(I own only plot. This is for the two funnest girls I've ever met.)
A shot of pretty blue silk flew through the woods. It was two in the morning and the shot was looking for her husband. She was all too ready to give him the latest gift from her most recent shopping trip. She smiled secretly to herself as she thought of him. Without noticing, she rammed into a tree. "Ow." She muttered.
Then she shot off again, running everywhere. Remembering her trail, she ran quicker. She saw Jasper in the dark, draining a deer. She smiled, covered her emotion, then crept up behind him. She jumped on his back. He gasped "Ali-Cat! You scared the life out of me." He swung her round to sit on his lap.
"Oops! Anyway, I have something for you. That's why I'm here. Come on." Alice smiled.
"Ali, I'm on a hunting thing..." He protested feebly. She knew he was done.
"Jazz, come!" She commanded.
"Woof!" He muttered. "Coming, ma'am."
She giggled. She adored that little Southern drawl in his voice. She loved his honey blond hair, his glowing golden eyes. She loved his walk, his smile. Everything that was anything Jasper Hale, was Alice Cullen's most favourite thing.
She smiled, even shopping couldn't hold a candle to him. "You're gonna love it, Jazz!"
Up in their room, she gave him a box. "What's this, darlin'?" He asked her, the drawl becoming more pronounced in his confusion.
"Open the box and see!" Alice squealed.
Jasper carefully opened the box and saw a scrapbook. Inside was photos of them together, doing millions of things. "Aw, darlin'!" He lovingly placed it on the bed and ran his strong fingers through her spiky hair. "You're the best, angel." Jasper smiled at her.
She locked her delicate fingers into his curling blond hair. "Have I ever told you that you're most beautiful man I've ever seen?" She asked.
"I don't know, angel." He told her.
"Hold on, you have something..." She told him, then kissed him.
Jasper broke it and said "You're a gorgeous woman, Alice Cullen. No man deserves you."
"You got me. Think of it from my eyes. I've seen any number of gorgeous guys, but none of them hold a candle to you." Alice whispered. She reached up and kissed him again. This time, he kissed back, enjoying her kisses. Alice's mind whirled with thoughts.
Edward yelled "Cool it with that, would you?! Nobody wants to see that!" Alice giggled mentally. She just thought it harder. "For someone so small, you're hugely annoying."
Jasper smiled, knowing how Alice felt. The couple hugged, then Alice whispered "I love you."
"I love you, too, darlin'." Jasper whispered back.