnies for making this take so long.
seriously a swarm of plot bunnies is the ultimate killer of writers.
they are evil.
PERIOD!
stop looking at me like that plot bunnies... no stay away... before they come for me let's get started.
OH and be sure to check out my notes at the bottom.
Naruto: Tale of the fox.
Three hours later
A sliver haired man walked into the class room to find it empty except for a piece of paper that read,
On the roof sensei
Team seven
Naruto U,
Hinata H,
Sasuke U,
*Chibi picture of the three of them doing the peace sign*
Then a seal at the bottom of the page activated and he was hit with a banana pie.
NOW ON Naruto: tale of the fox
On the roof three genin ninja were waiting for their sensei for the last three hours and were just chattering with each other, waiting until their pranked sensei, via Naruto's chakra reacting time seal, which worked by picking up any chakra that the seal wasn't keyed into it then activating after a preset amount of time passed. A few minutes before their sensei arrived, Naruto asked, "So how do you think sensei will react to my seal?"
After thinking for a second Hinata and Sasuke responded at the same time saying, "He'll get hit not expecting it, then kick himself for falling for it, then finally he will wash it off and act like it never happened." They looked at each other when they finished and blinked at each other at the same time and asked, "Why do we all ways talk in perfect synchronization?" they blinked again then all three burst out laughing.
After calming down Naruto asked, "How do you think he'll react to the picture seal that then transferred it to my own pocket dimension?"
At that they blinked at him and asked at the same time, "you put a picture seal at on the page?!" a little surprised.
Naruto replied, "Yep, right in the middle of our peace pose picture, and it will go off about two seconds after the pie seal does!" After pausing for a second he said, "it actually just went off so we have about one minute before he gets up here so… anyone want to trap the door?" he asked mischievously.
Hinata replied by shaking her head and saying, "you and your pranks Naruto-kun… sure let's do it!"
Sasuke simply said, "Sure, let's do it." After that they got up and walked to the door and after looking at each other for about zero point one nano-seconds nodded and set up a simple yet effective trap, walked back to where they were sitting and waited for the mayhem that would take place in a few seconds. Waiting for fifteen seconds the three brand new ninja were getting worried, but their fears were for naught as the handle on the door turned and activated the trap. The best way to put it was the silver haired man stuck his head out and had to dodge a kunai aimed at his head, which cut the ninja wire behind him which activated the pie seals all around him, the result? A completely pie covered, except for his hair, silver haired sensei.
After he recovered he simply said, "My first impression of you is… I hate you. Ok introductions, my name is Kakashi Hatake, I like some stuff and dislike some other stuff, my hobbies you don't need to know, and my dream… I haven't thought about it for a while, ok Blondie you're up."
The three of them sweat dropped and then looked at each other and had the same thought, 'let's see how he likes it.'
Naruto started talking, "my name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like some stuff and dislike others, my hobbies you don't need to know same with my dream." Naruto replied in the same indifferent tone as their sensei, Hinata and Sasuke did the same thing as Naruto.
After they all did their introductions and Kakashi sweat dropped and said, "Now I know why people get annoyed at me when I do that… and now that I think about it, why hasn't anyone done that before?" he looked at them questioningly as if asking them why they did it.
They just shrugged and replied, "We like causing chaos and confusion." They replied, "And no we don't practice this, it just happens because we're so in sync with each other that it happens naturally."
Kakashi just looked at them when they finished and just face-palmed and said, "Meet at training ground seven tomorrow at seven and don't eat breakfast, you'll just throw it up," Before vanishing.
They looked at each other and nodding conveying that they all had the same thought, 'eat and meet at five thirty so that we can plan and set up traps,' and vanished themselves surprising Kakashi who just used a genjutsu to hide himself.
The next day at ten A.M. at training ground seven.
The three genin all had the same thought as Kakashi finished telling them the purpose of his test, thing is the already knew how to pass it thanks to Naruto's intelligence gathering last night. Let's just say that within Kakashi moving ten feet in any direction he would be caught in chakra sealing ninja wire. They passed in about 0.1 seconds after the test started.
After about an hour and a half Kakashi got free and tried to find his genin. Keyword TRIED. After half an hour they all meet up at the training posts and Kakashi asked his favorite question every year, "So who has a bell?" To this the all held up an identical bell, and Kakashi couldn't tell which of them fake and which were real. After about a minute of Kakashi having his eye twitching he said, "Ok, you all pass but how the hell are they all the same?!"
To this all three of the bells went up in a poof of smoke and they just asked, "Do you really think we would have the bells on us so even on the off chance that you found us you could get the bells back?" at that he just sweat dropped showing that he thought they had them.
"And if you think of not passing us after that… well we have an hour and a half of footage of you trying to get out of this clearing that I KNOW one kunoichi who would love to see that… and brag how not even genin could do that." At that Naruto smirked.
Kakashi just raised an eyebrow at that and asked, "Who could you know like that?" wondering.
At that Naruto's smirk grew and said one word that would have Kakashi at his mercy, "Anko," at that Kakashi eye widened was scared for the first time in over ten years, and that was before he heard something that would make sure he was never late again which was, "and if you are EVER even a SECOND late again without a good reason then I WILL give Anko the footage AND the pie face picture!"
At that Kakashi paled and asked the one thing that came to mind, "How do you have that picture?" actually now that he thought about it he probably didn't want to know but before he could say anything...
Naruto spoke saying, "That is the work of a picture seal working in conjunction with a modified storage seal, which sent the picture to my main pocket dimension which I, and only myself, can access."
Yep definitely didn't want to know.
so I have this one plot bunny that won't die and i was wondering what you guys would think of it.
it's a NarutoXDigimon crossover... i know i know pretty common crossover but it's kinda unique in how Naruto goes there and where he ends up.
he WILL get dorumon as a partner... I know over used but i like alphamon from that one movie.
so in the comments tell me which season you want him in,
rules,
only adventures 01/02, tamers/ or data squad.
personally i'm leaning towards data squad, cause theirs what... like five data squad naruto crossovers?
their needs to be more of that crossover, tamer/naruto is a bit over used at the moment but if you ask me to then i'll do it.
so... review on what season you want him to end up in.
If I don't get enough reviews by Wednesday to change my mind about it being in Data squad then i'm just going to do it.
Riseblader OUT!
